Sorry I haven't updated the story in a long while. I've been caught up in school and tests among other stuff. Including a few other stories that I'm currently working on for Fire Emblem, Soul Eater and Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL. I'm also sorry these recent chapters have been short on content, but I try to make sure that everything fits the visions I intended and get to you guys as soon as possible without compromising quality. Anyway, this chapter continues from where the last one left off. I hope you all enjoy.
It was morning in the present day and Hinata was lying in her bed. The sunlight shined on her face and she slowly woke up.
"… It was all a dream… wasn't it…" Hinata mumbled into her pillow.
She then noticed that something was clinging to her body. Almost instantly, she turned around and to her surprise, Itsuki was lying in bed with her. Another thing she noticed was that she couldn't feel any clothes on her body… or Itsuki's body for that matter. Her smile became so wide that it could be seen from the back of her head.
*Oh my God!* Hinata thought. *This is the best thing that's happened to me since… Dammit, this thing is so good I can't think of anything else!*
Hinata turned her head to Itsuki's face and pecked him on the lips. "Wakey, wakey, Itsuki."
Itsuki shot up, wide awake. "Huh? What? What happened?"
"Have I ever told you how happy you make me?"
"My guess is as happy as Marvel fans when they found out that Agent Phil Coulson was alive."
(Begin Skit)
In Hollywood, several men were looking on a laptop.
"Wow, this character became a lot more popular than we thought he would." One of the men said. "You know what? Screw it. We're bringing him back for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."
"But didn't he die?" Another guy asked.
"This is Hollywood! We can make anything happen!"
(End Skit)
Later that morning before classes started, Hinata and Itsuki were walking down one of the hallways.
"I have to get going to class now." Hinata said. "I wish that the teachers here weren't so merciless with their students. Then we'd both be in Class A together."
"Well, I can't say that being sent to Class F was all bad." Itsuki said. "I made plenty of new friends. That's something. And it WAS just a placement test, so it's not like it's a good chunk of my overall grade."
"I'll see you later, cutie." Hinata gave Itsuki a peck on the cheek and ran off to her class. *I wonder how much more I altered the past.*
Later at lunch, Hinata and Itsuki were eating with Akihisa, whom had his arms wrpped around the shoulders of both Minami and Mizuki.
"How's it going guys?" Akihisa asked.
"Yoshii, I still cannot believe that you actually have two girlfriends that are aware of each other." Itsuki expressed. "If only that guy from Love Hina were as lucky as you."
"Didn't he have like five girls head over heels for him?" Hinata pointed out.
"Yeah, but all of those girls were crazy." Itsuki explained.
"Itsuki, are you one of the guys that likes to have a harem of girls?" Hinata asked.
"… I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't like it." Itsuki replied.
Hinata lightly punched Itsuki in the arm.
"But there are benefits to having just one girl." Itsuki iterated. "Though I'm not sure how it is in your case."
Itsuki turned to Yūji, who was cuddling with Shōko.
*I can't believe that Yūji is reciprocating Shōko's affections.* Hinata thought. *Altering the past is the best thing that could happen to us! Even better than when ants find an abandoned picnic.*
(Begin Skit)
A colony of ants was carrying several baskets and plates of food and desserts across a meadow.
"Score!"
"Jackpot!"
"We hit the motherload!"
"Seriously, what are the ****ing odds that people would just leave their food unatten-Oh my God! Joe just bit that turkey and died! It's poison! EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOU'RE CARRYING AND RUN!"
(End Skit)
"I wonder what else changed…" Hinata muttered.
"Hey, guys." Yūko came up to them.
"Wow, Yūko, when did you get so chummy with Class F?" Hinata asked.
"I'm not Yūko, I'm Hideyoshi." Hideyoshi said.
"YOU'RE A GIRL NOW?!" Hinata questioned mouth agape.
"I've always been a girl." Hideyoshi stated.
*How the hell does something like that even happen?!* Hinata thought. *That shouldn't even make any sense!*
"Mizuki's been a great help to Minami and me." Akihisa spoke. "Our study sessions have brought up our grades considerably. At this rate I won't be a probationary student anymore."
"How did you become a probationary student in the first place?" Itsuki inquired.
"Eh, I pawned off some books I stole from Iron Man and showed the clerk my student ID." Akihisa answered.
"… Wow…" Hinata mumbled as she continued eating her food.
"Um, Hinata…" Itsuki whispered to her. "There's something I need to talk to you about."
"What is it?" Hinata asked.
"I'd rather tell you later… alone." Itsuki responded.
*Oohoohoohoo!* Hinata giggled in her head. *I think I like where this is going! I really wish I could remember our lovemaking last night, but I'm sure this is going to more than make up for it. Speaking of being a slut, I wonder how that bitch Ayane is doing… Like I give a crap about her!*
Meanwhile, in the Class F homeroom, Ayane was sitting at her box desk eating her lunch.
*Something doesn't feel right…* Ayane thought. *I can't quite put my finger on it, but something is amiss…* "… Here's the problem. Not enough salt on these Pringles."
"Psst… Hey, girl with the purple hair…"
Ayane turned to the window to see the Grim Reaper standing outside, looking through the window.
"I need you to do me a favor." He said. "You know that girl that your boyfriend is hanging out with?"
"I don't have a boyfriend." Ayane stated.
"Whatever. That guy that sits next to you in class? His girlfriend took my scythe, altered the past and now you're no longer dating him."
"What?! That bitch!"
"Get my scythe back and I can restore the timeline to normal. Deal?"
"It's a deal." Ayane tried to shake his hand, but pulled back at the last minute. "I forgot that if I touch you I die. Just like if I turn on Garbage Pail Kids."
(Begin Skit)
Ayane was lying on a couch in her house. The television was left on and she was lying on the ground, skin as white as a ghost and completely devoid of life.
(End Skit)
"I'm not even kidding." Ayane said. "That is hands down one of the worst movies anyone could have possibly created. I wouldn't even call it a movie; it's looking at abominations in the rear view mirror."
Later that day, Hinata was in her house, reading one of her manga.
"Oh, Naruto, you rascal…" Hinata chuckled.
Ding! Dong!
Hinata got off the bed she was lying on and answered the door for Itsuki.
"Hey, Hinata."
"Hi, Itsuki." Hinata hugged him.
"Listen… I need to tell you about what happened last night."
Hinata just took a seat on her couch. "It was magical wasn't it?"
"See? Right there. You don't seem to remember anything about last night."
"… What do you mean?"
"We didn't have sex last night."
"… What?"
"On our way here, it was pouring like crazy and our clothes were completely drenched. You suggested we take all of our clothes off and walk around the house in the nude while they were in the dryer."
"… Could you help remind me by taking off your clothes?"
"… Anyway, you were trying to put the moves on me, and boy was it working with your body touching mine, but you suddenly fell asleep. Since you were on top of me on your bed, I thought it would be best to just sleep where I was. Though I admit I enjoyed feeling your boobs pressed against me."
"… So we're both still virgins?" Hinata asked, looking like she was about to cry.
"Yes."
"Well…" Hinata got up and started to move her hands across her body suggestively. "Maybe we can make up for it?" Hinata walked up to Itsuki and started stroking his chest. "I prepared for this moment for the last few months."
Hinata slowly moved her lips towards Itsuki's lips.
CRASH!
Something had crashed through the window and onto Itsuki and Hinata. Itsuki was knocked unconscious and Hinata was pinned to the ground. When Hinata opened her eyes, Ayane was right on top of her.
"You slut!" Ayane shouted. "You took Itsuki away from me! I'm going to take him back!"
"Over my dead body, bitch!" Hinata kicked Ayane off of her and got up to her feet.
"I was hoping you'd say that!"
Ayane threw a nearby table at Hinata, but she kicked it in half before it was able to do anything.
Hinata grabbed one half of the table and threw it back at Ayane, sending her through the broken window and onto the front lawn. She then pounced on Ayane, gripping her neck and slamming her head repeatedly against the ground.
Ayane threw Hinata into a nearby tree and repeatedly punched her in the face.
Hinata also traded blows with Ayane and their fight moved to the street. Some cyclists were riding in the streets while they were fighting and crashed while trying to avoid hitting the two girls.
As the girls continued fighting, several guys were leaning against a fence and saw the catfight going on.
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" The guys chanted, pumping their fists into the air.
Their fight continued as they proceeded onto a bus that started moving as they got on. There was a guy listening to a boom box that he was carrying on his shoulder (… seriously, this guy must be deaf or something). Ayane took the boom box and smashed it against Hinata, breaking it.
"OWIE!" Hinata exclaimed. "Why do you get to throw the boom box?!"
"Because my name has 'ne' in it which is Japanese for 'sound'." Ayane replied.
"That still doesn't make any logical sense!" Hinata shouted before punching Ayane in the face again.
Ayane punched Hinata back so hard that the latter fell backward into the bus driver and knocked him out of his seat. The bus was sent hurdling into a nearby building and crashed through its front door.
Ayane and Hinata crawled out of the wreckage and stood there for a couple of moments. Then they started punching each other again and continued moving onto the elevator. As the elevator was going up and the elevator music was playing, the two girls just stood there motionless. When they reached a higher floor and the doors opened, they continued fighting into office cubicles.
At some point during the fight in the office, they came across Peter Griffin and the giant chicken having another one of their large-scale scuffles.
As their fight led them to a nearby window, Ayane grabbed Hinata's arms, spun herself around a bit and threw her into Peter and the chicken, knocking them through the window and breaking it.
Ayane turned around to head back, but a window cleaner's scaffolding came up to the window with Hinata on it and Hinata pounced on Ayane.
Their fight continued and into the elevator again. As the elevator went up, they still did nothing as it went up and the music played. Upon reaching the top floor, they started fighting again on the building's roof.
A helicopter had landed on the helipad and several businessmen were coming out of it. The catfight led them onto the helicopter and it started to take off again.
The two girls continued trading blows with each other until one of Hinata's fists missed Ayane and hit the pilot instead, subsequently knocking him unconscious. The helicopter started to fall and as it plummeted toward a nearby building, Ayane took the opportunity to jump out and grab onto the ledge. Hinata followed suit and grabbed Ayane's leg. Ayane couldn't support the both of them and tried to kick Hinata in the face, but she still wouldn't let go. Ayane moved her leg so Hinata's face would hit the side of the building, causing Hinata to let go and fall.
Hinata kept falling until she hit the ground, breaking a large number of bones in her body. She only remained conscious for a couple of seconds with single gasp of breath before subsequently dying.
Ayane climbed down the ledges until the got to the ground floor and started to walk away.
Ayane got back to Hinata's house, Itsuki still unconscious. She knelt down to his unconscious body.
"We'll be back together again soon. I promise." She mumbled.
Ayane motioned her hand to Itsuki's buttocks and touched them.
"… ooohh.." Ayane moaned for a brief moment.
She continued to make her way to Hinata's room and found the scythe under her bed. Upon picking it up, she heard a voice.
"Great work out there." The Grim Reaper appeared in the room with her. "I can't believe you actually killed that girl. Though, when I restore the timeline, she won't be dead anymore. You must really like this boy if you're willing to go that far."
Ayane looked down at the floor. "Itsuki is the first person I feel this way about…"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever." The reaper interrupted. "I don't really care about any of that sentimental bull. That's your problem."
A white light engulfed everything.
It was a bright and sunny morning and the sunlight hit Ayane's face as she started to wake up in her bed. As Ayane got up, dressed in her undergarments, she looked to her side for some reason to find nobody there.
"... What is this strange feeling I have?" Ayane wondered.
Ding! Dong!
"Ayane, you ready?" Itsuki's voice came from the other side of the front door. "We're gonna be late for school, and we don't want Iron Man punishing us."
Ayane went up to the door and opened it. Itsuki was in his school uniform and carrying his schoolbag.
"Sorry, I must have slept in." Ayane said, rubbing her eyes.
"Can't say I'm complaining though." Itsuki said before embracing Ayane.
"… So we are dating, aren't we?" Ayane asked.
"Of course we are." Itsuki said. "Don't you remember our trip to Vegas?"
"Of course I do." Ayane answered. "I guess… I just had a weird dream is all."
"Well by the sound of that, you must be pretty damn glad you're back to reality."
"Yeah." Ayane nodded. "I better go get dressed."
About a week and a few days later, the students of Class F were in the hallway, looking up at their grades for their semester finals.
"There we are, Ayane!" Itsuki pointed at their names on the board.
Itsuki was placed in third, with Ayane in second and Mizuki scoring the highest of any student in the class. Everyone else's scores seemed to be either average or lousy.
"At least they're over and we've got summer vacation to look forward to!" Akihisa said.
"How about we head to the beach next week?" Itsuki suggested. "It'll help us relieve the stress of finals."
"I like the sound of that." Ayane agreed.
"Wait 'till you see me in my new swimsuit, Aki!" Minami said, holding onto Akihisa's arm.
"I really want you to see me in mine, too." Mizuki clung onto Akihisa's other arm.
"I can drive us all there, though considering how large our group of friends are, I think it would be best if I drive one car and Yoshii's sister can drive the other." Itsuki suggested.
"Please, don't have us bring my sister along!" Akihisa pleaded with his knees to the ground and bowing before Itsuki. "If she does, she'll try to bring along a sexy swimsuit and I don't want her to embarrass me like that!"
Kōta thought about the idea of Yoshii's sister in an incredibly sexy and revealing swimsuit and his nose started to drip blood a little bit.
"I can't wait to show you my swimsuit." Ayane said as she stroke Itsuki's chest.
"I like the sound of that." Itsuki said.
"I have an idea!" Minami spoke. "I suggest we go on a group date at the beach! Me, Aki and Mizuki and you and Ayane! It's perfect!"
"Wait, I can understand why you would want to be with Yoshii, but what was that about Himeji?" Itsuki inquired.
Minami remained quiet for what seemed like several long minutes. "... Look, a wild bull-moose-elephant!"
Minami ran away, leaving only a dust cloud behind her. Although they did look and see a wild bull-moose-elephant in the school hallways.
"... Hey, don't go pinning this on me, little girl." The animal said.
"... That thing is an even weirder hybrid than those animals from Avatar: The Last Airbender." Itsuki said. "And I didn't think those things existed because my grandfather would often say that to steal my food."
