Chapter 14: Therapy, The Final Session

This is the last chapter of therapy. I have a surprise in store for the readers that I think that they will like. Thanks to all of you who reviewed my previous chapters.

For starters, if you recall from the last chapter, everyone is hung-over and fuses are short. Thom was sleeping fitfully in his chair, Kimblee was passed out on the ground, Envy and Ed were arguing about something, Jen was trying to revive Kimblee, and Greed was poking at Thom.

Mr. Rogers walked in with his now famous twitchy eye. He looked everyone, who were now wide awake, and said, "Hello again. Now I want you to tell me how your assignments went. You go first Edward, how did yours and Envy's reunion with your father go?"

Ed replied in an irritated tone, "Lousy. It was going fine until Envy tried to kill him."

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Thom smirked and said, "Envy saw Hoenhiem, I'm surprised there's anything left of him."

Rogers turned to Jen and asked, "Jennifer, how did your date with Zolf go?"

Jen's face was grim as she answered, "It went fine until Kimblee got drunk, tried to drive, and crashed into the Furor's office! We got court-martialed, and we can't drive for three months!"

Kimblee said, "I said I was sorry. How many times do I have to say my bad?"

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Rogers looked like he was about to crack when he turned to Thom and asked, "How is your drinking problem going?"

Thom, however, wasn't listening due to the fact he was sucking his thumb in the fetal position.

Greed looked at Mr. Rogers and said, "He isn't doing very well. He can't smoke or drink and he's going crazy."

Mr. Rogers got up and walked out of the room. While he was gone Jen turned to Kimblee and asked, "Don't you have any ideas of how to get us out of here?"

Kimblee sarcastically replied, "Yeah, just turn around and I'll pull it out of the usual place."

Ed commented, "What we need is a weapon of mass destruction."

Thom raised his hands in the air, and said, "Hello, Blast Alchemist, walking weapon of mass destruction! Then we got Kimblee, a ticking time bomb, and Greed is the freaking Ultimate Shield."

Envy said, "So, what do you have in mind?"

Thom smiled and said, "You know, I have a personal quote, There is no problem that can't be solved with the proper application of explosives."

Kimblee replied, "I like your way of thinking."

At that moment, Mr. Rogers burst into the room and yelled, "I CAN"T WORK WITH YOU PEOPLE! YOU ARE ALL INSANE!"

Thom looked at Kimblee and asked, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Kimblee replied, "If it involves the words Rogers go boom, then yes."

Thom and Kimblee walked over and blew Mr. Rogers apart, much to everyone's satisfaction.

The scene ends with the six of them walking away covered in pieces of Rogers's gore.

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