Chapter 12 Sexy no Jutsu

Naruto felt better, even when Kisame came into his room with his lunch that Konan cooked. He couldn't help but laugh at the shark nin that had a tighter, smaller than his regular size maid outfit.

"Shut up Jun. Itachi and Konan put me up to this. More like they forced me to do it." Kisame grumbled as he glared at the compact dirt walls.

"But Kisame-sama you cheered me up. That's all that matters." Naruto laughed as he fell off the bed, only in his sleeping shorts and boxers.

Ever since Itachi found out about what the four did to him, he hadn't been sleeping in his own room. Now they were sharing his full bed, along with touching and kisses. It was almost like they were a full couple now. He inwardly smiled at the conclusion.

Kisame growled, trying to keep his blood thirsty temper in check as his grip tightened on the tray. He handed the chicken ramen to Naruto, gritting his teeth to the point he was grinding them.

"So how is your relationship with Yukiko going?" Naruto asked, looking up as he dug into the ramen.

"Its . . . fine. I haven't seen her lately thanks to those idiots." He answered as he perked up at the mentioning of his girlfriend and lover.

"Good. The next time you see her, tell her I said hi." Naruto said with a cheerful, goofy smile on his lips.

Kisame took a step back, feeling the one organ he thought he didn't have melt at the smile, much like someone that knew him well. He actually cared for the housekeeper – like a friend.

Kisame regained his composure, only to nod and wait for the dirty dishes.

With a burp, Naruto handed the tray to him, feeling it leave his hands.

Kisame walked away with the door closing behind him. He walked to the kitchen, only to pass the two masterminds.

Konan tried to keep a straight face but the smile was slipping. She finally let the laugh and smile out, scaring Hidan and Kakuzu to the point they hung from the ceiling like cats.

Itachi kept his emotionless face on but he was inwardly rolling around as he laughed at his partner.

"You owe me." Kisame muttered as he passed the two.

"We know Kisame, we know." Itachi said as he smiled finally. He turned on his heel to check on his lover. He walked away from the only woman in the organization, and to his lover. He walked in to see Naruto wiping away the tears that the shark nin caused.

"Have a nice laugh?" Itachi asked as he sat down on the edge of the bed.

"Hell yeah Itachi-kun." Naruto chuckled as he crawled up onto the bed and sat down next to the eldest of the Uchiha brothers.

"I guess you're finally healed up?" Itachi guessed.

Naruto nodded, smiling at the older man.

"Good, I hope you're up for tonight then." Itachi whispered into the teen's ear as his hand inched down.

"For what?" Naruto asked clueless, even as he got the look of lust from the Uchiha.

"What did we talk about that night at the lake Jun?" Itachi asked as he had his hand inch closer, only to grope his lover's member.

Naruto's eyes widened, only to have his body squirm from the intimate touch. "It-Itachi-san . . . Mm."

Itachi enjoyed the purr of pleasure that escaped Naruto's ajar mouth. He smiled, even if his heart was burning with lust and desire. "Good boy Naruto."

He let his grip loosen and come off, hearing a whine escape Naruto.

"Sexy no jutsu." Naruto answered as he starred at the seasoned member with pleading eyes.

"Bingo." Itachi said, only to have his eyes widen, " I almost forgot."

Naruto looked at Itachi confused as the man dug around in his pockets for something.

He pulled out a leather stud collar that was dyed purple.

"What the-"

"-for you. To keep you in the room at night so I don't have to worry about you. Also to show the others that you belong to me and only me." Itachi explained.

Naruto looked away with a blush on his cheeks, feeling the cold leather touch his neck. A cold piece of metal touched the skin in between his collar bone, only to have him look down at the dogtag.

"What does it say?" Naruto inquired as he looked up at the eldest Uchiha.

"Itachi's fox." Itachi answered as a smile came onto his lips.

Naruto nodded, walking away. He fooled Kisame so he knew he was going to hear about it from the ex Kiri ninja.

"Jun-chan, Tobi has a booboo." Tobi said, almost like he was near tears as he held his bleeding hand up to the teen.

Where the did the chan come from? Ugh, Naruto thought as he led the boy to the bathroom so he could clean up the blood that was drying on the cut and hand.

Tobi closed the door behind him, only to have a smile on his face widen from behind the mask that hid it. He pinned Naruto to the door, his real voice aching to come out.

"To-Tobi what the hell is going on?" Naruto choked as he looked down at the childlike member.

"You want to know something. My real name isn't Tobi. Now you better fucking listen brat." Tobi hissed as his eyes glared at the blond.

"Then who are you?" Naruto asked with a cough.

"Your worst nightmare." He answered as he tightened his grip on Naruto's neck. He wanted the blond to feel the wrath he had for coming in and doing what he did to his organization that he worked so hard on. He lost all control over Uchiha, Itachi when this little brat came into the picture.

"Hurry up hm. Some of us do need a piss." Deidara hollered behind the door.

"You're a lucky ass Jun. Lucky." The man said as he put Naruto down on his feet, who collapsed. "Now you better heal this. This fucking hurt when I did it."

Naruto nodded hesitantly as he felt the man's glare focus on him.

He put healing ointment then a bandage on it.

"Jun-chan, thank you. Tobi happy." Tobi said, putting the charade up again. He ran out of the bathroom, running over the other blond.

"Thanks Tobi hm. Not!" Deidara screamed with a foot print on his face.

Naruto tried to hold back a laugh, only to be pushed out of the bathroom.

"Weirdo hm." Deidara muttered as he pushed the laughing blond out of the bathroom.

Naruto blinked, wanting to be unconfused like he was. "Um, what just happened?"

Naruto got up and walked to the living room where Konan held a hammer with dried blood on it.

"Hey Jun-kun?" Konan said in a chip tone she always had with him in the room.

He blinked, confused at why she was holding the hammer. "Hi Konan-sama."

"Leader-sama wants to see you tomorrow or sometime soon." She said as a smile came onto her pale lips.

He nodded and sat down, feeling a wind go by him. He looked around to see Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and Sasori cringing in a corner. He knew they received a beating of a lifetime for what they did – one from Pain and another from Konan. He shrugged and curled up with Nobuko for a nap.

"Jun."

He opened his eyes, seeing the ex Kiri nin in front of him with a vein throbbing from his forehead. "Yes Kisame-sama?"

"You're all better. You used me. Itachi, Konan you guys owe me big time!" He yelled as he stomped away from the half asleep blond.

Naruto shook his head at the blue haired and skinned man as he heard something break.

"Kisame, your paying for that! Not my money, your money!" Kakuzu yelled as he stormed down the hall to where the said man was.

Naruto sweat dropped at the two members as he closed his eyes, wanting more sleep before the night that was close and was going to be filled with ecstacy.

Nobuko got up and walked away from her master as he took the chance to sleep. Tomorrow he was going to start his job again. She shook her head and walked up to her master's lover.

"What's up Nobuko?" He asked.

She yipped and looked at him with brown orbs.

"Itachi-kun hm." A flirty tone came from the usual void of emotion voice for the said person.

Naruto groaned as Nobuko rubbed up against him like a cat.

"Naruto get up." Kyuubi said as he woke from his own nap.

I don't wanna, Naruto thought as he rolled over until he had his back to everyone that was looking at him weirdly.

"Jun-chan get up!" Tobi yelled, causing the blond's eyes to snap open wide as he fell off the couch.

"What was that for?" Naruto screamed as the hair on his neck stood up.

"Get up hm. Its dinner time fur ball." Deidara hissed as he walked away, a vein throbbing.

Naruto felt confused at the insult from the blond's harsh treatment. What happened, Naruto asked to himself.

He got up from the cold floor and followed the group outside.

For some reason, autumn arrived, making September go into October. It was a Saturday but he wasn't sure what the exact date was.

Then his world fell black as he looked around. "Its okay. Just stay calm Jun."

He nodded as he felt hands grab a hold of his, leading him.

"Watch your step." Kisame ordered as Naruto picked his feet up.

Then he stopped walking and felt the cool air hit his eyes with the blindfold gone.

"Happy birthday Jun!" They all shouted as Konan laughed at how Hidan growled it.

He blinked, trying to wrap his head around it. It was his birthday and he forgot all about it. He started to laugh, only to fall on his butt, tears in the corner of his eyes.

"Well happy birthday Kitsune." A woman's voice came into Naruto and others' ears, making him lean back until he was flat on his back with the ground under him.

"Yukiko-chan!" He cheered as he got up, only to run to the rusty red-haired woman, giving her a bear hug.

"To tight Kitsune and I think Kissie-kun might rip you off me." She said as she smiled shyly.

He let go, turned around to face the shark nin and stuck his pink tongue at the glaring ex shinobi.

"Jun-kun!" Kisame yelled as he stopped to the blond, only to start the chase of cat and mouse.

"Kisame stop it! Treat him with respect if today is something special for him." A commanding voice echoed in the clearing, making the members stop what they were doing.

Naruto turned, looking at the spot where it came from, only to see lavender eyes that were divided into layers. He stepped out to show the orange hair that was spiked everywhere, almost like Naruto's. The Akatsuki cloak hung loosely on him as he walked into the clearing, his face showing no emotion.

"Leader-sama." Everyone but Naruto, Yukiko and Konan said as they stood there, dumbfounded at the new arrival.

So this was the leader that let me in, Naruto thought as he stared at the multiple piercings the man had.

"So it's Jun-kun's birthday?" The man asked as a small smile came onto his lips.

Naruto nodded slowly as he looked at the man that had so much authority in the organization that made Naruto wonder how he could control everyone.

"Well happy birthday." Pain said as he took the knife, cutting the orange cake that was in the shape of a ramen cup.

Everyone took a piece as Naruto stood there with his piece.

He had the urge to announce the secret that was between him and Itachi. He didn't know where the urge came from but it was strong.

"Well Kitsune, ready for your gifts?" Yukiko asked as she stood next to Kisame, as both munched on the vanilla cake.

"Like what?" He asked, taking a bite.

"This!" She glomped him, her slice of cake not affected by the jerky movement which surprised Kisame a little. "Kisame hold these. Don't eat them!"

He took the cake and shook his head at how the two were almost alike with their personalities at times.

"Hold still Kit." She grabbed and kissed him on his cheek fifteen times, only to put another kiss on his forehead for him to grow an inch.

He blushed, feeling like he was melting when he wasn't.

"Happy birthday Kitsune." She whispered, "Be happy Naru."

Itachi sat by himself at a base of a random tree, eating his second slice of cake, something that he and Konan made the other night. He knew something was going to happen that involved his old mentor but he wasn't sure what it was yet. He also knew something was going to transpire that would change both his and Naruto's lives.

"Itachi everything okay?"

He looked up to see his blond lover looking at him with red lipstick all over his cheeks and forehead. He chuckled at it but soon stopped as Naruto sat down next to him. He felt his hand be taken by the blond.

"We should tell everyone – about us."

"That we're seeing each other and we have the status of lovers." Itachi asked, looking over at the blond.

He nodded. "Why not? They'll find out soon or later anyway. Anyway, Yukiko asked about the collar."

Itachi sighed, wanting the things to go right in his life for once. "Fine."

Naruto stood up and cleared his throat. "I have an announcement!"

Everyone fell silent after Tobi quacked.

"Itachi and I are . . . dating." Naruto said loudly for everyone to hear.

Everyone blinked, even the crickets.