The day broke over Vale ultim with a bright and sunny day... That no one in Ultim saw because they were underground.
So it was about noon if the clocks could be trusted, when everyone woke up on Vince's bed.
Cassy found herself wrapped in a blanket, nude surrounded by the other girls and blushed as Vince's eyes found hers.
"Shhh don't wake everyone else up. God the lot of you made me so sore." Vince said with a sly smile as Cassy turned redder than Bianca was.
Slowly Cassy got out of bed without waking anyone and went to her room, embarassed of, and happy about, last night. She had never felt so wonderful before. Vince made her feel amazing.
Soon enough the rest of the girls woke up and went about their usual business. Maryn giggled as each of them looked back at Vince with a blush.
Vince stayed in bed and stretched, "wanna explain last night Maryn?" He said with a smile.
Maryn straddled him and looked into his currently soft gold eyes, content with happy women in his life. "My guess? Synchronized heat. One gets horny, they all do. Dunno about Cassy though.. But it explains why the rest of the girls were watching how you were being taken for a ride like you were porn." Maryn giggled at the last part. "Maybe we should video tape it next time!"
Vince shook his head in exasperation. "Oh sure. Thats a brilliant idea." He said, sarcasm soaking his words.
Maryn nuzzled Vince's chest, "so todays the gym battle. Who are you gonna take?"
Vince scratched his beard in thought, "Diana... Mysty... Bianca... Uuuuuuummm..." Vince started counting on his fingers. "Not a lot of the girls are water type or have water type moves. I only just noticed that."
"Well come on Vince. Lets get all the girls together." Maryn said with a smile before she walked out of the bedroom.
Vince quickly got dressed and headed down into the kitchen. There he found all the girls. Maryn, Layla, Mysty, Bianca, Lina, Shay, Diana, and Farina. Also sitting around the table were Andrea, Ron, and a blushing Cassy, nervously eyeing Vince. Then Blue floated in and laid on Vince's head with a yawn.
"So whats for breakfast?" Vince said as he sat down. Soon Maryn and Cassy passed out plates of chansey egg omelets, with tomato berry and ground tauros beef.
Blue got a couple forkfuls of Vince's triple egg omelet before he was stuffed, and everyone was finished soon after that.
Vince leaned back in his chair, Blue happily fat from his bites of omelet and asleep on Vince's head.
"I think i'll neeeeeed... Diana, Mysty, Bianca, Lina, Shay aaaaaaaaand... Layla." As the six girls Vince had named cheered the rest awwed in dissapointment, except Maryn who sighed in relief.
"Don't worry everyone else gets to come watch." Vince said with a smile.
Vince eyed Maryn and she jumped when she noticed. "What?" She said slightly accusingly.
Vince merely raised an eyebrow, "nothing. You feeling okay?" He said as he slipped closer to her, his shiny mew son for a hat tubby and asleep on top of his head still.
Maryn leaned against him gently, "nothing is wrong. Why?"
Suddenly blue hiccuped and with a drowsy head raised looked around curiously. "Siiiiiissy?"
Maryn froze and grabbed Blue in a hug, "where are you learning to speak you rascal? Who taught you that word huh my little baby Blue?"
Blue yawned and wiggled his way out of her grasp to lay again her stomach. "Siiissy..." He said drowsily.
Maryn looked at him with a blush, "who told him to call me sissy? Fess up!"
Vince stood up and walked behind her. Maryn flinched as his hands touched her shoulders. "Yeep!"
Vince slowly rubbed her shoulders until she calmed down.
"Whats her name gonna be?"
"VINCE!?" everyone looked at Maryn shocked. Maryn couldn't believe he had said it!
Blue slept on, a full belly keeping him sound asleep. "Everyone calm down. I think pokemon develope slightly faster. Based on how breeding works it makes sense." Vince said calmly as he kept rubbing Maryn's shoulders.
Maryn covered her face to hide her embarassment.
"So Maryn, what are you gonna name her?" Diana asked
Face still covered she got out a muffled response that sounded vaguely like, "how do we know it's a girl" and, "i dunno what to name it, boy or girl"
Vince kept rubbing her shoulders as he spoke. "Well for the sake of being prepared... If it's a girl, Savrina. If it's a boy... Zeke."
Maryn sighed, "how can all of you be so calm? Among my species... Well..." She trailed off a little and quietly said the rest, "inbreeding isn't really taboo... Or uncommon..."
Vince stopped rubbing her shoulders and sat down beside her, "what?" Vince was a tad shocked...
"Nothing happens from it... But usually the father is the first... But that didn't happen to me!" She said quickly.
The back of Vince's neck hair began to rise as with a brilliant flash of light the mighty Alpha pokemon appeared from a rift in space/time and darted through the tent. "Palkia&dialgagotmadatmeIgottahidepleasetakecarethemformethanks!"
Vince blinked as he somehow understood that and watched Arceus dash to another room. Suddenly it struck him the implications of what was said.
"EVERYBODY DOWN!"
Suddenly an explosive wave of energy rocked the entire room as another space/time rift opened and out came Palkia and Dialga. "Truce until we beat the shit out of Arceus?" Said Palkia with a decidedly feminine voice.
"Definitely." Said Dialga with a huskier male voice.
Vince was the only one standing. And he was pissed. Furniture was everywhere. Everyone else was on the floor, shrapnel from the table was embedded in the walls, luckily everyone had only minor cuts and abrasions.
Vince glared at the gargantuan pokemon before him, his eyes red with fury. His hard work smashed, his girls hurt, his dinner ruined and interrupted, and then there was the state of Maryn's child. Vince was pissed beyond anything he had ever felt before.
Dialga stepped forward and dissappeared in blur as Vince grabbed him by the leg and flipped him onto his side. "What the hell!?" Was the last he said before Vince unleashed a barrage of punches into his metal gut, dents over 3 inches deep appearing as Vince's fists blurred faster and faster into nonexistence. His rage fueling his unknown powers into superhuman levels.
Vince stopped and glared at the stunned Palkia. Dialga spat up blood before collapsing, his wounds causing inestimable amounts of pain. The only thing having kept him awake during the barrage was the pain of new injuries being beaten into his steel hide.
Suddenly Palkia tore open a rift and tried to move through, only for Vince to jump from his position crouched over Dialga's dented midsection and take Palkia by the throat.
Everyone watched in a mixture of stunned fascination and paralyzing horror as Vince slammed her against the splinter filled wall and slowly crushed her windpipe.
"What did we do!?" Palkia wheezed and hacked out, clawing at Vince's arm, her hands engulfing his arm but still unable to overpower him, her eyes grew wide as she realized how easily she was being overpowered.
"What did you do...?" Vince hurled her into the decimated remains of the table. "LOOK AROUND YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU DID!?" Vince roared at her terrified form on the floor.
She looked around, her spacial senses telling her she had hurt many with her brother, and that inside of Maryn was a creature holding matter of both this man and the pokemon carrying the young unborn.
Vince slowly walked over, stepping on her as if she was a part of the floor. He knelt on her neck. Looking right into her eyes he looked at her.
She flinched and covered her face, afraid of what would happen next.
"Fix it. Now."
She cowered under Vince until he repeated himself. "I said fix it spacial pokemon. You can undo all this damage. Then i want you, Dialga, and Arceus OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Palkia nodded and hurriedly restored all the items and pokemon to their original state. Even Dialga had his dents removed, his blood no longer stained the carpet either.
After that was done everyone else sat uneasily at the table and Vince dragged Dialga and Palkia out of the diningroom and to where Arceus was.
"Arceus if you ever do something like this again you'll have more to worry about than these two wanting to beat you. I'll see to it that you realize what these two could do is a pathetic amount of pain." Vince tossed the two of them at Arceus, and they tumbled in a large pile.
"Guy's terrifying isn't he? I'm not weak. He's just strong." Arceus said with a nod in Vince's direction.
Palkia shrank down to her actual size of 5'9 and hid behind Arceus body. Dialga stayed on the floor and tried to act like a girder.
Arceus stayed pinned under Dialga as he looked at Vince with eyes full of remorse and compassion.
"Vince... Don't be too hard on them. In fact there was another reason i wanted them to come here." He said calmly. "Would you get off of me you fatass steel brick!"
Dialga scrambled to his feet and away from Vince, who had crossed his arms.
Palkia had her head down, thinking of what she and Dialga had done. She felt ashamed that she had thoughtlessly endangered someone. In fact many someones.
"Hey Palkia.. Didn't you notice anything during the fight with Vince? He mercilessly beat Dialga senseless, but he only threatened and terrified you. For the most part. But Vince is hesitant to hurt a lady. In fact i'm sure that with whatever special ability he seems to have you'll start liking him too."
Palkia shook her head and hid behind Arceus hulking form. "I suppose he could have used dialga to rewind to before we got there... He didn't have to choose me..."
Vince glared at the Alpha pokemon and stormed out of the room. "When i come back you better have a damn good reason for letting these two nearly injure a new member of my family or i'm going to tear you apart and shove you into an easter egg and let that be your universe for the next ten years." And with that Vince walked into the kitchen and sat down beside Maryn.
Everyone else was crowded around Maryn who was a little terrified of all the attention.
"Everyone sit down. Lets eat already okay?" Vince said calmly.
Soon Andrea passed out the plates. "Should i heal the legendaries out there?"
"Leave them be. Let them understand the error of their ways." Vince said without looking.
Andrea sighed, she remembered when a bunch of bikers came into town, they wrecked the local restaurant and Vince went off, he got a few bruises and cuts, but the bikers got off far worse.
"They can heal themselves easily. In fact going to heal them would be insulting." Vince said matter of factly.
As Vince and the others ate dinner, in the other room Palkia, Dialga, and Arceus all spoke together.
Dialga was the first, "what did you do to him Alpha?! He destroyed us! The strength to dent me easily! And speed to catch her before she could shift out of this universe!"
Palkia sat and hugged her knees, she felt so much guilt.
Arceus looked at them, "i unlocked his full potential. What he never knew was he is part pokemon. A long line in fact. Strength of the strongest fighting types, balance of all the feline pokemon, temperment to match the firiest of fire types, flexibility of mind and body more so than any water type. More stubborn, obstinate, and destructive than any dragon type. As level headed and in control as a psychic type. Stable as the ground, rocks, and livelier than grass. More dependable than steel. Faster than electricity. More cunning than a dark type, more emotional than any type, but able to be colder than an ice type. He is all types and none. He is the human type pokemon. And he is in an egg group all his own, yet shared by every pokemon in existence. He is one of a kind. And powerful to boot." Arceus said calmly.
Palkia cocked her head in thought, "so... Who was his father? And what pokemon does he most closely resemble?"
Arceus looked at the cieling. The sounds of everyone eating barely audible, "well... As a human... He may have more than one ability, but my guess is it's dependent on his mood. In fact... Since his father was a pokemon, the chances are rather high he should have some sort of pokemon physical characteristics. But he doesn't... Perhaps... Hmmm. But... Oh my." Arceus turned paler than his usually white complexion.
Dialga looked on without concern, just waiting to leave the domicile of such a dangerously strong creature. Palkia shook Arceus and frowned, "What is it Alpha?"
Arceus scarmbled to his feet and dashed through dimensions with a barely heard, "stay here!"
Palkia sat beside Dialga and waited.
In the time it took for Arceus to return Palkia had wandered into the dining hall and stood there scratching her arm, waiting to get Vince's attention.
Eventually Maryn noticed her and scooted closer, holding Vince's arm restrainingly before she told him of Palkia's presence.
Vince looked over his shoulder and simply pointed to a chair between Mysty and Bianca.
Palkia took a seat, the chair barely creaking as she sat. "I want to apologize. Your fury was justified. First we broke into your territory with no fore warning. And almost hurt many of those you hold dear. I am sincerely sorry for my actions and those of my stubborn as pig iron idiot brother." She said with her head down in a penitant gesture of remorse.
Vince cocked an eyebrow. "Why do legendaries have to be so strange and wild, and so absolutely unflinching? Had to wrestle Arceus before he would give up trying to kill Mysty."
Mysty waved cheerfully beside her with a smile. She held Blue in her lap and fed him a spoon at a time.
Blue looked out of the corner of his eye at the spacial pokemon. "Space lady wanna get to know daddy. Daddy strange but loving."
Vince looked at his son and smiled, "Blue, you have eyes that see all son."
Palkia tried to make herself look smaller in the chair. Vince looked at her questioningly. "No denial. Fine. I'll make you a room too. No fighting with Dialga or both of you are getting punished. He can come and go as he likes but the first sign of a fight i see and i'm gonna make both of you think of tonight as nothing more than a slap to the face."
Palkia looked up in shock. "I... I can really stay?" She asked hesitantly.
Maryn giggled that from all of what Vince had said... THAT was what she picked up on, and not the threat to life and limb should she be caught fighting with Dialga.
Vince nodded. Already he had a feeling she was... Changing. "If you want to travel with us you'll have to get in one of my pokeballs."
Palkia looked at him solemnly for a second, "what if i wanna go somewhere?"
Vince sat for a second and stared at her for emphasis, "I'll destroy the pokeball and you can be on your way."
Palkia's eyes widened, "really?"
Vince simply nodded and got out of his chair, fighting legendaries was exhausting. He'd get a nap before the gym battle later.
"I want you to give me a name then." Palkia said quickly.
Vince stumbled to a halt at the doorway, "alright... How about... Pauline?"
Palkia got up and ran around the table to hug Vince, "oh thank you thank you thank you!" She said.
"Ron... I need another pokeball..." Vince said as Pauline hugged him tight.
Ron laughed, "i'll charge the 1000 poke to your account. Not like it really means much with how much you get paid."
Ron walked over and put the luxury ball in Vince's hand before walking out fo the room, saying something about, needing to get some air without any of the usual Vince brand antics going on.
Vince wiggled out of Pauline's grip and held the luxury ball out. She dipped her head and dissapeared in a two rock critical capture. Immediately Vince let palkia out, and she snuggled up to Vince.
"Are you gonna be okay?" Vince asked with a bit of concern.
Pauline smiled and nuzzled Vince's chest. "I just like being close to people and stuff... I'll stop if you want..." She said sadly.
Vince shook his head, "it's fine I just wasn't expecting it. Thats all."
Vince yawned and disentangled himself from Pauline before heading to bed. The girls each blew him a kiss in whatever fashion they could, all except Pauline, she sat at the table shyly and looked at the others.
Vince climbed into bed and soon darkness claimed him.
Deep in his dreams Vince walked through a constantly shifting landscape. Sometimes shadows would flit by, other times a figure would dart past.
"Who's there?" Vince would calmly ask, only for the figure to look his way and dissapear like smoke.
"This is what your memories of your father are..."
"Who are you and what do you know?" Vince said as he looked all around.
Out of a shadowy hole in the floor appeared a rather unexpected surprise.
Giratina arose with Darkrai and Cresselia.
"The bloody hell are you here for!?" Vince said in surprise.
Giratina looked at darkrai with remorse, "thanks for hauling me into the dream. And thank you Cresselia for opening his dream for me to be hauled into."
Suddenly the silent darkrai collapsed onto the ever shifting floor.
Cresselia laid down and sighed in exhaustion, "he's more wiped tha. I am... Vince has some mental barrier or aversion to psychic abilities..."
Giratina laughed, "allow me to show everyone why. From the dawn of the the world and it's reflection i have watched everything along side Arceus. And he told me to watch this one when he was born."
"Arceus needs to stay out of my business." Vince said huffily.
Griatina laughed with her feminine voice, "yes he is a nosey parker isn't he?"
Meanwhile as Vince was napping.
"Achoo!"
"Would it be ironic to say bless you to the god pokemon?" Dialga said as he waited beside Arceus, who was snifing his nose.
"Somebody must be talking about me." Arceus said as he snuffled again.
Back in Vince's dream.
"Let me clear this up for you." Giratina's shadow raced across the dreamscape and enveloped the shadowy figure.
Soon it was no longer a shadowy figure...
"LEON MY MOTHER'S POKEMON!?"