Hi. You know who I am. Anyway, here I have the second last chapter. I'm very sad. And I'm sorry to fangirls that get offended. But I'm sure that fangirls won't. Anyway, enjoy this.
Jin Kazama. I don't think he knows Xiaohas an intense crush on him. Like whenever she tries to talk to him, he always seems to get distracted by small animals, like birds and squirrels. Yeah. That reminds me of Twilight a bit. The douchey boyfriend who is also a bit of a pussy, the sort-of stupid useless girlfriend, the meddling other non-important but attractive people... Just like Twilight. Right? I've only seen half of the movie. It's so terrible, I literally walked out of the theatre. Yes, it was THAT bad. And Zafina wants to take me to the last one. Zafina, if you take me to that, I will shave your head. Trust me, I WILL do it.
Y'know, I think he might have some sort of kinky relationship with Nina. Isn't she old enough to be his mother? I think she is. She may look young, but looks are deceiving. Especially in her case. Anyway, I find their relationship especially kinky because I saw Jin in nothing but a towel (I dare fangirls to imagine that, and draw tons of fanart), walking over to Nina's room. I was interested. Of course. Who wouldn't? So I went over to Nina's room, and decided to watch from that one space under the door. It looked like... they were putting shoes into cardboard boxes in the nudey-pants. And what's REALLY strange is the fact that Nina actually... um... I'm sure you know... I'm trying to protect your innocence, alright? Protecting people's innocence is amusing.
You know I'm gonna talk about his hair, right? Yeah. Well, it's just like Kazuya's. We MUST stop Jin from reproducing! We don't want anymore Vegeta haired people! Or at least I don't. There should be more people like Steve. And people with awesome dreads like Eddy. Because dreads are awesome. Awesomeness is awesome. Oh, and he also must have an attractive mom. There's NO way Kazuyacan make HIM with an average person. Seriously. No way. I heard that his mom looks kinda like Asuka. That makes me happy.
I have to end this by saying something funny, right? Well, I have to say, "Yay for putting nice shoes into cardboard boxes!" I think you should try it. I know I have. It's very fun. And it'll make Nina attempt to kill you less. I know. She attempted to kill me once, then I screamed "I have put a shoe into a cardboard box!" She did not kill me that day. Which is good. I like living.
I already have an idea for the last chap. But that doesn't mean you can't leave suggestions! Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this. Happy hunting people.