IMing Adventures #14) Bands, Bananas and Bad Jokes
By ~Ally!~ (posted by BrianaaLee )
Synopsis: When a story starts out with an absolutely pointless, un-funny joke you know things are going to get worse. Well you're wrong! This chapter of IMing Adventures is filled with suspense, comedy and even a chase scene! People repeatedly gets terrified, more people get turned away, two conversations happen at the same time, photographs get taken, someone learns that showbiz sucks the hard way, a vampire gets a good laugh and someone is loyal to the wrong person, turning the entire chat room against them. Told yoy this would be good! Featuring some rock star wannabes, a movie loving celeb and a group of people trying to keep one specific chat member in line! Also, there is K-BREAD!!
REAL PEOPLE:
Triple L ~ Ally
Brianaa Lee ~ Briana
D-u_s-t_i-n ~ Dustin
TheMusicalGenie ~ Kelsey
JAS-Lover ~ Emily
UniquenessInABox ~ Randi
BOYS:
Vamp17 ~ Edward Cullen
BroadwayBoi ~ Link Larkin
BlackAttack ~ Jacob Black
BearHug22 ~ Emmett Cullen
WildcatChampz ~ Troy Bolton
GIRLS:
Drum Grrrl ~ Jasmine Callihan
Princess P ~ Polly Prentis
Shopperrr ~ Alice Cullen
Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale
ICanWait ~ Tracy Turnblad
*Triple L has joined the chat*
*Brianaa Lee has joined the chat*
Triple L: Brianaaaaa!
Brianaa Lee: There's only two a's at the end, Ally.
Triple L: I knowww!
Brianaa Lee: Why are you doing that?
Triple L: Doing whatttt?
Brianaa Lee: Dragging out the last letter of the last word of your sentence!
Triple L: I'm notttttttttttt!
Brianaa Lee: Yes, you areeeeeee!
Triple L: Well there's no need to be a copy cattttt!
Brianaa Lee: *sighs*
*TheMusicalGenie has joined the chat*
Triple L: Kelsey!
Brianaa Lee: Hey, you didn't do it that time!
TheMusicalGenie: Do what?
Brianaa Lee: Oh, never mind…
*D-u_s-t_i-n has joined the chat*
D-u_s-t_i-n: Hey Ally guess what I'm doing!
Triple L: Uh oh. What are you doing?
D-u_s-t_i-n: Drinking chocolate milk!
Triple L: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Triple L has left the chat*
TheMusicalGenie: What is WITH this kid?
Brianaa Lee: Besides the obvi, what do you mean?
TheMusicalGenie: Well, Ally is the only girl I know who's afraid of chocolate milk, sheep and that sand worm thing from 'Beetlejuice'.
D-u_s-t_i-n: Shes afraid of that?
Brianaa Lee: *sigh* Yeah, she told me that a while ago.
D-u_s-t_i-n: Oh wow.
*Vamp17 had joined the chat*
TheMusicalGenie: Hey Vamp Man!
Vamp17: Hello.
Brianaa Lee: Ally's not here right now, so I'll fill in for her. *ahem* EDWAAAAAAAAARRD!!
Vamp17: That's a pretty good impression. So good that I'm going to leave now.
*Vamp17 has left the chat*
D-u_s-t_i-n: *twitch*
Brianaa Lee: What?
D-u_s-t_i-n: That really did sound like something Ally would say.
*Triple L has joined the chat*
Triple L: That's cuz I DID say it. Once or twice.
TheMusicalGenie: How did you overcome your fear this time?
Triple L: I made chairs and other furniture out of bendy straws.
Brianaa Lee: OMZ OMZ OMZ LOL LOL LOL LOL!!
Triple L: I KNOW!
TheMusicalGenie: WHAT?
Brianaa Lee: Nothing, nothing.
D-u_s-t_i-n: …?
*BroadwayBoi has joined the chat*
Triple L: Hey Linky!
BroadwayBoi: HI! Guess what?
D-u_s-t_i-n: Oh god. What?
BroadwayBoi: I'm gonna start a band!
TheMusicalGenie: Don't start a band!
BroadwayBoi: Why not?!?
TheMusicalGenie: No no, I was quoting a song.
BroadwayBoi: Oh. But why can't I start a band?
Brianaa Lee: *sigh*
Triple L: You've been saying that a lot lately.
Brianaa Lee: I KNOW.
BroadwayBoi: So who wants to be in my band?
*Drum Grrrl has joined the chat*
*Princess P has joined the chat*
*Shopperrr has joined the chat*
*BlackAttack has joined the chat*
Drum Grrrl: Alice told us that you were going to start a band!! I'm a sweet drummer!
Princess P: And you're going to need a costume designer!
Shopperrr: And the costume designer will need a costume designer!
BlackAttack: And I'll just do anything to feel like I belong!
BroadwayBoi: Well, actually I was asking the four guys who were on here already…
Triple L: *awkward turtle!!*
BroadwayBoi: Well?
Brianaa Lee: Sorry, I'm just really busy already with everything. And I'm gonna be a vampire soon so that's not such a good idea.
Triple L: Same…I hope. And all my extracurriculars are driving me berserk!
D-u_s-t_i-n: And I'd rather not join a band with you. Enough said.
Triple L: OH BUN!
BroadwayBoi: Haha. What about you, Genie?
TheMusicalGenie: Well I would join your band, but I'm kind of already in every single band in existence other than yours already.
BroadwayBoi: REALLY? OHMIGAWD you're in the Backstreet Boys? I LOOOVE THEM! And you're a GENIE in a band none the less! I MUST get your autograph! Stay right there!
*BroadwayBoi has left the chat*
Brianaa Lee: Poor misguided Link.
D-u_s-t_i-n: Don't feel TOO bad for him. He's on TV after all.
Triple L: Not to mention super duper hott!
D-u_s-t_i-n: Whatever you say, Ally. Whatever you say.
Drum Grrrl: Well who needs Link anyway? We'll go start our own crazy angry girl band!
Princess P: Yeah!
Shopperrr: I can see that this is going to be a great band!
BlackAttack: That's great, except I'm not a girl.
Shopperrr: Oh yeah…*coughcough*
Drum Grrrl: Well, you LOOK like a girl with that hair. Its worse than mine.
BlackAttack: HEY!
Princess P: Anywaaay, problem solved! Lets go!
*Drum Grrrl has left the chat*
*Princess P has left the chat*
*Shopperrr has left the chat*
*BlackAttack has left the chat*
Brianaa Lee: Haha Jacob sucks!
Triple L: And that's ironic! HAHAHA!
D-u_s-t_i-n: We KNOW, you say it ALL. THE. TIME.
Triple L: Yeaaaah im awesome!
TheMusicalGenie: GAHHHH!
Brianaa Lee: What?
TheMusicalGenie: LINK IS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WITH AN AUTOGRAPH BOOK!
*TheMusicalGenie has left the chat*
D-u_s-t_i-n: O.O
Triple L: My thoughts exactly.
Brianaa Lee: Le deffo.
*Headstrong has joined the chat*
Headstrong: Hi Dustin! How'd you like that party the other day?
D-u_s-t_i-n: It was great!
Headstrong: Haha, remember that thing in the movie?
D-u_s-t_i-n: Haha yeah that was priceless.
Triple L: I feel very unwanted.
Brianaa Lee: Same. Let's just drown them out with our own pleasant conversation!
D-u_s-t_i-n: I'd like to see you try!
Triple L: That's a great idea! Soo, is the groundhog a boy or a girl?
D-u_s-t_i-n: Meh. Soo Ashley, that part with the other joke?
Brianaa Lee: I don't really know, but I THINK it's a guy.
Headstrong: Yes, that was soo hilarious! I was laughing so hard!
Triple L: Well I watched this movie where its name was "Peek-A-Boo Pete" but that's not the real one. But THAT groundhog was a boy.
D-u_s-t_i-n: I know! You were almost crying!
Brianaa Lee: Do you think it makes a difference as to whether or not it sees its shadow if it's a boy or a girl?
Headstrong: I think I WAS crying at one point.
Triple L: I can't see how, but we'd have to try it sometime. As an experiment! Oooh, let's do it now! Let's go to the pet store and buy some groundhogs!
D-u_s-t_i-n: Ally, pet stores don't SELL groundhogs.
Triple L: HA! So you WERE paying attention to what we were saying!
D-u_s-t_i-n: I never said I wasn't…?
Triple L: No. But now I feel wanted again!
Headstrong: How about we just talk another time?
D-u_s-t_i-n: Yeah, good idea. Bye.
*Headstrong has left the chat*
*UniquenessInABox has joined the chat*
UniquenessInABox: Kelsey is currently running around in circles outside while being chased by some greasy-haired guy who's holding a notebook and screaming "I HAVE A PEN!" Does that make any sense to you?
Brianaa Lee: Sadly, yes.
Triple L: And it's really rather funny.
UniquenessInABox: I know! I'm gonna go get some pictures!
*UniquenessInABox has left the chat*
Brianaa Lee: Boy, I can't wait to see those pictures!
Triple L: See the PICTURES? Are you kidding me? I'm going to HELP!
*Triple L has left the chat*
*JAS-Lover has joined the chat*
JAS-Lover: Hey guys! Whats going on?
D-u_s-t_i-n:…How about we tell you later?
JAS-Lover: O…kaaaay?
Brianaa Lee: Where were you all morning?
JAS-Lover: On the movie set with Zac. I get to play a girl named Mandy who has a cat named Mr. Flufflybun!
Brianaa Lee: …
D-u_s-t_i-n: Um, wow?
JAS-Lover: Showbiz sucks.
*ICanWait has joined the chat*
ICanWait: Um, do any of you guys know what happened to Link? Edward just called me but I couldn't understand a word he was saying, he was laughing really hard.
Brianaa Lee: Weeeell…
ICanWait: All I could hear was "Link", "Chase" and "Bananas".
D-u_s-t_i-n: Um, we can explain all of that…except for the bananas.
Brianaa Lee: Link is on an autograph hunt again and he was chasing Kelsey.
ICanWait: Not again! I better go. Thanks!
*ICanWait has left the chat*
JAS-Lover: Why does Link want Kelsey's autograph?
D-u_s-t_i-n: He thinks that she is one of the Backstreet Boys.
JAS-Lover: WHAT?!
Brianaa Lee: Loooooooooong story.
*Triple L has joined the chat*
*UniquenessInABox has joined the chat*
UniquenessInABox: HAHAHAHA
Triple L: That was SOOOO Mastercard!! And totally Mascara!
JAS-Lover: WHAT IS GOING ON?
UniquenessInABox: So Link was chasing Kelsey around and he wasn't going to stop anytime soon.
Triple L: So I decided to intervene –
UniquenessInABox: By throwing bananas at his head!
Brianaa Lee: Wow.
D-u_s-t_i-n: That doesn't sound that funny.
UniquenessInABox: You don't know the definition of funny until you have seen a banana get stuck in a guy's rock-solid hair.
Triple L: He couldn't get it out!!
JAS-Lover: Wow. I didn't know that you hard the muscle to do that, Ally.
Triple L: Weeeell I didn't throw THAT one.
UniquenessInABox: I am the puncher…and I am also the THROWER!
Triple L: So it was great, except for the fact that I was supposed to be the runner, not Kelsey!
*TheMusicalGenie has joined the chat*
TheMusicalGenie: Stop laughing at me guys! That was terrifying!
Triple L: But you were sooo scared! It was hilarious! Fear is hilarious!
TheMusicalGenie: SHEEP!
Triple L: WHERE?!?!?!
*Triple L has left the chat*
TheMusicalGenie: Well what do you know! It IS funny!
JAS-Lover: That was a good one.
*BearHug22 has joined the chat*
BearHug22: Know what else is terrifying?
Brianaa Lee: Let me guess – my face?
BearHug22: No, of course not! That would be such a mean thing for me to say!
JAS-Lover: Then what else is terrifying?
BearHug22: ALLY'S FACE!! OOOOOH!
*BearHug22 has left the chat*
D-u_s-t_i-n: I'm starting to like this guy!
Brianaa Lee: DUSTIN!
D-u_s-t_i-n: KIDDING!!
*WildcatChampz has joined the chat*
WildcatChampz: Hey guys, I have some bad news. Chad is sick with that flu…
UniquenessInABox: YES!! That sound like GOOD news!
WildcatChampz: Yeah but, um, I'm sorry to say that I promised I'd do him a favor and…
Brianaa Lee: *GASP* You wouldn't!
JAS-Lover: You have GOT to be kidding me!!
D-u_s-t_i-n: I don't think he is!
WildcatChampz: I'm sorry about this…What time is it?
UniquenessInABox: Time for you to stop doing him favors! Let's get outta here!
*Brianaa Lee has left the chat*
* D-u_s-t_i-n has left the chat*
*TheMusicalGenie has left the chat*
*JAS-Lover has left the chat*
*UniquenessInABox has left the chat*
WildcatChampz: *sigh* Thanks a lot, Chad! Grr.
*WildcatChampz has left the chat*
FAN (Friend of the Author's Note): Yes, we actually had that conversation about whether the groundhog is a boy or a girl in class. However, Link did not come to Kelsey's to get her autograph - he is a fictional character. I do not care what you think, ~Ally!~, Link Larkin is NOT A REAL PERSON! Please REVIEW!