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"Naruto" -normal speech

'Stupid idiots' - thoughts

"Oy gaki listen to me" -demon speech

'stupid ningen'-demon Thoughts

*thunder* -action

"Yo baka" Animals translation/speech

"Check out Bluebirds from Naruto watch?v=48hWGEbBVjw." -Dawson whitford 2016 ( my friend and my alpha reader)

Naruto X ?

A/N: I wont be able to update daily, I will try to though

*Story start*

"Hey Naruto, how did your talk to Gilda go?" Pinkie Pie asked him

"I did what I could." Naruto told her as her ate a cupcake.

Oh well. What can you do." Pinkie shrugged as they munched down on several cupcakes.

"Hey Pinkie, do you want to have an eating contest?" Naruto asked her as the pink pony.

"OH yeah?! Ill take you down." Pinkie told him as they started to inhale stacks of cupcakes

"You'll *Gulp* never *gulp* beat *Gulp* me in *Gulp* Eating!" Naruto stated as he crammed down numerous cupcakes.
"Oh Yeah?*Gulp* I * love *Gulp* sweets." Pinkie Pie added as she ate stacks of sweets.
*Several hours and thousands of sweets later*

"Urg, I *Burp* ... won!" Naruto told the pink pony as he burped.

"No *Burp* I won!" Pinkie told him as they tried to sit up with their massive stomachs.

"Rainbow Dash, who *Burp* won?" Naruto asked her as his stomach started to deflate.
"I don't know. I'm both disgusted and amazed at the same time." Rainbow Dash commented as they started to sit up.

"Hey Naruto, how does your stomach do that?" Pinkie asked Naruto

"Well everyone in my family absorbs food at a high rate. It increases our regenerative capability." Naruto told her as his stomach returned to normal.

"Oh, I wish I could do that. Oh the sugar rush is still on, I'm going to go and work this off." Pinkie told them as she disappeared in a cloud of sugar dust

"Pinkie Pie just keeps amazing me." Naruto beamed as he looked at the cloud of sugar dust.
"Hey did you hear that there is a new unicorn in town?"Misty Midnight(Oc) asked as they headed to the centre of Ponyville.

"Hey Rainbow Dash, can you tell the others about the new unicorn. Im going to try and locate Pinkie then head to Town centre." Naruto told her as he flexed him wings, and followed the sugar trail from the sky.

*Naruto*

"HEY PINKIE, I'VE GOT SOME BAGS OF SUGAR!" Naruto yelled as a pink sugar streak tackled him

"WHERE!? WHERE!? WHERE!?" Pinkie asked him as she lost all weight, but still tackled him with the force of a small truck.

"Its right here. Now can you get off me." Naruto asked her

"Why?"Pinkie asked him as she scooped out piles of sugar from the bag

"Well 1. I have to ask you something, and 2. I need to reset my bones." Naruto asked her as he snapped his shoulder into place

"Oh sorry. What did you want to tell me?" Pinkie apologized as she finished off the last of the sugar

"Pinkie, that was a 5 lb. bag of sugar. Anyway, apparently there is a new unicorn in town. She is currently preforming in the centre of town."

"How do you know?" Pinkie asked him as they saw an barrage of fireworks

"Thats a reason." Naruto told her as they shot off in a candy red-yellow streak

*Town square*"Greeting, I am the great and powerful Trixie!" she exclaimed as fireworks launched into the air.

"Such boisterous talk." Rarity stated as Naruto and Pinkie walked up

"That pony is so terrible." Naruto muttered as Twilight flinched as he said that.

"Some pony's have no control. She is being so over the top." Rainbow Dash confirmed.

"Oh do we have some non-believers in the audience?" Trixie asked as they looked at her

"Yeah, Ah could out do ya anyway." AppleJsck told her as she lassoed an apple off a tree and pulled it off

"Beat that!" AppleJack told her

"Well, the great and powerful Trixie can easily do what any simple pony can do." Trixie told them as she channeled chakra into AppleJacks rope and bound her on stage

"See, no-one can match the great and powerful Trixie!" She stated as Naruto untied Apple Jack and helped her off the stage

"Wow, the way she flaunts her power is simply terrible."Fluttershy whispered out as Twilight recoiled again.

"Hey Trixie, what makes you so great and powerful?" Naruto asked her as she scoffed

"Oh you non believer, Trixie is the strongest unicorn in all equestria. Trixie defeated the Legendary Ursa Major." Trixie told them as fireworks launched in the air and formed into a giant bear.

"Hmm, Ursa Major... Ursa Major... Ah here it is. "the Ursa Major is a giant mythical beast who is said to have fur like the night sky." Naruto read as he unsealed a book from his arm and read it off.

"Oh I think that we look for that Ursa and have Trixie take it down." Snips told Snails as they ran out into the forest to find the Ursa.

*Everfree Forest cave*

"Hey I can't see anything." Snips complained

"Don't worry, I got it." Snails told him as his horn sparked up and and Ursa face became visible.

"Uh Snips..." Snails asked him

"Yeah Snails..." Snips replied as they started to turn to the cave door

"RUN!" Snails yelled as they dashed out of the cave followed by an Ursa.

*Ponyville*

"Hey Naruto, what are you doing?" Pinkie asked Naruto who was siting in a hollowed out tree

"Im just connecting with nature." Naruto told her as his eyes widened as he looked over to the forest and say an Ursa.
"Pinkie, tell Twilight to prepare her magic because Im going to hold off the Ursa for as long as can." Naruto told Pinkie as he was covered with a golden skeletal aura with three heads six arms and six wings then flew to the Ursa.

*End*