Chapter 14: Rough Start
Negi was so excited when he woke up… he woke up Konoka at the same time.
"You certainly are energetic this morning." said Konoka.
"No… no… that's too weird!" mumbled Beauty in her sleep.
"Oh no she's having that nightmare again." Sighed Konoka who began to yell, "Beauty wake up! Pro. Bobo-bo is not wearing a dress with some weird sun thing and Jelly guy!"
"What? Oh thanks!" said Beauty, "Well Negi you seem excited."
"I sure am!" said Negi, "Teachers have to go early for preparations!"
And so after Beauty checked to see if everything was all right and eating a breakfast of rice balls, Negi left for the train station with Chamo... Negi found that most of his students were there early too, little did Negi he was being watched by someone. After a while once all the students came and then Role Call was done with the students places in to groups:
Group 1: Rukia (Student Number 1), Sakura (Student 6), Hinata (student 11), Ino (student 17), and Orihime (student 30), got onto the train.
"This is going to be so much fun!" said Orihime.
"Out of my way! Ino-Pig!" yelled Sakura.
"You move forehead!" yelled Ino.
"Please stop fighting…" said Hinata quietly.
"You better than any of us knows that they won't stop." said Rukia.
This made Negi sweat drop of course.
Next was Group 2: Sango (Student 9), Shampoo (student 12), Kagome (Student 18), Chao (student 19), Satomi (Student 24), and Akane (student 28).
Chao, Satomi and Shampoo were selling meat buns.
"It on the house…" said Shampoo.
"No thanks I had some rice balls for breakfast." said Negi.
"That little…" said Akane.
"Calm down Akane… we know how much you hate Shampoo." said Kagome.
Next time was group 3: Ryoko (student 14), Chiyo-Chan (student 20), Yomi (student 25), Tomo (student 27) and Ayeka (student 29).
"All right let's go on an adventure!" yelled Tomo.
"Tomo, seriously, you need some Ritalin." said Yomi.
"You demon!" yelled Ayeka, "Planning to fight on the train."
"Yeah right… we knew what happened last time!" yelled Ryoko.
Then was Group 4: Momoko H (student 2), Ichigo (student 5), Momoko A (student 6), Usagi (student 16), Megumi (student 21) and Tia (doesn't have a number).
"Negi… I have to warn you that if there might be a mamodo battle while we're there." said Megumi.
"Yeah." said Tia.
"I hope not…" said Negi.
"I ate too many meat buns." sighed Ichigo.
"Then can I have the left over?" asked Usagi.
Then was Group 5: Nami (student 3), Beauty (student 8), Konoka (student 13), Robin (student 23) and Vivi (student 31).
"Oh Nami I might need to talk to you later." said Negi.
"About what?" said Nami.
However there was something off.
"Where's group 6?" said Negi.
"Um Negi." said a voice.
Then Group 6 showed up and they were half the size of the other groups:
Yomiko (student 4), Setsuna (student 15) and Milfuelle (student 22).
"Evangeline and Chachamaru didn't come because of her curse and they were in our group, what are we going to do?" asked Setsuna.
"Maybe we should spilt you guys into the groups that only have 5 members." said Negi, "Orihime, Chiyo-Chan and Beauty can you come here?"
Orihime who the group leader of Group 1, Chiyo-Chan who was group leader for Group 3 and Beauty who was leader for Group 5 walked over.
"Yeah?" asked Orihime.
"We need to split up group 6…" said Negi.
"Milfuelle can come to our group!" said Orihime.
"And we can take Yomiko." said Chiyo-Chan.
"I guess that means we would take Setsuna." said Beauty.
Konoka who heard this become happy, "Oh Se-Chan, we're in the same group." said Konoka.
Setsuna only bowed and walked away.
"I wonder what that was about." said Beauty.
"I have no idea…" said Negi.
Shortly after the train departed and telling the students that they should be safe (which ended ironically with Negi getting hit by a lunch box cart)… the ride seemed fairly normal…
"Come on lets it's time to D-d-d-duel!" yelled Tomo.
"No…" said all of her classmates.
"But why?" said Tomo.
"Because I don't think any of us know how to play Duel Monsters." said Yomi.
"That's and the fanfic writer doesn't like Yu-Gi-Oh…" sighed Beauty.
"But I want to D-d-d-duel!" yelled Tomo.
"Too bad…" said Yomi.
"But I really want to D-d-d-duel!" yelled Tomo.
After several whacks in the head later…
"Okay… I no longer want to D-d-d-duel." said Tomo.
"Stop saying it like that…" sighed Beauty.
"Hey I brought some snacks!" said Momoko A taking out a box.
She opened it and it had a frog, which jumped out scaring quite a few girls… not only that but more and more frogs showed up.
"What just happened?" yelled Chiyo-Chan crying.
"There, there Chiyo-Chan." said Milfuelle hugging her.
"It must have been magic where they came from!" yelled Tomo.
"Magic right…" said Yomi sarcastically… mostly to hide it from Konoka who might have heard things.
"But…" said Tomo.
"Oh no Shizune fainted!" said Rukia.
"Okay Sakura! Take care of Shizune!" said Negi.
"But Negi look at her!" said Ino.
Sakura was currently in the fetal position.
"She's afraid of frogs." said Ino with a sweat drop.
"Okay! Nami I need your help!" yelled Negi.
"Why me?" said Nami with a sweat drop.
Negi lead Nami to place on the train where no one was around along with a quick explanation.
"What do you mean a crazed magical group has it out for 3-A?" said Nami with a sweat drop.
"That's right and we think the frogs were sent by them!" said Chamo.
"Then why did you ask me?" asked Nami.
"Because right now your Brother's only partner!" said Chamo.
"I see…" said Nami with a sweat drop.
"Oh no! I lost the letter!" said Negi.
"What?" said Chamo.
"Oh wait! It was just in a different pocket." said Negi.
"Don't' do that!" said Chamo.
"It's a good thing too…" said Negi but that's when a bird flew in and grabbed the letter.
"Oh no!" yelled Negi.
"We have to get it back!" said Chamo, "That means you too!"
"Fine…" sighed Nami.
Both Negi and Nami with Chamo on Negi's shoulder chased after the bird.
"It's not alive! I think it's Onmyou God!" said Chamo.
"A what?" said Nami.
"It's traditional Japanese Magic… it's paper, not alive… it's a paper golem. Brother do you have a wand on you?" asked Chamo.
"I do! And I've learned a few tricks after my fight with Evangeline!" said Negi taking out a small wand that resembled Saturn.
He was about to perform a spell when he ran into the lunch box cart.
"Nami go get it!" yelled Chamo.
"I'm on it!" said Nami.
Nami continued to chase the bird when she saw a figure.
"Who's that?" she thought.
That's when she saw the figure take out a sword and slice the bird in half, turning it into paper… she also recognized the person.
"Setsuna?" she said as Setsuna picked up the letter.
That's when Negi showed up.
"Hold it right there!" he said, "Wait? Setsuna?"
"Is this yours? I found it on the ground…" said Setsuna handing him the letter, "Here… be more careful with it… especially when we get to Kyoto."
"Thanks!" said Negi as Setsuna walked away.
Nami slapped him light in the head.
"What was that for?" yelled Negi.
"Sorry, force of habit, but look over there!" said Nami pointing where the two pieces of paper that once was bird were.
"It flew right to here…" said Nami.
"I think she might be a spy from Kansai!" said Chamo.
"Not another one… first Evangeline and now Setsuna! Why are my students turning into enemies?" sighed Negi.
"Nami you should keep an eye on her!" said Chamo.
"Me, I'm just a normal girl!" said Nami.
"That why she would wouldn't be expecting you!" said Chamo, "You're seemingly one of the most normal girls in class… though I do have to admit your not one of most innocent…"
"Let's all keep an eye on her! Okay!" said Negi.
"Okay!" sighed Nami.
"alright." said Chamo.
"Okay, so it's agreed." said Negi.
And so the rest of the train ride was uneventful, unless you count Tomo trying to get someone to "D-d-d-duel" her again, even the beginning of the trip… that is until the class got to the Jiju Shrine, a shrine poplar with women at predicating love… when the group got to the famous love stones.
"It's said that if someone can go from of the stones to the other with your eyes closed then your dreams of love will come true." said Robin.
"Really?" said Sakura and Ino, "Sasuke!" they thought happily.
"Honestly you two how could you like that guy? He's an…" said Rukia.
"Don't bad mouth Sasuke!" yelled both.
Both glared at the other.
"So your going to it… Piggy!" said Sakura.
"Are you going to do it forehead?" asked Ino.
And so the tow began to race to the other stone with their eyes closed.
"Okay! Everyone! Who's going to get there first? Sakura or Ino?" called Nami, "Place your bets now!"
"50 yen on Ino!" said Ichigo.
"I'll place 100 on Sakura!" said Momoko A.
And the two raced and midway though… they collapsed in a pit… filled with… Dun dun dun! Frogs!
"Ewww more frogs! Get me out of here!" yelled Ino.
She then saw Sakura in a fetal position.
"But get Sakura out first!" said Ino.
Negi and Hinata helped the two out, while Negi was doing so he noticed that Setsuna was watching them.
"She watching us…" said Negi to Chamo.
"Hey come on let go the Otowa Water Fall." said Beauty.
"And forget about the frogs!" said Sakura.
The class got down the water.
"So Yomiko! Which si which again?" asked Orihime.
"Well from the right is Health, Wisdom and Love!" said Yomiko.
All the girls who were in love with someone (and weren't dating them) were in line to get some of the water of Love however.
"Stop!" said Ryoko, "I have a funny feeling about that water.
"So I trust your going to be the tester?" said Ayeka.
Ryoko began to drink some then cheered "All right!", all the class knew what it meant.
"Great… it's alcohol…" they said.
"What?" said Negi as Ryoko began to drink more and more of the water, Negi saw there was booze being pumped in to it.
"That's a space pirate for you…" said Rukia with a sweat drop.
"That demon…" muttered Ayeka.
Thankfully Ryoko was the only one in the class to get drunk and she had the ability to sober up in a heartbeat so it didn't matter.
Later that night when they got to the hotel, Negi was sighing about what happened…
"Tyo still think that Setsuna is a spy… right?" said Nami walking up to him.
"Yeah!" said Negi.
"Well I just remembered that Konoka and Setsuna were very close when they were kids." said Nami.
"Really?" said Negi.
"Wait Konoka grew up here… and that means…" said Chamo.
"I found it!" said Negi who found the class roster and found something interesting… it mentioned her sword style the Kyoto Shinmei Style.
"I knew it, just like Konoka! She's from Kyoto!" said Chamo, "Then that means she's a spy from the Kansai Magical Association!"
"Excuse me Negi." said Shizuna, "The teachers are going to take a bath now."
"Oh, okay…" said Negi.
"Okay, you're free after you take your bath… right?" said Negi.
"Yeha…" said Nami.
"Okay, we'll meet later." said Negi.
Negi went to take a bath while Nami met up with her group, not too long later, she, Konoka, Beauty and Vivi were going to take a bath.
"Did you guys hear a tone of racket just now?" asked Konoka.
The other three shook their heads no.
And so they went into the dressing room… and that's when… the monkeys attack! Well it was more like Monkeys trying to strip them of what ever clothes they had!
"Why are the monkeys attacking us!" yelled Beauty.
That's when Negi, Setsuna and Chamo came into the room wearing towels.
"What's going on?" said Negi trying to look away."
"What are you adman dirty monkeys don't to Konoka!" yelled Setsuna, "I'll slices you up!"
"Don't hurt the monkeys!" yelled Negi.
"Is that a real sword?" yelled Beauty in shock.
That's when one of the monkeys stole Setsuna's towel distracting her and all the other monkey kidnapped Konoka.
"What are those monkeys doing!" yelled Beauty.
"This way weird." said Vivi with a sweat drop
Everyone watched as Setsuna ran over the monkeys slicing them up which turned tem into paper and save Konoka.
"They turned into paper!" shouted Beauty.
"Thank Se-Chan." said Konoka.
Setsuna began to blush, then dropped Konoka and ran off.
"What's going on?" asked Nami, "I guess she's not a spy after all she thought."
"So Konoka… what's going on?" asked Beauty.
"I guess I should tell you guys…," said Konoka.
With several mysteries appearing who know what would happen next.
Next Time: Konoka is kidnapped... by a mysterious woman... in a monkey suit... um... okay... Now it's up to Negi, Setsuna and Nami to save her. What will happen? Find out next time!
A/N: In a couple chapters I'm planning to have a new version of the Kiss Negi Games... it should be noted that all the girls are aware what their doing... I also won't go into detail how it gets started... there's a reason why I'm saying this now... I have yet to choose what girl wins, so there's going to be a vote... and I know there haven't been much reviews but... please if one of the girls is from anime you like or you like the character... please vote, if there are no votes then I'll choose the winner, here's the candidates.
Group 1:
Hinata: my favorite Naruto character, other than I don't' have a reason
Orihime: She needs some screen time... either way she will for the story
Group 2:
Sango: Well it was either her or Akane... decided to go with Sango.
Shampoo: I can't stop filling her into Ku Fei's role... really! I can't stop!
Group 3:
Yomiko: If she wins I'm thinking about giving her the Diarium Ejus if she wins... it suits her.
Yomi: Really only there to make sure that Tomo does not participate (there will be a future a recurring gag where Tomo wants to be Negi's partner for the cool powers but no one else wants her to get one out of fear)
Group 4:
Momoko A: I think you know why...
Ichigo: Due to her situation, she has the least screen time of the Magical Girls
Group 5:
Beauty: If she wins I plan to give something off the wall... just like the anime she came from.
Vivi: I have to say this... because Nami already has one, I don't want another One Piece girl to get however... due to certain reasons she's a candidate (it was literally either her or Robin... went with Vivi).
Unless there's over whelming votes to change one of the girls those are the candidates... choose who you want...