Desert blitz chapter 14
A/N: I do not own strike witches and any reviews will be helpful sorry for the wait and im trying a new writing style for this so tell me what you think
As the girls all walked up to the chow line for breakfast Chris and Michael were airborne trying to blow off some steam and as Chris and Michael went nueroi armor form Freddy appeared and as he saw the blades screamed mentally
"OH GOD DAMN IT NO ANYTHING BUT THE BLADES!" and they smiled under the armor masks and said in unison "flaming caustic chain fit better you pussy?"
And Christine said "shut the hell up pussy"
as he fainted into the water and Michael said "Ding own count plus 1" and as they both saw his fear Enid popped up and yelled looking at Freddy "why the fuck is this one so fat?"
"Yeah, there's a looong story behind that." A voice emanated from the deck, as Freddy rose up through a panel.
"We call that one # 17. He WAS supposed to be in the lab, but…"
As the sun came out from behind the clouds, # 17 began freaking out in a Guru voice;
"Oh, God! Natural liiiight!"
"Yeeeah, the clones usually survived on only water, but…"
Michael snickered, and pointed at #17;
"The fat bastard drank all the containment fluid from the clone pod!"
17 started to growl "I will fucking murder you" and Freddy asked "I swear to god have we been here before?" and looking at the scene before him "Oh for FUCKS SAKE WE HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE" and they all started to laugh. As they all started to laugh Shirino said
"Freiza shut the fuck up and all of you meet me in the hangar because we may have a few tests and we may have a unit event and some of us are going back to the states and since the boys are so fucking irritating they will go and Lisa you and Chris will tag along and Hannah since no one wants you here go with them" and Hannah started to moan and complain only to be told "shut the fuck up and do it or so help me god you will be on KP for a month" and the meeting broke up only to reform on the hangar bay a few minutes later.
As Shelby and Christine started to pack up to go they knew they would have some time in Florida and Lisa had to be that show off in a black to piece bikini she had bout on the way in from the ships store before meeting her friends. As they all cheered that they were going to the beach when they got the leave they were promised David pointed to Lisa and said "10/10 drop dead gorgeous and much but than what the fucks her tits" and they laughed and ignored Hannah's statements and seeing a fight they added Brittany to the Liberion excursion.
"well we get to have a bit of fun and show miss stick up her ass how we party on spring break" Lisa said laughing as Abby said "I'm too young for spring break with my big sister which fucking blows" and Gabrielle laughed and said
"Girls week and we can watch all the scary movies and leave the freezers open for 24/7 snackage" which the rest of the group knew was a rarity. Freddy knew that and stated it mumbling
"Damn it they get the good stuff but oh well I can catch up on AIRWOLF which I'm a season behind on" and the group all was told to get some sleep because they would need it. As they all started to hit the racks Veronika slid out with cans of red spray paint and most of the group left their strikers out her and Alexandra who loved being called Alex started to vandalize the units with Freddy's being tagged "TEAM ZERO STAR!" as well as Enid's and the fellow night witches who was Abby and anyone who could help them got tagged team no moon and the Skyknight got tagged with "where's the god damn moon" and the Jaguar got tagged MOOOOOOON! Admiring their handy work they tagged them all "161st JFW devil witches" as they had been renamed when the group they were members of christened them that as they were a special duties squadron like the old Britanian units.
"Sis we missed a set" Alex whispered as they saw it was Hannah's they tagged it Team No Tits and Preppy Bitch. As they laughed they instantly booked it airborne knowing the hiss of the spray cans was easily lost in the sounds of the Lincolns operation. As the two focused on night patrol they both were laughing thinking and they remembered what they needed to do and on Chris and Brittany's units on the wings they put a half a heart so they formed a whole heart and the words love birds where written in green. As they were prepping they listened in to the channel and got a laugh as they heard Lisa and Yurino get caught by Chris and they listened in
"Hey if it isn't Jack and rose" as Shelby held onto Yurino in a recreation of the titanic scene not revealing they had done the same thing earlier in the week with Brittany and Shirino walked out and yelled "damn it keep it down" and they saw the spray whip at her white sleep top and her sweats Gabrielle held on to her and said
"Sister just let them do whatever and you know Yurino has a visitor" as a strapping young man walked out and said "I know you" and she blushed as the young man with scars and fluid motion and a swagger of a veteran made her melt. "U-um who are you?" and he said "Robert Lovelace I'm Roberta's brother and our family is very differential when coming up with names" and they all shared a laugh as they watched the sun come up with the sounds of the night witches engaging a distant nueroi the only thing shattering the calm of the early morning.
As they all got ready to leave for Liberion Lisa and Freddy as well as Brittany and unfortunately Hannah all stood on deck as they were the first ones up as the greyhound left early and seeing their birds vandalized they all laughed and said "score one for team no moon" and Hannah yelled only to get Brittany slugging her in the face. As they left for liberion they landed uneventfully in Florida to get supplies and the next day they left on a commercial flight back they were in first class and they woke up just in time to see a high jacking starting.
"Son of a bitch this will ruin my flight" Chris said pulling her .45 and as she moved into the cockpit she saw they were fusoian revolutionaries and they were made to surrender and Freddy yelled
"ha we have high jacked you high jacking you high jackers are now the high jackees and we are the high jackerest or something like that" and the kid in the seat next to him in first class spat back
"You suck at this you know" and he said "that is bold speaking to someone you don't even know and I Have a gun do You know WHAT A GUN IS?!" and the kid spat back "You are crazy as shit" and Freddy yelled "Im not crazy you are crazy shut up ghost of nappa" and Richard seeing the chance said "eh shut the hell up" as the plane nosedived into the Gulf of Mexico and as they hit the bottom Freddy looked out the window and yelled
"I can see Atlantis and damn it is smaller than I thought" and Chris said "no its new Orleans see those are stilts or so they say and there is a po boy stand" and they saw a building with the lights still on looking dry inside. Seeing the food Richard said
"Anyone up for a sub sandwich from the bottom of the sea?" and the whole plane which was now a submarine was eerily quiet as the kids went to the door as the survivors joined them or deemed that they were going to die and they were even more incensed as they pushed with Chris on the middle, Freddy on the top and Lisa in the middle started to push in their regular forms with lisa's ponytail swinging around they heard Hannah spit out
"You are going to doom me to die a undignified death with commoners" and Brittany said annoyed
"move over and we push on three" as they went into their nueroi forms and Brittany let her oxygen mask be pulled out of her pack and put on she said "now push" and they rammed the door open and as the cold waters poured in around them they swam to the po boy shack as the other survivors went for the surface. As they slid in and slammed the door shut locking it they heard Hannah slam at the door yelling through her rebreather
"I fucking hate you, you swine bastards" and Freddy yelled "SWIIIIIIIIINE!" and Hannah bolted to the roof where Lisa said
"as much fun as it is terrorizing her we should let her in" and they opened the roof hatch and Freddy said
"As good as it would eb to help her I want to hear her suffocate" and his voice cracked as he yelled that and he gave in and opened the hatch and she dropped in through the roof and into a heated kitchen as Freddy was cooking and the heat caused her cat features to puff out as Freddy laughed and said
"Ill leave that joke well enough alone" as he pushed her out of the kitchen mumbling "now get the fuck out of my kitchen" and as she fumed and sent out a distress call for anyone who was listening.
"well they should be back by now because I know the flight doesn't take that long" abby said as the distress call came across her mind and she went ghost white as veronika looked at her and asked
"whats the matter because something doesn't look right about you" and she was filled in about the downed plane and they went rescue method with the Liberion destroyers and cruisers ferrying them to the site. Looking down on the wreckage of the aircraft and seeing the doors kicked away they panicked just slightly.
"Well where the fuck are they and I think we should send a diving party down to look for them" Gabrielle said as Abby slid into her diving gear and started to jump in tot eh clear waters. As Abby saw the wreckage and the rocks making the decent near the plane hard she said "we have the extra depth charges and the spie ballons so we deploy them and raise the plane that way" and they started to launch the depth charges the explosions near the aircraft got Richard saying
"Man you suck at this aim bit" as Veronika had been the one to launch the charges and they were bracketing the plane when Abby and Shirino pushed them away and with one shot took the wreckage out. Looking at the others and especially the stunned reaction of Gabrielle Abby said
"Sis taught me how to shoot and it was just like a standard trap shooting rig" and then she jumped in with Richard Roberta, Robert and Yurino to deploy both the SPIE rig and look for the others or if the situation called for it to retrieve their bodies. As they went looking Abby heard over the party line "Hey you want a po boy? Business has been a little slow since the business went under" and they laughed as Abby broke the door in yelling "sis I missed you!" and on the way out Freddy said "have to flip the lights off before I leave on vacation" and they laughed as they sat on the wings as the plane went up and then Alexandria called out to AirWolf which was a AH66E Comanche Wrangler attack helicopter and also a AH64E Longbow Guardian both of them having their longbow radars running and weapons out looking for trouble saying
"we have a sandwich delivery and if you hear gurgling don't worry its nothing" as they started to let Roberta use water control abilities to trap Hannah in a bubble and start to suffocate her and they used that to shut her up as they climbed up on the deck Hannah started to open her mouth as Lisa said " I have a stupid question but" and as Hannah opened her mouth Freddy said "wanna go back in the bubble bitch?" and that quieted her down.
"Well guys that was fun don't you think and we all got to go swimming and Abby did you wait more than 30 minutes after eating?" Lisa said as she swam to the ladder and they watched the sun start to sink down into the chilly waters as they all went for a beer to forget the fun they had experienced and they all teased Hannah with wet cat jokes all night and even Abby stated "haha wet pussy" and she then almost fell off the deck laughing till she was blue in the face. As they saw her rolling over laughing Brittany was laughing holding her gut not paying attention and kicked Hannah causing her to fall back over the side and yelled with the rest of the squad "ENJOY YOUR CLIMB BACK UP BITCH!" and Davy looked at Abby who's call sign was Ember with Lisa's being blaze and Davy going by phoenix and Dave by Pyro or Mentor Abby yelled
"Prince C that was funny and be a unicorn as we all know you are"0 before running off leaving Dave shaking his head before looking at the darkening sun.
Shadow and Lisa Radio show coming to yall form the Lincoln radio room and I say we start this party off with Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams and then 3rd rock from the sun which I'm sure you played during the vandalism but we plead the fifth haha. So Lisa I say let Abby choose one and I think I know it will be that summer and rodeo moon and then Little red rodeo then margaritaville and the lovebirds closer you get" haha shadow and lisa saying enjoy the week yall