Vr: (staring at her computer) Finally, some time to relax, rest, and watch YouTube videos. (computer crashes and all her progress and whatever is deleted) AW, COME ON!
Marune: (comes into the room juggling a dagger) What?
Vr: Kai got someone to hack my computer! That means I'm gonna get double revenge!
Marune: Double? What did he do before?
Vr: It's a long story. But I hope Kai understands that THIS IS NOT OVER!
Marune: Season 8 plot confirmed!
Vr: Yeah, I wish.
Vr: Welcome back to Dawn of the Ninja Dares! I'm your host, Vr. Today, I'm gonna teach you all a very valuable lesson. Never. Mess. With. Me. (pulls out bow)
Everyone: (slowly turns their heads to look at Kai.)
Kai: (whistling and avoiding eye contact with everyone)
Cole: What did you do?
Vr: I'll tell you later. But first, the ninja have to eat 1 hundred trillion pounds of ice cream and the villains to listen to the Nyan Cat song. I'll let you guys know when it's over.
(the ninja start eating the ice cream while the angry villains go into a separate room to listen to Nyan cat)
Vr: (watching the ninja eat all the ice cream, then grabs Jay) Jay, ready for your next dare?
Jay: No.
Marune: (hisses and holds up a dagger)
Jay: 0_0 Y-yes...
Vr: Good. Kai gets to set you on fire. And for all the Jay fans in the room, you guys can't do anything about it.
Cole: Who's really a Jay fan?
Kai: Now, this won't hurt a bit. (sets Jay on fire)
Jay: ...why...why you guys...just why...
Kai: (fist still on fire) Finally, something in this show I like doing for once! (Vr dumps gasoline on him, the fire spreads, and now Kai's on fire.)
Vr: Here's part one of my revenge.
Kai: I thought revenge was best served cold.
Vr: ...
Everyone: ...
Vr: (gives Kai the Ice Bucket Challenge. Twice.) Good enough for you?
Kai: IT'S FREEZING!
Vr: Then you'll leave me alone. Zane!
Zane: Yes?
Vr: Here's a chocolate chip brownie.
Zane: (eats brownie) Oh, thank you!
Vr: Yeah, someone got off easy for once. Cole, make out with Nya. The dare wanted you to do it in another room, but I ain't passing up on Jay's reaction. (covers Marune's eyes)
(Cole and Nya make out. Kai and Jay are trying not to snap.)
Jay: Nya? Why on earth would you do this to me?
Nya: (flips the bird to Jay)
Vr: (pulls Cole away from Nya) Sorry to break up your happy time, but there's some Glaciershipping that's just begging you to read it.
Cole: The heck is Glaciershipping?
Vr: You'll find out soon enough. Lloyd, wanna take a look at Bruiseshipping?
Lloyd: Sure. (searches it up) Bruiseshipping is Cole with Jay!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cole: 0_0 Oh my gosh. Why...
Vr: Welcome to fanfiction. Kai, flirt with this lovely lady right here!
(a 15 year-old girl with choppy black hair, tanned skin, brown eyes and pale lips appears out of nowhere in the air and lands on top of Jay. She wears a golden charm necklace, a lavender ninja gi, dark purple jeans, Jordans, and black gloves.)
Vr: (gesturing to Kai) That's the guy you actually want to hit.
Kai: Shut up. Anyways, I'm supposed to flirt with you?
Star/the girl who just appeared: I guess?
Kai: Your name's Star? Has anyone ever told you that you look like you could've been a gift from the skies?
Star: ...
Kai: ...
Star: (slaps Kai, then leaves)
Vr: That was terrible.
Kai: I'd like to see you do better.
Vr: I probably could. Kai, go wear a disguise, visit the Overlord, sell him cookies, and call him grandpa.
Kia: -_- Seriously?
Vr: Just do it.
(at the Overlord's house)
Kai: (wearing a mustache) Please let me live after this. (in an accent) Grandpa! Want some cookies?
Overlord: What the- (opens door, somehow)
Kai: (in an accent) Hi Grandpa! Want some cookies?
Overlord: When did I ever get a grand-kid this ugly? (wind blows Kai's mustache off) YOU!
Kai: 0_0 (bolts) NOPE!
Vr: Nice going. I could do better selling than you.
Kai: Prove it.
Vr: In only 4 months, I managed to help clear 15 cases of 12 boxes of cookies.
Kai: ...
Vr: I am the cookie boss. Nadakhan now gets to give Jay a swirlie.
Nadakhan: (does so)
Jay: (coughing toilet water everywhere.)
Vr: Probably sucks to be Jay right now. Morro, eat a vegan meatball.
Morro: What's that?
Vr: I don't know, but it sounds disgusting. I bet it probably tastes disgusting as well, or else you wouldn't have been dared to eat it.
Morro: (eats the meatball) Oh gosh...(cough) You were right...(choke)
Vr: (winces) Cole, you now have to play 7 minutes in heaven with someone else in this room.
Cole: Okay. In that case, Nya-
Vr: The other person needs to be MALE.
Cole: /)_- Should've seen it coming. Who am I taking?
Vr: (pushes Jay into a closet with Cole, then locks it.) Jay, how do you feel about Twilight?
Jay: (voice slightly muffled) I don't know, I never read it! Or watched it.
Vr: Same here. Now, let's wait 7 minutes.
(7 minutes later)
Jay: (falls out of the closet as soon as Vr unlocks it) WHY!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
Vr: I don't know. Cole! You, Morro, and Marune get to sing American Beauty/American Psycho.
Jay: (points to Marune) Easy for him. (dagger to the face) OW!
Morro: Okay. Here goes nothing.
She's an American beauty
I'm an American psycho
She's an American beauty
I'm an American
I'm an American
American Psycho
(Whoa whoa whoa)
I'm an American
I'm an American
I'm, I'm, I'm an American psycho
I think I fell in love again
Maybe I just took too much cough medicine
And I'm the best worst thing that hasn't happened to you yet
The best worst thing (whoa)
You take the full, full truth, then you pour some out
You take the full, full truth, then you pour some out
And you can kill me, kill me or let God sort 'em out
And you can kill me, kill me or (whoa)
Vr: Why does the song fit Morro so well?
Morro: I am not a psycho!
Lloyd: You sure about that?
Morro: Shaddup, greenie.
Vr: Next dare! You three have to admit your deepest, darkest fear.
Cole: Psycho goes first.
Morro: You shaddup as well. Okay, my deepest darkest fear is water. And mutant zombie potatoes.
Vr: /)_- Really?
Cole: Mine used to be dragons. But I'm actually afraid of spiders.
Vr: Finally, someone who understands! Marune?
Marune: Uh...
Jay: The kid's gotta be afraid of something!
Marune: Heights.
Jay: Said a guy who's half-cat.
Marune: (scratches Jay)
Jay: OWWWWW!
Vr: How are the villains doing after listening to Nyan cat?
Villains: 0_0
Vr: Go watch Steven Universe, then tell me who's your favorite character and why!
(all Steven Universe episodes later,)
Clouse: Jasper. She's really evil.
Morro: Peridot. What isn't there to like about her?
Nadakhan: Garnet. Just because.
Chen: Steven's shield!
Clouse: (slaps Chen)
Chen: Ow! What!?
Vr: Hey, the shield's pretty nice. Finally, Wu needs to shave his beard!
Wu: (grabs a conveniently placed razor and shaves his beard off.)
Garmadon: Oh wow, brother.
Misako: Oh my...
Lloyd: After the whole bikini thing, this isn't too bad.
Wu: (has a tattoo on his face where his beard was that reads "One Sexy Sensei")
Vr: (takes picture) No way I'm not snapping something of that. One last thing. (shoots arrow at Kai)
Kai: OW! WILL YOU STOP GETTING REVENGE ON ME!?
Vr: NEVER!
I wonder what Kai could've done to get Vr so pissed off at him. What do you guys think he did?
This chapter alone took me three whole days. The reason why is because my computer would shut down or something and I'd lose my progress. Hate when that happens! (Also had the same problem with chapter 13 as well.)
Just to let you know, a dare asked that Jay can't be dared until chapter 15. Which isn't far away.
Keep sending in those dares!