Last time, you recall, the Yu-Gi-Oh members had gotten arrested for jumping on a tramoline that was owned by Marlin. But it turned out to be just another prank made by Marlin! Unfortunately, the judge doesn't know that yet, at least, and neither does Bill, the policeman. And now the jury seems to have already made a decision on the verdict of the court case, yet what will it be?
Chapter 14- "The Decision-Not to Mention, the Problem"
"We have made the decision," said the jury leader. (Actually, he wasn't a leader, but with his personality, he'd make a good leader.) "Now let us tell the judge. Judge, we've made a decision."
"I know," said the judge.
"Man," said Yami Yugi. "This was too fast. And why'd you even ask me what happened the other night when the situation came just last night?"
"I dunno, just curious," said the judge, scratching his head. Then, the jury came and whispered the verdict to the judge's ear. The judge showed a serious looking face upon the "criminals".
"Oh well," Yami thought to himself. "It ain't over 'till it's over."
"It ain't over until the fat lady sings," said Yugi.
Just then, unexpectedly, a fat lady came through the front door. She whispered something to the judge, and then the judge whispered back to her. Then, she faced the audience, mainly towards Yami and the other Yu-Gi-Oh characters, singing, "IT'S OVER!" Then she whispered something else to the judge. Then the judge paid her some money, and she left.
"My, what an inconvenient moment for the criminals," said the judge. "Actually, the verdict it that the criminals are..."
(drum roll)
"...INNOCENT!"
"But we didn't do it!" shouted Yami, trying to convince the judge that at the lsat minute. Then he paused. "Wait...did you just say, innocent?"
"That's right," said the judge. "Mugi and his friends are the winner of the court case."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" asked Yami, once again angered at the mispronounciation of his name.
"I said that Pugi and his friends are the winner of the court case. Or was it Tsurugi?" Unfortunately, the judge couldn't remember Hugi's, um, er, Yugi's real name.
Also, the audience was cheering for Yami and the others, but since nobody could confirm Yugi's name, they chanted, "BUGI! MUGI! HYUGI! HRUGI! TSURUGI! UGI!..."
Marlin didn't care if he lost the case because he was just laughing about how Yugi's name kept being pronounced wrong, and that's when Yami Yugi got mad. He was shaking as his friends were wondering what was the matter with him. He was breathing heavily as the audience continued to mispronounce his name. Suddenly, Yami Yugi' skin turned green. (I think you know what's coming.) He started to get bigger, and then, he grew big muscles. His shirt ripped off, and he broke free of his handcuffs!
"IT'S... YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" shouted the transformed person, who changed from Yami Yugi to... Yami the Hulk!?
Yami the Hulk was so mad that he didn't remember that he shouldn't throw his puzzle because the soul of Yugi was inside it now, which was why he did, causing it to break into little tiny individual pieces.
"Uh-oh," said the judge.
Next, the giant Yami started overturning tables. Tristan and Tea were ordering people to evactuate, which is what the people did. That was when Yami picked up the desk he was sitting in and threw it at the crowd of running people!
"The Pharaoh's gone mad!" shouted Ishizu, watching the desk land on the people.
Each step Yami took caused a glass window to break.
The judge noticed all of the people running and screaming and decided to change his mind.
"I've changed my mind," he said as he looked at Yami the Hulk. "Instead, Jugi and his friends shall be guilty of destroying a courtroom!"
"IT'S... YUGI!" shouted the Hulk as he charged toward the judge, who then screamed bloody murder.
WHAM!
The judge flew out of his seat as the gigantic podium he was at broke into pieces.
"BATTLE STATIONS!" shouted the jury leader, putting up his dukes.
"No, that won't be necessary," said the judge. "The police are here, remember?"
"Oh, right," said Bill, getting out his laser gun and shooting at Yami. However, the blast didn't even hurt Yami as he kicked it back at Bill!
"EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" the policeman cried, as he was getting zapped by his own attack.
"You see?" said the judge. "This is what I'm talking about! He's destroying a courtroom. That's why all of you have to go to jail now."
"What?" complained Joey. "But what did we do? He's the one who messed up your courtroom. We just panicked."
"Well, you're his friends, aren't you?" said the judge. "This way he doesn't get lonely in the prison."
"Oh really?" asked Joey sarcastically, unaware that there was still chaos behind him, as people were fighting to get out. That was when the members of the jury pounced on everybody running, trying to cause order. That was just when Yami the Hulk turned around and charged towards the people. This caused everybody to run faster. The people under the desk managed to get out alive, though. This chapter gives "melee" a whole new meaning.
"Yes, really," said the judge, to Joey. "Now, guards, SEIZE THAT GREEN GUY!"
Just then, these big, muscular courtroom guards came up from behind Yami just when Yami realized what had happened to his Millenium Puzzle. He automatically changed back to normal as he was grabbed, his shirt flew back on him and came back together somehow, and the policemen came and gave him new handcuffs in replacement of the old ones.
"Let me go!" he shouted as the three macho-men were taking him away. They had somehow managed to take Yugi's other friends as well. Then, Yami Yugi was in horror as he saw the pieces of the Millenium Puzzle being vacuumed up, but to make matters worse, the pieces got sucked up into three different vacuum cleaners! Luckily, they all got thrown into the same trashcan, but unfortunately, it was National Trash Day. Therefore, a garbage truck automatically came along, and a trashcan's trash got comepletely thrown into the truck! (which was a garbage truck, by the way) Also, Yugi's other friends got thrown in jail with Yami Yugi.
It was a horrible day in the jail cell, and Yami Yugi's friends had all turned against him. (Yeah, even the Ishtars, and speaking of which, where's Odion?) After all, they didn't do anything, and they got thrown in jail as well. To make matters worse, however, they all were in the same little jail cell. They had resolved to get out of jail somehow in order to save Yugi, also noticing what happened to the puzzle. What happened to that trash was that it soon got smashed into even smaller pieces than before! But meanwhile, at jail...
"Check it out, guys. We got some new visitors!"
"Who said that?" said Joey, as everyone else turned around.
That voice belonged to Butch, who was in the gang of Butch, Butch, and Butch. To make things easier, let's call him Butch One. How horrifying! These three criminals were put in jail because of murders. And now, Yami, Yami Bakura, Yami Marik, Joey, Tristan, Duke, Tea and Ishizu had to stay in the same cell the Butch Brothers had. (Okay, so they weren't really brothers, but who cares?)
"Well, now..." said Butch Number Two. "Let's practice our duties for National Pound Day!" (Oh, come on. Everybody knows about National Pound Day. Get with the times!)
"Yeah..." said Butch Three.
And so, the three brothers were walking up to the Yu-Gi-Oh characters. Will they survive? And will you be invited to their funeral if they don't? Find out in the next chapter of "Yu-Gi-Oh C"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know that chapter was rather short, but it sure was cool, huh?
