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"Bitch."

I officially decided that Deidara was a female dog because he just dissed our sisterhood.

And to make it even worse, I was hanging by Sasori's tail. This time I must have pushed all the wrong buttons. I smirked.

"You think you're ninja? What kind of excuse is that when I can easily point out all your weak spots." I smirked again. The metal tail squeezed my waist a little harder.

"Puppet, I'm not a piece of puppetry wood that you can snap when you want! Just because you know I'm specialer than you doesn't mean you have to release your anger on me!"

"Specialer is not a word." A monotone voice interfered.

"Is too! I'm my world, it does!" I frowned. "Also, in my world, you would being dancing like a ballerina in a tutu, smiling, and be harmless. That and you would be eating off the ground like a fat squirrel. Ah, happy, imaginary, world." I started to hum, yeah toast. Don't ask how I got this song, my science teacher found it and played it to us. I know, weird.

"Hm, hm, hm, yeah toast! Hm, hm, hm have a little jelly, have a little jam. Hm, hm, hm." I hummed.

Deidara being a blondie, (NO I am not insulting myself) asked the obvious.

"What are you doing, un?" I stopped in mid hum.

"What do you think I'm doing? Humming, obviously. Dang girl, you are stupid! Did some of your clay blow up some of your brain cells?" He flushed and turned around.

"You're supposed to be mad, not blushing like a little school girl, thus proving that you are a female." I smirked and crossed my arms, daring to go against my logic. No one did and Barbie had fume coming out of his ears.

"Dei-Dei! I know you're cranky but could you please not make it clear that you're PMSing?" My voice rang out loud and clear. Deidara blushed again, Kisame looked up, Itachi looked at anything but me and Sasori looked straight ahead, not blinking.

"Awww! You guys are embarrassed! I wonder how Konan lives with you guys being the only girl." I didn't care anymore if they knew that I had lots of information on them. "I bet none of you have ever had a girlfriend."

"Wouldn't you know that?" Fish exclaimed.

"Uh, for the record I don't stalk you guys. You're not worth the time. I don't think I my brain could take the intense boringness of you peeps."

I had finally convinced Sasori to let me walk. (Threatening to chop his puppets into firewood when he slept) Some bruises were forming now around my waist. He had an iron grip! I rubbed my waist and mumbled something along the lines of -Damn Pinocchio.

The group formation went sort of like this. Kisame was on my left, Itachi was in front of me, Deidara was hovering above me to the right, and Sasori was behind me. I was sort of trapped in. Or guarded. But it definitively felt like choice number one.

No one was paying attention to me and I was getting annoyed with it. The silence hung on me, whispering my fated death that Akatsuki would give me in my ear. I need a distraction. Fast.

"Barbie. Give me clay right now or else."

"Or what, un?" He didn't turn around but I could feel him smirking.

"Or else, I will sing!" My voice went from commanding to playful/cheerful.

"Do what you want, see if care, un."

"You'll be sorry!" I stretched the last word. I hummed his song that I chose for him, purposefully saying words like Barbie, girl and other references to a girl.

I must admit. Deidara has a patient of a saint. I scowled. This was getting me nowhere. So then I went dirty.

"FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, ROLY POLY FISH HEADS!" I yelled out. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Kisame freeze up and his hand started to twitch. I continued to sing it. When I just started to sing Row, Row, Row, Your Boat he cracked.

"Deidara. Give. Her. The. Clay. Now."

"But-"

"NOW." Kisame ridged voice cut in. One glare from fish boy, and Deidara handed me the clay.

"Thank you for giving me the clay." I said in my politest voice. I could have been totally serious, but a smirk escaped my lips. Deidara scowled even more.

"If you keep frowning, you get wrinkles and end up like Droopy Uchila here." His face became dark. "It takes more muscles to frown than smile, you know. So if you smile, it doesn't take as much effort. Which, you know, always try to do the least amount of work." I added in cheerfully.

"One day I'm really going to kill you." Kisame muttered.

"Yeah, yeah, you just keep saying that to yourself." I answered back.

After that, I was totally engrossed in the clay. The others noticed this and finally, Dei-Dei the stupid one, asked me the inevitable.

"What are you doing, un?"

"Playing with clay, duh! What else did it look like?" I rolled my eyes and he flush. Then, I resumed my extreme concentration on the clay. The silence resumed once again, but it wasn't me who was thinking it was awkward.

"Ta-dah!" I finally showed my artwork proudly after five more minutes. There were a bunch of small figures. Kisame leaned over- that was mistake #1.

"There is a big lump with a… curled piece of clay sticking out of his end, with strings sticking upward connecting to a big cross."

"That's puppet! It looks exactly like him! Don't you think?" I gloated. Ha! Sucks to be you!

By this time, Deidara was hovering over me. "There is a doll with hair covering its face…" He scowled, realizing that that was him.

"There is a big fat fish with Xs in the eyes, and a mini man with a huge hat and lots of rings under his eyes. What the hell is this, un?" His voice rose higher and higher towards the end.

"Barbie! We all love you, but tone your voice! I know it's tough going through puberty but try to crack. It does get annoying. Do try to do less talking. It will be better for everyone else!" I felt suddenly cold but that didn't matter.

"And those 'things' that you mentioned my artwork. One is a dead fish, and the other one is a gnome from snow white. The gnome's name is Droopy and he always has a fowl attitude. Now this is what I call funny art." They looked at me funny. (No pun intended) Deidara looked at me and started to say something but didn't.

"I wonder if you can blow this form up?" I looked at Barbie. "Can you?" He looked at me with disgust. I shrugged my shoulders. "Have it your way." We walked in more silence and I molded all the clay in a ball.

"Here Barbie." I handed him the clay. He looked like he was ready to chuck it. Suddenly Itachi turned around and nodded. I guess this was some kind of signal because I was suddenly blindfolded, flipped and thrown on a shoulder.

"Hey! What the f? Dammit Droopy, what the hell? I let out a short line of profanities. I started kicking. The thing (hey it could be an animal, a character or a human carrying me) that was carrying me saw where I was aiming and quickly shifted my foot out of that spot.

"Let me down! Now! Gaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" They suddenly jumped, and I, being me, was unprepared, flung around like a sack of flour. This continued for a couple more minutes before I heard some rushing water and was set down. I could hear a groan that allowed the light, but then it shut. I was set down. Then someone tore the blindfold off.

"Who carried me? Tell me so I can personally kick his ass for making me sick." I looked around and realized that we were there.

"So, we are finally here."

The only problem now, is how long can I keep myself alive now that we are there?

Dun! Sun! Fun!

*Itachi* What the heck was that?

*me* its funner than saying dun dun dun! Shake it up! Make it funny!

*Kisame* Yes! Now we get a break! (jumps up and down in the air)

*me* (whacks him on the head with a baseball bat)

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