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Chapter 12 ½:

"FUCK IT NOT AGAIN!" Pein screamed.

"Shush!" M silenced him.

Pein gawked at his daughters sudden silence needs. "What?" He asked.

Her eyes turned to him, wide and angry. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS? DO YOU KNOW?" She screamed loud enough to leave a ringing in his ear.

"August sixteenth?"

"Exactly!" M snapped. "Do you have any idea whose birthday it is today?" Pein shook his head. "JESSIE-CHAN'S YOU IDIOT! And what are you doing here you are supposed to be in the meeting room making everything with the rest of the bitches…" M grabbed Pein by the ear and dragged him out of the office.

"Oh, no!" He snapped. "You did not just grab my ear like a pimp." He put his hand on his hip and started snaping his fingers. "And drag me out of my own office!"

M stared at Pein for five seconds and slammed the door shut, locking it. M went to her seat and sat down putting her feet up so they were on Sasuke's back. "Why am I your foot rest?"

"Who said you can speak…?" M asked sharply. Sasuke whimpered.

"I'm still swore from your game-!"

"HELLO AKATSUKI!" M roared into the loud speaker. Instead of the usual ten screams… eleven were heard.

Jess looked at the loud speaker. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHO SAID YOU CAN HAVE A GAME WITHOUT ME!"

"SILENCE! YOU'VE BEEN FIRED AND REPLACED!" M said.

"BY WHO?"

"Itachi's penis…"

Jess froze for a moment. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She cried melting against the floor leaving the computer with the new sex time of the Akatsuki still unedited on her bed.

M started laughing like an evil witch, thunder and lightning flashed along the sky sending a shadow into the office making her look like a demon from hell. Sasuke looked at the shadow and tears formed in his eyes. "I need to pee again… It stings again…" M kicked his back. Sasuke let out a moan. (M: still kinky…)

"Tobi, please escort your daughter to the meeting room, the rest of you…" her voice went from warm and sweet to deadly and sour, "IM GOING TO BE DOWN THERE IN FIVE MINUTES, SHE WILL BE THERE IN SIX, IF THE MEETING ROOM ISN'T FUCKING READY FOR HER PUNISHMENT…" She said in a grave tone. "I'LL KILL YOU…"

The Akatsuki jumped behind Pein as all of them stood in the meeting room. "Leader!" the nine members cried like babies.

"SILENCE!"

As said Tobi escorted Jess down who was a molten mess and M was sitting in the room. Just as Jess and Tobi walk in and stream of colorful sparkles filled the air. "Surprise happy birthday JESS!"

"You're birthday gift from us is… you are not fired… you still have your job…" M said.

"WHAT KINDA OF SHITTY GIFT IS THAT!"

M smiled from one ear to another. "Sucka…"