"How do you feel about us just being fart blasters?" Princess Peach Toadstool asked Bianca as they were farting brassy butt blasts of gas at the muncher plants that popped out of the ground at random in Seaside Hill.
"...pretty cool!" Bianca stated as she let out a wet toot, giggling as she began fanning her smelly fat ass. "Peeyew! My farts really do stink! That one was rank!"
"I bet I could stink more than you, fat ass!" Peach playfully stated as the two flatulent blonde girls with farting big butts kept belching brass gas from their asses.
Meanwhile, Toadette and Arceus were having some lemonade together, of which they had gotten from Lilligant's Lemonade Stand, the two secondary characters looking at each other.
"You think these two are gonna have their actual characteristics show up any time?" Toadette asked as she tilted her head to the right.
Arceus sipped his lemonade as he solved a metric ton of problems at the same time, by virtue of being a God. "Knowing how this fanfiction is like the other fart fetish fanfics, I doubt it. Would be nice, though."
"...Yeah. That would be too good." Toadette stated, accidentally farting out a cute little poot as she blushed, fanning the air with her left hand, with Arceus rolling his eyes in response.
Dry Bowser noticed Toadette bonding with Arceus simply shrugging as he didn't care.
"I was going to appear in this shit at some point anyway," Dry Bowser dryly stated, commenting on his very brief cameo as he cringed at the common sight of Peach and Bianca farting.