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Falling Star

Ayame sat on the steps ogling Kouga, it had become somewhat of a routine for her. She just sat there watching him watch TV or eat or tell Shippo what a brat he is or concoct a plan of how he's steal Kagome from right under Inuyasha's nose. She just sit for hours on end, praying he would glance her way at least once and instantly fall head over heels for her. Ayame sighed contentedly at the very thought.

Kouga sat half-heartedly flipping through the channels. He wished he could see Kagome. He hadn't seen her in so long... I mean, who knows what she`s done with the mutt face by now? Kouga gritted his teeth. Damn that mutt face. How the hell did he manage to get stuck staying with Kagome?

...flashback...

Kagome grabbed onto Inuyasha. "I already called Inuyasha! He's staying at my house!"

"Ack!" Inuyasha cried as he nearly fell over from Kagome's sudden force. A light blush decorated his face.

...end of flashback...

Kouga scowled at the very memory, his blood boiling. "Lucky bastard," he swore under his breath.

Shippo, who was lying across the floor flipping through Ayame's magazines (How on earth could she read this crap? He wondered.) He looked up at Kouga with mild disinterest. "What's your problem this time?" he sighed.

Kouga stood up in rage. "What the hell do you think it is? The same goddamn problem as always?"

"Your nefarious odour?" Shippo offered, crinkling his nose. He smirked at Kouga's face contorting in confusion. "I just said you stink," he translated, his focus back on the magazine.

"I do not!" Kouga replied, indignantly then added, "I meant the mutt face, retard."

Shippo rolled his eyes. "You can't even spell retard."

"That's beside the point," Kouga huffed, "How in the hell does that mutt get to spend time with my Kagome."

Shippo's eyebrows rose as Ayame coughed violently. "Since when has Kagome ever been yours?"

"She will be," Kouga retorted, "I've got the perfect plan."

Shippo rolled his eyes again. "Yeah, and you'll enact this 'plan' when?"

"Eventually," Kouga answered.

Ayame scoffed despite herself. "You know, Kagome told me that's their wedding date," Ayame remarked before Shippo could.

Shippo snickered as Kouga's eyes widened. "What? When?"

Shippo rolled his eyes again. "That, my good idiot, was a joke."

"Not really," Ayame answered wistfully, "She did say they'd get married eventually but that was like six months ago."

Kouga sighed in relief. "Then I've still got time."

"You wish," Shippo muttered.

Kouga sat there looking deep in thought. Ayame thought he was trying to poop his pants but he insisted that he was thinking. Shippo gasped in surprise claiming next pigs'll be flying! Kouga ignored Shippo's blatant attempt at insulting him and continued to think. Suddenly, (light bulb!) he got an idea. "Yo, redhead!"

Ayame looked up at him with twinkles in her eyes. "Yes?" Her entire face was lit up and her voice was coated in such joy, she'd never spoken that way before.

"You got Kagome's home phone, don't you?" Kouga didn't even look her way.

Ayame sighed, "I'll go get my address book, it's got her cell in there too." She pouted, her green eyes flickering with jealousy and rage. She returned and tossed it haphazardly in Kouga's direction. It landed in front of him with a thump. "Go wild," she exclaimed with false enthusiasm and headed back up to her room to sulk.

Shippo sighed, rolled his eyes for the umpteenth time in fifteen minutes and flipped the page. He had decided to immerse himself in the ridiculous story about Inuyasha hiding out in the city of Atlantis with his mermaid wife to avoid catching the wolf demons' stupidity. "They've even got pictures?" he mused with mild curiosity.

Kouga smirked as Kagome's number was reflected in his cobalt eyes. He picked up Ayame's phone and dialled the number.

"Hello?" Mrs. Higurashi answered.

Kouga frowned, "Is Kagome home?"

"Oh no, she went to the mall with friends a while ago. May I ask who this is?"

"No," Kouga snapped and slammed the phone down.

Mrs. Higurashi laughed, "Oh well..." and returned to baking the laundry...err...baking the cookies and folding the laundry...

Kouga's eyes skimmed over the page until the landed gleefully on her cell number. He excitedly dialled, knowing he'd reach Kagome this time.

Inuyasha leaned against the wall, holding Kagome's purse like it was diseased as she tried on clothes. He was bored out of his skull but he knew it wouldn't be attached to his head if he had let Kikyo find him. Suddenly Kagome's cell rang; he shot a glance at the change rooms and figured she couldn't pick up the phone.

Kouga waited anxiously to hear the melodious voice of the angel that was Kagome.

"Hello?" Instead, he heard the harsh voice of the asshole that was Inuyasha.

"Mutt face, where the hell is Kagome?" Kouga snarled.

Inuyasha sighed, "She's kinda busy right now."

"Who is it?" Kagome called from behind the change room stall. "I wish I could answer but I'm kinda naked right now..."

"WTF?" Kouga screamed, "Did she just say what I think she said?"

Inuyasha's voice replied, "Coming Kagome, my fly's just stuck." Then he turned Kagome's cell off.

"Yash, did you say something?" Kagome asked, swinging the change room door open.

Inuyasha shook his head. "Oh, it was a wrong number."

"That's nice to know," Kagome sighed.

Meanwhile...

"What the hell? What was that? What was that 'my fly's stuck' crap? 'I'm kinda naked right now'?" Kouga clenched his fist, "That asshole!"

Shippo glanced up from the bemusing story about 'Inuyasha's' seven-year-old daughter. "What the heck are you rambling on about now, Kouga?"

"Mutt face and Kagome...that ass and my woman...he and her...she and him...they were..." Kouga stumbled around on his words.

Shippo rolled his eyes and sighed, "Kouga spit it out."

"They're...they're...it sounded like they are..." Kouga leaned in towards Shippo and whispered in his ear.

Shippo's eyes widened, he did a spit take. He wiped his mouth; oddly enough, he hadn't anything to drink in a while. "You think they are...?"

Kouga nodded very slowly.

Shippo blinked then got to his senses. "Kouga, don't be retarded...oh that's right, that'd be asking too much. What on earth makes you think that they're...consorting with each other?"

"I just called her cell and she was in the background giggling about being naked and then Inuyasha said that she was taking his pants off all wrong," Kouga replied, his overactive imagination contorting the truth.

Shippo blinked. "Are you sure that's what you heard?"

Kouga gritted teeth. "What would I gain from lying to you about this?"

Shippo sighed, "If you say so..." he pulled out his cell, "Miroku's gotta hear about this."

"Hear what?" Ayame sat, refilling her spot on the steps.

Shippo and Kouga took a deep breath, "Inuyasha and Kagome were stripping each other!"

Ayame gasped, "Get outta here!"

"Yep," Kouga nodded, "That asshole was about to make her suck his..."

Ayame's face matched her face. "Seriously? To believe that Kagome got that far so fast...I've gotta work harder if I want to lose my cherry first...or has she already beat me? In either case, Ayumi, Eri and Yuki have gotta to hear this!"

And so begins the broken telephone...priceless...

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