This is so weird. Literally not to long ago this app would even let me fricken type and now it's working for fine. Wtf? I don't even know. Anyways, HERES THE NEXT ONE SHOT SNAKS. ITS FINALLY SUMMMMERRRRRRR WOOOOOP!

Uh also just so u know, this is retyped and just a completely different story line because my first one was deleted. Ugh. Dang ok. Welp, hopefully it doesn't suck too badly.

Dm:4 year old Peter is the biological child of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts and he says the darndest things. iamKhrfan123

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"Peter! Tony! Come in here for lunch!" Pepper yelled as she finished their meal. Small feet could be heard bounding on the floor along with big ones following close behind, and high pitches giggles.

"Peter, no! Get back here!" Tony scolded as he chased the small boy.

"No!" Peter yelled and laughed back.

"Hey, you two what's going on…" Pepper paused when she realized why Tony was yelling at Peter to come back. He was covered from head to toe with paint and getting it everywhere. He was also not wearing a shirt.

"Peter! No honey you need to stop," Pepper lightly scolded. Peter frowned apparently oblivious to what he was doing, and kept running.

"Why?"

"Because you're making a big mess. Remember, we don't like messes bambino," That got Peter to stop as Tony squatted down to Peters height to tall to him. "How about this, we can play after lunch ok?"

"B-But the toys will be lonely and will want food too," Peter frowned and poked out his lip. I look of love crossed his parents eyes as they saw how pure he was.

"Awe baby, it's ok. How about you take a bath with your toys now and bring one to eat with later. Does that sound like a good idea?"

Peter put on a thinking face that could only be seen as adorable as he decided if that was ok.

"Yeah! Now dey won' be lonely!" Pepper smiled.

"Yeah, hunny. Now daddy's going to go give you a bath, pick out 3 toys to take with you and I'll set the table ok?"

"Ok mommy!" Peter smiled widely and ran back to his room quickly while holding out his arms and making plane noises.

"Wait for me bambino!" Tony yelled as he ran after him down the hallway, but not before kissing Pepper on the cheek.

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"Daddy look! An elephant!" Peter cheered in his adorably high pitched voice. The Starks has decided to go to the zoo that day as a reward for Peter learning how to do addition and subtraction.

Tony smiled, "Yeah, buddy it is! Look at his long trunk!" Peter smiles widely as he held onto the fence as his dad supported him up. After about 5 minutes they choose to move on to a different animal, this Time Pepper is carrying peter.

"Hey bug, which animal do you wanna see next?"

"Spiders!" Peter cheered loudly.

Tony and Pepper froze. Spiders?

"Are you sure you wanna see Spiders next Bunny?" Tony asked slowly with a quizzical look crossing his features. Peter just smiled nervously and nodded, putting his thing in his mouth.

"Hey don't do that Pete, we can get you something to eat when we are done," Pepper lightly scolded and pushed Peter's thumb out of his mouth.

Soon enough the headed to the Arachnid exhibit.

On the way there, Peter was getting upset visibly as he looked around. Pepper was the first to notice.

"What's wrong honey?" She asked tenderly.

"The animals locked up! Some of them all awone and no famiwy!"

The parents couldn't help but coo at Peter.

"Hey, hey, it's ok. The animals here are treated very well and lots of people love them lots. They are here to show us things we never would of seen otherwise and they can help us learn more about the animals."

Peter's slightly glassy eyes looked up into his fathers.

"They no hurt? Promise?"

"I promise kiddie. Now let's go see some spiders," Tony then poked Peter's nose making him giggle.

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"It's ok baby, just get it all out," Tony coaxed as the rest of Peter's dinner finished coming back up. Peter felt awful after dinner. Maybe from eating too much or too many sweets, he doesn't know but he does know that he feels awful now.

"Daddy it hurts," Peter cried as his stomach cramped over the toilet bowl. His forehead was glistening with sweat and his cheeks were red and stained with tear tracks.

"It's ok Bambi, it's ok. Just get it out and it'll feel better."

About five minutes later, Peter was done and feeling much better. Pepper had come in soon after and placed a cold towel on Peter's head and whispered calmly into his ear to calm him down.

"How ya feeling baby?" Pepper asked as Peter head rested on her chest as she held him.

"No good," Peter replies as he harshly swiped at his eyes. He was leaning heavily on Pepper as he began to feel his tiredness settle in. "Mommy, my tummy still huwts. The monsters got me," Peter moaned in pain as another cramp got to his stomach. Tony ran his fingers through Peter's sweaty brown locks and lasted a kiss on his forehead.

"The monsters will be gone soon I promise."

Peter looked up at his dad with a slight look of pain. "Monsters will be gone? You promise?"

Tony smiled softly, "I promise Bambi."

That night Peter got to sleep in his parents room in the middle of them held protectively by his parents who loved him dearly.

"Mommy, Daddy?" Peter asked quietly as he snuggled into his moms comfort.

"Yeah baby?"

"If the monsters leave, where will this go? Even the bad monsters deserve a home," Peter states sadly.

The parents cooed their innocent child. He was too pure for this world.

"Well, your monsters often go to other people, which isn't much fun but I promise they will come back, hopefully not soon, but they will," Tony chuckled and Pepper smiled and kissed Peter's head.

"I love you so much baby, you know that right?" Pepper said quietly to Peter.

"I love you too mommy, you too daddy."

"I love you more Bambi," Tony smiled.

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So um- I'm going to a band camp for 2 weeks. No electronics. And then after that I'm going to marching band camp which is 10 hours a day of pretty much exercise and torture. But um….yeah- my birthday is in two days… I will try to get a story up by then ANYWAYS I LOVE U ALL MUAH MUAH BYEEEEE