Alright guys, so this might be my last chapter for about a week? I'm leaving for the beach in about 2 days. Thank you for all the reviews! So enjoy!
"Sasu-Cakes! You make such a beautiful mother! You're absolutely glowing!" Naruto and Kiba laughed as they pointed at the baby who was tugging on his bangs.
"I'm going to kick both your asses!" Sasuke sneered trying to pull her away from his bangs.
"asses!" She giggled. All of the men froze as they heard her curse. They looked at each other panic-stricken. Even Neji was momentarily panicking.
"No Aiko. Don't say that or else the girls will kick ours!" Naruto, Choji and Kiba cried.
"Ass!" She giggled again. Sasuke gave her a stern look and she giggled again before uttering the same curse word. His eyes narrowed and he flung her over his shoulder before giving her a curt swat on her behind. She stopped giggling and started crying.
"Oi! Teme! Why'd you do that?! Now she's crying!" Naruto panicked again.
"Hn. She wouldn't listen so I disciplined her." He reasoned. He pulled her off his shoulder and held her in front of his face. She still cried and screamed with her eyes closed. Everyone's ears started ringing and they cringed.
"What do we do?! I'm not a mother! I can only care for a puppy!" Kiba screamed running around in circles.
"She's crying louder! Your ugliness made it worse!" Naruto screamed covering his ears. Sasuke ignored him and sat down with her on his lap.
"Okay, okay you brat. Stop crying. We told you to stop that bad word and you didn't listen." Sasuke semi-cooed bouncing her on his lap as he had watched Sakura do earlier. She stopped crying and stared at Sasuke. He stared back at her waiting for her to start crying again.
"Sasuke, did you just coo at the child?" Neji and Shikamaru asked bewildered.
"Shut. Up." He seethed narrowing his eyes.
"Hey I wanna hold her!" Naruto screamed running towards her. Kiba followed and they stopped right in front of her face. She stared at the hyperactive pair and blinked once before turning around and hiding her face in the crook of Sasuke's neck.
"She likes you Sasuke-San." Lee and Shino pointed out. Sasuke looked at them and down at Aiko. He smirked feeling triumphant though he wouldn't admit it.
"Its cuz she think's Sasuke is a girl seeing as how much of a pansy he is when Sakura asks him to do- Itai! Ouch!" Naruto screamed holding his head where Sasuke threw a metal water bottle.
Before Sasuke and Naruto could start another argument the front door was knocked down. Sasuke turned his back towards the living room to shield Aiko and the guys all pulled out the weapon they kept on themselves.
"Yo." A guy with short white hair greeted, another man with longer white hair stood next to him. They both had on an expensive looking suit. The shorter haired one wore a dark blue suit and the other man had on a red and black suit.
"Kakashi! You broke the door again!" Naruto screamed at the short white haired man.
"Well. You guys were too busy to open the door so I figured I'd invite myself in." He sheepishly replied.
"Jiraiya the Pervert!" Naruto screamed running up to the other long haired white man.
"N.a.r.u.t.o." He seethed. "I'm not a pervert!"
Naruto was about to contradict him when he heard car pull up in the driveway. Everyone froze and looked at each other. The girls were home and the door was broken. They were all dead.
"Naaaaruuuuutoooooo!" Sakura seethed stalking into the threshold. He turned around right as Sakura and the girls all gave the guys an evil look. Hinata just stood by Sakura hoping she wouldn't clobber her boyfriend.
"Oi. Sakura-Chan!" He panicked. She stalked towards him faster and he eeped and hid behind Sasuke.
"The door? Again! I'm going to-oh my Kami! Sasuke-Kun!" She squealed as her anger completely melted. Said onyx haired guy looked up with big confused eyes and stared at Sakura. Her eyes softened and she took in the sight before her, the broken door completely forgotten. Sasuke was standing there swaying back and forth with Aiko cradled in his arms.
"Sakura it wasn't my fault! It was Kakashi!" Naruto cried. He looked up when he heard no response and sweat dropped when he saw her lean forward and kiss Sasuke deeply on the lips. Aiko looked up at them and squished between them started to whine. She laughed and pulled away, walking to the kitchen to get her some milk.
"Ne, Sasuke-Kun what was that about getting too attached?" Sakura and Ino teased. He just hn'ed and looked away, continuing to sway the content baby.
"Ino." Kakashi smiled, getting up from the couch and grabbing her hand placing a kiss on the back of her palm. She blushed and smiled kindly at him. Shikamaru turned around from his view of the window and growled at him.
"Kakashi you pervert." He sneered. Kakashi just laughed and looked around and saw Tenten. He repeated the gesture and this time it was Neji's turn to get mad.
"Hands off Kakashi." Neji warned twirling a knife in his hand.
"Oh relax boys, we can't help it if you guys have such beautiful girlfriends." Jiraiya laughed hugging Ino, placing his hands too low for Shikamaru's liking.
"Yea and you guys should know better, need another reminder of who their boyfriends are?" Neji asked narrowing his eyes.
"Well who is this beauty? Is she spoken for?" Jiraiya asked rushing over to Hinata. She blushed furiously when he grabbed her hand and kissed the back of it before looking at her with this hunger in his eyes. "She's absolutely stunning." Jiraiya smiled more sly than a cheshire cat.
"She is quite beautiful, my my. Another beauty in this house? What's your name sweetheart?" Kakashi asked smiling sweetly at her.
"Her name is Hinata and she's MY girlfriend you perverts! We're all like half your age! Dammit!" Naruto screeched hitting both the investigators on the head.
They both looked at each other then at Naruto. Kakashi looked at Hinata waiting for her to deny what he had said. They laughed when they realized Naruto had an actual girlfriend. Kakashi wrapped his arms around her waist and she let out a tiny yelp in surprise. The lavender eyed beauty looked at Naruto for help.
"Take your hands off her Kakashi!" He screamed. Kakashi laughed and wanted to poke fun at Naruto before giving in. He pulled Hinata closer and she let out a yelp. Before Naruto could say something else a knife whizzed past Kakashi's head and hit the wall behind him.
"Hands. Off. My. Little. Cousin. Now." Neji seethed twirling another knife.
Kakashi and Jiraiya gulped before Sakura walked back in with a bottle of milk. She smiled at the two visitors and tried to coax Aiko to come to her. The little one just hid her face and shook her head. Everyone laughed and Sasuke just took the bottle from her and gave it to her sitting himself down on the couch with her on his lap. She smiled but then her smiled quickly faded as she felt a pair of arms encircle her hips from behind.
"Oh Sakura! Such beauty, just like your god mother Tsunade." Jiraiya smiled widely rubbing his face on her back. She tensed and saw Sasuke's expression turn dark and sinister. "Her and Dan are still together and it hurts me so!"
"Jiraiya, get off her. Do you wanna see your-"
"Shannaro!" Sakura screamed cutting off Sasuke. She turned around and punched him in the gut sending him flying backwards into the wall. Aiko laughed at the antics and started clapping her hands.
"Ah, Sakura. Such beauty. Along with such anger." Kakashi smiled kindly walking up to her cautiously. She gave him a warily look but allowed him to hug her. He wrapped his arms around her hips, lower that Sasuke really agreed with and kissed her forehead.
"Alright get the hell off her Kakashi. Anko will kill you." Sasuke sighed, being use to his odd display of affection towards Sakura. Although he treated her like a daughter to the outside eye it looked like he liked her more than that. "I might kill you first actually." He added.
"Oh Sasuke, do you want a kiss too?" Naruto asked. "I can give you one!" He laughed tackling him.
"Dobe, be careful you're going to hurt her." Sasuke sighed sticking his leg out to prevent his body from crushing Aiko.
"Sasuke you're so attached to her!" Neji teased smirking at his mafia brother.
"You know our law is to not let any innocent lives to be affected." He nonchalantly replied putting the milk bottle down.
It was late afternoon early evening now. They all wanted more information on this Paru mob. KM all gathered in the largest living room in the house drinking tea and sake while discussing their plans. By now Sasuke had taken a break from Aiko duty and handed her to Ino. The baby willingly went to her and started playing with her platinum blonde hair. Sasuke took this opportunity to pull Sakura onto his lap and settle comfortably into the couch.
"Their leader is a coward. You should know this already. Lee and Neji told me you found out he sends out others to impersonate him as the leader." Jiraiya sighed sipping on some sake.
"Yea but we wanna know when they came up. From the looks of it they aren't new." Shikamaru mused thinking about their boldness of attacking them this morning.
"They've been around for a while actually. They started a little after you guys did. How old is Konoha Mafia?" Kakashi pondered.
"About six almost seven years now." Sakura chimed in.
"Right, they're about five years old I think." Kakashi explained.
"It's nearly impossible to find their leader right away. If you guys are going to infiltrate them tomorrow night you'll find it out anyways." Jiraiya pointed out.
"We did however find out other information for you guys." Kakashi added.
"This might be more serious than we thought then." Shikamaru mused, looking down at Ino who's head was on his lap and Aiko who was sitting on her stomach giggling.
"We'll call them in. They could use a good fight." Naruto and Sasuke smirked.
Sakura looked over and laughed at Aiko's bubbly demeanor as Ino tickled her tummy, causing the little girl to continuously erupt into laughter. Shikamaru absentmindedly stroked Ino's long hair while trying to formulate a plan.
"What we found out is they're big on drugs. Right now their leader, whoever it is, is trying to come up with some new drug. It almost like steroids just worse. This new drug kind of wipes out the memory and bulks up the person who takes it. It's almost like a mind control pill. They're calling it K.O. Don't know what it stands for, because it isn't knock out that's for sure." Kakashi said pulling out a bunch of pictures of the drug. He sent some of his people in to buy the drug and bring it back for testing. "He also has a thing for child trafficking."
"Sounds like a doped up pedophile." Naruto mused laughing at his own joke.
"The leader is it one person or is it a group like us just with a lot of acquaintances?" Sasuke asked.
"Its one leader but he's got some right hand man. The rest of his group is just a bunch of people he disposes off. Whoever he loses he replaces as if it were nothing." Kakashi explained pulling up a bunch of files of past 'leaders'. Among the stack of profiles was Kaname's.
"That's just low as hell. To not care about your men. What kind of organization can even survive like that?" Neji and Lee questioned looking at each other then around at their comrades. "We even value people not in the immediate organization."
"He trains them like little soldiers. The only odd thing is they aren't good at long range. Most of them are trained to fight in hand-to-hand combat. They mostly use their fists and not weapons. Their emblem, have you seen it?" Jiraiya asked.
"Yes, it's a snake wrapped around some staff." Shikamaru and Shino answered.
"Right. Well okay. Here's the biggest and sickest thing about him." Kakashi murmured.
Everyone stared at him, waiting for him to go on. They all didn't think it would be as bad as he made it out to be. Kakashi looked over at Jiraiya and took a steady breath before answering. The cells in his body ran around in frenzy with panic.
"He kidnaps people from a mental ward to use as members of his mafia." He explained slowly.
"WHAT?!" They all screamed in shock. The sudden noise caused Aiko to jolt suddenly and burst out into tears. Ino panicked and started patting her back, trying to calm her down, sadly her attempts was futile. Shikamaru sighed and reached out for the little girl. She threw her arms out and let her get pulled onto his lap. He rubbed her back and she calmed down to small whimpers.
"Does she like Shikamaru too?" Naruto cried in disappointment that she wouldn't go to him.
"Maybe." Shikamaru mused. She opened her eyes and stared silently at the lazy mobster in contemplation. Soon she realized who it was and she whined and whimpered again. She looked around for the right person as everyone held his or her breath, wondering what her next move would be. She saw Sakura and her crying and whimpering slowed down a bit. When she saw Sasuke poke his head from around Sakura she clapped her hands and reached out for him. "I spoke too soon." Shikamaru sighed.
Sasuke sighed and reached his arms around while Sakura sat on his lap still. When she tried to get up he still her and she sat back in defeat. He grabbed Aiko and pulled her closer to him. Sakura got off his lap not wanting to squish the tiny human and chose to lean her head on Sasuke's shoulder, making sure she was still near him to keep him happy. The dark haired baby giggled and pulled on Sasuke's bangs again. He winced and sighed in resignation. She poked his cheeks and pulled his bangs harder. He grabbed her tiny wrist and gave her a stern look.
"No." He said bellowed. She stopped her moves and gave him a doe-eyed look. Everyone sighed and waited for her to start crying again. They were all amazed when she puckered her little lips and leaned forward placing a slobbery kiss on his cheek. Sakura and the rest of the girls awed at the gesture and all of the guys laughed their heads off, except Naruto who felt jealous he couldn't get the cute toddler to like him. The initial shock Sasuke experienced was replaced with a smirk as he looked at the innocent girl.
"Sasuke, did you knock Sakura up?" Kakashi stared astonished.
"No you idiot. First of all, Aiko is two. You would know if Sakura was pregnant. Second, we aren't dumb enough to bring a child into this life we have. Third, I would never have a child out of wedlock or put the complications of having one on Sakura. Fourth, the kid is Lee's." Sasuke sighed exasperated. Kakashi turned towards Lee and raised an eyebrow.
"Is it a love child between you and Shino?" Kakashi asked.
"What the fuck? No!" Lee and Shino yelled. "It's a long story." He sighed, not wanting to explain.
"See, I'm not the only one that thinks that!" Naruto laughed. "Now why does she like Teme so much? Even we don't like him that much! He's scary as fuck!" Naruto screamed confused.
"Fuck!" Aiko giggled. Everyone turned to the girl in Sasuke's arms and stared.
"Again!?" The guys sighed in exasperation.
"What do you mean again?!" The girls screamed looking at the guys. Sakura gave Sasuke a flick on the ear and Shino and Lee a hard glare. Sasuke flinched and gave her a stoic glaze. She stared back and he leaned over and nipped her on the nose.
Tenten gave Neji a scary glare and sighed at him. He knew that glare. It was the glare she gave when she was serious about something. She was the only one that could sway his stoic attitude and strike fear in him. She leaned in his ear and whispered;
"If you cuss in front of her again and I hear it. I will stop doing that special thing you like. You know the one with the kunai and the rope in bed, when I drag it-"
"Okay! I get it you crazy woman of mine!" Neji cried out of character.
"Shikamaru, Don't teach her bad things you lazy…boy!" Ino screamed pulling his ear. He shot her a pensive glare and huffed out a cheek full of air. She looked over at Choji and Kiba and smacked them both upside the head. Naruto laughed at all his friends and was glad Hinata wasn't so out going and crazy like his mob sisters. He had spoken to soon when he heard a voice pipe up from bedside him, not sounding like Hinata at all.
"Naruto." She warned in a stoic tone, similar to Neji's usual tone. Uh-oh, where had the 'Kun' in his name gone? He gulped and turned slowly to his girlfriend. She looked back at him with a straight face and tapped her finger against he forearm. "Be a good influence on her, she's only a baby!" She warned, surprisingly without one stutter in her voice.
"Hina-Hime, hehe, I love you baby!" Naruto sheepishly replied, hoping to get himself out of trouble. She just gave him an exasperated look and continued drumming her fingers against her arms.
"What your mouth or else." She threatened. "No more special massages."
"I'm sitting right here!" Neji screamed. "For kami-sake you're my little cousin! Eww!" He yelled in disgust.
It was getting late after they discussed the rest of the information. Kakashi had informed them that Paru had many small decoy locations they used to disguise the real headquarters. Before Kakashi and Jiraiya left they told them to call their close brethren mob and get them to infiltrate with them. Their ally was good at long range and could take them by surprise since Paru would not be expecting them at all. They said their farewells and hugged the girls goodbye, much to their boyfriends dismay. When the threats were given to keep their hands off their girlfriends' they left out the newly fixed front door, courtesy of Shino and Kiba's handy work.
"Who wants to call them?" Ino asked while stroking the soft spot on the back of Shikamaru's neck.
"I'll do it. I haven't talked to him in weeks." Naruto smiled. He pulled out his phone and scrolled through his favorites list. The excited blond tapped on the acquaintance's name and waited for it to ring. When the call finally went through a familiar voice sounded through the phone. Naruto smiled and hit the speaker button.
"Hey Gaara." He greeted smiling.
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