''I'm going to love you and squeeze you forever and ever when we get home!'' said Elmyra skipping along, with an unfortunate orange rabbit in tow,

Elmyra had him by his long ears and was swinging him around, slamming him into the ground occasionally,

This wasn't nice; it hurt, not massively but still,

She did this all the way to her house's door, where she stopped to open it and then walked in holding him aloft in the air via his ears,

''Yay! Now my pets are all together!''

She began skipping into her living room

''Now I have three bunny wunny hippity hops!'' said Elmyra,

''Three?'' Adam chocked out, as she skipped through the house into the living room,

Adam saw what she meant; he also saw why he had seen no-one in the street,

every non-human tiny toon was in a little cage in her house, either on the floor, stacked up or hanging from the ceiling, in a couple were buster and Babs,

'Good god it's like Alcatraz in here' he thought, he couldn't talk because he was being crushed by Elmyra as she skipped,

''I'm going to hug you and squeeze you and love you forever and ever and ever!'' she said joyously as she skipped over to a large number of cage's against a wall where there was an empty cage on one of the stacks sitting on two others making it the third one up, she opened it and dropped him in, then she shut it and locked it,

''We're gonna have so much fun mister hippity hoppity! but now its time to play with mister beakface!'' and she skipped over to a cage that had concord in it and plucked him out, ''we're going to have a tea party with kitty and ducky'' she said grabbing Furball and plucky out of there cages, then ran upstairs, leaving all the other animals (plus Adam who now fell under that title) alone for now.

''...okay she's gone'' said Babs,

''Well at least now we know what she was doing today, she must have set traps all over acme acres!'' said buster,

''We gotta get out of here! Anyone of us could be next for a tea party!'' said sweetie,

Everyone shuddered at the thought of Elmyra's 'fresh from the garden' cooking (mud pies, ect).

''we need to get out but we need time to, lets try when she's asleep and upstairs!'' said buster,

''but what eef she wakes up and see's us? we will be, how you say, re-captured for sure''

''oi calamity! you're the smartest one here, aint you got any ideas?'' Adam asked from his perch,

calamity shook his head,

''anyone got any smart idea's'' he said asking no-one specifically,

murmurs of no's came forward,

''anyone got a stupid one then? better than nothing''

same response.

Adam slumped back, he had nothing, oh well, it shouldn't be too long before they managed to escape,

an hour later he was starting to rethink that that statement,

everyone had been trying to get out but Elmyra had the keys with her,

''dear diary'' began Fifi for the forth time, ''I am steel zo sad''

eventualy Elmyra skipped back in with the three poor toons and dumped them back in there in there cages,

''Okay I'm going to bed now, all you little animal heads go to sleep now, do you want me to sing a lullaby?''

''NO!'' said everyone (cept those who couldn't talk who signed it instead)

But undeterred she started singing a horribly off-key rendition of 'rock-a-bye baby', not noticing everyone clamping there hands (paws? whatever) over there ears, trying to block out the god-awful sound,

Eventually she stopped and skipped over to the door way,

Good night my precious cuddly wuddlys, tomorrow we'll have lots of fun and I'll stuff you full of your faaaaavorite foods!'' and she flicked of the light and shut the door, the only thing lighting the room now was the moon outside.

They heard her move upstairs, then walk about in her room, then she must have gone to bed because they didn't hear much else,

''Okay, now's the time to act, we're busting out!'' said buster

''You have a plan!?'' said plucky hopefully,

''Err...no... not yet'' he said truthfully,

''Wow we can sure count on you in a crisis'' said Babs sarcastically,

Despair was starting to set in, this wasn't how anyone wanted to spend there Friday night,

Unfortunately insanity was also starting to set in directly below Adam,

''Dizzy need to spin! Dizzy need to spin!'' cried dizzy in the cage below Adam, being cooped up all day without room to spin properly had made him a bit manic,

So he spun.

his cage clanged and rocked back and forth as he battered the inside of it, his was triple re-enforced so it didn't break, but it made a lot of noise, everyone tried to make him be quiet in case he woke Elmyra, except Adam,

Dizzies cage was under his and so when Dizzy shook his cage Adams cage also shook, it rocked back and forth as he tried to keep it steady, but couldn't, then he noticed it edging nearer and nearer the edge,

''Oi stop it yer dozy twonk I'm goin over!'' he cried, but Dizzy didn't stop, he rocked until Adams cage was halfway over,

Then it overbalanced, and fell.

The cage fell a good 7 feet down, it hit the ground with clang, everyone shut up at this,

''Oops, sorry'' said Dizzy shrugging slightly,

Adam got up, the cage had landed on its side and was dented, then they heard a noise upstairs, everyone froze and looked up, but nothing else was heard,

Everyone sighed in relief, Adam leaned against the roof which was now to the side of him...

And it opened up and he fell straight out, the fall had broken the catch,

Everyone gasped,

''I'm free!'' said Adam jumping up,

''Great! Now you can get us out of here!'' said Babs.

''Where are the keys?''

''Elmyra has them'' said Shirley,

''...come again?''

''She has them on her side cabinet'' said Plucky, ''now get me out of here! My legions of fans will be worried sick if I don't get free!''

This caused eye rolls from everyone,

''Somehow I think the two of them will be alright plucky'' said Buster,

''Which rooms hers?'' Adam asked, Concord told him,

he edged towards the door and opened it, it creaked and he froze but he heard nothing, he walked out and towards the stairs, he tiptoed up them, for a second time a loud creak came out, but still he heard nothing, he creeped up and peered round the corner, he could see the door to Elmyra's room, and was nervous, it was like sneaking into the wardens house, he tiptoed over and put his ear to the door, he could her snoring, he opened it slightly and peered in,

He saw her snoring, and he saw her side cabinet,

Now for the scariest part, he tip toed over, then he hit a floor board which creaked loudly, Elmyra grunted and rolled over, Adam froze in terror, but she carried on snoring, he ducked down and scurried over to the cabinet, he leaned up and saw one key with a little tag on it which read:

'MASTER KEY'

'seems simple enough' he thought and went to grab it when suddenly Elmyra reached over his arm, which he drew back instantly, and grabbed her water bottle, she drunk from it without bothering to open her eyes, then put it back and rolled back over,

Adam went to reach for it again, then she reached out again and grabbed one of his ears!

At first he though he had been caught but then she wiped her mouth on it and rolled back snoring again,

'...ew' he thought, and he grabbed the key and darted out as quietly as he could, he scurried over to the stairs and snuck down them, and back through the doorway into the living room,

''Bout time you came back!'' snapped Plucky, Adam was not in the mood,

''It's called stealth, alright!? So less of it!'' he retorted, and walked over to the cages unlocking each one, he saved plucky for last,

''Quick! lets get out of here before the warden wakes up!'' said buster, and Furball opened the window,

They all scrambled to get out, falling on top of each other as they landed on the garden, buster leapt up and told them all to shush, ''we have to be quiet!'' he whispered/snapped, ''just follow my lead and don't make a sound!'' he said as he began to tip toe across the grass.

then several spotlights shone down on the break out party and a siren began screaming, a large light up sign without an arrow shot down and pointed to them, on it it said-

'ESCAPING ANIMALS!'

The back door burst open to reveal Elmyra stood there in a pith helmet and net, ''not so fast my precious cuddly wuddlys!''

Everyone screamed comically and ran in random directions as Elmyra ran after them,

''everyone split up!'' shouted buster, they all ran to the fence and either scrambled, jumped or flew over in an opposite direction, Adam didn't care where he ran as he looked back and saw Elmyra run out of the gate on the side of the fence he had jumped over, he ran as fast as he could until he entered the woods, only then did he stop for a rest,

And realised he was pretty much alone,

''Well I'd rather be alone in the woods than have Elmyra for company'', he muttered,

Turns out he spoke too soon.

A beam from a torch shone over a hill he had passed earlier,

''Where are you my cute little fuzzy wuzzy heads? I just want to hug and squeeze you!''

Uh-oh.

Elmyra was coming, he had hide and fast!

He raced to a tree and tried to jump up to a branch, only to end up smashing into the underside of it instead, he fell back down and tried again, this time he managed to land roughly on his stomach he scrambled on and climbed up the other branches not wanting to jump again, he climbed into the foliage of the tree out of sight, when he got to a high enough branch he stopped and peered down at the torch wielding figure approaching from the not too far distance.

''Monssure Adam?''

Adam nearly fell off the branch, he spun round to see Fifi sat right behind him against the trunk of the tree,

''Oh sorry Fifi I didn't see you there'' he whispered,

''It iz no bother'' she whispered back,

''I know your around here somewhere cuddly wuddlys!''

they froze and, looked down, Elmyra was skulking around the tree's near they'res shining her torch up them, she walked over to the one they was up, she shone the torch up, instantly Fifi and Adam stood with there backs pressed firm against the tree trunk comically in fear, staying out of the path of the torch light.

Elmyra shone it there for a few seconds and then moved on, they sighed in relief, Fifi's tail drooped over the side...

...and got caught in the torch beam,

''There you are my cute purple fuzzy wuzzy head!''

They peered down in horror seeing her advancing towards the tree and starting to climb it,

''Yer tail! She saw yer tail!'' cried Adam,

''I waz held capteeve for ze whole day after three! I zurly cannot be going back so soon!''

Elmyra was climbing the tree cooing her sentimental threats,

''I'm going to hug you and squeeze you a cuddle you into iddy biddy little pieces!''

''She really does have problems doesn't she?'' said Adam,

''vot do ve do?'' asked Fifi,

''spray 'er!'' said Adam

Fifi stared for a moment the jumped up and pointed her tail at the advancing psycho,

''fire in ze hole!'' she cried and began firing at the red headed menace,

a cloud flew straight into Elmyra and knocked her off the tree as if they had thrown a football at her,

''direct hit captain!'' said Adam, looking up, but when he looked back down his smile sure didn't last long,

Elmyra had a clothes peg on he nose and was climbing back up like a spider,

''miss cuddly wuddly needs a bath!'' she said,

''you can't win with these people'' said Adam,

''vell now vot?'' asked Fifi

''...I have no idea'' admitted Adam,

suddenly Elmyra's net popped up and began swinging around,

''I've got it!'' said Adam, ''you run for it!'' he said to Fifi,

''but vont she capture me?'' she asked

''not if I can help it!'' he said, and did a comical salute, then jumped down while yelling a famous phrase from a popular show back in his time/world,

''GERONIMO!''

he smacked down with his feet straight into Elmyra's pith helmet and sent them both tumbling down the tree, Elmyra looked up,

''aww mister hippity hop wants to come home with me!'' she cried and lunged forward to hug him,

Adam took this as his cue to LEG IT!

he shot off with Elmyra in hot pursuit, Fifi watched them shoot away before climbing down and running after them,

Adam meanwhile was not having fun and was feeling like he was in a scene from Care bears meet Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

that film doesn't exist but you get the idea,

''don't run! I just want to hug and squeeze you and lock you in your own little cage!''

''SOMEONE CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD!'' yelled Adam,

Adam didn't know how to loose her, he was starting to get terrified, his mind had blanked,

then he saw a tree up ahead, with a branch up high out of reach, he shot towards it and jumped up,

he overshot and crashed into the foliage before falling back down onto the branch,

he really had to practice hopping,

Elmyra ran up to the tree and stood at the base, there were no branches low enough or any footholds that she could use to climb up after him with,

''oh no! my cute little hippity hop is stuck up a tree, don't worry mister bunny wun! I'll save you!'' she called,

''oh joy'' muttered Adam,

then he saw something in the sky, he peered at the purple speck,

it was concord! (no not the plane)

seeing a possible escape he clambered to the top of the tree and cried out,

''OI CONCORD! HELP! MAYDAY! RED ALERT!''

concord saw him and Elmyra as well and soured down, this would have been very graceful if he hadn't crashed straight into Adam and sent the pair of them slamming into the trunk of the tree.

''howdy there partner, yep yep yep'' said the condor with the purple bowl-cut, ''what's up''

''that's what's up!'' said Adam, pointing down at the red headed lunatic,

''aww mister beakface has come back too!'' she cried spotting concord, ''now I have 2 cuddly wuddlys!''

''get me out of here!'' said Adam, ''come on man! you owe me one!''

concord nodded, he may not be the smartest thing in Christendom but he knew that no-one should have to go home with Elmyra, he flew up a little bit and Adam grabbed his legs, then concord began to take off, they jumped off the branch...

...and plummeted straight down,

the crashed into the ground the other side of the tree from Elmyra, she looked round and saw them,

''there you are my precious wessious animals!'' she said and ran towards them,

both of the animal toons shot off with Elmyra in pursuit, concord began to take off, then remembered Adam, so flew over him, then grabbed his shoulders and took off slowly,

''higher man higher!''

''I can't work miracles! I'm givin her all she's got!'' panted concord quoting a popular Sci-Fi show,

finally they began gaining altitude and far flew away from the psycho,

''darn it! I loose more pets that way'' said Elmyra before turning and going back home,

Adam and concord meanwhile were high above the ground,

''cheers for that'' said Adam, ''d'yer know where busters burrow is?'' he asked

''yup, where right above it now'' said concord,

''oh cool you can just drop me off here'' said Adam, then he realised what he said, ''NO WAIT!''

too late.

concord promptly let go off his shoulders letting him fall, then realised what he did,

''oops'' he said, then realised he had stopped flapping and fell as well,

Adam fell straight down in a tumbling spiralling motion, he was yelling as he did so,

then something sprang to mind, it wouldn't stop him but it would slow him down a bit,

he spun his ears round and then heard engines start up,

instantly he was put under a great deal of stress as he spun them as fast as he could, he slowed down only a little spluttering smoke and backfiring all the time,

meanwhile outside the burrow buster and Babs were talking to Fifi, who had arrived a minute ago,

''he really did that?'' asked Babs?

''Oui, then he ran off and I have not been seeing him seence concord took off with heem,

''do you think they got away from her,

suddenly they heard backfiring and looked up to see Adam in a rapid decent trying to stop with his ears and concord flopping down behind him

he disappeared down the tree stump entrance and a crash was heard a second later as a puff of smoke came out, concord then fell through the stump straight after him and another crash was heard, this time a scattering of purple feathers came out, a few seconds later two white gloved hands grabbed the top of the tunnel and Adam hauled himself up, a goofy smile on his face and his eyes mismatched,

''honey I'm home'' he said disorientated before shaking his head,

''still haven't got the hang of that have yer'' said buster walking over smirking,

''we was worried that the P.O.W warden had caught you'' said Babs,

''nah I got away thanks to concord'' said Adam,

''we hear you also met up with Fifi while you was on the run'' said buster wriggling his eyebrows,

''err yeah we met up in a tree'' said Adam,

''that's not just what happened, that's what she tells us'' said Babs,

''she what?'' asked Adam raising an eyebrow, suddenly a purple blur shot at him, it was Fifi and she was kissing him all over his cheeks and had her arms round his neck, he was stunned by this,

and a little bit winded.

''monssure! am so thankful, I will repay zees favor as soon as I can!''

Adam didn't know what to think, he was still stunned when she let go,

''it is late, I vill, how you say, zee vou guys tomorrow yes?'' and she walked off,

Adam stood there a minute in the tunnel entrance before falling backwards down it, a thud was heard 2 seconds later, buster peered over,

''hey buddy are you alright?''

''yeah I landed on concord'' Adam called up,

''yup'' said the purple bird.

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