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I was Irritated. How could I not be? I was up extremely late last night putting up with Sorix and now Xanders touches. Xander was just being a jerk and would "accidentally" touch my ass and Sorix was his normal tit grabbing self. I knew Sorix some how convinced Xander that I needed to be teased.
Jay and Joker had disappeared after Sorix and Xander came outside with me. I had stayed up with my two friends talking and almost enjoying myself. I was almost having second thoughts about my… plans. I was actually falling asleep at the table when Xander had finally carried me up to bed. I had fallen asleep as soon as I was tucked in.
Now. I was awake and I was nearly shaking with irritation. Four male bodies were currently stuffed into my bed. Two bodies were on either side of me and one was lying almost on top of me. One was crushing my feet. I was turned and hands were around my waist. My ass pulled into someone's front. I could not see who. If it was Sorix or Jay someone was going to loose a very important male appendage!
It's not like I preferred Xander, and there was no way in hell it was Joker. At least if it was Xander it would be him making sure I wasn't violated or something! There was a pillow over my face so I couldn't really see anyone.
It was then that the person behind me decided to nuzzle their un shaved face into my neck. I cringed away from the prickly feel and growled lightly. I threw an elbow and caught whoever was behind me in the side. He grunted but did not move.
"Get the hell out of my bed! What are all of you doing?" I yelled loudly startling all four men to awareness. The man behind me released me and rolled. He must have been to close to the edge because he fell off. I sat up quickly throwing the pillow from my face.
Sorix was sitting up and rubbing his eyes next to me. Jay was the one crushing my feet. Xander was groaning on the floor. And Joker? Joker currently had his face shoved between my tits. In my haste to sit up I hadn't realized Joker was the one on top of me. I had sat up and literally shoved my tits into a still waking Jokers face. He was looking up at me. I almost gasped. His forehead was skin colored. Not a sickening white. He pulled slightly away from me. "Well good morning" He purred now looking at my chest. I growled lightly and threw my self back on the bad, jerking the blankets over me. "All of you get the fuck out of here!" I nearly shrieked.
The room was filled with deep chuckles as I sat brooding under my covers. "We wanted a sleep over!" I heard Joker chuckle as I was suddenly grabbed and pulled into a chest. Sorix shoved his face in my neck. He held my hands to the sides and stayed clear of my legs.
"They wouldn't let me sleep in here alone." He purred against my neck.
I growled. "Get away from me you pervert, or so help me I'll cut your dick off." I snarled, thrashing about. He chuckled and rolled away from me. "Why the hell can't I get a nice wake up call? Is that to much to ask for?" I groaned.
"Yes! Now get up! Jay wants to ask you something!" Joker yelled in a overly loud voice as he ripped my blankets away. I sat up with a growl and looked to a sleep rumpled Jay. He was now standing at the foot of the bed.
"What?" I hissed lightly. I was tired and now I wanted some food. Maybe I could get Sorix to make me some breakfast.
"Would you hug Joker and tell him you love anal?" He asked in a pleading tone. His eyes begging me.
I glanced to a straight face Joker and to my two shocked looking comrades then back to Jay. "Now why in the hell would I do that?" I asked in a surprised tone.
"If you do I would win a bet with Joker." He stated. It looked like he was about to get on his knees and beg.
I smirked. "What exactly do you win if I do this?" I questioned once more. If it was bragging rights I would do it. How would I know if I loved anal or not?
"Well… I would get to fuck you." He blurted quickly. It all came out in a jumbled mess. I still caught it.
I grew silent and still. "So you can fuck me… Ya sorry can't do it. You strike me as a man who would just take pleasure and not give it. Plus I've never been in that kind of situation. So. No. Sorry can't help ya." I stated as I got up and stretched. Making sure my sweatshirt was zipped up.
Joker burst into laughter. "I fucking told you she wouldn't do it!" He gasped.
I glared and before I could realize what I was doing I stood from the bed and threw myself at the laughing Joker. She froze as by body stopped against his, my head coming to rest where his ribs met his stomach. The room was deathly silent.
"Hey Joker?" I asked in my best sexy voice. He grunted to show he was listening. I pulled away from him and put my best sexy face on. "I love anal." I stated in the same sultry voice.
His face took on a pinched look and I began to feel his arms go about me. I quickly shoved out of his arms and looked to a shocked Jay. "If you so much as look at me funny, you will find yourself missing something very important for bodily functions." I snarled.
I then turned. "Sorix, Xander. Come on. Do you guys want to smoke with me?" I asked as if I had not just hugged Gothams most wanted man. The two followed me quickly.
**I tried to make this one funny. Think I failed. :/**