Disclaimer: Gaah geee gooo gi gi gi gi… Oh, you don't understand? It just means that I don't own the story. In gibberish.
Sorry for the previous chapter. There are many mistakes in them due to the fact that I did the test, I mean wrote the story in two different places and confusion arises when that happens. Pardon me.
Author's responds …
MegamanX2223, really! Did you notice that part where Jiraiya took Naruto out on the journey to look for Tsunade and the training for Rasengan, at that festival where Jiraiya took Naruto's money, giving him only a tiny bit of it and Naruto went to buy a mask (And he fell down afterwards…)? If you look closely at the masks on display you can see several dragonball characters! (fufufu)
Fattyaddy, I wonder too, but it's my fiction so I'm pairing him up with… ehem. Anyway I've said this many many many many times that the sand siblings will do it, though Iruka I wonder.
Dark Icon Writers. Well thank you for your review and for keeping up with the story. Er, just how many people are there in your this Dark Icon Writers group?
KarmaDreamz. Well, I guess everyone has his day. It doesn't matter actually. I didn't know what you were writing anyway. Haha.
Ao Hana, hey hey, I hope you saw my thanks in the previous chapter! Anyway Chouji didn't choke on a chip, it was barbecue meat.
Mistress dragon flame. Well er, she's taking a rest somehow… haha… and er, something bad happen to Jiraiya, so there was no other information.
Uber Flare. Well, just as I thought. Someone would get bored by now. Well I don't blame you because I'm kinda bored myself. If I kept having that 'oh what the heck' thingy, readers would get bored anyway. Besides, the main point isn't at that 'oh what's with that scroll' anymore.
Argh. Hmm… weird name you'll put for the review… but I haven't killed anyone. They lived, in the Hades, a.k.a hospital, like someone has kindly pointed out.
Raining. I think so too. Like I told you, my humorous cells are depleting and I asked for help, no one answered.
Feather123, er… I don't recall 'severing' anybody's arm by the way… Asuma's not in there. Just that he's a bit hard to write about. Haha.
Alana, so evo is not a cat? Or is he? Well either way, here are the two troublemakers of the century. I call them Tarokaku, and Jiromaru. In short, Taro and Jiro. In Japanese these names are for brothers. Taro's for the eldest and Jiro is for the second. So since they are brothers, hence the name. Taro has black fur while Jiro is gray. Lastly Jiro is the troublemaker while Taro is more sensible.
Jiro: What the! (makes an angry face, Taro sweats)
Setus: It's the truth.
Random-life. Well, the reminders are just to keep you guys on track… haha.
I'm tired of this. Anyone who has a C2 would like to take this little one in?
Anyhow, general note.
Seems like there are people who are starting to have a bad impression on the story. Well, I already said in the beginning of the chapters that I'm running out of my humor cells. So I'm not going to promise that this chapter is the best and up to anyone's standard, though I'm eager to write this chapter. Well actually I'm looking forward to the next instead of this one. Since, the two of them are my favorite… fufufu. Well if you hate this chapter, look forward to the next. Just like every other day…
Ok, the test...
Konoha Personality Test- Shikamaru's nuisance
The scroll was said to be passed down from over hundred years ago. When a person possesses the scroll, he can see what the previous user's response. Who was the originator of it? What's the purpose of it? Nobody knows. But as rare as such things are going to happen, the scroll only has very few people's responses. But it was also said that the person would meet with misfortune if he finds the scroll…
Shikamaru sat at his favorite spot again. On his back, gazing at clouds. Chouji ditched. Ino's in hospital, Asuma's out. Well, not that he had any problem with that, it just meant no missions and disturbance for his cloud gazing.
Oh yea.
Just now he found a scroll.
A very old scroll…
"Personality test, for those who had nothing better to do?" Shikamaru read it off as he opened the scroll.
"Nothing better to do huh?" Shikamaru comprehended.
"Sigh, how troublesome…"
What's your christened name? "Nara Shikamaru." Then some words appeared beside his. Akimichi Chouji
"Chouji! Eh wait, the scroll…" Shikamaru thought. Did the scroll do something to Chouji? Did the scroll suck Chouji in that's why he couldn't find him anywhere? (A/N, ok, he's acting stupid now, it's the most I can think of right now…)
Think of strategies now, think Shikamaru, think!
Ok, the way to save him is to go into the scroll if that's what happened to Chouji. So we'll just have to finish the scroll!
Or perhaps he just dropped it. Well the only way to find out is to do the test.
Which village are you from? "Konoha" Some words appeared again. Konoha
What is your height? "152.1" 156.3
Do you have any siblings? "No, it's too troublesome." No.
What time is it? "2 in the afternoon." 8 am.
"Just as I thought. It's done this morning."
Are you bored? "Not really." No. One can never get bored eating Korean Barbecue.
"So you were at the restaurant earlier." Hmm…
Are you a female or male? "Male." Male.
When is your birthday? "22 September." 1st of May.
What makes you most happy? "Watching clouds." Eating!
"Eat and eat."
What makes you most sad? "When troublesome matters arises." When I'm not allowed to eat!
"Since when has that happened?"
What things annoy you most? "Troublesome matters." When people snatch the last piece of food from me! BUT THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN ANYMORE SINCE I'M TRAINING HARDER TO FORBID THAT. HAHAHAHA!
"Don't worry, no one's going to steal it from you anyway…" It's usually the three of us eating with you anyway…
What's the last thing you ate? "Bread… mum forced me to eat…" I can't remember if it's seafood lobster meal or barbecue meat ramen...
"Hai… probably both…"
Who's the last person you talked to? "Father…" This is troublesome… doing such a test… Asuma-sensei.
"Yesterday."
What's the last thing you said? "Why did you marry such a overbearing woman?" I'll see you tomorrow for my training!
"Just as I thought."
Do you have a crush? "Erm… hmm…" Shikamaru decided not to write down the answer in case this falls in to the wrong hands, just like the case with Chouji. Erm...
"Who would want to put such a private answer? In any case, Chouji's crush would probably be…" Eh… Shikamaru blinked… Er… Never mind.
What's the coolest thing you've ever done? "Coolest? It's too troublesome to be cool so whatever I do won't be cool." To use my partial multiplies technique to catch the two criminals. Ino praised said I looked cool!
"Oh yea, that time. Ok, so she praised you…" Shikamaru mused. Ok.
What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? "Pretty much everything that I deemed to be troublesome?" Well first of all it's dumb to do something you think is troublesome. To let others snatch the last piece of food from me!
"That's dumb? Sigh…" So troublesome…
What do you spend most of your time doing? "Watching clouds." Eating!
"There's no varying answer to that."
What is your goal in life? "To be an ordinary man, marry an ordinary woman, have a daughter and a son, then die before my wife." To eat everything! In the country of Fire
"Sigh, how long would that take? That's too troublesome."
What is your favorite animal? "I'm not like Kiba or Shino, it's too troublesome." They are best when cooked... fufufu...
"Tsk Tsk.."
What is your favorite food? "Fish?"(A/N I had difficulty in translating that) Everything!
"Expected…"
Which is your favorite month? "Too troublesome, I don't have one." Any month, which I get to eat!
"Basically every month that is."
Which is your favorite day of the week? "None, too troublesome." Any day I get to eat!
"Basically every day that is."
What are your favorite things to do? "Watching clouds." Eating! Oh and watching clouds with Shikamaru.
"Thanks pal."
Where is your favorite place to go on vacation to? "Anywhere that I can watch clouds." Food haven!
"Is there such a place?"
What's your favorite colour? "White and blue." Hmm... Everyone!
"Food colors right? Right."
Do you prefer day or night? "Day, clouds. Well actually they are still there during night. ARHG! So troublesome!" Day! To eat!
"Same goes for you. Can't you eat at night?"
What's the weather like now? "Perfect for watching the clouds." Good?
What are you wearing now? "My chuunin's jacket… so troublesome…" The usual? I have to go training later.
"Then where the heck you disappeared to?"
What is the state of your hair now? "Tied up? People say it I look like a pineapple… well actually only one person said that…" Shikamaru thought. Yeah, only one. Like every other day?
What are you eating now? "Nothing." Korean Barbecue.
"Oh, so you were at the restaurant when you did the test?"
What are you drinking now? "Nothing." Tea.
Have you cried in the last 24 hours? "Too troublesome to cry." No, why should I?
Have you met someone new in the last 24 hours? "No, too troublesome." No.
Have you cleaned your room? "Yeah, though it's troublesome, I've got a tigress at home." Yeah.
Have you done laundry? "My mum does it." No...
Have you ever been so drunk you blacked out? "No, not of age yet." I haven't touch Sake yet... perhaps five years later.
Have You Put A Body Part On Fire For Amusement? "No… too troublesome to go through the process." No... but I have squashed someone for amusement before.
"Eh…"
Have You Been Hurt Emotionally? "I don't think so. It's too troublesome to be thinking of such things." Yeah, one or two times. (A/N probably the only person to live so carefree in Naruto.)
Kept A Secret From Everyone? "Yeah." Hmm… perhaps to others, but not Shikamaru.
"Really? Well, it's too troublesome to go find out if you kept any secret from me anyway."
Had A Crush On A Teacher? "No, so troublesome." No… Are there any teachers for us to have a crush on?
Who have you known the longest of your friends? "Chouji." Shikamaru.
"Great."
Who is the dookiest? "So troublesome…" Perhaps Sasuke… I really don't know why he's so popular…
"Haha, ok, that's true. He isn't someone I like either."
Who is the prettiest? "Erm…" Shikamaru decided that this question is best left alone. (A/N for a complete answer please refer to the question Do you have a crush) Er… I can't say…
"Smart move."
Who Is The Loudest? "Naruto. My ear hurts when he shouts." Naruto.
"Same answer for great minds thinks alike."
Who is the weirdest? "Too troublesome to find out." Probably Shino.
"Really? I don't think he is." (A/N you may not understand the rational for this answer but I'm implicating that he subconsciously thinks that he is weird)
Who do you go to for advice? "Asuma." Shikamaru and Asuma-sensei.
"That's where the trouble starts."
What is the best feeling in the world? "Not doing anything troublesome." EAT!
What is the worst feeling in the world? "To do things that is troublesome." Not able to eat.
Shikamaru sighed, just how many more questions are there to this troublesome test.
But when he looked down again…
No more questions.
"Great! Finally." Shikamaru heaved a sigh of relieve.
However, there is a message…
"Thank you for completing this personality test. Unfortunately, there are no results of this. Just something to for you to do when you have absolutely nothing better to do. Sadly, you are in bad luck, for whoever picks up this scroll… GOES TO HADES!"
Hades?
…
"Chouji!" Shikamaru stood up. Something must have happened to Chouji. Er, wait. Should he believe in what the scroll said? Or is it just a prank?
Yup! That must be Chouji and Naruto teaming up to play a prank on him. That must be it.
So he stood up and rolled the scroll.
But just as he was about to leave the place…
SWOOSH A gust of wind swept the place.
"ARGH!" Shikamaru went flying...
"Oh, pineapple head isn't here."
Temari surveyed her surroundings as she stepped down on the rooftop of a building. She kept her fan as the wind died down.
Humph.
Then she stepped on something…
A scroll.
A very old scroll…
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Jiraiya woke up and surveyed his surroundings. All he remembered was stepping on explosive notes and triggering traps, which were cleverly hidden. After all, he's entering the lair of the greatest prankster of the century.
GRRR…
Jiraiya turned and got up. The growling was getting louder.
Then up ahead, a pair of yellow eyes shone.
"Wha!"
Then there were growling again. From behind.
Two wolfs… Circling him…
"What a situation to get into…" Jiraiya mumbled.
"Of course. What do you expect? And who do you think you are? Walking in here just like that?" A voice within sounded.
"You!"
"Yes me. What about it? And who are you?" the female voice came closer.
"There's something I want to ask."
"I asked you who you are…" The voice said again…