So I suddenly inspired for this chapter when I was watching Gossip Girl, which is like my favorite show ever, and I was like OMG Blake Lively would've played a better Rosalie than Nikki Reed. No offense to Nikki, I mean she did a pretty amazing job, but Blake would be better. Anyway, enough rambling.

Rose and Alice and Emmett had just finished watching the newest episode of Gossip Girl, when Emmett suddenly had an idea. Katy Perry please save us.

Emmett: Let's pretend to be the Gossip Girl cast!!!!! Dibs on Serena!!!

Rosalie: Emmett, in case you haven't noticed, you're a boy. Besides I want to be Serena, seeing as I look more like her anyway.

Alice: But I want to be Serena! Besides Rose, you act more like Blair.

Rosalie: Fine, Blair is prettier anyway.

Alice: Yay! I get to be Serena!

Emmett: But who do I get to be?

Rosalie: Why don't you be Chuck, he's a womanizer just like you.

Emmett: I AM NOT A WOMENIZER!!! Besides, Chuck is icky.

Rosalie: Jeez Em, I was just kidding, take it down an octave.

Emmett: I want to be Nate then. He's a hunk.

Edward: No way, I get to be Nate.

Jasper: And I call dibs on Dan.

Emmett: That just leaves me with Jenny, Chuck, and Nate's black girlfriend. I don't want to be any of them!

Bella: I call Nate's black girlfriend then, so I can still be with Edward.

Emmett: You two make me sick.

Twiggy: I totally want to be Jenny. So I guess you're stuck with Chuck. Tough luck Em.

Emmett: Life sucks. WAIT!!!! I want to be Gossip Girl!!!

Rosalie: You know Gossip Girl is actually a 45 year old man right? Probably.

Emmett: You mean she isn't the sexy girl from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Alice: Nope. Totally a 45 year old man.

Emmett: Well I'd rather be Gossip Girl than Chuck.

Esme: Emmett, honey, I get to be Gossip Girl. I'm sorry but you're going to have to be stuck with Chuck.

Emmett: FML! FINE! I WILL BE CHUCK BUT I WILL NOT BE HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!

Alice: That is so totally something Chuck would say, and then he would sleep with Blair.

Emmett: Oh yeah! I forgot Chuck and Blair slept together!!! That means I can still sleep with Rose…I mean Blair! Cause I get to be Chuck! Yippeeeeeeeee!!! But I am not wearing those weirdo outfits he wears…that's where I draw the line!

Alice: Buts that against the rules. The rules are you have to act exactly like the character otherwise you have to go bra shopping with Twiggy. Unless you break the rules Twiggy, then you have to watch reruns of Star Trek.

Twiggy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Esme: (She's doing a voice over) Noted: Twiggy hates Star Trek, and E&R have already been spotted having a heated make out session. What will Forks most famous vampires be spotted doing next? XOXO Gossip Girl

Jake: Yes I know…This is getting annoying having me pop up randomly, but we must dance to some obscure song that will become a chart topper because it was on Gossip Girl...So DANCE sexy people DANCE!!!

And they danced because no one argues with Jake's logic, because for once it made actual sense. :-O

OMG I FREAKING LOVE GOSSIP GIRL!!!! Now review otherwise Gossip Girl will put a mean glog (gossip blog for all you people who actually have a life) up about you and ruin your life. Ha.