Alex (Starting a little while in the past...)
I was now hanging from the wall thanks to Ino-Bitch, stupid hoe told Tsunade on me and now I'm being tortured for it, so the girl just had to tell her about all of my weird-ass chakra.
"Girl, tell us what is wrong with you." Ibiki demanded, pushing a kunai up against my chest, I turned my head away. "Nothing. I'm just that special, and obviously that's a problem with you people in this village." I spat at him, causing him to slap me across the face. Hard .
'Dude, you're an idiot.' Alexy deadpanned, 'Well what the hell do you want me to do? I'm chained to the fucking wall!' I yelled at her through thought. 'Force field, dumbass.' She replied.
'You do it! You're the inner here.' I told her. The next thing I knew there was a purple sphere forming around me, just blocking the kunai that was headed for my shoulder. Ibiki growled and headed towards me, punching the force-field and yelling, though I couldn't hear him.
I grinned at him and started to focus my chakra on my shackles, though I still had to pay attention on the force-field or it'd surely crack.
So after Ibiki doing futile attempts to crack this thing and me trying to cut the shackles, I succeeded by molding a kunai out of black chakra (at the pace of a fucking snail) and slicing the chains.
I taunted the raging ninja by walking around the sphere and childishly sticking my tongue out at him.
"Alex." I turned around and gaped at the random guy who was in my bubble, "Howdid you- what, how- just." I stopped myself and simply raised an eyebrow.
He smiled at me, but this was a scary smile dammit, and started to rant, "This may come as a surprise, but you were sent here on purpose, not accident. This is why you didn't die when your spell had gone wrong."
I blankly stared at the lil' person before me, "Who the hell are you? And what the fuck are you talking about?" I questioned, and just as he was about to answer there was a smash in the force field, I slapped my forehead already knowing who it was, "Lyra?" She answered by almost killing me in a hug, "Did you seriously just walk into this?" I asked, already knowing the dumb answer she was gonna give. "Yup!" I shook my head at her, snickering. "Enough laughing, are you Ok?!" She asked. I nodded, "Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just a little weak from holding this thing up." I explained, gesturing to the magic barrier.
Melissa walked over to us, "Come on- we need to go, we have a lot to talk about when we get home." She stated. I let down the force field, falling onto the floor in the process, "Alex! I thought you said you were Ok damnit!" Lyra exclaimed, helping me up. "I forgot they kind of broke my leg, well Ibiki did, anyway." I said, only putting pressure on my right one. "Ah fuck... Looks like I gotta carry you now." Lyra sighed, lifting me onto her back carrying to piggyback me.
I stopped her before we could walk out of here, pointing a finger at that guy. "Who the hell are you, exactly?" I asked, raising an eyebrow. The guy frowned at me.
"Cookie." Both Melli and Ly started giggling
"You sound very... Threatening." I spoke slowly, trying to keep back a smile. Lyra was laughing loudly now.
"So I've heard." Cookie replied through clenched teeth, glaring at the now-crying-tears-from-laughing brunette.
"Oh, by the way Lyra," I said, leaning against her back, snuggling even closer, "Thanks for carrying me babe, I love you." I thanked, kissing her cheek in the process. "Ah- what the hell Alex? Do that again and I'll throw you down the stairs." She threatened darkly, whipping her cheek off the kiss I had just put there, "No, don't whip it away~" I whined, kissing her cheek again.
"What the hell are you two doing?" Cookie asked, making a face. "Being weird~" I answered in a sing-song voice. "You two are strange..." Someone commented, coming down the hall, I looked up. "Hi Saso-chan~" I greeted whilst waving, "I missed chu so much~" Someone growled. "Dude. You were gone for two days. Shut it." Lyra deadpanned. "Aw Saso-chan! Your woman is being mean to me." I pouted while the brunette blushed. "Aw how cute! Ly-chan is blushing~" I said, giggling.
"Ok, Lyra before you kill her, I think Alex was drugged, and dude, you know it takes a long-ass time for drugs to kick in with her." Melissa explained, frowning. "Haha, damn right!" I said, playing with Lyra's hair.
"Mein lieber süßer Lyra, ich liebe dich, tragen Sie meine Kinder?"(1) I asked and the next thing I knew I was on the floor.
"Owwie, what was that for you bitch?" Yelling, I snapped back to my self. "About time you came back!" She exclaimed, looking down at me, "What the hell you talking about? I never left, I just wanted to piss you off." I lied, blowing her a kiss and smiling just to piss her off.
I was greeted by a smack across the face, "You're such a freak of nature." Melissa told me, "And you're a Bitch, but we know that already too, so let's stop stating the obvious." I told her. "You fools, we need to go." Sasori said, breaking up the bickering. "Itachi and Hidan should be waiting for us at the entrance to the village." He then picked me up (much to Lyra's apparent jealousy... Thought she liked Hidan? Wait oh yeah.)
We made it to the entrance of the village pretty quick, surprisingly. I ran towards the Akatsuki members who came for me, smiling brightly at Itachi who gave a small smile back.
"I GOT HIM TO SMILE!" I screamed happily, doing a happy dance with everyone now staring in awe at the Uchiha.
"Will someone please tell me who the hell this Cookie dude is, and why the hell is his name so damn funny?" I said, changing the subject after a moment of Uchiha-smile awe.
"All will be explained once we get home Alex." Melissa wisely spoke.
Much to my surprise and liking, Itachi came over to us and took me away from Sasori, "I'll carry her." He told him, and being the fangirl I am, I did my super happy dance in my head. He took me in his arms bringing me close to his chest, 'Awww fuck yeah.' Alexy said. "Hey back off Alexy! He's mine."
I then noticed something, "Um... Did I just say that outloud?" I asked, a blush making it's way across my face, "Hahaha, yeah dude." Mel answered, laughing at me along with Lyra.
"Let's just go home." I stated, facepalming.
We ran for a few hours (Not me, suck it Bitches), until we reached the base, "Glad to be home!" I exclaimed excitedly when we walked into the base. "You three need to go see Leader-Sama and Konan-San." Sasori informed, walking off in the direction of his room.
The three of us made it to Dad's office, Mel knocked on the door and we walked in once we heard the 'enter'.
"We're back~" Lyra sang as we walked in, "And since you're happy you must have brought Alex back with you." He assumed, still looking at some papers that were scattered around his desk. "Yeah, I'm back bitches!" Yelling, I heard a disapproving sound from Mum. "Don't use that kind of language, young lady." Mum scolded, walking through one of the doors.
I grinned at her as she ran over to me after a fake frown, hugging all of us and telling me about how she was so worried and how she thought I wouldn't get back and how she assumed I had been tortured.
But then I remembered something, and decided to ask Dad. "Hey Dad?" He looked up after he organized the sheets, "Yes?" I frowned at him, "Who was that Cookie guy?"
Dad also frowned deeply, "He said he had some valuable... Information... On you. So we let him in since he also wanted to rescue you, for his own personal reasons."
"No-" I shook my head, "I mean, how the hell could he have any- oh god. What does he even know that I don't?"
I was panicking now. How the hell had that even happened?! I remember everything I need to, everything that had happened apart from my baby years 'cause no one ever remembers them properly.
Okay, I knew I was adopted though.
But seriously, how does that even relate to the situation?
I looked up to the corner of the room to see Cookie simply morphing through, and smirking at me. I know my breathing has become bad because I can feel my throat closing up. "Aleyara, Queen of the Rhirian Wiccans, wants you back with her." He informed me, smiling ever so creepily.
Aleyara, Queen of Rhiria? I knew that already, but why the hell is she a fucking Wiccan?
No wait. This is the Narutoverse, how is any of this even possible anyway? Jashin, coming here fucked shit up.
I raised an eyebrow, mutely telling him to go on as I calmed my rapid breathing. "Well, like I said, Aleyara, Queen of the hidden country of Rhiria, wants you back in her Wiccan population." Cookie said slowly, emphasizing things as if I wouldn't get it if he spoke normally.
"I'm not slow you jackass- I understand what you're saying, continue..." I growled at him. "You're rude and ungrateful. I don't understand why the Queen would want someone like you in her kingdom." He commented, looking up at me. "Look you short and fuckin' fugly sonovabitch, don't talk to me like that, and explain what the hell she wants with me. Now."
"How about I explain it to you myself..?" A voice asked from the far side of the room, we all turned around to look. "Y-Your Highness!" Cookie stuttered, bowing down on one knee. "Who the fuck are you?" I asked angrily, receiving a slap upside the head.
"Do NOT use that kind of language." Mum told me once again, frowning. "But Mum, I wanna know~" I whined now holding my sore head ...Damn, Konan has a hard hit.
"Hate to tell you but she's not yours, she's mine." The woman informed, now glaring at the bluette. "No, she's mine, who are you?" Konan asked her in the same clipped tone. "Like I said, I'm her real mother, and I have the full right to take her back to Rhiria." the woman said to Mum.
"I don't fucking think so. One; I don't even know you. Two; how do I know you're not lying? And three; if you are my mother, you haven't been there at all for me, not anytime, and you now assume you have the right to call yourself my mother and try and take me away? No, fuckthat! How dare you even fucking suggest that?!" I shouted at her. "Alexandria!" Lyra yelled, "Stop it, right now." Mel continued for her. "Do NOT call me by my actual name, you know I hate it." I told them, glaring at the two in the process.
"All of you shut up!" Dad shouted over us, "Dad, you should have some say in me leaving, right? Please don't let them take me." I begged him. "Alex, you won't be leaving, you're one of us now and that's what you'll always be from now on." He told me, glaring violently down at the lady.
I smirked in her direction. "Suck it, Rhirian bitch!"
"Language!"
After getting hit by Mum yet again, the woman screeched and just lost it, "I will get my daughter back and you- you despicable excuse of a family -will be punished for going against me, and ultimately my country! Alexandria-" I sent a kunai I had in my backpack flying at her and it lodged in her shoulder.
She looked shocked, and Cookie was appalled, "Apologize now!" He yelled. I glared at him, sending another weapon in their direction. "That's not my name. Now leave." Snarling, the woman grinned at me, pulling out the weapon and dropping it.
"We'll be back, honey." And then they were gone.
Though...
I don't know what she did, I don't know how she could even do it, but I found myself feeling more completely insane than I had ever before.
(1) My dear sweet Lyra, I love you, bear my children?