Inuyasha's Karaoke Competition
Disclaimer- I do not own any songs used in this fic, just Ellie, Ryan, Steph, Derek, Jessica, and Tori.
Princessstphanie- This chapter has funny songs. I hope you find them funny also, at least then I would know I'm not a complete idiot who will laugh at any given song. Please read, review, and answer the questions at the end of the chapter. I take anything you guys say into consideration for this fic. Oh and since the fall holidays are approaching, I will probably have another new chapter within a week or a week and a half. Just depends on how busy I am with Ellie, Tori, and Derek. I'm so sorry this chapter took so long for me to write. I had a LOT of love drama. I am now single and very much wishing I was still with Derek. Anyway, sorry for talking so much. Here's the newest chapter of Inuyasha's Karaoke Competition!
POV- Steph
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"Man Ellie, I think they're going to kill me today." I sighed inwardly as I slumped down on the wall behind me to sit on the ground and put my head in my hands to think and pray I don't end up dying because of the clothes I have picked out for them all to wear. That really would be a horrible death when you think about it. Dying on the job... over clothes.
"What gave you that idea?" Ellie smirked.
"The fact they will kill her knowing what we know about them, duh!" Tori smarted off.
"They can't kill you though! I'd miss you!" Ryan complained.
"Why not blame it on someone else like you always do?" Jessica asked with curiosity.
"But who?" I asked as I looked at the room. Poor Ellie has enough people who hate her already, I'd feel bad to do it to Jessica since she's so nice, Hm... "Ryan or Tori. Hard decision."
"Tori." Ellie stated.
"Thanks!" Tori joked.
"Ok, Tori it is." I nodded. Things are solved. I say Tori wouldn't stop whining until I assigned these clothes to them for this humorous episode. "I love my ideas."
"Technically it was Jessica's, but whatever floats your boat." Ellie laughed at her own lame joke leaving myself along with Ryan, Tori, and Jessica silent.
"Time to go." Jessica said as we followed. Guess there's no better time than a few minutes before the show to break the news about the bad clothes to them all. Besides they should be used to all the tacky clothes I give them by now.
...Rin's pov...
"You're kidding? Please tell me you are." I said with not even the slightest hint of humor in my voice.
"Nope. Tori begged me for a hour to make you wear these outfits." Steph said to the group of competitors including myself.
Steph was being mean today. She is making me wear a hideous banana yellow shirt that has olive green polka dots on it, which doesn't cover my stomach by the way. A short ass camouflage skirt and she even had the nerve to give me knee length green socks that had white dots on them and the ugliest green boots with the weirdest pattern ever to wear with it! I think she must hate me. Kikyo's was just hilarious. A red shirt with a yellow star smiling on it with blue sleeves that had brown tassel things coming off of it. It doesn't even cover her stomach either. The skirt is hard to describe. It's light blue with a pink ribbon that ties up the bottom part and reveals the underneath part of the skirt with white and pink cowboy boots. Scary? I think so. Oh god, poor Kagome. She got a blue elbow length shirt that showed much cleavage with a white yellow polka dotted apron over it and a yellow skirt that stops just above the knee. Her shoes are pink with blue gems on them. Sango actually got it kind of decent. She actually matched kind of. A pink tank top with a pink bow and ribbon and some kind of white things on her breast and arms, a really short pink skirt that has lighter pink hearts on them. Her pink shoes with little flower things on them were around the same shade of pink as the shirt. Miroku got a purple body shirt with yellow and orange stripes that have CND on them. Deeper purple shorts and black and purple shoes were also part of his outfit. Inuyasha got a orange shirt with yellow glitter all over it and a small yellow star pocket with orange shorts that have yellow lining at the bottom. The shades don't even match! He also has some kind of orange and black snow shoes. What did he do to her? Snow shoes? Lord Sesshomaru received a long sleeved white button up shirt with collar with a yellow sweater vest like thing over it... That's not even the worst part. It has pink hearts all over it! He even has matching yellow pants that have pink and white hearts that go all over them! Some kind of yellow rain boots are on my lords feet too! Naraku, Shippo, and Koga, all had to wear the same thing. These really holey jeans with a gay blue shirt with an island on it. Why the hell are they all wearing the same thing?
…Miroku pov…
"Guess it's time to start off today's show." Sango said knowingly.
"Already ahead of you. Hey everyone, it's a new day here and this time all the contestants are wearing what Tori picked out for them while they all for the most part sing solo Weird Al songs. First off will be Rin singing 'Girls just want to have lunch', good luck Sesshomaru lover." Ellie smirked.
"You bitch!" Rin shouted and instead of singing she began to chase Ellie around the stage. Thus making Steph go make Tori pick up the microphone Ellie had dropped on her way back around the stage her third time.
"Let's let Inuyasha go first!" Tori grinned.
"Feh."
"Fine! Steph, who can go first?" Tori asked pleadingly, not liking to be pressured.
"I don't care." Steph of course was no help once so ever.
Tori began to cry, but managed out, "Someone please go!"
"I guess I can, if it will shut you up." Naraku said getting out of his chair. "Since that wench is to busy running around I'm singing 'Ugly Girl', with Kikyo."
"Wanna go for a ride?" Naraku asked while starting the song.
"Sure Ken!" Kikyo replied.
"Well forget it!" Naraku smirked,
"I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!" Kikyo sang.
"Your so ugly,
You disgust me!" Naraku spat.
"I'm a sad,
Homely girl,
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as board
Thin and lengthy" Kikyo sang.
"You're a doll
Get a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Don't come near me
'Cause your breath is stanky!" Naraku sang.
"Don't get touched!
I'm afraid!
'Cause guys say,
I'm an eye sore!
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should bag it!
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair!
I'm a relation to Frankinstein's creation!" Kikyo sang.
"You're so ugly,
You disgust me!" Naraku sang.
"Boo hoo, hoo, yeah!"
"You're so ugly,
You disgust me!"
"Boo hoo, boo hoo!
Oh let's go out and have some fun!" Kikyo sang.
"I'm sorry,
But you're too damn ugly!" Naraku actually sang an apology.
"Oh, screw you, Ken!" Kikyo ended their song as Ellie finally had the guards called on Rin for chasing her. Instead of Rin being taken off the premises, Ellie was for harassing her. Then they got a call from central office that they would find a replacement as soon as possible. Until then the audience had voted that Inuyasha should sing so they could have something to laugh at.
"He's singing I Ran Over the Taco Bell Dog." Tori grinned as Inuyasha rolled his eyes at her and grabbed the microphone to start his song about indeed running over the dear Taco Bell dog we have all grown to love that's on commercials. Kikyo and Naraku then decided they had better go backstage for he was about to sing.
"I was driving around in old Mexico
I got lost I didn't know which way to go...
I was confused it was late and i was in a fog,
I ran over the taco bell dog
If I am caught they will put me in a cell with 20 lads... His last words were "Yokado El' Mexico"
I felt that smosh and I said "Oh mama!"
My low-rider crushed that little Chihuahua.
I prayed for forgiveness in the synagogue,
I ran over the taco bell dog.
Unless I can pin it on Jack in the Box.
Ill be whipped then beat and then ill be plogged,
I ran over the taco bell dog.
I flattened that pup to hell i will go.
I should have quit driving and gone for a job,
I ran over the taco bell dog.
I ran over the taco bell dog.
I ran over the taco bell dog." Inuaysha sang with such a serious tone the whole crowd just lost it and started to break out in laughter.
"What?" Inuyasha asked being clueless.
"Oh nothing." Kagome replied still laughing.
"I…. am not here!" Sarah busted into the room grinning. "I will so not ever save this show!"
"Then why the hell are you here?" Kikyo asked bluntly from behind the curtain with Naraku and now Inuyasha who had just joined them.
"To not announce you moon people, DUH!" Sarah laughed. "Last will be Sesshomaru."
"Last?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Yes."
"She means Sesshomaru is next." Tori corrected.
"Then why did she, oh never mind." Koga asked, but then got to confused to even finish his sentence properly.
"Long story short. I hate her. She is a poser of me. I am the airhead, not her." Steph glared looking over at Sarah's direction. "She's just a dumbass. She used to live with Ryan, Ellie, Tori, and all the rest of us at one point. Sesshomaru please sing."
"One, two, a-one, two, three, four
Well I, can't go to the park
I can't go to work
I can't do nothin'
I gotta stay in my house like a jerk
How come I always lose
My car has blown a fuse
Oh yeah
I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes
And the dead car battery blues
You know, can't visit my girlfriend
I can't go to school
I can't go anywhere
Gotta stay in my room like a fool
'Cause I got grease in my hair
My Belvedere's in disrepair
Oh yeah
I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes
And the dead car battery blues
So I, went to see my mechanic
He said, "Okay, now what is wrong"
I told him my car wouldn't start
He said, "This shouldn't take very long"
So he replaced all my plugs and my points
And he looked at my carburetor
He took out my engine and turned it around
And then seventeen hours later
He looked at my headlights and said
"Son, how long have these things been on"
I told him, "Oh, about three or four weeks"
He said, "Buddy, I know what's wrong"
"But I hate to be the one to give you the news"
"You got the dead car battery blues"
So now I, can't go to my office
Can't work on my job
I might as well lock myself up in my room
And live my life like a slob
How come I always lose
My Belvedere has blown a fuse
Oh yeah
I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes
And the dead car battery blues." Sesshomaru sang his entire song, not to save Steph. He just didn't want to hear either of the two being stupid or annoying for the matter of it all.
"Why the fuck do you think the head office sent Sarah to fill in?" Ryan asked.
"I don't know, but I'm having a few words with them tonight." Steph glared over at Sarah.
"But… Stteeeepppphhh I thought that we were going to be together tonight!" Miroku mentioned.
"Let us not let um… cow… ugh… Koga dance!" Sarah grinned. Well… she seems… nice. A bit on the stupid side, yeah.
"Yo ULONDA!
Check that home girl's butt out!
Um hm girl!
It's so flat!" Koga started to sing, he dances also not knowing he didn't have to.
"You tell it like it is IEESHA!" Koga sounded so gay.
"She looks like one of them...lawyer's girlfriends,
Her butt, is just so SMALL!
We're talking slim pickin's girl!
What up Ieesha?
Where is it?
I don't even...see it!
LOOK!
Girl! She's just so...WHITE!" Koga still sounded gay.
"I like small butts,
that I can not lie,
You honkies can't deny!
And when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist,
And a big thing in your face, I get sick!
'Cause I'd like a toothpick,
I'd beat that booty with a stick!
Even the jeans she's wearing,
Her pants, they're almost tearing." Koga sang.
"No, baby, I want a flat booty,
That's tooty fruity!
Those honkies tried to warn me,
that butt you got is…" Koga continued singing.
"OOH! SO CORNY!" Koga grinned.
"Ooh! Chicken smooth skin,
You say you wanna get in my olds?
Well, pack me, pack me
'Cause you ain't that average chickety!" Koga sang.
"To Hell with romancin'!
I'll take her wallet dancin'!
RICH! BITCH!
I'll dick with her money, ditch!
So tired of Ebony!
Black butts are not my theme!
If you ask me what my flavor is,
I'll tell you it's Vanilla Ice Cream!" Koga continued to sing.
"So Honkies!" Koga shouted out to the audience while pointing at them.
"Yeah?" The audience shouted back.
"Honkies!" He shouted again while pointing to the audience again.
"Yeah?" They shouted out again.
"Does your girlfriend have a big butt?
So shrink it, shrink it,
So I can get right down and dink it!
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
I like 'em flat,
And small!
And when I'm in the mall,
I just can't help myself,
I'm doing to dog-pound call!
BARK! BARK! BARK!
Don't like her sister,
Who farts while playing Twister!
I wish those bins would miss her!
But Uncle Ben would fister!
I like my bootys real slender,
And tender!
And if I see a big booty,
I'll put it in the blender!
Don't want a real fender!
I get into my Honda!
What the hell is an anaconda?
All I know is I like Jane Fondas,
Better then Ulondas!
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty," Koga sang.
"You're racist!" A big black woman shouted out to him with a gasp just realizing what the song was about.
"Yeah Baby,
When it comes to females,
Cosmo knows everything,
What they're talking about!
362436!" Koga just kept singing. Don't know if that was his smartest move.
"HA!
If she's 7 8...
Flat on the bottom,
and I like it like that!
Flat on the bottom,
and I like it like that!" Koga finished and then immediately ran backstage for the big black woman jumped up out of her seat. Luckily the guard made her leave. Wonder if she will see Ellie.
"That was good." Sarah frowned.
"For once I agree. Sarah, I think you're getting a bit smarter. Good for you." Ryan agreed laughing his ass off from the previous events.
"HOW COULD YOU! I thought you cared about me." Steph shouted then ran off looking kind of sad. I wonder what her problem is? I think I'll ask.
"What the hell is her problem?"
"She used to feel like she was getting replaced by Sarah. Ryan was the only one who preferred Steph over her at the time. Only because he was obsessed with her though." Marah, the girl who helped Steph shop for the clothes for the competition a couple of times, randomly walked up and said.
"Ryan… obsessed with Steph?" I laughed.
"OH YEAH. She never felt the same way, she claims anyway. So therefore, I think he may of finally given up on her. Hard to tell with that player though. If you only knew about some of the things that used to go on in that house." Marah now laughed.
"What happened? Why did you guys stop living together?" I asked.
Marah now frowned, "this very competition."
"I'm entertained so much. So Sango, don't you dare sing!" Sarah said.
"Ok. I guess I will then. I'm singing Another One Rides The Bus" Sango said getting her microphone.
"The fact that Steph hates Sarah, will never change though." Marah concluded the conversation.
"Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard,
And the place was pretty packed.
Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand,
With the perverts in the back.
It was smellin' like a locker room.
There was junk all over the floor.
We're already packed in like sardines,
But we're stoppin' to pick up more.
Look out!" Sango sang as Miroku and Ryan grinned very big at the standing with the perverts in the back part.
"Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.
There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs.
There's an elbow in my ear.
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.
Hasn't showered in a year.
Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens.
I think my wallet's gone.
And I think this bus is stoppin' again,
To let a couple more freaks get on.
Look out!
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.
Another one rides the bus--ah.
Another one rides the bus--ow!
Another one rides the bus--hey, hey!
Another one rides the bus--hey-y-y-y!
The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke,
And my face is turnin' blue.
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who.
Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago,
But I couldn't get to the door.
There isn't any room for me to breathe.
Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah!
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus." Sango finished her song.
"Yay! That was funny." Shippo laughed.
"I think Shippo would never want to volunteer to not go next." Sarah laughed.
"She even lost me that time." Tori shook her head.
"Shippo… you're up." Steph walked slowly over to Shippo and told him. Why could she just not yell it? Is she ashamed of being able to understand that new girl host Sarah? Steph is one odd person. I have no clue what Miroku sees in her. Hey wait a minute. I thought she just left? Wow. She's sneaky.
"I think I'll sit with you now." Steph grinned and sat on Miroku's lap.
Never mind. I know exactly what he sees in her. They are both way to perverted for their own good. So if she has a thing for perverts, why did she always reject Ryan? He's also a pervert. Those two actually have a lot in common, that I know of anyway. I don't know all that much about Ryan. Jessica either for the matter. Ellie, Tori, and Steph, however, I seem to know almost like I've known them for a month instead of two weeks. See with Sango it would make sense for her to stay away from perverts after Miroku. Steph must be just plain out weird.
"Ok, I'm singing Six Words Long." Shippo said before taking a hold on his microphone.
"Good look Shippo!" Rin cheered from her current location.
"This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long" Was Shippo repetitive, much?
"Couldn't think of any lyrics
No I never wrote the lyrics
So I'll just sing any old lyrics
That come to mind, child
You really need words
Whole lotta rhyming words
You gotta rhyme so many words, mm-mm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it, to do it right, child
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
I know that you're probably sore
'Cause I didn't write any more
I just didn't get to complete it
So that's why I gotta repeat it
This song is just six words long (six words long)
This song is just six words long (six words long)
Oh I make a lotta money
They pay me a ton of money
They're payin' me plenty of money
To sing this song, child
I gotta fill time
Three minutes worth of time
Oh, how will I fill so much time, mm-mm
I'll throw in a solo, a solo, a solo
A solo, a solo here
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song's got nothin' to say
But I'm recording it anyway
I know if I put my mind to it
I know I could find a good rhyme here
Oh, you gotta have-a music
You need really catchy music
This song has got plenty of music
But just six words, child
And so I'll sing' em over
And over and over and over
And over and over and over, mm-mm
And over and over and over
And over and over and over again
Six words long, six words long
Six words long, six words long
Six words long, six words long
This song is just six words long
It's just six words long" Shippo finished singing his song.
"You were great." Sarah said.
"Thanks." Shippo blushed while rubbing one hand behind his right shoulder and twisting it around to the back of his head near his left shoulder.
"She's not right in the head, remember?" Ryan asked.
"Oh yeah! HEY!" Shippo realized what she meant and then stormed off backstage. Hopefully one of those dumb asses will calm him down.
"Not very smart." Tori laughed.
"Tori… I'm hungry."
"Ok?" Tori asked with a questioning glance over at her boss. "What do you want?"
"I'm thinking… Chinese." Steph responded.
"Why Chinese?"
"I don't know. I'm just craving Chinese. Oh! Pickles too. Add some strawberry ice-cream to that while your at it." Steph said still trying to think of stuff she may want sometime soon.
"That's a random combination."
"Do I pay you for criticizing my food choices? Hell no! I want my food, damnit."
"Fine!" Tori then went off to a bunch of random food places top get Steph her food.
"I'm having so much fun with you moon people and sweet angels! Rin.. I want a cat." Sarah said making Rin squint her eyes and shake her head at he while she picked up the microphone Shippo had carelessly dropped on the floor when he was storming off after Sarah was making fun of him.
"Bitch." Rin mumbled.
"Hell yeah she is! Would anyone ever believe me, no!" Steph said throwing her hands up in the air. "The cruelty of it all."
"I think I'll go now." Rin said.
"Sounds good." I agreed.
" Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have lunch
I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have
That's all they really want
Some lunch
Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch
'Cause girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have lunch
Girls, they want
Want to have lunch
Girls wanna have
She eats like she got a hole in her neck
And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check
Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have
That's all they really want
Is some lunch
Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch
Those girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have lunch
Girls, they want
Want to have lunch
Girls wanna have
They just want to
They just want to
Girls
They just want to
They just want to
Girls just want to have lunch
Girls
Girls just want to have lunch
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to" Rin sang as people began to clap for her she bowed and walked backstage.
"So, who do you want to win?" Marah asked.
"Inuyasha!" Tori grinned.
"A woman." Ryan answered.
"Miroku!" Steph shouted from where she was seated.
"I'm a judge. I'm not allowed to have favoritism." Jessica replied.
"I'll just take it upon myself to go next." Ryan grinned running upstage.
"Yes! Miroku! Don't sing or live!" Sarah squinted.
"Do I have to?" Miroku whined.
"No." Sarah glared.
"Damnit." Miroku said as he grabbed Steph's butt before sitting her down beside him so he could go sing for the show. Steph only laughed. What the hell? Does she have no boundaries?
"Come back soon." Steph said putting on an innocent face.
"I'm singing 'Pretty Fly For A Rabbai' by Weird Al." Miroku said still kind of sad he wasn't able to sit with Steph on his lap. He stood there for about five minuets. I'm not really sure why though. Is it just me, or has Miroku changed since he's been here?
"Cheer up. You can have ten different whores tonight if you just sing." Jessica said getting a bit irritated. Steph glared, yet remained silent. Miroku grinned.
"Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
How ya doin' Bernie? Oy vey, oy vey
How ya doin' Bernie? Oy vey, oy vey
How ya doin' Bernie? Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi
Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho
Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to dies for - he really knows his shtick
So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Workin' like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's there all day
Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
Just grab your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
How ya doin' Bernie? Oy vey, oy vey
How ya doin' Bernie? Oy vey, oy vey
How ya doin' Bernie? Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi
He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice
He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!
People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
What's not to like? What's not to like?
On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip
The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip
How ya doin' Bernie? Oy vey, oy vey
How ya doin' Bernie? Oy vey, oy vey
How ya doin' Bernie? Oy vey, oy vey
Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho
He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell
Show up at his home, he says "Shalom"
And "Have some cake - you want some cake?"
Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz
So grab your yarmulka
The one you got for Chanukah
Let's put on our yarmulkas and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!" Miroku sang his whole song without taking any breaks and then went backstage without even a single glance at anyone. Steph followed and then kicked him in the balls.
"You… can… only… be… perverted… with… me…" Steph said in a pissed off tone. "If you go through with it and cheat on me… I will get you back." Steph threatened before taking a giant breath and sitting back down at the judges table.
"You ok?" Jessica asked.
"Just great." Steph did a forced grin that looked kind of scary. "I think I want some olives though." Steph took out her cell phone and dialed Tori's cell phone number.
"Hello?"
"Hey Tori, I'm going to be needing some olives also." Steph said as Tori mumbled something and then hung up.
"I think we should try and get this over with as soon as possible." Ryan said not liking all the tension in the room.
"Who's left?" Shippo asked from behind the stage.
"I think it's just Kagome." Jessica replied.
"Guess I should go then. I'm singing 'Can't watch this'." I said walking over to sing my song. Great! I've got the last song of the night. What fun.
"Derek... start the music." Steph said still in a scary tone.
"I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
My my my my TV makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my lord
What is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
It sucks, and that's no lie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
Lowers my IQ one notch
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
I told you homeboy... I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know...
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this
Talkin' 'bout sick shows
Tere's America's Funniest Home Videos
I can't believe my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
Somebody's poor old mom
Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn
Face first on a rake
I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
Yo, I told you... I can't watch this
Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this
Cosby Show and Rosanne
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
Judge Wopner, oh my
You gotta be Rainman to like this guy
Thirtysomething is alright
If you like hearing yuppies whining all night
Can't stand Twin Peaks
Wish they'd lynch those donun-eatin' freaks
Thos Siskel & Ebert bums
Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
That's word because you know... I can't watch this
I can't watch this
Break it down!
Here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast
-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me
-because-I'm-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-are-insaaaane!!!
Stop! Prime Time!
I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
Or that guy with the real flat hair
That goes "woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the air
Or those weird talk shows
About Transsexual Nazi Eskimos
They're rude, crude and vile
Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I can't watch this
Look man... I can't watch this
I can't take this torture no more, I can't...
I can't watch this
Pay the bills, station break
Break it down!
Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-you're-soaking-in-it
-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-you've-got-a-headache-this-big
-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-I've-fallen-and-I-can't-get-up!!
Stop! Cable Time!
HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV
I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T & A
It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. Yeah... I can't watch this
I told you... can't watch this
Too hip, can't watch this
Get me outta here... can't watch this" I sang quick knowing everyone was just ready to leave and be alone. Todays shows was dragged out quiet a bit afterall.
"I'm here!" Tori called in from the door she had just walked in.
"Yay." Sarah said.
"I'm not hungry." Steph said simply.
"WHAT! I WENT THROUGH WITH ALL OF THAT AND YOU ARE NOT HUNGRY! AHHHHHHHHH!" Tori shouted then began to hit her head on the judges table.
"Have no fear, Ellie's here!" Ellie ran into the room with a cape on.
"I thought you got banned?" Ryan asked.
"I did. I had to finish up tonights show though." Ellie said.
"Hey! That's her!" One of the two security gaurds yelled to the other. They now began to chase Ellie around. Ellie of course was used to it. Rin was actually more of a challenge.
"Well, that is all for todays show. Hope you fill me in on if Rin finally got with Sesshomaru!" Ellie shouted as she ran out the door with the gaurds still behind her.
"I've got one thing to say," Ryan began. "Ellie is a DUMB ASS!"
Everyone then nodded in agreement. The lights went dim for a moment letting us know we were no longer recording. Not that we actually care or anything. Hell, it's actually more entertaining for the viewers to get to see us agrue and shit. People like watching that, right? Yes. Or else Jerry Springer wouldn't of lasted this long. Damn, he's old. I think I'm just going to go back to my room and take a shower. Actually, second thought. I think I'll go back to Sesshomaru's room and take a shower.
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Princessstphanie- I'm so sorry for not updating sooner! I'm surprised someone hasn't came and killed me by now! I'm going to TRY and update a lot more often than I have lately. I'm on my Thanksgiving holidays so I may be able to go ahead and type up the next chapter. It really depends on if I get dragged to go see all my family or not. Review please!
1. Was this chapter worth the wait?
2. Do you guys want Kikyo and Naraku to be a bigger part in the fic? I know I don't really show them talking much… actually this chapter didn't have much of anybody specifically. Except maybe the love drama between Miroku and his new girlfriend Steph.
3. Who's pov do you want it to be next chapter?