A/N: Hello, everyone! Sorry for the (unusually) long wait, but I really had things to do! Seriously! School is getting harder and harder! D:

But, as I said before in my other story, my laptop has arrived! And now that it did, I promise faster and better updates! (Hopfully. I can't guarantee anything, but I promise that I'll try my best!)

And I just watched Okane Ga Nai...And I'll say this: IT CAN'T BE YAOI! It's impossible! The uke is too friggin' girly! I actually mistook him for a girl...I mean seriously! Even his voice is girlier than mine! And the body sizes/shapes were pretty weird. It felt like pedophilia...But other than that, the plot was very good and it was kind of funny, so I don't regret watching :)

Aaaaaaanyway, on with the story! :D

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Morning came, and Zetsu was outside, walking to his greenhouse to do his daily walk to check if everything was right. Once he reached it, he walked up to a nearby flower. The flower looked newborn and tiny, and it was closed. He gatheredhis Chakra to his left hand and sent some of it to the little flower, which caused it to open in response, revealing a silver colored key that was hidden inside the flower's closed head. Zetsu grabbed the key and walked back to his precious greenhouse. Once he was in front of the door, he unlocked all of the ten locks that he put there for safety. After what happened the previous time Konan and Pein went on a date, he would rather eat his hand than let any member enter his precious greenhouse. It had taken him a week and a half to fix everything, and all of his plants were dead, which had caused him a gigantic amount of heartache. He winced at the memory.

He opened the door and entered, making sure to close it behind him and lock at least one of the locks, just in case. Turning around, he admired the beauty that is plants, flowers, and their amazing colors and shapes. They where the most precious things in his life.

Or maybe it came second after Tobi? He didn't know...

But something he knew was that the orange masked man was digging a big hole in his heart and filling it with his orange juice. Zetsu had found himself loving Tobi more and more by each second that he spent with him. The immature man was so childish that it was kind of cute. (But it was still annoying, he decided.) Maybe he would one day allow Tobi to enter his greenhouse? He started thinking of all of the things they could do there, how fun it would be, surrounded by the beauty of nature and-

'You're making me sick, thinking such mushy things. I mean, I like Tobi too, but it's overly too lovey-dovey to think like that! You sound like a gay poet!' His black side interrupted.

'Shut up! You know you want to bring him here too! He's like the sun, shining so brightly, warming my heart! It feels like heaven when you hug him, and he tastes like oran-'

'There you go again...Okay, I admit I want to bring him here too, but for fuck's sake stop with the poet crap! You're supposed to be a murderous and scary S-class criminal, man!'

'It's not crap! It's beautiful! Just like the glowing moon and the shining sun, just like the stars and the blue sea, and just like Tob-'

'SHUT UP! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!'

'I'm only thinking, pal. And I have the right to, since this is my head. The head with the green beautiful and soft hair, and the snow white skin that reminds you of an angel. Unlike you, pitch black, that would put the darkest horrors to-'

'SHUT UUUUUUUP!'

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Kisame yawned, stretching his arms. He wondered why he always felt tired when waking up even if he had been sleeping. He doubted that it was because he woke up at 12 PM. It was as if he was still fighting even when he was asleep...

He snorted at that. He looked at Itachi's bed, which had a human-sized lump under the blanket. Weird...Itachi always woke up much earlier than this. ALWAYS...

Maybe he was sick? The thought made the blue skinned man get a little worried. Itachi was possibly the most immune person on the planet. Getting Itachi a cold is even more difficult than convincing Deidara to cut his long hair.

The shark-like man slowly walked up to his partners bed, heart pounding. What if something awful had happened to Itachi? What was it that he was about to see under that blanket?

Sweating like a dog in heat, he gulped, reached out his arm, grabbed the edge of the blanket, and pulled.

It was almost scary how fast Kisame's face turned from worried and scared to angry and furious.

Deidara groaned at the loss of the blanket that covered him. He was never able to sleep without blanket for some reason, even if it was the hottest summer night (1). He felt around the bed with his hand, trying to find the blanket. When he didn't, he opened his eyes, only to see a blue raging bull crossed with a shark.

It took him some while to notice that it was Kisame, and when he did, he immediately flew to the door, running for his life with Kisame hot on his trail.

Deidara ran through the many hallways of the base, screaming and running for dear life with Kisame running behind him with red blood-thirsty eyes.

The blond's screaming had woken up those who were asleep right then (Hidan), which caused more screaming (cussing) to roar throughout the entire base. Hidan wasn't known to be a morning person...

Deidara ran through the many hallways of the base, screaming and running for dear life with Kisame running behind him with red blood-thirsty eyes, soon joined by Hidan who wanted to murder the bomber for waking him up so early (12 PM was considered early in Hidan's eyes) and also had that same crazy look in his eyes.

All of the ruckus going throughout the base had caused Kakuzu to lose his concentration, which caused him to lose count of his money that he had been counting for 2 hours. And now he had to start over just because of those stupid bratty idiots! They were going to pay!

Deidara ran through the many hallways of the base, screaming and running for dear life with Kisame running behind him with red blood-thirsty eyes, soon joined by Hidan who wanted to murder the blond for waking him up so early and also had that same crazy look in his eyes. Soon, Kakuzu joined, wanting to kill every single one of them, with that same crazy look in his eyes.

Sasori, who had been sitting calmly in his lab mixing poisons, heard all of the ruckus. But it wasn't the ruckus who made his hand clench into a tight fist (breaking the can of poisons he was holding). It was the brat's voice. Finally! He'll get his revenge!

Deidara ran through the many hallways of the base, screaming and running for dear life with Kisame running behind him with red blood-thirsty eyes, joined by Hidan who wanted to murder the blond for waking him up so early and also had that same crazy look in his eyes. The Jashinist was followed by Kakuzu who wanted to kill every single one of them, with that same crazy look in his eyes, soon followed by Sasori, who wanted nothing but to get his hands on Deidara's little throat and slit it, (but not before stealing a kiss or two (Nobody can blame him, he missed the brat!).) with that same cray look in his eyes.

Tobi, who was sitting on the floor of his and Zetsu's room playing Uno with himself (and talking to himself(2)) heard all of the ruckus. But his ears perked when he heard a specific voice screaming. That indeed was his precious Deidara-sempai's voice! He had to save him!

Deidara ran through the many hallways of the base, screaming and running for dear life with Kisame running behind him with red blood-thirsty eyes, joined by Hidan who wanted to murder the blond for waking him up so early and also had that same crazy look in his eyes. The Jashinist was followed by Kakuzu, who wanted to kill every single one of them, with that same crazy look in his eyes, followed by Sasori, who wanted nothing but to get his hands on Deidara's little throat and slit it, with that same crazy look in his joined, tears at the corner of his eyes, screaming for his sempai.

They ended up running outside, and while running, Deidara accidentally stepped on an empty chocolate bar cover laying there on the floor. And Tobi, being the brainless stupid candy-addicted idiot of the lot, thought that it was a new cover with a chocolate bar inside. Candy was one of his most precious things in life...

Deidara ran through the many hallways of the base, screaming and running for dear life with Kisame running behind him with red blood-thirsty eyes, joined by Hidan who wanted to murder the blond for waking him up so early and also had that same crazy look in his eyes. The Jashinist was followed by Kakuzu, who wanted to kill every single one of them, with that same crazy look in his eyes, followed by Sasori, who wanted nothing but to get his hands on Deidara's little throat and slit it, with that same crazy look in his eyes, followed by Tobi, who wanted to avenge the stepped-on ''chocolate bar'', with that same crazy look in his eyes.

Zorba and Kabuto, who had been taking a walk through the garden, noticed that the mob running like horses on a race were heading in their diraction in an inhuman speed. Kabuto managed to step aside in time, but Zorba, failed (not exactly failed. It was more like that a certain Miser held him immovable, and a certain immortal made sure to step on the poor dog extra much).

Deidara ran through the garden of the base, screaming and running for dear life with Kisame running behind him with red blood-thirsty eyes, joined by Hidan who wanted to murder the blond for waking him up so early and also had that same crazy look in his eyes. The Jashinist was followed by Kakuzu, who wanted to kill every single one of them, with that same crazy look in his eyes, followed by Sasori, who wanted nothing but to get his hands on Deidara's little throat and slit it, with that same crazy look in his eyes, followed by Tobi, who wanted to avenge the stepped-on ''chocolate bar'', with that same crazy look in his eyes. Now followed by Zorba, who was barking and aiming to bite the Zombie Duo's heads off, with that same crazy look in his eyes.

Deidara spotted a house in front of him, and his brain automatically decided that he should run in there (He didn't notice, in his panicked state, that it was Zetsu's greenhouse. If he did, he would be meeting the other member's beatings head on instead of going in there. After all, last time he was in that greenhouse had ended up for all of them facing the wrath of Zetsu.) Hr noticed a lock on the door, and stuck his hand in his bag, and filled his fist with clay. He hastily formed it into a lame ball, not caring if it wasn't artistic, and threw it on the door, successfully blowing it up and allowing him entrance.

All of the members stepped in one by one, and Zetsu's eyes almost bulged out of their sockets. No...No...No...NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Deidara ran around Zetsu's greenhouse, unintentionally flipping over the plants and vases while screaming and running for his life with Kisame running behind him with red blood-thirsty eyes, joined by Hidan, who wanted to murder the blond for waking him up so early and also had that same crazy look in his eyes. The Jashinist was followed by Kakuzu, who wanted to kill every single one of them, with that same crazy look in his eyes, followed by Sasori, who wanted nothing but to get his hands on Deidara's little throat and slit it, with that same crazy look in his eyes, followed by Tobi, who wanted to avenge the stepped-on ''chocolate bar'', with that same crazy look in his eyes. Now followed by Zorba, who was barking and aiming to bite the Zombie Duo's heads off, with that same crazy look in his eyes, with Zetsu behind him, wanting to eat them all in one bite, white side teary-eyed and black side with that same crazy look in his eyes.

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Itachi stepped out of the bathroom, looking around, surprised that nobody was there. He had been showering when he heard all of the chaos going on in the base, but now, there was nobody there. Well, at least it'll be nice and silent without them around.

'And the reason they are fighting about is probably unbelievably pathetic and stupid, anyway.'

Little did he know that when Deidara ran out of his and Kisame's room in fear, he had stepped on and broke one of Itachi's pictures of his precious little brother Sasuke...

End chapter 14

I don't have much to say right now, since my brain won't come up with anything when it's 1 AM =_=

(1): I am like that. I don't know why, but I just can't fall asleep without a blanket, even if it's a very hot night :L

(2): You might think I'm crazy, but believe me when I say that talking to yourself while playing a card game on your on is super fun. I always do that...

Well, now, as I always do, I thank every one that has somehow supported this fic. Readers, reviewers, alerters, or/and those who favored this. BIG THANK YOU'S TO ALL OF YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! T_T EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. It doesn't matter if you are anonymous or that your review was only one word, or that you haven't even reviewed but read and put on favorites and/or alerts. I love you all!

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