Sheena: If All Ninjas Were As Hot As Her, I would Start Watching Naruto Again
Now Sheena, she's hot, therefore she'll be better than the last one and ALL OF YOU PUT TOGETHER.
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KNOCK KNOCK Door Blows Up
Lloyd: ... Who is it? Since the door is gone, you can come in I guess.
Sheena: Yo.
Lloyd: Hey Sheena! ...Why did ya blow up my-
Sheena: You wanna take a walk outside?
Lloyd: Uhh, well...
Sheena: PLEAZE.
Lloyd: When anybody gives me that look, I'm bound to do whatever they say. Just like with Colette, Profeesor and Regal. Sure.
Sheena: Cool.
They walk till they reach... you know where, the freakin church!
Lloyd: Buurrrrrrr! It is cold!
Sheena: Really?
Efreet comes out
Sheena: I feel just fine.
Lloyd: Heh, lucky you.
Sheena: Heh... So-
Lloyd: Don't you dare ask me 'How are you?' Ok!
Sheena: I wasn't gonna!
Lloyd: Oh... sorry, I just don't feel like talking about it.
Sheena: Talking about what?
Lloyd: About how Kratos betrayed us so long ago, and caused so much pain to us and Colette. And now I realize my foe is actually my father. I'm mad at him, I'm mad at Mithos, I'm mad at... YOU for making me reveal my emotions!
Sheena: HA! I gotcha!
Lloyd: Curse your ninja wit!
Sheena: Heh... this place is boring, let's talk somewhere else.
Lloyd: ...Where?
Sheena: Someplace magical and full of wonder!
Sheena holds on to Lloyd and does that thing where she dissappears and dust appears, Lloyd vanished too.
Sheena: Here we are.
Lloyd: ...A mexian restaurant?
Sheena: Yup, this place has great taquitos!
Lloyd: ...
Hours later
Lloyd: Sheena... I ... I...
Sheena: YES?
Lloyd: I ... BURP! ... I LOVE MEXICAN FOOD!
Sheena: Idiot.
Lloyd: What?
Sheena: Why do I like you?
Lloyd: ...Like me? I-
Sheena: You're cute and all, but you're a freaking moron! You can't take a hint or two EVER! And, YOU HAVE THE MANNERS OF A MONKEY, A DEAD DIABETIC RETARDED MONKEY!
Lloyd: ...Dang, I like monkeys, but not that much.
Sheena: ... Grrrrrr.
Lloyd: Yeesh, calm down CRAZY LADY.
Sheena: GRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Lloyd: I mean, it's not MY fault that you're a crazy tramp like ninja lady who thinks about beating up people instead of getting to know them and such. They call me a HILLBILLY, even though you're more like one as well.
Sheena: ...
Devil horns start popping out of Sheena's head.
Lloyd: Wow you are an, SHADDUP SHADDUP SHADDUP!, I mean... sorry I burped.
Sheena: ... ... Forgiven.
She's fine now.
Lloyd: WHEW
Sheena: Heh, whatever.
Lloyd: Sheena?
Sheena: I'm getting dessert, I wonder what Mexicans have-
Lloyd: Sheena?
Sheena: I wonder if Mexican Cheesecake has Mexican cheese in it, if so, I WON'T EAT THAT... Yes I will.
Lloyd: SHEENA!
Sheena: Huh, did ya say something.
Lloyd: God it's like talking to Dad, if he had a hearing aid. I'm trying to tell ya how much I l-
Five mexican's with guitars come and play near them
Sheena: ...What?
Lloyd: I'm... NEVER MIND. CAN YOU GUYS GO AWAY?
Mariche Musicians: No.
They transform into Golems with Sombraros on them
Lloyd: Damn. Demon Fang!
Sheena: Demon Seal!
They die
Lloyd: ...Well, that was pointless.
Sheena: Yup, well, I'm going to bed.
Lloyd: What, now? You can't just leave me here, not knowing where you teleported me!
Sheena: We're still in Flanoir, just in the area you don't normally notice: Little Mexico.
Lloyd: Oh... ok.
Sheena: I'll see ya in the morning, oh, and here.
Lloyd: What's this? One of your card things that do attacks?
Sheena: ...Yes. It's very personal, so, don't look at it until I leave.
Lloyd: Ok, thanx. See you early in the morning, tomorrow we head for Cruxis's base tomorrow.
Sheena: Ok. In case you were saying that during the music, I luv ya too.
She kissed Lloyd, then vanishes
Lloyd: I uh, um, ek, uh um, Oh man, what do I wanna say something but... WHAT THE ! This card is... just the receipt for the food! ... 2.3 billion Gald!
Waiter: Amigo, will you pay?
Lloyd: Uh... yeah... Eh?
Waiter: Do you have your 2.3 billion gald off coupon?
Lloyd: No.
Waiter: Wow, no coupon? You must be rich ehh?
Lloyd: ...Could you bring me some bread?
Waiter: Of course.
Leaves
Lloyd pulls out Verizon Wireless cell phone
Zelos's Voice Mail: Hello Dudes and Dudettes, this is the Chosen of Mana. I'm not on the phone thingy right now, so leave your name number, and send me a picture of you naked, then I'll rep-
Zelos: Hello?
Lloyd: ZELOS! It's me, Lloyd!
Zelos: Oh, hey man. Wasssssuuuup?
Lloyd: I'm stuck in a Mexican Restaurant and-
Zelos: And Sheena left you the bill?
Lloyd: How'd you-
Zelos: Dude, why do you think I never dated her?
Lloyd: Because she finds you repulsive on the inside and thinks of you as a man whore.
Zelos: ... Oh yeah.
Lloyd: WHAT DO I DO?
Zelos: Just do this... whisper whisper whisper whisper.
Lloys: Ah, gotcha... Sheena Kissed me!
Zelos: ...NO WAY!
Lloyd: WAY!
Zelos: NO WAY!
Lloyd: WAY!
Zelos: NO W-
Lloyd: We get the point of how unlikely it is, but it happened.
Zelos: You lucky dog. Heh, well, see ya.
Hangs up
Lloyd: Ok, here it goes. HEY WAITER!
Waiter: Are you ready to pay?
Lloyd: I won't be paying, FOR I AM THE GREAT ZELOS WILDER, the Chosen of Mana!
Waiter: NO YOU'RE NOT!
The waiter rips off waiter shirt, underneath is a T Shirt of Zelos on it
Waiter: I'm his # 1 fan, I know who he looks like!
Lloyd: ...But you're a dude-
Waiter: DIE!
The waiter tries to attack him, with menus!
Lloyd: Eeekk... , Sheena took me swords! That is soooooo rude!
Waiter: Hiyah!
Lloyd: Oh man, I'm gonna die to a foreigner!
Sheena appears and blast's the waiter away with Shadow's attack
Lloyd: Sheena!
Hugs... then almost strangles her.
Lloyd: You biotch, how dare ya!
Sheena: I was gonna come back!
Lloyd: Were not!
Sheena: Were... Ok, I wasn't.
Lloyd: Arrgggg!
Sheena: I'm sorry, I was just joking around with ya, and I thought you'd like paying for stuff considering how NICE I've always been to ya!
Lloyd: ...Always? The day we met, you tried to kill me!
Sheena: Nobodies perfect!
Waiter: Auuuggggghhhh, you two have relationship issues.
Both: Shaddup!
Attack waiter
Look at eachother and laugh
Sheena: Sorry.
Lloyd: Ehh, I can never stay mad at ya, because I'm so naive.
Sheena: Yup, see ya.
Dissappear
Lloyd: Heh heh heh, well, better go before the Chef comes.
Runs
TO BE CONTINUED...