A white hedgehog was sitting on a chair, reading a novel, and blowing bubbles from a pipe.

"Oh, greetings. Didn't see you come in." He said, closing the book, "This is Ask TLSoulDude."

(Ask TLSoulDude)

(What would you think if someone painted Obama's face like a clown?)

"That's a VERY good question." TL said, "And the answer is that I'd think I'd call it patriotism."

(BOO! BOO!)

"SHUT UP!" TL shouted, "SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

(If America from Hetalua is a manifestation of the United States, would we get a tsunami if he took a bath?)

"That's a VERY good question..." TL said. He waited a few seconds before saying, "Wait, no it's not. It's one of the stupidest questions I've ever heard."

(Why was Nukid Batman instead of Ranger?)

"Well, I DO have an answer for that. And that answer is..."

(WHOOPS! Technical difficulties, please stand by!)

"And THAT'S why." TL concluded.

(But...you didn't say anything. You just waited a few seconds before saying 'And THAT'S why'.)

"I know. I'm never going to say it...unless, of course, it's Ranger." TL's eyes slowly widened as he put his pipe back into his mouth, "That man scares me."

He pulled his pipe out as something hit him and he said, "Wait, you're still ON ABOU THAT? The story was finished YEARS ago! Stop living in the past. The present misses you. Go and run. Run-run-run."

"Yes." TL simply said.

(Who would you rather fight; Bane (From the Batman: Arkham Asylum game, not Batman and Robin), Two-Face (From the Dark Knight), or team up with them to fight Edward Cullen?)

"Okay, y'know what? I'm SICK of answering Twilight-related questions. Every time I put up one of these stories, there's always someone asking about Twilight, even though I made it my business to say that I hate everything about that series!" TL said, irritably, "You know what? Why don't YOU answer these questions?"

TL pulled off his robe and put it behind the camera, "HERE'S THE ROBE! HERE'S THE BOOK!" TL shoved the book off-camera before pulling out his pipe, "Take your pipe!"

He shoved the pipe into the camera.

"Yeah, now YOU know how it feels!" TL said. He then said, in a high, obnoxious voice, "Hey! Do you think Ed Cullen's GAY or HOT? Is Twilight the worse thing ever? You've answered it SO MANY TIMES, but I'm asking anyway!"

TL sniffed a few times before saying, "It's never easy, is it? That is why I put myself in that position. So, let me take the robe, let me read the book, and let me blow bubbles out of the pipe."

TL took back the bathrobe, book, and pipe.

"Oh and I'd team up with them to wail on the guy." TL said, "Seriously, what STRAIGHT man takes off his shirt in public? Aside from athletes and male strippers."

(What is your name?)

"TLSoulDude."

(What is your quest?)

"I seek the Grail!"

(What is your favorite color?)

"Green."

(Oh, uh, never mind. Forget I was here.)

"I'll try." TL said.

(Does she look like a witch?)

"I don't think that's the right line..." TL said.

BANG!

TL suddenly recoiled and clutched his arm.

(DOES...SHE...LOOK...LIKE...A WITCH?)

"NO!" TL screamed.

(What is the square root of pi?)

"Applesauce." TL simply said.

"Yes."

(I am thinking of a number between one and one hundred. What is it?)

"Thirty-six." TL said. He pulled out a revolver and pulled back the hammer. He had an oddly disturbing smile on his face before saying, "It's thirty-six..."

(Where are you?)

TL was mysteriously absent, save for a giant, colorful present. Suddenly, TL popped out of the top.

"Here I am!" TL exclaimed.

(What are you doing when the camera isn't on you?)

"Shooting hoops." TL replied.

"This is TLSoulDude, saying there is no such thing as a stupid question..." TL then pulled off his bathrobe to show a basketball jersey, "Until you say it out loud."

TL then bolted out of the room as a whistle blew.