Hey everybody! It's me, Hatenko, here to recap our crazy show. Well, last episode, Bobobo and the gang roamed around Hakimora Academy, and Bobobo had a soda and pop rocks and went flying through a classroom. That's when they met up with old friend, Heppokomaru! Aww, look at him. He's cute when he's mad. Anyways, they learned the most shocking thing since Britney Spears's 2007 MTV Awards performance. Heppokomaru didn't want to fight anymore! This made everyone so sad that Beauty looked like she was about to eat for comfort. Anyways, they then became locked in a dark hallway, with Ichigo being locked in the normal school hallway, not being able to help his friends. In the darkness, they met Yoni, who had an army of teenagers possessed by her side and ready to attack Bobobo and the group! Will Bobobo be able to defeat Yoni or will her minions dispose of them once and for all?
Episode 13: Ready to Dance! Wait, we have no Chance!
"GET THEM MY MINIONS! HAHAHA! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW BOBOBO!?" Yoni laughed evilly as her possessed teenagers were pouncing at Bobobo!
"BOBOBO LOOK OUT!" Beauty cried.
"HANAGE SHINKEN: ANIMAL TRAINER!" Bobobo yelled as he was catching every teen that jumped at him with a giant net! "THEY'RE PEOPLE NOT ANIMALS IDIOT!" Beauty screamed in confusion.
"MEOW! MEOW!" Don Patch chirped to get Bobobo's attention. "Aw! Look at the little kitty! Isn't he cute?" Pokomi giggled, as Don Patch puured and caressed her leg.
"Pokomi! Don't touch it! IT MIGHT HAVE RABIES!" Softon cried, pulling Pokomi away.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!? DID THE AIR GO TO YOUR HEADS!?" Beauty screamed, done with the idiocity.
"HA! DIE!" Yoni laughed as maybe about 50 teens came their way! "Haha! Tea Parties are fun!" Patches giggled as she handed Pokomi a small cup of tea, and she passed it around to Softon and Bobobette.
"GUYS! THIS IS NO TIME FOR PARTIES! GET SERIOUS!" Beauty yelled. "AH! MY TEA!" Patches cried as the teens pounced them all to the ground and busted Patches' tea pot. "I warned you!" Beauty said.
"GRR...THAT WAS A PART OF A SET! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BABYSITTING I HAD TO DO TO GET THAT!? AND YOU BROKE IT!" Patches growled with fire in her eyes. "And do you know how many times I've had to waste my time playing dress up with her to get money from her to buy that table?" Bobobette said with boxing gear on, ready to fight.
"WHAT!? HOW ARE YOU MAD ABOUT THE BROKEN TEA SET? ITS YOUR FAULT THAT IT BROKE ANYWAYS!" Pokomi yelled.
"BUT YOU WERE IN ON IT TOO!" Beauty yelled. "You are all idiots! Let's kick it up a notch to people that you catch hurt!" Yoni laughed, as many female students approached them with evil in their eyes. "Please! You think that's gonna stop me? I myself am a girl and its gonna be a girl fight in here!" Bobobette laughed as she was ready for the female body of students.
"HANAGE SHINKEN: VOLLEYBALL SPIKE!" Bobobette yelled as her afro turned into a giant volleyball, and Patches spiked her over the net and into the young women as if they were bowling pins! "What!? No way! How could you attack them like that!? You're not a woman at all, that's for sure!" Yoni gasped, not knowing what else to do.
"Ha. Now I've got you, Haha!" Softon laughed like a policeman in a crime scene.
"Now, any last words?" Softon said, with his fingers in the form of a gun and in a police outfit. "SOFTON! I ATLEAST THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD BE SANE ENOUGH TO NOT ENDURE THE STUPIDITY! I GUESS I WAS WRONG!" Beauty screamed in shock. "Welcome, Softon! You're part of the club!" Pokomi smiled innocently as she handed Softon a house key with a pink key chain that said 'The Bobo Club'!
"WHAT!? POKOMI, YOU'VE LOST IT TOO!?" Beauty screamed. Then the theme song for the 'Bad Girls Club' came on and Beauty became ecstatic.
Seven new bad girls enter the house to try and change their lives. But how came good come from the bad? Meet the Bad Girls...
Pokomi: The Loud-Mouth
Bobobette: The Hothead
Patches: The Primadonna
Softini: The Loner
Yoni: The Sharp-Shooter
Yaya: The Instigator
Beauty: The Ticking Time Bomb
"WAIT! HOLD THE PHONE! I'M APPART OF THIS NONSENSE TOO!?" Beauty cried out in confusion and annoyance.
"Hey! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!? I'D BE HAPPY TO EVEN BE HERE IF I WERE YOU! SO SHUT THE-"
"GET REAL! LIKE I'D EVER BE ON A REALITY SHOW WITH YOU IDIOTS! NOW GET READY FOR MY REAL POWER!" Yoni screamed as she threw hair at Bobobo.
"EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE"S BALD!" Pokomi cried in disgust, seeing the bald woman with tattoos on her head! "That's nasty. Who has tattoos on their scalp?" Bobobo wondered.
"Ha! This is my TRUE Shinken Style! TATTOO SHINKEN: INK WAVE!" Yoni yelled, getting the fight started for real!
"NO! BOBOBO!" Beauty cried, as Bobobo was playing around and swimming in the ink as she floated away.
"AH! BEAUTY! NO!" Bobobo cried as he used Don Patch as a rope and reeled Beauty onto the boat, which was Softon's head! "AH! WE'RE SITTING ON SOFTON!" Beauty cried. "Pokomi, can you be a dear and fight the old lady for mommy?" Patches smiled innocently to Pokomi. "...HELL NO! I'm not your made!" Pokomi said to Patches in a snobby tone, which made her angry.
"LISTEN HERE YOUNG LADY! YOU DON'T EVER SAY THAT TO ME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?" Patches screamed as she wooped Pokomi's butt numerous times as if she were a 2 year old in trouble. "OW! Y-YES MAME!" Pokomi cried in pain. "Ha! Come on, you may be a kid but I can feel your power. I wont hold back." Yoni smirked as Pokomi stood up, ready to fight.
Meanwhile in the halls of Hakimora Academy
"Oh great. I should've stayed and watched Bobobo through the doors. Now I'm lost. What am I supposed to do now? I guess I'll just wait for them here." Ichigo said as he sat his back on the walls.
Then a lean woman with flowing purple hair and lavender eyes and in a black gown walked past him, with a noticeably sinister look in her eyes. "Huh?" Ichigo said as he looked at the woman, who stopped and looked back at him. He had a bad feeling.
"A-Are you...Erin?" Ichigo wondered. "...Why does it matter to you?" the woman said as she lifted her finger towards the wall, which grew hands and wrapped around Ichigo!
"AH! WHA-WHAT'S HAPPENING!?" Ichigo cried as he sank into the wall as the woman laughed evilly.
"And by the way, yes I am." the woman said, revealing herself as Erin and then disappeared into nowhere.
Well anyways back to the battle with Yoni
"LET'S DANCE! TATTOO SHINKEN: CURSE SEALS!" Yoni yelled as ink came from her finger tips, hitting Pokomi's wand! Suddenly, her wand started to get electrical charges and sparked Pokomi's hand!
"OW!" Pokomi cried as she gripped her hand, which had blood dripping from it. "Pokomi! No! Are you alright!?" Bobobo cried, actually being serious and going out of his insane scenery.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Pokomi said.
"Good! NOW LET'S GO ON THE PATCHY TRAIN!" Bobobo laughed, as he took Pokomi on a freight train that went maybe 100 mph! "AH! BOBBO STOP!" Pokomi cried. "BOBOBO! YONI'S ABOUT TO ATTACK SO STOP PLAYING AROUND!" Beauty cried out.
"Ha! So, what does this little toy do?" Yoni wondered, as she held Pokomi's wand, which had black writing on it now due to her attack.
"Bobobo! I think she's planning something!" Beauty cried.
"I ALREADY KNOW THAT BEAUTY! STOP TELLING ME STUFF THAT I KNOW!" Bobobo yelled out in annoyance, however dressed as a captain of a ship. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!?" Beauty wondered in confusion.
"Do you still have to ask that question after all this time?" Softon asked, who was still a boat. "AH! YOU'RE A TALKING BOAT!" Beauty cried. "Hey where's Don Patch?" Bobobo wondered.
"HY-HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HY-HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Don Patch yelled, dressed as Tarzan and swinging in trees. "Why do I even waste my breathe?" Beauty wondered, with her head down and sweat dropping.
"Ha. Feel your OWN power! Tattoo Shinken: Backfire!" Yoni yelled as Pokomi's wand shot out electric bubbles!
"Wha!? She's got control over my wand!" Pokomi said in shock. "OH NO!" Don Patch cried, as the bubbles came towards them with full force! "NO! BOBOBO!" Beauty cried in fear of being defeated. "HANAGE SHINKEN: THE POWER OF NEEDLES!" Bobobo yelled, as his nose hairs turned into giant needles and popped all the bubbles in sight! "No way!" Yoni yelled. "AGH!" Bobobo cried as his nose hairs electrocuted him and he was burnt on the ground.
"Hahaha! I knew you couldn't have been that great! Now time for defeat!" Yoni yelled, as she lifted her hands for her final attack!
"NO! HAJIKE POWER! THE POWER OF DDR!" Don Patch yelled as the scene turned into a Dance Revolution keypad. "If you win, then we'll surrender! But if I win then I get to braid your hair!" Don Patch giggled like a 3 year old.
"WAIT! WHAT HAIR!?" Beauty and Pokomi screamed together.
"Fine! I'm an expert on this game!" Yoni accepted the challenge and stood on her board, ready to dance. The song was the Bobobo theme song, wild Challenger, with Bobobo himself dancing in the background.
"BOBOBO! HOW'D YOU GET IN THEIR!?" Beauty wondered. "Hahaha! I'm beating you!" Don Patch laughed, as his score was extremely long and Yoni's was only in the hundreds. "No! I can't lose to you idiots! I can't!" Yoni cried as her board busted, and Bobobo popped out of the TV screen and punched Yoni all the way into the sea of her ink attacks!
"NO!" she cried as the ink dissipated.
"YES! WAY TO GO BOBOBO!" Beauty smiled, but Don Patch turned into the devil and started beating her with a stick! "OW!" Beauty cried.
"WHAT ABOUT ME!? I MEAN IT WAS BECAUSE OF ME THAT WE BEAT HER NOT STUPID BOBOBO!" Don Patch yelled in jealousy.
"GRR! COME HERE! I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON, DON PATCH!" Beauty screamed out in rage with a random sword in her hands. "ME TOO! I"LL SHOW YOU STUPID!" Bobobo yelled as he joined Beauty in chasing Don Patch around the place.
Softon and Pokomi, however, helped all the teenagers get back to their classes safely and checked them for injuries. "No, Back to business." Bobobo said as Don Patch was a pretzel on a tree branch and Beauty was cooling off by hitting him as if he were a piñata.
"So, do any of you know how to get to the next level?" Bobobo asked the teenagers, who looked at him crazy.
"Up the elevator you 'Undercover Brother' wannabe!" a boy with pale skin, green eyes, thin, blond hair, and about 500 piercing said with an attitude. "LOK! DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT EVER YOUNG MAN DO YOU HEAR ME!?" Bobobette yelled as she slapped the boy so hard across the face that every piercing popped out of his head! "Thank you. Come on Bobobo." Beauty smiled as she pulled Bobobo into the elevator.
Now let's switch to the classroom, where our buddy Heppokomaru was sitting there in boredom as the teacher taught
Maybe that was a bad decision. I mean what if they really do need my help? But Bobobo's probably even stronger than he was before. I shouldn't be so worried. They've got it together. I hope they can handle it. No, I KNOW they can handle it. He thought as he looked out the window, as the rain poured down. Well anyways, Bobobo and Don Patch were just fighting in the cramped elevator as the group awaited their next foe.
"Can this thing go any slower!?" Bobobo yelled, punching the buttons so hard that the elevator began to go up and down like the Tower of Terror ride at MGM Studios!
"AH!" They all screamed.
"I think I'm gonna puke!" Pokomi cried.
"TOO LATE!" Softon yelled as he puked on the floor.
"EW! NOW IT STINKS! GET ME OUTTA HERE!" Beauty cried.
Bobobo and Don Patch just stood in the background, silent and looking like buddhas. Finally, the elevator stopped on their floor and they hopped out of the elevator as fast as possible! They landed in the school science lab.
"HAHAHA! Welcome Bobobo to my laboratory!" a squeaky, nerdy man's voice laughed in the air.
Who is this mysterious voice? Will Bobobo be able to defeat this unknown foe? What will fate bring to Ichigo? Is Heppokomaru decision to leave the group right? And where in the world are Namero and Hatenko? Find out in the next episode of Randori Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!
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N/A: Sorry guys. My computer just got fixed a few days ago. It was broken for about 2 ½ months and I had to install everything back on it first. I'll try to update in the next couple of days since I have no basketball games this weekend. It's Summer time so I'm aiming for about 10 episodes to come up before the end of Summer to get back on track from lost time but I'm not sure due to my sports schedule. I hope you all understand this. Thanx!