Cartman felt like shit... again, Clyde had not proved himself quite yet. The wedding was tomorrow. Cartman walked into his house, his mother and future father were totally cuddled together. Reading a book.

"God, they're more romantic than gay people!" Cartman muttered under his breath, he walked up to them.

"Hey guys" he spoke.

"Oh hi, Eric!" his father replied happily

"So uh, what'ya doin?" Cartman asked, looking at the old book.

"Oh, we were reading the book of my ancestry" he answered, Cartman got on the back of the moved couch

"Oh really? Kewl, I wanna see one" Cartman carried

"Oh hey guys!" Kyle suddenly walked into the room, Cartman leaned back

"Oh hey Kyle" Cartman said in a cold voice

"Nice weather we're having"

"Well actually, it's about to snow" Kyle said, standing with Cartman looking at the book.

"Get away from me, you stinking Jew!" Cartman thought

"And here we have- oh never mind!" Shaun skipped a page to look at 16 year old Marlin Docker, in the year 1971. Kyle was curious about what was on the skipped page

"Hey, what's on the last page?" he asked

"Uh, nothing" Shaun responded, Cartman tore the book out of his hands, Cartman and Kyle looked at the last page and saw both in joy and horror. Richard Docker, who was born in 1915 and died in 1991, had been a member of the national communist party in 1942.

"What the fuck?!" Kyle exclaimed, but before he could tell Cartman's mom, Cartman kicked him in the nuts and kicked him in the face to knock him out, having making no noise during it.

"Here take it!" Cartman gave the book to Shaun and dragged Kyle outside. He suddenly realized that Kyle was here for a reason, to look after Ike.

"Uh, Mr Docker! Where's Ike broflovski?" he asked, getting a glass of apple juice

"Well, he's upstairs with Clyde taking a bath" Shaun told him, Cartman froze, then dropped his glass and shattering it and raced upstairs.

"FAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHK!" Cartman shouted

"Hey Clyde, watch this!" Ike told Clyde, he farted, both laughed. Clyde farted back, both laughed again. Cartman suddenly and unliterally burst through the door.

"Uh-oh!" Ike knew what was going to happen; Cartman quickly pulled Ike out of the tub. "Stay away from him you dirty Jew!" Cartman yelled, Ike hurriedly put his clothes back on. "What kind of sick, weird parents put their kids in the same bathtub?!" Cartman questioned