Reunion

The camera pans over the stage, where the 20 contestants from the season are seated on 3 rows of risers. Ash Ketchum is seated at the far right on the bottom.

"Welcome back everyone to our Survivor live reunion show!" host Jet Black announces to the audience. "We are here with our winner, Ash Ketchum!"

The crowd cheers wildly as Ash waves. Pikachu is seated on his lap, chewing on a cucumber.

"Let's get right to it, Ash," Jet states. "You and Ritchie pulled off one of the biggest lies in Survivor history, the lie about your Pikachu having died from choking on a cucumber. How did you do it?"

"These players are not dumb," Ash responds with a laugh. "But let's face it, everyone has a soft spot in their heart for Pokémon. Hearing about a Pokémon dying is just heartbreaking. And I guess everyone bought the story from the very start, and now here I am as the winner."

"Even the evil Lucian and Clove voted for you!" Jet exclaims. "Those two are just pure evil, yet they felt compassion for you and gave you their votes."

"I'm not evil," Lucian breaks in. "Just because I obey my queen Cynthia does not make me an evil person."

"Hey, I'm not evil either!" Clove exclaims. "I'm just a Career trying to stay alive in the Hunger Games."

"Can you explain the reasoning in why you voted for Ash, though?" Jet asks.

"I am a Pokémon Trainer myself," Lucian states. "That should be obvious. I felt compassion for the dead Pikachu and thus voted for Ketchum."

"My reasoning is different," Clove responds. "I didn't feel bad about Pikachu dying of choking on a cucumber. I just felt Ash had played the best game out here of the three that remained. They all sucked, really. I'm still bitter."

"Now, let's have a poll here. Had Soi Fon gone to the end, how many of you would have voted for her?"

The entire jury raises their hands, as does Hungary.

"So even you, Hungary, despite being in the Final Three?" Jet says. "Wow. Soi Fon, you have to know how close you were to winning yet again."

"Don't look now, there's a monkey on my back," Soi Fon complains. "I've come so close, yet not been able to finish the job."

"And it all came down to stacking a house of cards," Jet states. "That was a million-dollar stack."

"I don't blame Hungary one bit for voting me out," Soi Fon replies. "She knew I'd vote for her. She and I are sisters. I'd do anything for her. I feel as if I achieved a greater victory in making a friend in Hungary rather than simply winning a whole lot of money."

The crowd cheers again.

"I too made a good friend in Soi Fon," Hungary adds. "She is like Mr. Austria is to me, a very close friend. I appreciate her voting for me."

"Since Hungary received fewer votes against her over the course of the game," Jet says, "she finishes second over Janine, who received more votes against her."

"It's tough to take, but I accept the loss," Janine states. "I didn't play hard enough. I tried the sneaky ninja strategy. That didn't go over too well with this group of veteran players. I should have gone at it harder, and I didn't."

"Let's not forget too that Ketchum gave Janine his Superidol," Renji breaks in. "Without that Superidol, then we go to picking rocks, and who knows what happens. Maybe it's me winning this game somehow."

"Ash played a big play by doing that," Katniss states. "He deserves a lot of credit for his gameplay. He stuck his neck out on the line by paying for that Superidol at the Advantage Auction."

"Speaking of that Advantage Auction, let's take note of who lost money as a result. Lucian lost $3,000, Olivier lost $4,000, Katniss lost $3,000, and Soi Fon lost $5,000. Because Clove chose the black rock in her tied bid with Ketchum, she doesn't lose anything, and because Ketchum won the game, he doesn't lose anything."

"That sucks," Olivier states.

"Indeed," Katniss adds.

"It was worth the risk," Soi Fon comments. "I'll take that lost money any day of the week. Getting that steal-a-vote worked out perfectly for me and pushed my alliance farther in the game. I ended up getting extra winnings as a result of going further, and thus I find my gamble to be well worth it."

"Not worth it for me, though," Lucian states.

"The rest of you took the Food Auction, where I thank my special assistant and co-host Kisuke Urahara for handling the auction for me," Jet says. "But Erika, you just couldn't buy healing for your foot."

"I wish I could have bid on the right to have my foot looked at," Erika replies. "But I know that's not part of the game. I appreciate the opportunity I was given."

"It really sucks that Erika had to be pulled from the game," Soi Fon states. "She was a great ally, and probably would have been in my Final Three with myself and Hungary had everything worked out."

"Would you have taken Erika over Ash?" Jet asks Soi Fon.

"Of course I would have!" Soi Fon replies. "No offense to Ash or Erika, but I feared going up against Ash more than I did Erika. I knew this was a smart jury. That's why when I voted for Hungary, I didn't expect anyone to join me. As it turns out, no one did, and Ash won easily."

"Now, Ash, we had an interesting situation this season with you," Jet says.

The crowd suddenly hushes.

"You were seemingly outed by Gary Oak, but then you revealed that you are actually engaged to Misty. But before you revealed that, Gary actually quit the game."

"What a lying little punk!" Gary shouts. "Ash is a loser!"

The crowd boos Gary.

"Hey, I was just totally stunned," Ash says. "I didn't know what to say. And I certainly never expected you to quit."

"You did that on purpose to screw me!" Gary shouts back. "Just like your lie with Pikachu choking on a cucumber!"

"Now that, I will admit, was a lie," Ash responds. "But isn't that what Survivor is all about?"

The crowd cheers for Ash.

"Well, Ash, are you prepared to get married to Misty now that you've won all that money?" Jet asks him.

"Absolutely!" Ash exclaims. "Misty deserves another chance at this game, wouldn't you agree?"

The crowd cheers loudly as the camera pans over a smiling Misty.

"Both Misty and I failed to get past the first Tribal Council our first time in the game," Ash continues. "My second chance ended up super-successful. I can bet it would be the same for Misty."

Janine breaks in. "Actually, I get the feeling that now that you've said that, everyone playing against her will be saying, 'Guys, we need to beat Misty!'"

Everyone laughs.

"Well, it's about that time!" Jet exclaims. "Time to reveal who won the fan favorite award! This award used to be sponsored by a certain cell phone company, but since that company no longer sponsors the award, we will not mention their name. The fan favorite gets double their winnings!"

The crowd cheers loudly.

"Our three finalists are Ketchum, Soi Fon, and Erika!"

The audience again cheers.

"And the winner of the Sprint Player of the Season… I mean, the fan favorite award, is…"

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"Ash Ketchum!"

Ash puts his hands over his mouth in shock.

"Congratulations, Ketchum," Jet says. "With that victory, you have now gone over $2,000,000 in earnings all-time on Survivor!"

"I can't believe it!" Ash exclaims.

"It's a very rare accomplishment," Jet states. "Only Minako Aino of Survivor: Hikawa Shrine has reached the $2,000,000 plateau, so you are a very lucky winner. As for the rest of you, I got nothing for you."

Everyone laughs.

"I just had to say that!" Jet exclaims. "Now, let's get through some of the people who haven't had a chance to speak. Peeta, you feel like you got voted off just because of Katniss?"

"It's not Katniss's fault," Peeta replies. "But the fact that we could have been a strong couple in the game got me sent to the house."

"How about you, Johanna? You received Gary's vote in the Outcasts twist."

"$&%# all these players!" Johanna yells. "You saw what I could do back in Panem! These players are just full of $#&*!"

"Wow, those are some pretty harsh words," Jet states. "How about you, England? Enjoy your time out here?"

"Not really," England replies. "Getting ousted so early isn't that fun."

"Shinji, just not cut out for this game?"

"No, I'm really not," Shinji responds. "I don't think I'd ever be good at Survivor. I'm happy to have been voted back on, but I really can't compete with these guys."

"Tessa, disappointed you and Peter didn't make it farther?"

"Of course, but that's the way it goes," Tessa replies. "Peter and I developed a strong alliance, but we just didn't have the numbers on our side."

"Tessa was a great ally," Peter adds. "But we needed to branch out more. As a result, we got picked off pretty easily."

"Ichigo, still upset about going out early?"

"Yeah, it's pretty tough to take," Ichigo replies. "I got embarrassed once again. I just don't think Survivor's my game."

"Grune, how does it feel to go from finishing one vote shy of winning to being the first voted out?"

"Oh, my, it was very difficult," Grune replies. "But I accept the fact that I didn't pull my weight out here and deserved to go."

"Looks like everyone's had a chance to speak!" Jet exclaims.

"What about me?" Canada asks.

"Oh, sorry, Canada, I didn't see you over there," Jet responds. "But we're out of time for this reunion, so let's move on to next season's announcement! This is Jet Black signing off! Congratulations again to Ash Ketchum winning the 12th season of Crazy Survivor!"

The crowd cheers loudly and the Survivor theme "Ancient Voices" from Pearl Islands plays as Ash waves to the camera.

A/N: Thank you for supporting me for twelve seasons of Survivor! Now, on to season 13! The reason why Jet is not announcing the new season is because Jet will not be part of next season.

Rather, next season will be based in the world of Re:Zero! Roswaal L. Mathers will host the season, and the following 18 Re:Zero characters will play:

Natsuki Subaru

Emilia

Rem

Ram

Beatrice

Elsa

Felt

Old Man Rom

Reinhard van Astrea

Radomon

Priscilla Barielle

Aldebaran

Anastasia Hoshin

Julius Euclius

Crusch Karsten

Felix Argyle

Wilhelm van Astrea

Betelgeuse Romanee-Corti

It's the 13th season of Crazy Survivor, Survivor: Lugnica, coming this summer from me!