They were now ready to get the cheese vase
Dt: How are we going to find the cheese vase the moon has blown up
Peridot: Yes, but I heard a story of a meteor that crashed into a village
Peridot: The meteor brought end to the villages hunger
He gasped
Donald trump: The cheese inside the cheese vase
Peridot: Right
Peridot: This was in a tribe in africa
Dt: Okay lets go
Peridot: It is not that simple this time
Peridot: The village only allows people of great power and there aquantances in
Dt: Well I am the president
Peridot: Oh yeah than it is that simple
They got once again a plane ticket and flew to africa
They then embarked on a journey fighting lions and traveling through the savvana
until they made it at a local village with a statue of a vase
Peridot looked at her map
Peridot: This is it
Everyone gasped at donald trump just walking bye
The leader of the village came out
Leader: Hello travelers what brings you here
Peridot: We are looking for the cheese vase
Leader: Ah yes that thing stopped making cheese so it is worthless to us now
dt: Good so take us to-
Leader: But you have arrived so perfectly for it is the yearly feast today
Leader: You must join us
Leader: My name is leader
Dt: Really just leader
Leader: Yes, now come the feast is beginning
They sat around and ate at a grand table even though peridot didn't eat
Dt: Alright we should be going now to get the vase
Leader: No you must stay for the yearly party
Peridot: No we have to go
Leader: Please I insist
Dt: Ok fine
Hours later
Peridot: That was great, but we must leave
Leader: But you are forgetting the after party
Dt: No we must go this time
Leader: Come on
Peridot: NO
Leader: You are running me out of options here
His native accent was turning into a transylvanian accent
peridot: Wait a second
Peridot: She started to wonder why he so conveniently spoke english
Peridot: Its you
He took off a mask reaveling he was the two headed vampire from the 1st dream
Dt: I knew it
2HV= 2 headed vmapire
2HV: I didn't wan't to do this since we were friends, but that vase belongs to the following
He shot lazers out of his eyes for some reason
Trump dodged this and ran and punched
He doged it and picked up Donald trump
Peridot: Used her metal powers and picked up a metal beam holding the fort up and hit him with it
He stumbled back and then turned into a two headed bat and disappeard
The place came tumbling down
Peridot: Grabbed the cheese vase and trump and ran out before it collapsed
Peridot: Pheww
Later
They were sitting on the savanna
Peridot well that is 2
Donald trump put the cheese vase in his suit case
Dt: What is the next artifact
Peridot: Well we are going to have to break the fourth wall a bit because we need the narrator's bed
This has turned into and adventure