Hanai POV

"Um, Abe...a word for a minuet?" I pulled Abe aside, already freaking out inside since this was not something I wanted to talk about.

"Yeah? What is it?" Abe responded with a raised eyebrow.

"You and Mihashi uh... should...well...try to resist being um... intimate while we're at camp...because it's probably an unnecessary distraction for...well pretty much the whole team..." I said awkwardly.

Abe eyes widened and his face clouded with embarrassment, "Wh-what?"

I cleared my throat, "I...well, I heard you this morning...and, while its none of my business, I just don't think training camp is the proper time for...that." It would've been hilarious to see Abe turn bright red, if it weren't already so damn awkward having this conversation.

"Y-you heard...what exactly?" He asked with a gulp.

"Everything." I answered, biting my lip, "So, uh, yeah, I don't think you want everyone in camp hearing that..."

"Okay...I got it..." Abe said, then we shared an awkward silence, following up with Abe asking, "Isn't it weird for you to be talking to me about this?"

"Incredibly weird." I answered with a nod, "But, it seems that it would be weirder for you and Mihashi to be interrupted by Tajima or Momokan every morning while at camp..."

"Good point..." Abe crossed his arms, "So are you like disgusted with us or anything like that now?"

"Well...its odd...but I don't think its disgusting...would probably be worse if you guys hated each other." I responded with a shrug. "But anyway, keep your hands to yourselves if you can...at least until camp is over."

"We'll keep that in mind, Captain." Abe smirked, "Thanks for the tip."

"R-right, well uh...why don't you get back to whatever you're doing." I gestured him off, taking a few deep breaths; thank god I had gotten that over with. I mean, I wasn't usually the type to tell people how to deal with their relationships, but I did not want to imagine how embarassed our battery would be if, say, everyone in the team had heard what I did this morning.

"What's goin' on, Asuza?" I jolted when Tajima jumped me.

"Don't call me that!" I growled instantly.

Tajima grinned, ever the playful one, "What's goin' on? What'd you say to Abe?"

"None of your business." I responded.

"Did you tell him to stop laying out Mihashi in the morning?" Tajima said with pervy look. Tajima knew too? "I was awake this morning too."

"Yeah, ok. I just told him-"

"Not to be so loud?" Tajima asked, cutting me off.

I narrowed my eyes, "To not do anything while at camp if he can help it. You're such a pervert, Tajima."

Tajima just grinned in response. "I'm sure you don't mind." I blushed, and crossed my arms, looking away from him. "Anyway, it's not like it's that big of a surprise, they totally belong together." That much was probably true.