Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot line and a bunch of my own memories that made this story possible. *wink wink*
Ok yeah I know it have been FOREVER… but I have been stuck in the worst possible classes that make a doctor residency look like a day at the park… ok so maybe not, but man they felt like it to me.. LOL
SO This chapter is more like a few little sections needed to make it flow better later down the road. I'm not sure how many more chapters we are looking at. I may stop the minute the babies are here or go a little bit longer.. I guess time will tell…
I know no one really reads these anyway… so on with the drama.. LOL
"You have got to be fucking with me right?" I hissed as I walked out of the fitting room and rounded on Alice.
"What?" she said innocently. I looked down at the little pixie, sitting in her purple leather chair and glared. She raised her eyebrows, trying once more the innocent little girl routine. "Jesus, live a little Swan." She threw her hands up in the air and huffed out an angry breath.
"Bella you look fucking hot." Rose said as she walked into Alice's office, tossing her Prada purse onto the matching leather couch. I shook my head as I looked at myself in the mirror.
Well yeah I did look hot, and Oh the things I could get Edward to do in this..
Oh lets add a pair of stripper heels and a ridding crop and the night will be epic. I shook my head at my horney thoughts.
Sex… Sex… SEX.. I swear is that the only thing I can think of these days??
No wait strike that; sex and food.
"You tell me how many pregnant women there are in the world that will need a leather corset, red lace g string, and a red matching cape? All I'm missing is the fangs." I huffed as I took myself in once more but this time seeing his perfect fingers slipping over the leather. "And how do you expect the belly to fit?" I heard both Alice and Rose start laughing and I turned to see my too soon to be EX best girl friends gasping for air and practically rolling on the office floor.
"That's not for the maternity line Bells." Alice choked out holding her stomach.
"What?" I asked bewildered.
"I got a call from one of the 'underground' fetish communities and they asked me to do leather and lace line. I guess their old designer dropped the ball and they needed it before their big Halloween bash." She explained as she stood up and walked over to me holding up and matching pair of leather pants.
"Well that changes things." I said was a shrug. I could so picture Edward in those pants clinging to his ass, yummy.
"Oh I know what you're thinking." Rose sang as she lay back on the couch and twirled a strand of her blond hair. "And I do have to agree, even though he is my cousin, his ass would look fine in those." She laughed as my face turned bright red.
"Ok ok let's stop seeing Eddie Poo in hot leather pants and get to the good stuff." Alice chided as she handed me a couple of slacks and blouses. I smiled and walked back into the little fitting room; taking my time to unlatch all the little silver eye hooks that held the corset around my body as she explained what her thoughts were in designing this top or that one.
"SO you still looking at the Mercedes or have you got him to change his mind?" I heard Rose ask Alice as I pulled on a silky pair of red pants and couldn't get the dang things to close around my waist.
"Hummm. Alice how long have you been dressing me?" I asked as I tugged on the pants again trying to get the pearl button to meet with the hole.
"Forever." I swear I could even hear the roll of her eyes.
"Ok so why did you give me a pair of pants that are a size to small?" I huffed as I jumped a few times thinking that maybe just maybe that would be the helping factor that would get the fucking things closed.
"Bella, dear, these pants were made just for you, they are your size." I heard her say as she opened the door and looked at my face now matching the color of the stupid pair of pants that just wouldn't fit.
"Well you must have done them wrong." I hissed as I tried once more to get them clasped shut. I felt her small hand on my shoulder and heard her giggle.
"It's the babies." She laughed as I let go of the pants and they fell into a puddle in the burgundy carpet.
"What, come on I'm only, what, 13 weeks now, it can't be." I saw in awe as I lifted up my shirt and looked at myself in the mirror. "I mean come on Alice you are farther along than me and you aren't showing." I ran my hand over my slightly pouching belly and took in a sharp breath.
"Yes but Bella, I'm not carrying two." She said as her hand rested on top of mine.
"Already." I whispered as I turned to the side and saw that my stomach did stand out just a little more than it had the last time I looked. "WOW. I think I am going to need some new cloths." I laughed as I looked into Alice's eyes through the mirror.
"Well thank God you have me, most of the maternity outfits out there look like a potato sack with ribbons." She said as she hugged me and walked out of the room to get a larger size still mumbling under her breath.
"You two are going to be the two best dress prego's in the world." Rose laughed as she walked up behind me and set her chin on my shoulder. "Makes it a little more realistic doesn't it?" I nodded my head still looking at my stomach in the mirror.
"I can actually see that there is someone growing in me." I whispered still in awe as Alice bounced back into the room arms full of new outfits.
"Barbie Bella time." She cooed as she shoved the clothing into my arms and slammed the fitting room door shut. An hour later I had bags full of new dresses, pants and shirts to go along with my new 'filled out' frame as Rose called it.
"Ladies?" Riley Alice's drop dead hunk of a assistant said as he walked into the room. I swear the only reason she hired him was for his striking blue eyes, jet black hair and a body that you could sculpt David from. The contrast was just pure art.
"Yes Riley." Alice and I said together as he smiled his panty gushing smile. I looked at Rose who was practically drooling over the man and laughed as I myself have had the same reaction. Thank God I have become immune to his looks over the years.
"I have your lemonades here for you." he winked as he handed Rose hers and then chuckled as she grunted her thanks.
"Come on Riley it's not nice to dazzle my friends. Save it for the cliental." Alice said with a laugh. He just looked at us both knowingly and shrugged.
"Ass." I said as he handed me my glass and slapped his arm.
"Yes, but you still love me." He said as he swatted mine and stalked to the door, then looked over his shoulder."And Bella I just say Edward pull up, he should be here in a minute for you."
Thank Ry." I said and blew him a kiss.
"You know it's still not too late to drop his ass and come to me. I can toss Bree out, she will understand." He winked as I shook my head.
"Sure, sure Ry." He shrugged once more and then closed the door behind him with a laugh.
"I swear to God Bree is the luckiest bitch in the world." Rose said when she finally found her voice.
"Yes she is." Alice and I agreed just as Edward walked into the room laughing with Riley at his side.
"Hey love." He smiled his crooked smile as he looked me from head to toe. "Have you choose Riley over me yet? He asked with a wink.
"No, I think I will save him for my mid life crisis." I laughed Edward wrapped his arms around me and kissed my lips.
"I don't fucking think so missy." He growled against my lips and I felt my panties dampen.
Need to go home and fuck my boyfriend right now……
"Let's go home. Thanks for everything Alice." I said as I started to pick up bags in a hurry.
"We got them Bells." Riley said as he walked over and took the ones I already had. "Don't want you to carry to much in your situation."
"I'm pregnant Riley, not dying." I huffed as Edward picked up the rest of the bags and laughed.
"Did you take her whole dang store room?" He asked as he kissed my cheek once more.
"Needed a whole new wardrobe, couldn't fit in the other stuff." Alice said as she bounced up to me holding one more bag. "Here you go Bella, this one is for tonight." She winked as she pushed me out the door behind Riley and Edward. "You can thank me tomorrow."
Once we got everything into the car and were on our way I looked into the bag and gasped. I couldn't see everything but the red lace g string and pair of fake vampire fangs were sitting right on top screaming for my attention.
"Oh I am so going to have fun with you tonight Mr. Cullen." I said under my breath.
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"It seems roomie for the outside, but my legs are like right up against the seat." Jake complained as he shoved his knees into the driver's seat, which also happens to be Edwards back.
"That's because you're the size of Paul fucking Bunyan." I sighed as I placed my hand on Edwards's knee and massaged it in a calming manner.
"And why a Volvo?" Jake huffed as he leaned forward between the seats placing his arm over my shoulder.
"Safety." Edward growled as I watched his knuckles go white around the steering wheel. I rolled my eyes as I looked at Jake who had his cocky grin plastered across his face.
"Car seats will have no problem fitting back here with more than enough room for both the driver and the passenger to set comfortable." The sales woman, Maggie, who was sitting next to Jake piped in. "I have this one at home and both my kids fit perfectly." I looked over my shoulder and gave her a wry smile thanking her for at least trying to break the tension.
"What do you think love?" Edward asked as we pulled into the sales lot.
"I think I could do better." Jake sneered as he got out of the SUV and ran over to my side to open my door. I just shook my head and pressed a kiss to Edwards' cheek.
"Babe its' your car your trading in, its' your choice in the long run." I felt Jacobs's hands on my hips as he lifted me out of the vehicle and grabbed my bag.
"But you need to feel comfortable with it. You're going to be driving it more than me." Edward said thorough slatted eyes as he walked around to where I was now standing pushing Jakes hands off my belly.
"Than what the hell are you going to be driving?" Jake spat as he wrapped his arm around my waist and we followed Maggie into the sales room.
"Jenna." I said as I turned around in his arms and waited for Edward to get to my side. "AND you need to back off." I hissed as I poked my finger into his chest. He raised his hands up in surrender and backed up a foot or two still with that shitty cocky smile on his lips. Then I watched his eyes cloud over in anger as what I said before finely made sense.
"Fuck no." he growled right when Edward wrapped his arms around my waist placing his hands on my now even bigger pouch. "I did not bust my ass on that car for you to have your pretty boy here drive her."
"You busted your ass?" I said in awe as I looked up into his now beat red face. "And what the fuck did I do all this time you were busting your ass. Fingering myself in the corner?" I said under my breath just loud enough for him to hear.
"Please Bella you know what I mean."
"No Jacob Mathew Black I don't think I do know what you mean." I said as I placed my hands on my hips and tapped my foot. I felt Edwards's lips on my ear before his whispered words came out.
"Calm down love, think of our babies." He whispered before placing a kiss to my neck and squeezing my waist. "I'm going to go start the paper work. I will need you to sign a few papers." He released me and then walked up to Jacob. "Don't get her worked up; it's not good for my children." He hissed and walked into the office where Maggie was waiting with all the paperwork for our new car. I looked at Jake with my fist on my hips and tapping my Chuck clad foot angrily.
"You. ME. Outside. NOW." I hissed as I turned around and stormed out the glass doors into the parking lot. I stood taking a few deep breaths before turning around and seeing Jake smiling his cocky smile leaning up against a brand new black S60.
"You know if I was buying you a new car, I would go for something sexy like this, not a suburban soccer mom look alike. But I don't do Volvo." He said as he ran his finger over the smooth paint.
"Oh yeah and I can so see me weaseling with two baby seats every fucking day in that little tuna can." I spat as I walked up to him and pressed my finger into his chest roughly. "I don't know what your fucking problem is, but back the fuck off, Black." I watched as his eyebrows raised and he chuckled darkly.
"MY fucking problem is that Pretty boy took my girl right the fuck from under my nose and is now trying to play happy family with MY children." He spat back clenching his fist the whole time.
"Number one, Black. I AM NOT your girl.. Never was, never will be." I raised my hand as his mouth opened to retaliate and continued one. "WE ARE FRIENDS AND WE FUCKED. Period. DOT. DOT. DOT. How much clearer can I fucking be? Number two. For right now these two children are MINE." I placed my hand on my stomach and felt stinging in my eyes of the tears that come all the fucking time now days. "We will cross the bridge of which one for you two are the dad when the results come back next week. But, we are not 'playing'" I even used air quotes, fuck you very much. "happy family. We are a happy family."
"Fucking hormonal pregnant women." I heard his say under his breath.
"Excuse me?" I couldn't believe he had the audacity to say something like that. I watched him straighten his back and square his shoulders.
"Just reminding myself that you are a hormonal pregnant woman and not to see too much into anything that you say." He shrugged his shoulders as I heard a hushed 'daaannnmmm' coming from behind me. I turned abruptly and saw a couple of salesmen standing near shaking their heads.
"Man that was just stupid." The older of the two said, looking at Jake like he was walking down the green fucking mile.
"Dude, even I know not to say shit like that to a woman, pregnant or otherwise." The younger one, who couldn't have been older than 19, said with a click of his tongue.
"Sure, sure, mind your own." Jake said from behind me. I threw my arms up in the air and turned back at him after giving the sales men a slight 'thank you' smile.
"I am so done with your attitude." I said as I took a step up to his chest and leaned my head back so I could look into his dark eyes. "If you can't behave yourself around me and MY boyfriend then we don't need to be around you. I will call you when the results are in." I said as I turned around and stalked back to the doors.
"Bella, come on." I heard him call to me when I got up to the doors where the two salesmen were waiting, each holding them open for me.
"Thank you, guys." I said with a smile on my face and walked in ignoring Jake's pleas.
"Not a problem." The younger one said as he looked me up and down and smiled widely. "Damn I hope my girl looks that good knocked up." I heard him say softly under his breath. I shook my head and giggled before walking to the office when Maggie and Edward were waiting. I wrapped my hands around his neck before pressing a kiss to his hair.
"Everything ok?" he asked as he pulled the empty chair out next to him and motioned for me to sit down. I sat down and he pulled my hand into his running his thumb lightly over my ring. I nodded and smiled at him.
"What do you need me to sign Maggie?"
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"Bells, have you seen my Griffey jersey? I think I left it here when I moved." Emmett yelled from his old room. I looked at myself in the mirror and smiled as I pulled his jersey over my white tank top and pulled my hair into a messy pony tail.
"Nope." I popped the 'P' and giggled as I swiped a little color on my eyes and gloss on my lips.
"Fuck. Guess I'll ware Ichiro." I heard his shuffle around outside my door. "Come on Bells I don't want to be late. I know how much you love warm ups." I heard his chuckle as I walked out of the bathroom with a large smile on my face.
"Ok Emmy let's get going." I turned my back to him and waited for him to notice counting down from 10.
"Don't know where it is, huh?" I heard him bellowed behind me as I was picked up, tossed me over his shoulder; my back against it mind its hard muscles, and carried out of my room kicking and screaming like a two year old.
"Hey be careful with that, it's holding precious cargo." I heard Edward laugh as we made past the spare room which now housed his Baby Grand, and all his music stuff.
Yeah I just called thousands and thousands of dollars of interments, and books, and everything else 'stuff'. Got a problem with that?
"Yea, yeah, I know." Emmett said as he placed me down in my feet and slapped my ass lightly. "Go give your man some loven'. I'll meet you in Jenna." He winked at Edward. "Don't worry she will be in 'good' hands." He wiggled his eyebrows and then left laughing at Edward's eye rolling. I smiled as Edward slipped out from behind his piano and walked up to me wrapping his arms around my waist.
"I am so going to miss you today." he whispered into my ear before capturing my lobe between his lips and tugging gently.
"Hummmmmm.. I'm going to miss you too." I hummed as I ran my fingers through his hair. I heard him chuckle and felt his shack his head.
"No you won't, you will be watching men in tight pants hitting balls and running around the field."
"Yeah well, I will miss you in between all that." I said with a wave of my hand and then entwined it with his. "Could you do me a favor please?" he nodded his head and pressed a kiss to my lips.
"Anything."
"Well tomorrow is the day we find out… everything." he nodded once more with a large smile on his face and then placed his free hand on my stomach. "Could you finish moving all your stuff into our room and the guest room, so we can get the baby's room painted? Maybe even switch beds, I hate my mattress now."
"Not a problem. You guys picked out a design for the nursery?" he asked as he walked me out to the living room.
"Well yes and no. I have picked out my favorites and now we are just waiting to see if we have boys, girls, or one of each."
"I will get it done today, maybe I will have Embry come over and help with the big stuff." I turned into his chest and placed a kiss over his heart.
"Just don't forget to leave a corner for Lizzy's stuff. I have a toddler bed coming next week and the cutes princess chest of drawers." I reminded him before opening the door to the garage. I saw Emmett looking anxious in the driver's seat of Jenna tapping his hands on her steering wheel; I just shook my head. "Any chance he gets."
"Baby the power of that car is enough to make a man Jizz his pants just from hearing it, being behind the wheel is 100 times better." Edward explained as he led me to the passenger seat and helped me in.
"Exactly, my good man." Emmett said as he looked at me with his perfect dimples and I just had to sigh. I looked at both of the guys and smiled wickedly.
"Does the same to me. Why do you think I go on daily drives to McDonalds, do you really think I need a Strawberry Milkshake EVERYDAY???" I laughed at Edwards and Emmet's shocked face's and kissed Edwards pouting lips. "Have a good day my love."
"You are so in trouble when you get home young lady." He said as he winked and closed the door lightly. I rolled the window down as Emmett started the engine.
"Hummmm.. Oh God YEEEESSSSS." I moaned as I closed my eyes and rested my hands on my inner thighs. I opened my eyes to see Edwards eyes had turned to black in lust and was clenching his fist. "See you in a few hours, baby." I blew him as kiss as Emmett pulled out of the garage laughing his head off.
"Bye Eddie, take care of that stiffly, don't want Blue balls." I shook my head and slapped Emmett's arm.
"You are so mean." I said with a laugh as I reached for the knobs of the radio and turned it on.
"Hey I'm not the one leaving the guy hanging.." he stopped for a minute. "Well I guess hanging wasn't the right word." He chuckled and I slapped him once more.
"Can we not talk about Edward and his parts please?" I pleaded as I found our normal station and turned to music to a good level.
"Not a problem here Izz." He said as he got onto the freeway. "SO….." he said as I looked at him with raised eyebrows.
"SO??"
"Well you find out tomorrow right?" he asked with a shrug.
"Yeah." I worried on my lower lip and fiddled with my purse trying not to spill the tears that always seem to be right on the brink. I felt Emmett's large warm hand rest of my cold small ones and squeeze lightly.
"Izz, it's going to turn out fine, no matter the end result." He looked at me slightly from the corner of his eye and his smile dropped. "What are you worried about anyway?" I released a deep sigh and shook my head.
"The same shit I have been worried about since day one of finding out I was a whore and don't know who fathered my babies are." I turned to look out the window to watch the passing cars trying to hold back the sobs that were tightening in my chest.
"STOP IT." He said with force. "You need to stop this shit and remember that no matter what. And I repeat Isabella Marie Swan; no matter what, you are not a whore." I turned to look at him with indifference filling my face.
"Your right." I nodded and then turned back to the windshield. "Whores get paid to give their shit up. I'm just a dirty slut, giving my shit up for free to whoever will take it." I felt the car lurch to the side of the freeway and pull to an abrupt stop. "What the fuck Ems?" I asked in fear as I covered my stomach with my hands in a mother bear protecting way. I watched in horror as a very pissed of Emmett grabbed me by my shoulders and stared into my eyes.
"I am so sick of this self pity shit from you Bella." He tightened his grip slightly and then released me. "You may have made mistakes in your life, but that gives no one; not even you, to call my best friend in the world a whore or a slut. You may have slept with two different people in the span of a week, but tell me are you not living with and promised to the last one you were with, and did you not cut off all physical relations with the other the minute you knew you loved Edward?" I looked up into his all knowing eyes and felt a tear slid down my face.
"Yes?" I asked more than stated. I felt his large thumb wipe away the stray tears and his lips press to my cheek.
"I love you so much, Bella. You know this, but I can't sit back and watch you beat yourself up over this." He pulled me into his arms and held me tight. "These babies are a blessing, one that you and Edward have to look forward to loving till the end of time." I stiffened up ready to remind him of the possibility of Jake but he stopped me with a slight squeeze. "Even IF they are Jacobs, Edward will still love them as his own because he loves you."
"Thank you Emmy bear." I sniffed as I sat myself back up and fixed the seatbelt that was now over my baby pouch. "I love you so much."
"I know." He smirked. "And just think no matter how it turns out at least they will have the best damn uncle in the world." I laughed with him as he pulled back into the freeway.
"That they will Ems that they will." The rest of the drive was quite, with us just going back and forth picking out favorite songs and bad mouthing the others. I placed my hand onto of his on the gear shift and squeezed tightly. "I don't know what I would do without you Emmett." He looked at me with a sad smile on his face.
"Well thank God we will never have to find out."
"True dat pimp daddy." I said trying to lighten up the mood, I watched as he face lit up and his dimples came out full force.
"That's my hoe. Now let's get back into Izz and Ems mode and get our baseball on." He bellowed as he pulled into the stadium parking lot.
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"You ready for this?" I asked Edward as we walked into the waiting room hand in hand.
"Yes." He said as we stepped up to the reception desk. I took a deep breath and looked at the tiny old lady behind the desk; her name tag said Sue.
"Isabella Swan to See Dr. Weber." I said in a shaky voice. Edward brought his arm around my waist and pulled me into him. I leaned my head on his chest and closed my eyes, hoping that the tears that have been threatening all morning stay away.
"Oh you guys are just too cute" she cooed as she pulled up my information. "Everything the same, no change of insurance?" I shook my head no. "Phone number still end in 8720?" We both nodded yes. "Emergency contact we have an Emmett McCarty?"
"Actually I would like to change that please?" I said as I took the change of into care and wrote out all the new information then handed it to Sue. She looked it over and smiled.
"Looks good. Ok then why don't you have a seat and Dr. Weber will be with you in a moment." She smiled sweetly and we went to sit down.
"I gave her your information, I hope that is ok?" I asked Edward as we took our seat against the window.
"Not at all Bella." He said as he kissed my cheek. "You need to calm down baby, you're too tense." I felt his hands start to massage my shoulders as I dropped my head forward and sighed. "Maybe I will do a FULL body massage when we get home." He whispered into my ear as his hands dropped lower on my back.
"Yes please." I purred.
Do people really purr?
You have Edwards's magical hands floating all over your body and then ask that question.
"I hate to bring him up, but where is he?" I said as I looked up at the clock. "I told him ten didn't I?"
"Yeah you did baby. He will be here."
"Parts of me hope he doesn't make it." I whispered as I sat back up and leaned into Edwards's side. "Edward I need you to tell me once more please?" I begged as I took his hand in mine and brought it up to my lips, pressing kisses to each finger.
All morning I have been making him promise that IF we find out the babies are Jacobs he won't just up and leave us. I don't know if I would survive if he did, even with two little ones to care for.
"I will be here for as long as you want me Isabella, nothing but you could make me walk away." He said then pressed his lips to my hair and hummed what sounded like a lullaby as we moved side to side.
"That's what you think Pretty boy." Jacob's vice said as he sat down on my other side with a humph.
"Jacob." I hissed as I glared at him.
"When we find out that these are mine, I will not stop Bella. I will not let HIM raise my children. We will do it together." I shook my head and pressed closer to Edward.
"Jacob, back off. The stress isn't good for the babies, or Bella." Edward hissed as he ran his fingers through my hair. "And I WILL be a part of these children's life no matter what. Remember that Mutt."
Please, Please God, I know I have made some messed up choices in my life, But I need your hand in this. I prayed as I closed my eyes and felt a tear slip down my cheek.
"Sure, sure Leech." I heard Jake say under his breath as Heidi came out and called my name.
"This is it." All three of us said together. In what felt like slow motion we all stood and walked to her smiling face.
"This way Bella." Heidi said as she led me to the scale. "Hop up missy." She laughed as I rolled my eyes. "Yeah just wait till your 8 months and I make you do it for real." We both laughed as I got on the scale and she wrote my weight down. "5 pounds in two weeks, been having a lot of cravings?" she asked with a giggle.
"Oh my God I'm going to be a cow." I cried as I jumped off the scale and covered my eyes.
"Bella, you have twins, it is expected to gain weight." Heidi said as she placed he hand on my shoulder. I nodded and followed her to the room. "Ok so I'm going to put you all in her office, since you already did you monthly check you two weeks ago." We all silently walked into Angela's office and sat with me between Jake and Edward.
I looked around the room at all the pictures of Ben and the boys. Twins; just like what I am going to have running around, laughing, crying and calling me mommy.
"Twins." I gasped as I picked up the one on the desk and looked at the two little boys covered head to toe in mud running toward the person taking the picture. I felt Jake lean into me and cover my hand holding the picture.
"They look just like Ben," He said as he ran his finger over mine lightly. "But with Angela's eyes." I shook off his hand and placed the picture back on the desk.
"Yeah." I clasped my hands together and placed them between my legs.
Come on Ang, this is getting very uncomfortable very fast.
"Hey Bella, she put one of us up." Edward said as he pointed to the picture where Edward was laying on his chest on the bounce house and both of the boys dog piled on him, I was standing to the side in tears from laughing so hard.
"You were jumping in a bounce house pregnant?" Jake growled. "And you allowed her too?" he turned to Edward and stood up like he was about to pounce.
"And so did I." Angela's voice came as she walked thought the door. "And I think, Jacob, since I am her doctor that I know what is ok and what it not." She said as she sat down behind her desk giving Jacob the look that a mother would give to their child when they misbehaved. "You can sit back down now, Jake." She waved for him to sit and he followed with very little resistance.
"Hey Ang." I smiled as she looked at me and winked. For some reason the woman scared Jacob to death. I loved it.
"Bella, Edward. The boys have been asking about you, they want to play with Eddie." She laughed as she took a envelop from her top drawer and tapped it on the top of her cherry wood desk.
"You are going to bring them to Bella's birthday BBQ this weekend right?" Edward asked as he slung his arm over my shoulder to stop me from complaining once again about doing anything for my birthday. The only reason I agreed was because it is a joint one with Brandy.
"Yeah, if you don't mind."
"They can play with Lizzy; I'll even get that bouncy slide they wanted so they will have something to play on." I said as I looked at Edward and blew him a kiss.
"Ok so let's get to business." Angela said as she tapped the envelope on the table once more and then set it down. "First you have two very healthy babies, all tests came back clear." I let out a breath that I didn't even know I was holding and felt Edward squeezes my shoulder. "Do you want to know the sex?" she asked, I nodded my head and took Edwards empty hand into one of mine."Bella I need to hear your words, I don't want you mad at me when I tell you and you decided you changed your mind." I laughed with her and then turned to look at Edward and then Jacob they both nodded their consent.
"Yes Angela, I would like to know what the sex is of my babies." I squeezed Edwards hand tightly as I looked at Angela's smiling face.
"Well it looks like you are going to have a perfect family right out of the gates." I looked at her in confusion. "You have a healthy little boy and girl." She squealed and I joined along.
"Well that dose it, I'm done… after I have them you can rip all this shit out of me so I don't have to do this again." I laughed as I leaned into Edward wiping happy tears from my eyes.
"Do you have name ideas yet?" Angela asked like we still didn't have one more important thing to go over.
"I have a couple ideas, but I needed to find out…who…" I cut off what I was going to say as her eyes closed and she smiled tightly.
"Ok so this is one part of the job I hate, because someone gets hurt." She explained as she picked up the envelop and opened it. "I had three copies made so that you each can have one. It will have all the information that I just covered with you. The tests that were done are broke down on there also."
"Fuck, Ang, stop the stalling." Jake growled as he stiffened in his seat and gave Edward a death look. I placed my hand on his knee. I sat up tall and straight with the hand of the man I loved and one of my best friends in the world just waiting for one of them to have their hearts ripped out. Angela took a deep breath then handed the papers out to each of us.
I took both my hands back and unfolded the white paper and looked at the black gibberish that was staring at me. It took a few minutes before I understood how to read it. Just as I came to the point of reading the results, I heard a sharp intake of breath from one side and a release from the other. I looked at the paper and started to cry when I finely understood what it was telling me.
"OH. MY. GOD." I said in a gasp then looked at Angela's eyes for confirmation.
OK yeah yeah I know I am mean.. *wicked laugh inserted here…*
But I know you all still love me… right??? Right?? I don't hear anything………
Oh wait you have to push that little button down there so I can….
Come on you know you want to ream me a new one…..