Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters
I'm being very serious when I say this, I'm sorry....who am I kidding, My grin is bright as Narutos XD
But I am sorry for not Typing this as quick as one should be. I've been studying...
Sakura, Naruto: Lies!! you liar!!
Sasuke: You don't study
Kakashi: and I thought I was the terrible liar
(sweatdrop)
...............Sorry........
Kakashi walked through the Uchiha compound as lights switched on in each of his steps, brightening the area before, more like behind, him.
As he rounded a few more Corners he finally got to his destination: Sasukes House.
Pulling a calm and cool facade, he twisted the handel and stepped in.
The house was quiet. Too quiet for his liking. The lights weren't on neither.
He walked into the front room to see it was....the kitchen....
Blinking he walked backwards and out the room before looking down the hall, there was no pictures on the walls, Kakashi's eye narrowed, did Sasuke take them all down? Just within the time he was gone? and where was he now? and where was Iruka?
Questions filled his mind, not giving his mind enough time to work out the situation.
Once those questions had stopped coming because they had finally figured out they wouldn't get an answer, his mind figured out everything: He was in the wrong house.
Feeling embarrassed, he walked out the house and actually looked for a house with lights on, which ended up to be a while.
On his walk to the house he must have made a wrong turn somehow or something. He wasn't sure.
Finally seeing the house he was looking for, yes, it did have lights this time, once again he pulled on his calm and cool facade on before stepping in the house, his facade hadn't lasted long as it fell to the floor to show a gaping Kakashi staring at a pale Iruka on the floor, dumping the bags he held he ran over to his loved one......
"IRUKA!!!!!" Kakashi jumped, immediantly pressing his ear to the pale brunettes chest. He listened for a heart beat, but none came, he halted his breathing so there was absolute silence except for, hopefully, Irukas heartbeat.
Oh how much he wanted to hear the sound right now!
A raven boy walked into the room and stopped by the door frame. An anime sweat drop appearing on his head.
...Idiot...
"Oi!" Sasuke shouted, pulling Kakashi's attention to him, but the silver haired eyes were not on him.
He walked over placing a wet towel on the chuunins forehead, and just in time to be able to hear Kakashi's soft and gentle whisper.
"he's....not breathing"
Sasuke was tempted to hit the jonin over the head.
"why don't you try actually listening to his heart, that's in the chest"
Kakashi looked up innocently "I am"
Sasuke glared
"How is listening to his crotch his chest?"
Yes, how was that?, Sasuke had asked a clever question that even the smartest jonin of his time didn't have an answer to that ridiculous question.
"I don't know you tell me" Kakashi replied as he moved up to check his lovers heart.
Sasuke twitched, why was his teacher so.......annoying? perverted? stupid? confusing? frustratingly annoying in his own perverted way?
MAYBE I'M INSANE!!!!!!
Iruka stirred.
What had happened? He couldn't remember...wait, no, it was coming back to him now.
The last thing he remembered was Naruto's name then blanking out. Why was Naruto's name part of it?
He slowing opened his eyes to see the his scarecrow staring down upon him, his sparking eye curved up in an upside down "u", his mask with a few creases to show that he was smiling a soft smile.
His eyes look around observing his surroundings, until they stopped on a certain Uchiha, and that was when he figured out why Naruto's name was apart of it.
I'm gay.....It's Naruto... were the words that ran through his head before jumping off the couch, his blanket slipping down and the wet towel that was neatly on his forehead fell, landing with a soft plop on to the wooden floor.
He grabbed the raven by the shoulder.
"you and Naruto!! how long dammit!?!?"
Sasuke blinked, his facial expression looking very bored.
"were not going out....yet"
Irukas face relaxed before going parental
"even if you do go out with a precious Naruto, I will not let you corrupt him in any way or break his heart! you hear me!?!"
Sasuke yawned, not hearing a word.
Saving Sasuke's neck Kakashi quickly spoke up.
"Who want's coffee or tea, I have two bags of it"
Iruka paused in his rant, and Sasuke looked up his eyebrow raising.
"......"
Silence filled the room as they each looked at each other in turns.
MAYBE I'M INSANE!!!!!!!!!!
slurp glug mmmm...
Iruka, Sasuke and Kakashi sat relaxed on their seats, slurping away at the drink in their hands.
"I got to admit, this tea isn't bad...." Sasuke mumbled as he went back to his tea.
Pulling his lips away from the edges from his cup, the brunette spoke
"Kakashi, Why'd you buy TWO bags full of coffee AND tea" he asked as he looked to the side to see said bags on the counter of the kitchen in the other room. Sasuke and Iruka sweat dropped as Kakashi chuckled.
"You see......"
Iruka nodded encouraging him go carry on, but Kakashi didn't, he sat there, his mouth wide open like he was about to say something.
"You aint got nothing have you sensei"
Kakashi stared at the raven "No dear Sasuke-kun, I have a reason" Kakashi stopped speaking and went back to thinking of his reason.
A couple of minutes past, the sun began to dooze off, silently calling the moon to awake and take it's place, the birds stopped in their song and nestled down for a good nights sleep, while 3 young gentlemen were still sitting, as one thought.
"yeh, I aint got nothing" Kakashi sighed in defeat, he always had an excuse, a pathetic one at that, but he rather have that now than have none at all!! He was the great copy cat nin, known from the coping but the tardiness and lame excuses, was that one little tiny scene going to mess up his beloved reputation?
Iruka burst out laughing, "well isn't that interesting?" Sasuke snickered
"the great Kakashi has no more excuses?"
Kakashi blinked, was he.....mocking him?Kakashi felt hurt, his own love and beloved student was mocking him, for the first time in his life he was disrespected.....
Kakashi, stood up his tea crashing down on to the table, he didn't want to hear it, if they wanted to mock him, couldn't they do it when he was no longer in the room? not right in front of his face.
He was a human being, not the scarecrow his name granted him. Like the scarecrow in the wizard of Oz, where he goes to the wizard to see if he has a heart.... oh no my bad that was the tin can dude, the scarecrow wanted courage, Kakashi already had that anyway.
As Kakashi left the room in a huff, Iruka stopped in his light laughter as he looked after him, his eyes blinking at the sudden movement. What had happened?
"I think you hurt his feelings" Sasuke stated as he liked the envelope before taping it to the cage.
Iruka pondered on the thought for a while, sighing he stood up.
"I'll be back"
Sasuke smirked at the quietness of the room, he also stood up , gently picking up the cage so he wouldn't disturb the sleeping dove.
Slowing tip toeing, he left the room in to the hall, listen to the mumbles of speaking and slight shouts from upstairs. He slipped on his shoes and opened the door then closing it with a small click.
'That was easy................'
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Was Sasuke planning that the whole time?
Where is he going?
What is Iruka and Kakashi talking/shouting about?
Hows Naruto as we didn't see him in this chapter?
Why am I asking these questions when I should know but I don't?
Why doesn't the author know?
(smack)ooooooowwwww, alright, alright jeez
Sorry for the delay of chapters, or just chapter.
I'm starting chapter 15 soon, and might be slow cause i have these other ideas that are doing my head in.