Ice: Welcome to Wheel of Torture- Summer Edition! Sorry that our little show has taken so long but we were so focused on messing up the Twoleg "finals," as they are called, we couldn't get to this new show! But now that we are all here… Let's see. I guess we can get that wheel spinning. Any volunteers?

Clan cats: *all step back and look around*

Ice: No? Well then, I guess I'll just respond to every torture that has been sent in!

Clan cats: *lot's of nervous gulping*

Firestar: Would it be kinder to do it in separate shows?

Ice: Yes, yes it would.

Firestar: … So, will you?

Ice: No. On with the show!

Ice: Um, let's see… First on the list: Hawkfrost, come on up!

Hawkfrost: *gulp* … I am not Hawkfrost!

Ice: … Yeah, you are, actually.

Hawkfrost: *puts on totally fake British accent* I am Sir Poppynewken of the Champshire-

Ice: THAT ISN'T EVEN A PLACE YOU DUM DUM! AUGH! SECURITY!

Cluny: Right here.

Ice: GET THAT CAAAAAT!

Cluny: Which one?

Ice: Hawkfrost!

Cluny to Hawkfrost: Excuse me, Sir Poppynewken of the Champshire? Have you seen-?

Ice: I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS! SOMEONE JUST GET HIM!

Dovepaw: *leaps from the sky in a rush* AH HAH! DIE YOU FILTHY-

And the commercial break.

A/N: I am sooo sorry you guys! Like Ice mentioned, Finals. I hate them. Don't we all remember when the last few days of school were parties? Oh well. I am thinking of making Wheel of Torture a Facebook page. Would anyone join?

*Hawkfrost is securely tied to the wheel while Ice pins an award onto Dovepaw*

Ice: I am promoting you to leader of ThunderClan!

*from the back*: But I'm leader!

Ice: Shut your trap, Firestar! You are being demoted, to Firebutt!

Sandstorm: No way am I staying with him!

Ice: But we need you two together for the next scene!

Sandstorm: NO WAY! YOU CAN USE TIGERSTAR IF YOU HAVE TO!

Ice: FINE!

Firebutt: *whimpers audibly*

Ice: From now on, Dovepaw, you shall be known as Dovestar/my security team.

Dovestar: Thank you.

Ice: Now, for some wheel spinning! I think that I should let the person who thought of it to spin. Laterose13?

Laterose13: Coming! *spins the wheel*

Ice: Very good. Thanks. You may go now.

Laterose13: Can I pleeaaseeee watch?

Ice: *sigh* Fine… Let's see, what did he land on? *peeks over* Hahahahahaha! You have to wake up a roaring mad dinosaur named "Grumpy!"

Hawkfrost: *whimpers* But I am not Hawkfrost…

Ice: Seriously, how dumb do you think I am? Now, step right into this cage, and here are some pans to bang together… There. All suited up and ready for action. Go on, go wake Grumpy… *snickers*

Hawkfrost: NOOOO! I WILL NOT! *throws down pans making a terrible racket* NEVER!

Grumpy: *of course, wakes up* ROOOOAAAAAARRR!

Ice: Okay, enough of that dare. Let's just say we will never see Hawkfrost again. *snickers*

Hawkfrost: *walks up licking ice cream*

Ice: B-b-but… I just saw you die…

Hawkfrost: What? *peers into cage* ZOMG IS THAT SIR POPPYNEWKEN OF THE CHAMPSHIRE? WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO HIM?

Ice:*to the heavens* … C'MON, REALLY?

Ice: Now, for our next torture. This is for… two cats. Omg, they're just kits! Oh well, I guess none can be exempt from these things… Bumblekit and Briarkit, please step forward.

*both come leaping on stage*

Ice: Now, we won't strap you to the wheel, we will just give you the torture right here, 'kay? All you have to do, is trash Firebutt's den, can you do that?

Both: YES MA'AM!

Ice: Glad we understand each other. Now run along.

Both: *run to Firebutt's den (formerly with Sandstorm, now with Tigerstar)*

Bumblekit: Umm… are toms allowed to do that with other toms…?

Briarkit: Is it a catpile? Should we help?

Ice: ZOMG! KITS- COME BACK!

Both: What is it?

Ice: Did you see anything in there?

Briarkit: Well yeah. They were playing Twister, I think.

Ice: *leans down and whispers something in the kits' ears*

Both: *eyes go really wide with horror*

Ice: And that is enough with that dare! On to the next one… Let's see… It is for Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: *walks strait into the stage* Ow. *gets on top of the stage* That's better.

Ice: Now just come sit on this wheel, there, like that… yes… Good boy. Now, just like last time, here comes our cat to spin the wheel… Spottedflames, please spin.

Spottedflames: Okay! *spins wheel*

Ice: Thank you! Now let's see… Oh lol! Jayfeather, you have to tell Sol he is gay!

Jayfeather: I thought Sol was a girl… I guess it all makes sense now!

Sol: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Jayfeather: Oh yes I did!

Both: *whip out pixie stick lightsabers* DUUUUEEEELLLL!

*in the end, they both die by each other's blows*

Ice: And now, the next torture. Hawkfrost, seeing as we killed the wrong cat last time, you can have a second chance.

Hawkfrost: Noooo!

Ice: On to the wheel you go.

Hawkfrost: *firmly strapped in*

Ice: Now, could… Laterose13? This one is also from you?

Laterose13: I get bored.

Ice: *rolls eyes* Just spin the stupid wheel.

Laterose13: *spins the stupid wheel*

Ice: It landed on… "Spend a day with Hollyleaf ranting about the warrior code!"

Hawkfrost: *moans*

Ice: *unhooks Hawkfrost* Go find her!

Hawkfrost: Oh, I'll find something!

Ice: ?

Hawkfrost: *finds deathberries and eats them up*

Ice: More cats go suicidal that way… Oh well!

Ice: The next torture is for… LIONBLAZE! Wait, didn't he die?

Lionblaze: Yep. I'm like barf, you push me down, I just keep coming back up!

Ice: OH SICK! EWWW! Just get on the flippin' wheel!

Lionblaze: 'K.

CoolAwesomeRandomGirl123: Here!

Ice: … That is quite the name you've got there. Mind if we just call you "Cool?"

Cool: Not at all. *spins the wheel*

Ice: Gracias. Now let us see here… Okay, you have to guzzle a love potion!

Lionblaze: That isn't so bad.

Ice: Yeah, yeah it is.

Lionblaze: Lay it on me.

Ice: Fine. *shoves foul tasting potion down Lionblaze's throat* There.

Lionblaze: *gags the peers about, looking straight into Hazletail's eyes* Oh, what a beautiful cat…

Berrynose: Whatchu say to meh sisteh?

Lionblaze: Isn't she lovely…?

Berrynose: *screeches* I'M GUNNA KEEL YOU!

Ice: And the next one is for-

Sol: Me!

Ice: One: How did you know? Two: Aren't you dead?

Sol: I am a prophetic cat, which is my answer to both questions.

Ice: Not very good answers… But fine- get on the wheel! Yes, thank you. Now, we will have the torture creator come up… and… Laterose13? AGAIN? You come up so much, I'm just calling you Rose from now on.

Rose: Fine by me. *spins wheel* Okay, it says-

Ice: HEY! THAT IS MY JOB!

Rose: Sorry… geez….

Ice: Well, it landed on… LOL! Okay, so do you guys remember the dog pack that killed Lionblaze and Ashfur? Well, Sol has to go re-challenge them, and insult them along the way!

Sol: I knew that, because I am prophetic.

Ice: Put a sock in it.

Sol: What is a sock?

Ice: You should know: you're prophetic.

Sol: Hmf. I guess I deserved that.

Ice: Why yes, yes you did. Off you go.

Sol: Okay. *walks into the dog place coolly and challenges- and I quote- "you stinking flea-bitten savages of the Twoleg home" to a game of poker and wins, then getting totally mauled and-*

Ice: Okay! This one is for… Nightcloud!

Nightcloud: *whimpers*

Ice: Oh, and viewers, just so you know, this is our last dare. Please step right up here, thank you.

Autumnleaf: Thank you- I can handle it from here ! *spins wheel*

Ice: Okay, Oh God, you will hate this… *laughs loudly and evilly for quite some time* Okay, sorry folks, just had do that. Nightcloud, you have to get locked into a room with Leafpool.

Nightcloud: That isn't a torture! I can just tear her to shreds and live a happy life!

Ice: Whatever you say.

Nightcloud: *walks into the Leafpool Room, sees Leafpool, and jumps onto her yowling*

*BUZZ*

Nightcloud: YOOOOOOOWW! She is electrically charged!

Ice: No she isn't.

Nightcloud: Oh. *jumps onto Leafpool again*

*BUUUUUZZ*

Ice: You get the picture. Well, that wraps up today's…

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