Pokemon vr 14
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(Last chapter had 6666 words. awesome.)
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Tba- happiest countries… lets see…Number one is Norway! For the third year! Whoo! Go Norway!
Second is Australia. Nice to see you're so happy even though nearly everything on your continent is trying to kill you.
Then its Denmark, Finland Sweden and New Zealand. Obviously, they're spreading the joy around. That's good.
Switzerland is also up there. Oh, and America is number 10 and Canada is 6th.
England- w-wait a second! Why am I not there? (Tba- probably cause it always rains)
France- I DISAGREE WITH THIS! (Tba- Rejected.)
England- why is Canada put on the bottom if he's 6th? (Tba- go ask the person who wrote it.)
France- what do they have that I don't?
Tba- let's see… apparently, they're all electoral democracies. (France-…. And?) lots of civil liberties
England- America has civil liberties?
Japan- that was mean England-san. (England- sorry…)
Tba- consider drugs and prostitution bad.
France- Well, some of my people are trying to outlaw it.
(Tba- yes, it's true. I read it. In a newspaper. Not sure how accurate that is.)
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France- of course, it is the people who wish to wage this war. I unfortunately have no say in it.
Tba- if you did have a say, I'd pity the French people. (England- I already do.)
France- what was that you british brute?
England- take that back you filthy French man!
Japan- please calm down!
Both-… sorry…
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Tba- ugh….
Japan- how was the um… date? (Tba- not a date. And it was fine. I got a ring~)
Everyone-….
England- y-you…. Prussia gave you one? (Prussia- huh?)
Tba- huh? of course not. I bought it. *shows ring*
France- this ring is for a guy. It's too what's the word… thick for a lady.
Tba- none of the others fit. And I like it. … I had to get the smallest one I could find….
Prussia- we had a great time eating out. (France- mmmhm…)
Tba- the sushi tasted amazing~ *dreamy face* the noodles were a bit on the spicy side though.
Prussia- crazy lady couldn't finish it, so I had to eat the rest. (Tba- you're the one who ordered it.) yeah yeah. …yeah, the sushi tasted pretty good.
Japan- so it was a good date?
Tba- not a date. I mean, I had to drag England, America, and France home. (Japan- eh?)
yeah, when we were going home, we passed by this pub. And I saw England, America and France there.
Japan-… there's a pub near your house?
Prussia- there's pretty much everything around her house. Except a games store, clothes store, and… hm… nope got pretty much everything else.
England-… to be honest I don't remember anything. (France- hm… we went to a pub….)
America- mm… yeah… I remember ordering drinks…
Tba- twitch* do you know how hard it is to drag four guys that are twice your size home?
Next time you guys get drunk, I'm leaving you there! (France- cruel!)
Prussia- hey! I was sober! (Tba- I'm sure.)
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They looked up at the gym. The bright green and yellow lights were really spectacular at night.
Oh, you're probably wondering why it's night time.
Well….. they spent the rest of the afternoon in the café…
And then Prussia and France got drunk and…..
Well, here they are!
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England looked up at the gym, much calmer after drinking about 7 cups of tea.
"well, shall we go?"
Prussia and France leaned against each other, both of them swaying to the side.
"Yeah! Let's go kick some bug… er… butt!" Prussia laughed, his face flushed red.
England sighed, "This is a disaster waiting to happen."
France hiccuped, "Beautiful ladies~ France is here~"
Hungary and England looked at each other, both sighed in unison.
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"You can deal with France, I'll deal with Prussia." England said.
Hungary smiled, holding her frying pan just in case France decided to try anything.
"ve~ Prussia and France are acting really weird~"
"Well, let's go."
'Hopefully nothing bad happens…'
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This gym was different from the previous gym.
The walls in the beginning were beautifully carved.
Paintings mounted on the walls.
And two statue made of… was that gold?
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France looked at his reflection in the statue.
"Don't I look handsome?" he smiled at England who ignored him completely.
Prussia tapped the statue, hearing the soft sound it made.
"Dude, can we take this and sell it?"
"Prussia, that's stealing."
"aww, I'm just messing with ya, Engla- hic." Prussia and France giggled as they collapsed on each other.
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"Dear god, just put them back in their poke ball or something."
"I don't think that will cure them…" Japan said, watching the two on the ground as the giggled.
"haha! England is such a hic- worry hic- wort."
Prussia poked France's side, "yeah, England, you need to –hic- relax."
'If England-san was drunk…' Japan shivered, 'that would be…'
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Japan obtained a fresh water from the man by the statue.
He looked at France and Prussia, seeing them fall over each other while attempting to get up.
Prussia even grabbed England's tail when England refused to help them up, pulling him into the pile.
"ack! Stop that!" England struggled trying to get away from France and Prussia.
Prussia laughed, "come one England, loosen up."
Hungary and Italy sat a few feet away, Hungary mumbling something and smiling while Italy looked very confused.
'I wonder when they'll sober up?'
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England growled, "I said, let go!"
He punched France in the gut and elbowed Prussia in his ribs.
They fell to the ground groaning in pain.
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England growled, "are you sober now?"
Prussia groaned, clutching his stomach, "what the hell was that for?"
France glared at England from the floor, "that was rather rude."
"Fucking wankers." He turned around, stuck up his nose and walked away.
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"Prissy cat." Prussia muttered as France helped him up.
"He's always been a little catty."
"He's always been a little kitty you mean."
"You know how cats are. They love you one minute."
"and hate you the next."
"Hurry up!" England yelled from the hall.
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They stood at the… the… door? Wall? What the fuck is that?
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England sniffed at it, "honey?"
"Yes dear?" Prussia and France chimed in.
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Thwack
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Prussia and France clutched their heads, "that hurt…"
England poked at the thing, nearly jumping back when it jiggled.
"it…it… it's not sticky."
Italy poked it, "ve~ like jello."
Hungary poked it, "what's the point of this then?"
"um… we go through it."
Hungary and England turned to him with horror.
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"G-go through it? How do you get honey stains out?"
"It'll get in my hair!"
Japan laughed nervously, "Don't worry, it wont stain.. probably…"
"a-anyway, we should hurry." He walked through the honey, the wall stretching a bit before letting him though.
Japan waved from the other side of the wall, completely free of honey.
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"d-do we have to?" England asked, looking at the wall of honey again.
"Yes! So please hurry!"
Prussia smirked, thinking of a nice plan of revenge.
"oh England~" Prussia said, sneaking up behind the unsuspecting England.
England squeaked as he was thrown over Prussia's shoulder.
"w-wh… p-put me down!"
"hehe.." Prussia charged into the wall, going through it.
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England glared at Prussia over his shoulder, "put me down."
"Nah, I kinda like this."
England hit Prussia with his tail, "I mean it Prussia."
"You're really slow you know. I'll just carry you like this to help you out."
"… I don't have a clue as to what you are saying."
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Italy waved from the adjacent room, "ve~ Prussia! Hurry up!"
"kesesese, see England? We're gonna lose them if we keep arguing. Let's go."
"h-hey! Let me down! I'm capable of- Prussia!"
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The buttons pressed would open the gates blocking the giant honey walls.
Though… what was the point?
Anyway….
England had to be carried by Prussia whether he wanted to or not.
He was weak to the bug pokemons' attacks, and was not very helpful.
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Hungary poked at the honey wall again.
"Why doesn't it stick?"
"Ah…."
"ve~ we're done right?"
Japan healed his pokemon up with a fresh water, and gave Prussia some lemonade.
"Yes, Burgh is the gym leader."
Prussia put England down, "alright, let's kick some butt."
They walked up the purple stairs, meeting Burgh at the top.
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"Thanks again for your help."
"ah, it was nothing."
Burgh laughed, "my bug pokemon are scurrying with excitement about getting to battle with you."
England shivered, "this entire place is covered with honey. Who knows how many bugs are in here… how unsanitary…"
'Now that you mention it….'
Burgh winked, "Let's get straight to it!"
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~battle skip~
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Burgh laughed, scratching his head in embarrassment.
"aww… I lost."
He smiled, "whatever! Losing to you doesn't bug me because you are a-MAZ-ingly strong!" He laughed, and pulled out a badge from his pocket.
Handing it to Japan, he smiled.
"This is the Gym Badge! You beat m, so it's yours!"
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[Kiku received the Insect Badge from Burgh.]
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"It's the Insect Badge! It's insectible—I mean, incredible!"
"heh heh. Insectiable…"
England shook his head, "I cant wait to leave."
"If you have three badges, Pokemon up to lv 40 will obey you, including traded pokemon."
"Japan, it's only three badges, yet the max level for pokemon to obey is 40? That doesn't make sense…"
"People tend to trade higher pokemon so…"
"What was that?"
"Nothing!"
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"Because I'm a generous guy, I'll also give you this."
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[Kiku obtained a TM 76 Struggle Bug!]
[Kiku put the TM76 in the TMs and HMs Case]
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"Okay, the name is weird."
"Struggle bug also lowers the Sp. Atk of the target that was damaged."
"They do?"
"You didn't know Japan?"
"I never bothered to use the tm." (Tba- I don't have/don't use bug types on my team(s))
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"I'm the best guy to tell you, it's the little things that count!"
France nodded, "yes, especially in a relationship."
"….um… France-san?"
"well let's go before his horrible fashion sense rubs off on us shall we?"
France pushed them out of the place, laughing loudly for some reason.
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As soon as they left, the xtransciever started to ring.
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Japan turned it on, as the gang gathered around to see who was calling.
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Ukraine's face was shown on the screen along with Japan's.
"Hey there! Where are you now?"
"We're in front of the gym."
"could you do me a favor? Let's have a pokemon battle!"
"A battle?"
"Iris has trained me, and I've become a little stronger. I should be able to protect my own pokemon now."
"Alright Ukraine-san."
"let's meet at the gate to route 4!"
"we'll be there soon."
"OK, see you later!"
"Bye Ukraine-san."
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Japan turned the transceiver off, "alright everyone. Let's get healed up first and then have a battle with Ukraine-san."
"I'm not a fan of fighting with women Japan." France said.
"we're not really fighting Ukraine-san. Just her pokemon,"
"well, I suppose if no one's going to get hurt…" England mumbled.
"don't worry, everything will be fine."
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They healed up at the pokemon center, stocked up on a few more things like soda pop, lemonade, and fresh water, as well as tea for England, and headed to route 4.
Lots and lots of tea…
So much tea…..
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Okay, the person doing the walk through got a liberty pass and went to get victini.
Tba-…I'm so jealous. Damn I wanted a victini. Grrrrrrr…..
Anyway, it's long gone. *sigh* So yeah… it ended like that.
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Tba- I think bathroom signs are ridiculous.
England-… dare I ask why?
Tba- cause… The men's is blue and either not wearing anything, or wearing pants.
And the women's is pink and has a dress or skirt on.
See, I don't wear dresses, or skirts. And I don't like the color pink either.
England- yes, but… wait… um…
Prussia- Oh yeah. Few weeks ago, we went out and saw something. Tell him.
Tba- so there are these two kids playing around. And me and Prussia pass by them. There's one dressed pretty much completely in pink. Pink jacket, pink beanie hat, pink gloves, pink sneakers, and a freaking pink scooter! And blue pants, thank god. I think I was going to die from all the pink.
England- well, pink pants aren't all that common.
Tba- and the other kid is wearing a blue jacket, blue pants, blue beanie hat, blue gloves, blue sneakers and a blue scooter.
Prussia- take a guess who was a girl.
England-…
Tba- really. That's just ridiculous.
Prussia- then again, you do like blue better than pink so-
Tba- Blue is my favorite color. Pink is… ugh. *eye twitch* then again, since I'm a female, I'm supposed to like pink. … I heard in some other countries.. it's switched/ You know, pink for dudes.
France- flaunting Tba's pink scarf* Well, only a real man can pull off pink.
Tba- for the record, that scarf was a gift… when I was five.
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England- by the way, since we're discussing children… how do pokemon have eggs?
Tba-… magic!
England-….
Tba- ask the day care people. But considering they 'don't know how it happened', or are refusing to tell you because the game character is about 10-yrs old. Well….
Japan- well, there was that special event… but…
Prussia- no no no! You see, a giant stork comes and-
England-… stork?
Tba- Prussia, we've been over this. Babies are not made in factories and shipped by storks! (though I have played a game with that…. Don't judge me.)
Prussia-… what? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
Tba- yep. France actually wasn't that bad as a military-*France puts hand over Tba's mouth*
France- NO! THEY KNOW TOO MUCH! *whisper* and now I'll have to…
England- …. What?
France- dragging Tba away* Pay no attention to the delusional Author who is definitely incorrect about French history! …Or the fabulous and beautiful French man dragging her away!
England- w-wait! Don't drag her away! *runs after them*
Prussia- *depression corner* I…lied to west…
Gilbird- *lands on Prussia's head* piyo piyo! *pats Prussia*
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TBA~