Zexion makes a comeback! Woo!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, but I do own a retro popcorn-popper!

Popcorn Frenzy

Zexion wandered through the castle, looking for something interesting to do.

Food. Any rational person eats when they're bored, so he headed for the kitchen. But what awaited him was not a plate of chocolate chip cookies.

"What are you children doing?" Zexion asked in aspiration. The kitchen was filled with popcorn, almost to the ledge of the counter, and Roxas and Xion's heads were wading through the fluffy sea.

"Um," Roxas laughed nervously. "Well, it's a funny story, actually."

"I'd rather not know." Zexion closed the door. No, there would be no cookies of sheer delight for him today.

A/N: I had fun writing this one :) I've had this idea for a story about the random "adventures" that Roxas and Xion drag Axel on, and this was one of them. OH MY HEARTLESS! The next theme is cookies! YAY! You all will get to learn of Zexion's deepest, darkest hidden secret! Mwahahaha!