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The way this idea came to me? Don't even ask.

Well you know how this story was at almost 10,000 hits? Would someone please explain to me how it jumped from 10,000 to 11,000? I'm kinda in shock. No I am in shock. I can't believe it, thanks so much guys!

This one is pushing the T rating. This one is like T+

-giggles- This one was too fun to write. I love making fun of Ichigo's boyness. Oh and Rin, yes the girl's name is Yuki...sorry I'm kinda uncreative...

I'm planning on updating on Ichigo's birthday, but i'm not too sure yet, so don't hope for anything

I hope you like it and please review at the end!

Jyu yon

Light or heavy?

I don't even know how I get myself into these situations. One minute she's okay and the next she's yellin' and screaming for me to go to the store for her...items. I swear I have no idea what I was thinking when I said "Fine fine, I'll go, just stop your bitchin' already!" I'm crazy.

So, here I am standing in front of a wall filled with women...items. Rukia is at home on my bed sleeping off her cramps. Stupid midget. I hate her. There are about five different brands and I'm not that sure which one to get and they're labeled. Some say heavy and some say light and others say medium. I knew I shouldn't have slept during health.

What does that mean? Heavy, light, medium? I think they all weigh the same. Oh! I get it, maybe it depends on how much the girl weighs. Okay, so since Rukia is about as tall as a bug, I should get the light ones. I take the shopping cart over to the one's that say 'Light' on them.

Do the different color wrappings mean anything? They're pink ones, orange ones, yellow ones, and purple ones. I guess it doesn't. Girls are picky so I guess they just want that has their favorite color on it. What is Rukia's favorite color? Purple? Pink? I think I'll just get the Purple ones.

I hear snickering from behind me and I turn around. A girl that's about as tall as my shoulder walks up. She has chest length brown hair and blue eyes. She giggles again. I look at her name tag, it reads Yuki.

"Shopping for your girlfriend?" She asks. Her voice is slightly higher than Rukia's. I turn slightly pink and nod. "Need help?" Another nod. She goes over to my cart and looks inside. She takes package out and looks at it. "So she's light?"

"Yeah...I guess. I mean she's small..." I mutter and Yuki laughs a little.

"You'd be surprised, sometimes it's the small girls that are heavy."

I don't say anything and she goes over to the rack. She put one manicured finger on her chin and scans the wall. It my own personal hell wall. Oh man, I hope no one from school is here. What if Renji decides to make a surprise visit? Damn! I'll be dead. I grit my teeth together and Yuki's voice brings me out of my thoughts.

"Are you sure you got the right brand?"

"Brand? What the hell is the difference?" I ask and she looks back.

"Well...some are longer than others. Some are thicker than others..." She explains. Yuki goes over to me and shoves two different brands of 'Light' ones in my arms. "If she's light, those are probably the best." I nod and dump them in the cart.

"Now she needs overnight ones..." Yuki trails off as she picks another pack up.

"Overnight? Can't she just wear the same one?" Yuki turns her head towards me and sends me a disgusted glare.

"Ew, that's disgusting!" She says and I cock my head to the right a little. "How does she feel about these." Yuki stuffs a small pink box in my face. I read it and it says 'tampons' on it. I turn red and make a face.

"I don't know." I look away.

"You should just take them." Yuki says and drops the box and the package in the cart.

She grabs a couple more things off of the shelves and puts them into the cart. Yuki goes through what she put in, making sure that she got everything. About half the cart is full with Rukia's...things.

"What about scented ones?" Yuki asks she she turns back to the wall. Scented? They have...scented ones? I shake my head and clear my throat.

"Uh...I don't know." I reply and Yuki turns sharply around and puts her hands on her hips.

"You mean she didn't even say anything?" She asks and I shake my head. "Cramps? Mood swings?"

"Yeah, she has a lot of those." I mutter and Yuki laughs.

"Stay here," she commands. "I'll be back." Yuki walks off and I'm left alone. In this aisle. With feminine necessities. And I am in no shape or form feminine. Y'know, Renji would fit right in this place considering he has a freakin' ponytail. Man! This can't be anymore awkward or embarrassing. My phone rings and I pull it out of my back pocket. It's Rukia. I flip it open.

"What the hell do you want midget?" I ask.

"Stop calling me midget! I just called to ask if you got my stuff!" She yells.

"Yeah yeah, I'm working on it. Shut the hell up and got back to sleep."

"You suck Ichigo." With that, Rukia hangs the phone up. I groan and shove my phone back into its pocket. I don't notice Yuki standing there until I look up at her. She hands me some medicine.

"Was that her?" She asks and I nod. "This should make her a little less cranky."

"Thanks." I say gratefully and Yuki smiles.

"Well, I think you're good now." She smiles up at me.

"Thanks for...you know...helping me out." I scratch the back of my head. "I'm not good with this kind of crap."

"I can tell." Yuki retorts, but she smiles. "You're welcome."

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I get back home and I take all the bags in my arms. I walk up to my room and open the door. Rukia is sleeping soundly in my bed curled up against the covers. I let myself smile a little. I drop all the bags and look for the medicine. I find it and set it on the desk. I shake Rukia.

"Oi, midget. Wake up. I got you your crap." Rukia mutters something and I shake her again. This time she opens her eyes and looks at me.

"Did you get it?" She asks and I nod and point to the bags. Rukia gets out of bed and rummages through the bag.

"Wait, take the medicine first." I say and hand her the box.

She nods and goes downstairs. She comes back a little while later and goes back over to the bags. She pulls out each package one by one like she's looking for something.

"What the hell is wrong now?" I ask as I cross my arms over my chest.

She doesn't say anything, instead she stands up and looks at the packs. She reads the labels on each one and frowns. Then she reads them again and with each one she reads, her frown deepens.

"Ichigo..." She says, her voice is deadly.

"What?"

"I'm not light. I'm heavy." She looks up at me and begins to glare daggers.

"What are you talking about? You're small you have to be light in weight." As I say the last word Rukia slaps her forehead.

"You are the biggest idiot in the world! Do you know that?!" She yells and I cringe back a bit.

"'Light' and 'heavy' aren't referring to my weight! It's referring to how much I bleed!"

"Oh." I reply. "Well, why the hell didn't you tell me which one you wanted?"

"Because I wanted both and I thought you would get both since I didn't tell you which one to get!" Rukia yells.

She grabs a pack and throws it at my face. I dodge it easily and pick it back up and throw it at her.

"Stop yellin' at me! It's not like I do this everyday!" I say as the package hits Rukia square in the face. I smirk triumphantly and she narrows her eyes and I swear she's breathing out fire. I take one more glance at her before I run.

Isn't Ichigo such an idiot? It's okay, we still love him.

I hope you liked it and please review. I hope they weren't too overly OOC.