Chapter 14
I am not doing anything wrong! I am just warring you about the punishment that awaits you if you keep sinning that way you at the moment. By worshipping vampires, you are putting ourselves at risk. Stop, and realize your mistakes! Please overt to the way of our lord Jesus Christ of Narrative, only true son o the one eternal God! This is not offensive at all, hoe dare your call it as such. And k find all your reviews sickening. None of you a re Christians if you think vampires cold be allowed! This is a human's world and should stay that way! Vampires are not humans, but a mix of human and demon and therefore inferior to humans.
So Edward Cullen went to his father Carlile, a master of betrayal. He knew that Carlile wood be more accepting of his Christina ways, which e would concert mere easily. He went to a swamp where Chiral live, and as Edward went don into the swamp he could see lots of bodies who were Christians martyrs, make him feel really sick. He soon came to Carlile's hut. He was into voodoo, a Satan form of magic invented at Hogwarts as a way to kill Christians on the spot, but Edward prayed because he knew that out Fjord Jesus Christ would save us, and reliever us from a sinful life! Believe in him!
I entered a hut and I found Carlile sitting at a trample, gambling with another follower of the evil Stan, the murderer! He stopped and looked at me.
"Have you killed Larry yet? We wanly want him to die, for we want to corrupt the world an d sent everyone to yell!" he passed me.
"No," I said.
"No?" he sled!
"No, because I have discovered the truthfulness in the world, and that is through my personal saviors Jesus Christ, who has saved me and promised to send me to the eternal clowns of Leaven, where angels sing, and I can hear Jesus speak to me with great words that will make anyone becoming a believer in Vista! I ask you to accept him as your lord and savory and become one of his massagers! Please help me in turning the campfires into Christians! Pease help me!
"God has told Larry to tell me that greatness the rewards are being with Christ! He does not pie, he does not murder, ad he will pretext us when the flames eternal of hell cover the serf, and he will dragged us up to his eternal pal axe! I was like St. Paul, a person that hinted down Christians, but now I join them and I ask you to join them as well," is aid.
"Yes, will become a Christen," Cola said.
"Hank you, and I wail make you a prayer warrior just like me!" said. So I baptized him, and he sent the gambler out of his house, for the person fused to accept our lord Jesus Christ! His body is rotting in the sea.
"Yes, and I will o and talk to the campfires and make them believers in Christ!" said Carlile.
So I waited there, while he went and talked to the camp. Suddenly, my mother, Esme, (who I baptized as well) came back panicking.
"THEY KILLED CARLILE AMD THEN ATE HIM ALIVE!" she said. I stood tin shock, waiting to throw up. I became angry. Then were not allowed to get away with killing a follower of our lord Jesus Chris! I had to go to the myself! So I dd. Outside Jasper waited, along with an army of nonbelievers, and the old breast were dancing around Carlile's today.
"Who dare u kill a fellow Christian! You are like Judas, selling a friend for 30 gold coins. You will truly be punished," is aid. So I battled Jasper, who just laughed and said mockery things to me, such as "you god is a lie!" and "how are you stupid beaver!" This made me even angrier! So I then cut is head off with sword, for is was a master of sword sighting, for Carlile had taught me how to use a sword. So Jasper died for the third time. I hoped that this time he would stay dead. The reason he kept coming back to life before was because liberal evil scientist were cloning him. So now the only members of my family left alive were me and my mother Esme. I sent a message to Larry, ad told him to come and to decide our next move, which was to take on the Volturi!
Aren't you glad Edward has become Christian? All people can get eternal lives if they truly bellied. Amen and amen.