Title: The Adventures of ATM: Love, Hate and Weapons of Mass Destruction
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus (not married in this story), Melina, DX, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton, John Cena, Cryme Tyme, The Hardyz, The McMahons, Maria, CM Punk, LAX, Britney Spears, the Kliq and various WWE and TNA wrestlers.
Summary: Shawn's troubled marriage gets media attention and ATM are ready to go to war but in the battle for true love will anybody be left standing? The Adventures of ATM continue.
Thirteen - The Open Door
TNA Headquarters, Universal Studios, 8am:
The door of Paparazzi Productions office was closed but Rebecca's eyes were slightly open and her head was killing her. She was literally hanging over the couch in the Big Sexy office waiting for Kevin Nash to get out of the shower and resume last night's sinful activities. Forcing her eyes open she saw Scott Hall lying back in a lazy chair flicking through the TV channels.
"Hey Scottie," she said expecting a warm greeting but none came, "I say hey Scottie," she said again but Razor just stared at the TV like she wasn't even there and in his mind, she wasn't. Together Nash, Hall and Jarrett had done every conceivable thing that a perverted mind would want to do to a woman and he wasn't prepared to talk about it in the clear blue morning light, unlike Double J who was already on the phone to Alex and Austin bragging about it and laying out all the finer details for Impact show next week. As much as he loved Rebecca and Shawn Scottie had to see this thing out, Kevin was his blood brother of nearly twenty years and he was convinced that he knew what he was doing. He never abandoned Kevin before and he wasn't going to anytime soon.
"You okay Becky?" Scottie asked still keeping his eyes on the TV.
Rebecca shrugged, "Yeah I guess, my head is killing me how much did I drink last night?"
Scottie laughed, "You didn't touch any alcohol, there's no liquor in this office because Big Kev doesn't drink, so how can you be hung over?"
Rebecca swung her legs around so she was facing Scottie and thought about his question; she didn't remember drinking either so why did she feel so terrible?
"Oh," she said soberly, "I know why I feel so bad," she said getting to her feet and swaying her hips seductively as she approached Scott Hall, "It was because my head kept banging against the side of the coffee table,"
Scott Hall looked up amazed at the woman he knew more intimately than he ever thought he would in the space of 24hrs, "Hey yo, relax will ya? You spent the whole night on your back don't you wanna rest a little before we start the party up again?" he asked her as she straddled his hips with her bare legs. Rebecca grabbed the TV remote and threw it across the room, she flicked her hair over her shoulder and pulled Hall's face close to her own and smiled.
"You don't tell me when to stop, I tell you when to stop," she said and Scottie was lost for words.
"You're amazing," he said mesmerized by her radiant beauty, "Shawn should have stayed home man, instead of going out there and telling VKM to SUCK IT, he should have been telling you to SUCK IT," he purred as Rebecca snapped his fly open.
"Rebecca stop!" Lita said after HBK super-kicked the door in and grabbed his wife and put Scott Hall's head through the TV screen, it was turned off fortunately for Razor Ramon.
"Scottie!" Nash cried coming out of the bathroom a towel around his waist and pulled HBK back by his ponytail and threw him down on the floor pinning him with his leg, "You okay brotha?"
"You know this is the best TV I've watched in a long time," Scott replied always able to see the humor in the worst of situations and this was right up there as one of the worst situations the Kliq had ever been in.
"Lita, Melina, Trish would you like to join in?" Nash asked ATM who were pulling Rebecca back by her flailing arms, "I think we're ready to start up again aren't we Rebecca?"
"No you're not violating my wife anymore get off me!" HBK said trying to get free but it was no good, Nash had him pinned like a note to a desk.
"Now is that anyway to treat a friend Kevin?" Sting said coming into the office and hitting Scott Hall in the ribs with his baseball bat while Shelton kicked Big Sexy in the face freeing HBK who tore off down the stairs carrying Rebecca over his shoulders while ATM and friends followed.
"Take care of business Shawn!" Christie Hemme called out as the RAW Superstars left Universal Studios.
"I always do!" HBK called back and the TNA wrestlers locked Nash, Hall and Jarrett in Paparazzi Productions office while Shawn took Rebecca to Paula White Ministries to save his marriage and reputation with no intention of leaving Florida until everything was back to normal.
Meanwhile at the McMahon-Helmsley Compound . . .
Britney Spears was in the kitchen with Dominic and Aaliyah Mysterio talking about WrestleMania 22 and Rey Mysterio's first ever World Heavyweight Championship victory while she made her favorite breakfast; fajitas and eggs with fruit covered pancakes.
The fajitas were for the Mysterios, Aaliyah climbed up on the counter while Dominic helped Britney chop up the tomatoes and peppers for the fajitas. The kitchen was quiet except for the sound of eggs breaking and milk pouring, mostly on the floor thanks to Aaliyah's small hands. Britney caught sight of the accidental spillage and put down her egg beater and took the milk away from the adorable mamacita.
"That's too much milk for you darling," she said taking Aaliyah Mysterio off the counter and putting her by the children's table with her son Sean Preston, Tamara Nash's son Tristen and Cheyenne Michelle, HBK's baby girl, "Why don't you stick with your friends instead huh? Look Hello Kitty, you like Hello Kitty?"
"Cuál es hola gatito?/what is Hello Kitty?" Aaliyah asked.
"Hola el gatito es un gato sin boca/Hello Kitty is a cat with no mouth," Cheyenne answered in Spanish and Aaliyah started crying and Britney frowned.
" Cheyenne why is she crying, was it something I said?" Britney asked Chey who nodded while taking Aaliyah in her arms.
"¿Cómo puede el gato beber la leche/How can the kitty drink milk?" Aaliyah asked through her tears.
Rey Mysterio came into the kitchen on hearing his daughter's cry and knelt down in front of Britney and apologized for his daughter's crying.
"Oh no Rey-Rey, I should apologize I just assumed all little girls liked Hello Kitty, silly me huh?" Britney said bashfully and Rey frowned looking at Cheyenne.
"¿Cuál es hola gatito?/What is Hello Kitty?" he asked Cheyenne.
"Hola el gatito es un gato sin boca/Hello Kitty is a cat with no mouth," Cheyenne answered and Rey's eyes opened wide, well as wide as could be seen under his luchador mask.
"¿Cómo puede el gato beber la leche/How can the kitty drink milk?" he answered and Britney scratched her head thinking his question sounded familiar.
"You guys excited about HBK wrestling against The Rock this year at WrestleMania?" he asked Sean Preston and Tristen Nash who were having a conversation about Hello Kitty too.
"So if Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth, how does she get people to buy her crappy stickers and stuff? Does she use sign language?" Tristen asked Cheyenne.
"Does that penguin she's always hanging around with interpret for her?" Sean Preston added and Cheyenne shrugged.
"I don't have all the answers, I'm not Jesus," she said.
"Well your Dad knows Jesus where is he?" Tristen asked Cheyenne who shook her head that she didn't know all she knew was that she missed him very much. She got out of her seat and headed for the McMahon-Helmsley video library to find her brother and his arch nemesis LC, the lil' assassin in training always who always made her feel better.
"Hey where's Chey going?" Vicky Guerrero asked coming into the kitchen with Shaul, Sherylin and Kaylee Marie.
"To find her father, she misses him so much, can I be honest with you about something?" Britney said pulling a lock of hair behind her ear shyly showing off her big gold hoop earrings. Vicky smiled at Rey-Rey who looked Britney up and down, noticing her sexy white flamingo skirt and bikini top subtly concealed behind her Betty Crocker kitchen apparel. Vicky was more interested in the wrap around gold sandals showing off her perfectly manicured toenails, this woman was no normal cook.
"What's on your mind mamacita?" Vicky asked Britney who leaned over to whisper in her ear but Vicky put her hands up defensively, "No-no, there are no secrets between me and Rey so out with it Britney what do you want to be honest with me about?"
Britney looked over at Sean and Tristen, "Would you guys mind following Cheyenne, I wanna talk to Mrs. Guerrero and Rey Mysterio," Britney said to Shaul and Sherylin who raised their eyebrows curiously, "Sean and Tristen go with them," she said and the boys pouted following the Guerreros out of the kitchen and up to the McMahon-Helmsley video library.
"What's up?" Rey asked Britney as the children left.
"I'm so excited about being the new celebrity Diva on RAW, I have so many ideas of how Vince and Stephanie McMahon can make HBK a star!" Britney said getting excited and Rey and Vicky looked at each other confused.
"But Shawn's already a star," Vicky said.
"Yeah he's a huge star," Rey added, "He's one of the most popular and successful WWE Champions of all time,"
"Yeah but he's not The Rock," Britney argued pulling up a children's chair and turning it backwards, "He's not Hulk Hogan, he's not even Stone Cold Steve Austin, I'm gonna bring him up to their level, I've got the money and power to do it too,"
Rey laughed and Vicky shook her head, "He's not like them mami, because he doesn't have to be: he's special," she reassured Britney who nodded that she understood, "No you don't understand, Shawn's what us Latino believers call el gusto unto, it means he's stands alone,"
"He's not interested in being like Austin or Rocky, he's happy just entertaining the fans and putting on the best show he can, this business is his life but he's not interested in the glamorous lifestyle some of the other guys have," Rey explained and Britney frowned confused.
"Why not?" she asked.
"Because he's a Christian," Vicky answered.
"Yeah so am I, I evangelize through my music," Britney said and Rey and Vicky exchanged cynical glances.
"Um how exactly do you evangelize through your music? In your last video you danced around half-naked in your underwear for four minutes and the last time you were in the press you left your panties at home with your baby boy," Mysterio said and Vicky laughed.
"I'm sorry I offended you but I'm not the type of girl that just goes out without her underwear on, it was just that one time," Britney explained.
"Okay mami," Vicky and Rey said at the same-time, "Look Britney it's great that you wanna help Shawn and get ratings up for RAW but don't come at us with this "I'm a Christian" stuff because you're not fooling anyone. Just be honest you're in this for the sex, you're hot for Shawn," Rey said and Britney laughed.
"Okay you got me, I am so hot for Shawn I can barely keep my legs closed," Britney said anxiously, "but I'm not a slut I can't just throw myself at him, I have to give him something he wants,"
"But he doesn't want to be a Hollywood celebrity," Vicky assured Britney who nodded taking it in; she really cared about what Vicky and Rey Mysterio thought, she knew how much they meant to HBK and his children and she wanted their approval before she made her move.
"He wants his wife and kids, that's all that really matters to him," Rey added and Britney sighed and put her plans to be the next Mrs. HBK on the shelf.
"Well then that's what he'll get," she said humbly, " and he'll get it with a cherry on top, you see I'm gonna make it sweet for him," she said with a wink and a smile touching a finger to her lips and lowering her voice, "If Rebecca won't listen to reason, I'll make sure she knows what she's missing out on, you guys listen up, good ol' Britney's got a plan to get Shawn and Rebecca back together, and it involves sex . . . live sex!"
Rey and Vicky looked at each other, "Live Sex on RAW?" they both said thoughtfully,they were certain they'd heard of one of those happening somewhere before.
Paula White Ministries, Tampa, Florida, 10am:
Shawn Michaels burst into the church with the force of a hurricane dragging his wife by her extremely long hair. Randy White, Paula White's husband stopped the morning service and told security to escort the Michaels quickly to the back where his wife was waiting for them.
"Is that Shawn Michaels?" Mr. McKenzie, Charlene McKenzie's father said watching the church security advance on an angry Texan and his disobedient wife.
"It sure is, can I go say hi to them Daddy?" Charlene asked bouncing up and down on the pew.
Her father hushed her and she pouted, "You wait until after the service, then I'll drop you off at Mr. McMahon's estate where you can play with your friends, right now we listen to the Word of God," he said firmly and Charlene turned to the Book of Proverbs and read about patience; I can't wait to get my own place she thought impatiently while Randy White told his wife the WWE Superstars had arrived.
"She had no idea what to expect and I know this was as far from how she expected to meet you as one could imagine," Randy said to HBK as the senior pastors separated the married couple and told them both to stop fighting. Shawn apologized and told ATM, RKO and El Con Dios to wait for him after the service. Lita came over to him shaking her head.
"I'm coming in with you," she said and Shawn looked at her in disbelief, "I'm Anointed Amy and your future is in my hands,"
"Oh I don't believe this, now she's gonna be our marriage counselor? Is there anywhere Shawn and I can go without expecting you to be there to run your mouth off about God?" Rebecca snapped straightening her dress and fixing her mangled hair.
"Not as long as you keep screwing Kevin Nash and the Kings of Wrestling and making his life a living Hell there isn't," Lita answered and Shawn's wife pouted angrily, Lita just smiled and told her sisters and helpers in Christ to enjoy the service and pray for them.
"We will," they said and Paula White emerged from her office and welcomed Shawn, Lita and Rebecca into her room for a quiet Christian chat.
Paula White's Office:
"Your wife's acting like a whore," Pastor Paula White said moving her tidy blond bangs out of her eyes and folding her arms across her white jacket, "She has no desire to see you smile or make you happy,"
Lita's mouth dropped, "I'm sorry Pastor but you could be a little more positive," she said noticing the anxious expression on HBK's face.
Pastor White smiled, "Well if it isn't the Anointed Amy of Sanford, North Carolina, you've come along way baby," she said warmly to Lita who frowned confused.
"Do we know each other?" Lita asked as Paula White took her seat in the fellowship circle she had arranged in her office.
"I've been waiting for this moment, since a friend of mine called me from Kingston, Jamaica and said, "She's coming to see you, get ready Paula get ready the angelic trio has arrived," Now I know he was telling me Lita aka Amy Dumas was gonna come here and intercede on her eternal soul mate's behalf, what I didn't tell my Pastor friend was that you are not gonna like what I have to say. You are not responsible for breaking up this marriage, you may identify with Rebecca but you not responsible for her self-destructive behavior okay?"
Lita nodded, "Okay then Pastor please help Rebecca and Shawn I'll just wait outside," she said moving her chair out of the circle but Paula got up and pulled her over and sat her back down in the circle.
"The problem here is miscommunication," Pastor Paula White said, "Miscommunication between a man, his wife and his mistress,"
Rebecca jumped up, "I knew it!" she yelled pointing accusingly at Lita, "I knew you two were having an affair!"
Shawn shook his head, "Pastor I swear Lita - I mean, Amy and I never slept together ever!" he said desperate for his wife to believe him.
Paula White put her hand on HBK's shoulder and shook her head, "The woman I'm talking about is not Lita, the mistress in this relationship is Rebecca, Lita is your true love therefore, Amy Dumas is your wife,"
Rebecca's breath got stuck in her throat and she quickly took her seat and started hyperventilating, Lita tried to help her but she batted her hand away angrily, "Get your f***ing hands off me you witch!" Rebecca yelled, "You stole my husband, you ruined my marriage and now you want to try and comfort me?"
Rebecca stood up but Shawn sat her back down, "What? I wanted to ask her how she plans to break this news to Edge, you know the guy she's getting married to in two weeks? What's your opening line Lita? Sorry honey but I've fallen in love with another married man, ooops, I did it again?"
Shawn sighed, he was at the end of his marital rope and didn't know what to do next, Paula White sensed this and sat him down next to his wife gently, "I hope you're not angry with your wife Shawn Michaels, she's moving on, don't hate her for it,"
"She's slept with a married man, his best friend and a double-crossing snake with peroxide in his hair, she's not herself Pastor, this woman is not my wife!" Shawn yelled adamantly, "Now are you gonna tell me how I can fix my marriage, or do I need to take her back to San Antonio and work this whole thing out myself?"
"You're absolutely right, this woman is not your wife, even though you married her, the woman you were supposed to marry is trying to hide her face from me right now - Amy turn around and get over here!" Pastor Paula said firmly as Lita tried to exit the uncomfortable room unnoticed. The red-head sighed and turned back to face Pastor White who beckoned her to come closer, Pastor took Lita's hands and the Anointed one felt a rush of spiritual power go through her body, "I know what you want but you don't know how to get want you want," Pastor White said, "I know The Truth: Trish Stratus has enlightened you on your fate in Heaven, what The Truth didn't tell you was your fate here on Earth, since God has not instructed me to tell you what that is I'll move onto a problem that I have permission from God to solve,"
Pastor Paula let go of Lita's hands and she stumbled a little and HBK held her so she didn't fall, when Lita opened her eyes and saw him looking back at her, the little hairs on her bald head stood up and she saw herself in Shawn's blue-grey irises. It can't be, she thought, it can't be true!
"It is true," Pastor Paula said with a small smile, then she turned and looked at Rebecca, "And this is also true; you're acting like a whore and God will use you to get His glory but you can't get into Heaven with that ring on your finger as you have disgraced the sanctity of marriage and betrayed your husband who loves you more than any man ever will ever again. Both of you need to separate to fulfill your Divine Destinies, I'm sorry HBK but there is no other way,"
"NO!" Shawn wailed falling to his knees and tears pouring down his face.
"YES!" Rebecca screamed cowering over him laughing and throwing her hands up in the air triumphantly, "Free at last, free at last, good God Almighty I am free at last!" she cried and ran out of Paula White's office singing all the way back to Universal Studios while Shawn cried himself into a frenzy and Lita was caught between running after Rebecca and helping Shawn up off the floor. She was completely torn and didn't know what to do next. She looked up at Pastor Paula White confused but the Pastor was confident in her Holy power and waited to see what Lita would do with it.
"Shawn are you okay?" she asked as HBK sobbed into his hands, "I don't know if I should be saying this but, maybe it's time you moved on too,"
Shawn looked up at Lita through watery eyes and sore lids and sniffed, "Move on? With who?" he asked and Lita shrugged feeling unhelpful.
"I don't know," she answered and Shawn fell back into despair while Lita hugged him and let him cry out over her tattooed arm, "We'll work that part out together okay? You just cry your beautiful heart out baby, you don't have to hide your true feelings from me,"
Trish, Melina, Nitro, Shelton, TKO and El Con Dios came into the office when they saw Rebecca leaving to find out what happened, they had a vague idea but the state HBK was in when they showed up told them that the Heartbreak and Triumph storybook marriage was over.
"Do you get it now?" Trish asked Lita who was confused beyond belief by what Pastor Paula White had told her. How could she be HBK's wife? Then it hit her like a bolt of lightning from Hurricane Aurora's rattle.
"I'm not getting married am I?" she realized and Melina's mouth dropped.
"She's not?" Melina asked Pastor Paula who shook her head.
"No she is getting married, in two weeks, Amy Dumas will be a very happily married woman," she said and the angelic helpers looked between each other confused, except for TKO and El Con Dios who already knew what was going to happen.
"Come on Lita, we've got an engagement party to attend," Trish said taking her sister in Christ's arm while Nitro and Melina helped HBK to his feet. He pushed them away saying he wanted to be left alone, then Pastor Paula grabbed his arm and held his wet face in her hands.
"Matthew 19:12 talks about the unmarried man, Jesus said "He who is able to accept it, let him accept it". You're marriage is over Shawn Michaels, accept it," she said to the broken-hearted Texan who dropped his chin, sucked up his tears and wiped the excess water from his eyes and face in two quick motions and looked over at his friends who were so desperate to see him smile again.
Lita hugged him and gave him her smile which almost lit up the entire room and Trish looked at Randy and Carlito with a knowing smile.
"Will he accept it?" Carlito asked his girlfriend who nodded resolutely.
"He will in time," she answered, "Come on guys there's some serious bidness we have to take care of, Amy and Shawn can catch us up,"
"Amy and Shawn, has a nice ring to it doesn't it?" Randy said thoughtfully.
"Sssh!" Trish said and Melina tried to get an explanation out of the three know-it-alls while Nitro watched Lita kiss HBK's face and wipe the last of his tears away from his golden sun kissed cheek. It was like watching a Renaissance painting come to life.
"This is gonna be the shortest engagement party in history," he said as Paula White escorted the RAW Superstars to the altar and thanked them for coming to her ministry and bringing some WWE drama out of the ring and giving it to her and her husband to deal with in Tampa, Florida, the place where the soon-to-be-single Ms. Rebecca Circi was born and the place she would become the star of Paparazzi Productions latest release.
In the McMahon-Helmsley video library four WWE Superstars argued over what were the best matches at WM19 while Stephanie sang to Aurora.
"My match was the best, I had HBK beat!" Chris Jericho insisted and Hunter rolled his eyes.
"If you had Shawnie beat then Bookah owned me during my match," he said sarcastically and King Bookah's eyes widened in offence.
"The King takes exception to that Sir Helmsley, I had you'r ass beat - Jericho's full a crap, there's no way you coulda beat Shawn Michaels!" he said polishing his crown and resting it on the arm of his chair while WM19 continued. The Rock was paying close attention when his match came on, it was the last WrestleMania he headlined.
"Wait here it comes - Rock Bottom! 1-2-3 ha-ha, The Rock FINALLY beats the Texas Rattlesnake, the match of the night, all you are invited to kiss the People's Ass!" he said arrogantly.
"But Austin lost to you as a favor, he was in the hospital and you begged him to do the match," Stephanie said and The Rock threw baby powder at her, Aurora sneezed and it turned to frost and coated Rocky's shades with a thin layer of ice.
"What in the blue Hell are you feeding this child, snowflakes or cornflakes?" The People's Champ asked cleaning the ice off his glasses with his tennis shirt.
"That's my girl, give her to me Stephanie," Hunter asked his wife holding his hands out and his wife glared at him with one hand firmly on her hip, "What?" Hunter asked.
"Stephanie? Since when are you calling me Stephanie? You always call me Steph Hunter, what's up with that?" Stephanie asked agitated and The Rock looked at King Bookah who frowned at the billion dollar princess.
"The question is Princess Stephanie, what's up with you?" The King asked Mrs. Helmsley, "All Hunter did was ask for his child and you're acting like she isn't even his,"
"That's because she's MINE!" Jericho said in an amplified voice and Hunter jumped on him sending the couch backwards and the many rows of videos back in a domino effect right across the McMahon-Helmsley library. LC, Cassidy and Cameron stood at the entrance to the library and watched as the long shelves of videos fell one after the other until there were millions of videotapes all over the floor.
"Vince is gonna love this, last one to get him is a Diva Search winner!" Cassidy said and LC watched as Cameron and Carla ran with CassED to the North wing to snitch on her beloved Cerebral Assman.
"LC make sure they don't reach the staircase," Hunter instructed his apprentice.
"You can count on me, unlike the other woman in your life," LC said giving Stephanie a dirty look before turning her heel and chasing after her threee amigos. Hunter smiled proudly wishing that Aurora turned out to be just like LC, it suddenly occurred to Hunter that he didn't know LC's full name and he made a mental note to ask Charlotte what her little sister's real name was over breakfast which he could smell cooking in the kitchen.
"Hmmm jalepenos, who's cooking breakfast Rey-Rey?" Rocky asked licking his lips and Hunter gave a cheeky smile.
"No but she's about the same size, come on let's go smell what Britney Spears is cooking," he said taking his daughter from his wife and leading the way to the kitchen for some morning grub. He saw Cheyenne, Sean Preston, Tristen Nash, the Guerreros and Mysterios going up the stairs and wondered what they were doing all alone, "You guys go ahead, I'm gonna follow these guys and see what they're up to," he said and made his way up the stairs as well.
The Northwest Wing:
Cassidy, Carla and Cameron ran into the North wing of the McMahon-Helmsley Compound.
"This is Mr. McMahon's bedroom knock on the door," Cassidy said to Carla who shook her head.
"You knock on Mr. McMahon's door," she said back to Cassidy who told Cameron to do the honors.
"Okay you chickens, watch HBK's only son wake the big bossman up," Cameron raised his hand to knock on the huge wooden door when he saw his little sister running towards him out of the corner of her eye.
"Cam, Cam!" she cried moving as fast as she could and Cameron ran to her and swept her up in his arms concerned, "LC's fighting Trish Stratus!"
Cameron frowned, "Chey Trish isn't here yet, ATM are still in Florida," he said but Cheyenne shook her head and pointed to the North East wing and Cassidy and Carla got an uneasy feeling all of a sudden.
"LC!" Carla called and the children jumped at the sound of a loud clank and they ran towards the North East wing through the open door and saw LC swinging Triple H's sledgehammer wildly above her head.
"LC what are you doing give me that sledgehammer!" Hunter said running in behind them and pulling the weapon awat from the lil' warrior princess.
"Hunter hit her hard!" LC demanded and Hunter tried to get LC out of the room, then he realized that it was Trish Stratus and she was fighting with an eight year old girl.
"Who are you?" Hunter asked the curvaceous blond woman who stared at him like he had a target on his chest and she was going straight for it. LC grabbed the sledgehammer from Hunter's hands and whacked the woman with it right in the jaw breaking it on instantly.
"Oh my gosh!" Charlotte said coming into the room after finishing her conversation with her husband on the phone and hearing the commotion, "LC what are you doing?"
"Hunting, now I'm gonna finish the job!" LC said raising the sledgehammer again,she suddenly leapt up into her sister's arms in fright and Hunter's jaw dropped as the broken jaw of the woman locked back into place like it had never been broken at all.
"What the Hell are you?" Hunter said and Cassidy and Cameron knocked the woman onto her back and started hitting her ferociously.
"LC what's going on?" Charlotte asked as her little sister joined in the fight not letting the woman get away, Charlotte was about to pull LC back when she felt something shift across the room at lightning speed and looked around to see what it was luckily LC was already aware of what it was.
"Behind you!" LC cried adn Charlotte turned to see Melina staring back at her like a demon from Hell, "Headbutt her!" LC said and Chris Benoit stepped in front of her sister.
"Allow me," he said and butted Melina with his head busting her nose only instead of blood their was black ooze, Benoit grabbed Hunter by his shirt and told him sternly, "There are demons in this house, call your daughter now!"
Hunter didn't hesitate, "AURORA!" he roared like a lion and it instantly started to snow in the North East wing of the house as Aurora Rose shook her rattle. Melina and Trish froze and LC looked around the guest bedroom searching it all over.
"LC what are you looking for?" Charlotte asked her little sister and Cassidy, Carla and Cameron joined in the search.
"There's one more," LC said looking under the huge master bed.
"One more what?" Hunter asked nervously looking the frozen divas he knew so well up and down wondering what just happened here.
"One more of these witches is in this room, we have to find her before . . ." LC broke off and Carla screamed.
"Oh my God!" Benoit cried and Hunter and Charlotte turned to see what he was looking at and got their answer in full.
"It's over for you," Cheyenne Michaels said, her feet hovering inches above the ground with her eyes rolled back in her head, she was possessed.
LC tugged on Hunter's arm violently, "Get Shawn here now, his daughter is being possessed by one of the most powerful witches in the entire world, Cameron come on!"
Cameron lunged for his little sister but she jumped up to the ceiling and stuck to it like a spider turning her head backwards and causing Charlotte to turn green.
Hunter dialled HBK's cell phone but it wasn't dialling, something was wrong with the connection, "Shit! Shawn's phone's not working!" Hunter cursed raking his fingers through his hair in fear. He thought carefully; there was no way Shawn would ever let anything happen to Aurora so there was no way he was gonna let anything happen to his baby girl. He ran to his bedroom and put in Disc 1 of the WWE Anthology and skipped across the tracks until he found the one he was looking for and turned it up full blast.
Vince McMahon jumped up into the air and landed on his backside at the familiar tune that was reverberating through the entire McMahon estate at the highest volume, the toothbrush in his mouth almost impaling him.
"What the Hell is that son-in-law of mine doing?" he yelled marching down to the North East side of the wing and seeing Triple H dancing with Cheyenne Michaels along with Carla, Cameron, LC, Cassidy, Charlotte and Benoit to Sexy Boy, Shawn Michaels' notorious theme tune. Vince stared as Shawn's 3 year-old girl imitated her father's moves like she was the Showstoppa herself, as much as she resembled her mother, she had her father's moves down perfectly.
"Hey Vince this is Edge and Lita's engagement party, why are you throwing a party in my honor?" came the familiar voice of HBK followed by the WWE Superstars who had all come up to the North Wing to see what all the commotion was about. Cheyenne's eyes widened to three times their original size when she saw her father in the doorway, "Hey kids, daddy's here!" Shawn said throwing his arms out for his children to step into.
"Daddy!" Cheyenne cried leaping into them first.
"TURN THAT DAMN THING OFF!" Vince barked at Hunter who acted like he couldn't hear him and continued to dance along to HBK's theme song, "Okay you know what, I'm glad you're all up here because I have a huge annoucement to make!"
"Um Vince we may not be working right now but we all have our pants on, what's your excuse?" Hunter said and the WWE mogul looked down and saw that he indeed was standing in the hallway of his own mansion in his underwear, "Is that what you were gonna announce because we can see that you're not wearing pants already," Hunter added and the Superstars laughed and Vince scowled and starting cursing Hunter over the music giving up and going back to his bedroom as Hunter continued to swing his hips from left to right.
"Is there a reason you guys are playing my music at full blast two doors away from Vince McMahon's bedroom?" Shawn asked grooving along with his daughter in his arms. LC looked over at Lita, Trish and Melina and as the music stopped she came over to the angelic trio told them what happened.
"They're here, Abatha, Tabatha and Mabatha are in this house," she said and ATM nodded; they already knew.
Shawn looked at Hunter who pulled him into a hug almost crushing Shawn's shoulders with the weight of his body and HBK knew something was very, very wrong when he felt tears falling on his arm.
"Who are Abatha, Tabatha and Mabatha?" Charlotte asked her little sister and Lita answered the question.
"It doesn't matter who they are, they're here to destory us," she said and Charlotte waved Brandon and Miss Taylor over and told them what just happened.
"Hey Lita why do you keep scratching your arm?" Miss. Taylor asked Lita who shrugged it off.
"I don't know my tattoo's really itching me, ever since we left Florida I can't stop scratching it, but that's not important right now," Lita answered.
"We know this is supposed to be an engagement party guys but its about to turn into a witch hunt," Trish said and Hunter had to look twice to make sure it was Trish, it wasn't until he felt the warm hand on his shoulder that he knew it was really her.
"You okay Hunter?" asked HBK and Hunter realized the warm hand on his shoulder wasn't Trish's but Shawn Michaels'.
Hunter smiled warmly in return, "I am now," he said and Shawn smiled back relieved to be around the ass-kicking side of DX again, his best friend and Kliq buddy for life.