Note: Wow. I went really off my original premise for this fic, didn't I? Time for a convenient plot hole!

I don't own Jak and Daxter, never will. So there.

On with the show!

Chapter 14 (Let's just stare at it for a while, eh? Revel in it's amazingness)

Jak sat down at the table with all his friends. They were all chattering about with one another until Torn stood up and smashed his glass against the wall. Sig's eyes went wide as he looked over. "Dude, you're supposed to just tap it with a spoon or something!" Jak exclaimed. "Yeah, but I never would have gotten the message across with a wimpy spoon." Torn replied. Everyone was staring at Torn, who's reckless actions now caused him to sport blood running down his hand. He wrapped his hand in a couple of cloth napkins and grinned (which was a scary look, coming from Torn.) He looked around. "There's something I need to say, and God help me if I freak out saying this, but you all need to know." Jak suddenly doubled over, holding his head. "Jak?"

"AHH!" Jak shouted. His eyes flashed black. "Jak!" Torn rushed to Jak's side (as he was sitting on the other side of the table). Jak suddenly fainted, right in Torn's arms. "Jak! Jak! Damn it, Jak! What's wrong?!"

"Calm down!" Keira said. "Calm down, calm down?! Jak is passed out like a drunken hobo at a dinner in which we were announcing our marriage!" He said, his voice getting higher and squeakier with worry until he sounded much like a girl with rocks in her throat. The entire room went silent. "Yes, that's right, Jak and I are getting married! Soon! If you don't like it, you can kiss my ass! Now help me get him to a bed or something!" Jak suddenly thrashed painfully, throwing his head back and cracking Torn right in the nose. Blood began to gush from his nose. "Owww!" He complained, using one arm to hold Jak up and the other covering his nose. Sig jumped up to help Torn with Jak. "I'm on your side!" He exclaimed. "Me too!" Tess said happily. "As much as it hurts me to think about Jak in love with someone else, I'm happy he found someone who loves him." Kiera said. "Well, I'm pissed off to no end, but I guess, for old time's sake, I'll keep my mouth shut." Ashlien said. Daxter merely nodded, keeping his mouth shut for once. He knew better than to get involved, especially after what happened with the Zoomer. Sig hefted Jak up and carried him out to the bed area to lay him down. Torn pinched his nose shut and lifted his head, trying to slow the blood flow. "Ow, ow, ow, ow damn it." He mumbled, nasally due to the fact his nose was pinched shut. "Jak's got a really hard head." He complained. "I always knew that." Kiera said apologetically. "He used to freak out the villagers by cracking open coconuts with his skull."

"Well, that explains a lot." Torn said scornfully, taking his fingers off his nose and wiping the blood off on his shirt. "Yeah..." Kiera agreed. Sig walked back in. "Torn, it's not looking pretty. He's wailing and he looks like he's in pain."

"AAAAGH!" A cry came from the other room. Torn wordlessly shot off to comfort him, Sig and Keira right on his tail. "Should we follow them?" Tess asked.

"How about we just stay here and get roarin' drunk?" Daxter suggested, holding up a bottle of vintage wine.

"Jak! Jak, it's me! Jak!" Torn was desperately trying to calm Jak down, who was thrashing madly, and morphing in and out of his various forms, sometimes combining two or more. By the time Torn had quite literally thrown himself on top of Jak to restrain him and calmed him down, Jak was sporting white hair, black eyes, horns, and glowing wings. Jak's features returned once more and Torn stepped off, only to have Jak cry out in pain and become still. "Jak? Jak! JAK!" Torn shook Jak hard, hoping to wake him up. "JAK!" Sig pulled him off. "Torn, giving him brain damage isn't going to help anything!" Tears sprung to Torn's eyes as he struggled in Sig's grasp, still wailing, "Jak! Jak!" at the top of his lungs. By this time, Tess, Ashlien and Daxter had come in out of pure curiosity. Ashlien picked up Jak's wrist and felt for a pulse. Her eyes widened slightly.

END OF CHAPTER 14

Cliffhanger. Muahaha.