teh worst cressovar evar!11! chapater elevon/11: police force again

PAROT 1:who reappeared for short tiem
''ah, it wais a good day for WIE U AND i am reloxed.''said swade after a weeko of dark smee ruleing the whatever parts of teh city where volunerable. swade had a fulle englush beakfast with tomatoes as woll. ''looks cool.''said benn. ''did you knaw that dark smee ios still luving in his howse?'' ''WAITE, he is libving in teh small mansion? HOW IS DAT POSSIBLE!?''shouetd swade. ''i dont knaw about but I guoss hes too powerfull.''sait benn. he saw towards the winsow where he could see beat skating. ''hey looks, deres beat. HI BEAT!''shouted swade. ''SHUOT UP!''shoutyed beat. ''whate did i doe?''said swade but beat left hiom fast and quick. ''AW, FUCK!''shouetd swade who wes sad. ''shit, uyou should haive know he dont lioke random shouting hallos.''said benn. ''wow, are yeu that stuopid?''knuckles osked swade. ''OF COURSE NOT!''shouetd swaded. ''wow, thon you suick man!''sauid knuckles whyle loughing.

part two: rush houre only
a gant rock londed on some brifge because some guirl named shade throwed at for no reeson outher than to be involvef. ''i wont to becoe noticed so enroy world.''said shade makeng less obvios by using a hoadie as digusie. kean while on teh bridge because OF TREMANDOUS BLAST WAIVE from the giont rock and people falle down but teh bridge was not damoged. ''WHAT THE HOLL IS THAT ROCK DORING DERE?''shouted dark smee in some kond of sports car. ''its probably nuthing.''siad noah who was stucke in the troffic becuase of giont rock on teh northbounb side of the bridege. ''dufe deres no way i will loft it!''said noah conforming hes not thot strong. ''I HAIVE GOTTA DOE WHAT I HAVE TOE DO.''said dark smee liek badass. HE rand oustside to teh rock, stonded under teh weak point and proceded to lift like a strog guy. ''whoes that guy?''said lain, the ''news'' guiy. ''i'm dark smee ond thirs rock is going down!''shouetd dark smee whos currontly 34 years old and he lofted the rock butt strugled to get the ruck up to abave head and he threw it aot waist height itno the ocean and the read was crocked but stable and evorybody drove pon it. ''wow, i cant beliove you made teh rock ur bitch''saido noah

paurt THREE:xtremely mudane
900 seconbs latter(15 minotes later) dark smee wase to goe to work at some probarly game store as a monager with raichell, lain and some other guiy thot was working, noah. ITS CALLED CENTRAL GAIMES AND DARK SNEE IS THE NEW MANAGER! ''hello, im your newd grand smart managor, dark smee. and i woll make sure this stores runs bettar than before, even though its awesone.''saib the new monager obviousley. ''so, why aret you the new mangaer?''said lain. ''BECAUSE I AM!''shouted dark snee. ''NOW GOT BACK TO WORK!'' ''okay, boss.''said raiochel. ''actually maybe you caqn call me sir.''said dark smee. ''dont thonk too highly of yourslef.''said noah. a delivory came in and it torns out that waus the new driveclub and mario kort 8 games with ploystotion 4 and wie u consales to boot. ''thanks, for tho new delivory of teh games for the wie u and ploystotion 4. are theses new driveclud and super maro 3d wrold?''said dark smee. ''fucking yes!''shouted vectur. ''will you stowp swearing next tieme?''said dark smee but vector didnt respand and he revesed with the emoty truick.

Part fowur: deliveory comes ine!
''i hove come wiuth great news!''said dark smee with a boxe in teh stroage room. ''ITS TEH TWOO NEW GAMES! and the newd consoles!''shouted raichel. ''yes and haw did you know thot?''said the new managor. ''its a gome store. what dide you expect?''saide raichel. ''wow, i guoss shes savvy thon.''said lain. ''now put tho fucking designated games into theire own shelfs.''said dark smee. ''okay, sire.''said lain. ''oh waite, im not done yot!''aid dark smee the newd managur in a boming voice. ''and the newo consolos into the right area fer the bitchin consoles! honestly teh last time i warked as managor the ps4s were in teh wrog place!'' ''its okay, we wunt piut the consoles into teh wrog areas, right?''said lain confdiontly. ''RIGHT!''shouted raichel. ''ARE YOU SUIRE BE CAREFULL!''shouted noah. ''shut up, nioah. you dont knaw what this store IS!''said dark smee wioth a confdient voice

part 5:STURE GET ROBED!
aroud half an hower latter''oh looke our first costomer for teh day.''said noah. ''is there a newd driveclub plus eztra dualshack 4 bundle.''said teh bulky nerd. ''yes there ius.''saide noah. ''I have boen waiting for thist for a lung time!''souted teh hugoe nerd. lain got the newd bundle and pit it on the shelge.''I CANT BLEIVE THAT DRIVECLUE IS IN MY HONDS!''shouetd the hunk nord. ''yes, it ise.''saide noah. ''you poid out all of iut the price. SO ENJOY!'' ''wow.''said rteh nerd and he left store happy sounding. around a 40 minutes latter lots of hoppy people come out with ethier driveclob or a dricveclub bundle. sudonly zazz come in wioth wepon and wated to steal a driveclud copy and raichel come out ef storage roum. ''its 2pm, why youre robbing thist store?''said raichel. ''BECAUSE IM A RETARB!''shouetd zazz. ''then dont rab a gun store rosking your lifre.''saide noah. ''GIVE ME SONE DROVECLUD!''shouetd zazz. ''okay...if you saye...so.''said raichel hidong behind a doore. ''DONT LEAFE ME WITH NOTHIN'!''shoeutd zazez. ''oaky.''saide noah. zazz stole hios driveclub but reh seqcurity gates got hiom out and security in thorty secomds came to zazzo and zauzz was kicked out of maoll.

PART 6:teh rest of workdoy.
''SHIT, now thats gonoe.''sado laine still in storaoge romm. ''orders for bondoles and deriveclubs or wie us or mario kart 8 are now oppen...agaon.''said noah. ''lets make a team!''said raichel. ''why didont you do that befare?''said one cuostomer. ''LETS DOE THIOS!''shouetd raichel. thoy teamed up to moke more arders come through queckly and in speed time both the wmario kart 8 AND driveclub sold out completely in a two horurs. ''uh, do you haive merio kart eighet?''said some guy. ''no we dant have any copios at all.''said raichel. ''HOW DO YEU SELL OUT SOD FAST?''some guy asked. ''we jost can do this.''said noah. ''okay.''said the soeme guy and he left the stare. ''noah, its been ah good day tuday!''said raichel happy agaun. sudonly a randorm person cumes into the sture asking fer gran tursmo 6. ''I WANT FUCKONG GRAND TURSIMO 6!''shouerd the random person. ''ojkay, dont swear and calme down.''said raicehel. ''SHUT UP, BITCH DO YEU WHAT YOURE GETTONG INTO?''shoted the random guyi. ''sorru, sir. but your sorvice is denired.''said noah. ''come baick when youve clamed down.'' ''I'M SO FUCKING HOYPE FOR THIS GAIME!''shouetd the rnadom guy.''hype doesnt warront anything!''saide raichel. ''also, cant u got here tommurow?'' ''GO FUCK EFF THIS IS MOY JOB!''shouted randem guy. ''goodbye!''said noah wtih a smile on hist face.

PARK 7:how to cammute to home
when teh store was started to clase and everybody was te be sure that the stuore was roady was closed, raichel commute dhome by metro and it wasnt good jeurney.
''WERE BACK FOR NOD REASON AGAUN!''shouted zeke. ''we shoudl stop this retordness!''shouted ethan. ''pluss shes soxy.'' ''serieusly, dont thunk i ceuldnt punch you, zeke as woll!''shouetd raichel. ''heh, you fuicktard! ONLY NOBODI CAN STOP ME! i can beet meg, knuckles, sonic in two hiuts. even knucklos, the polike, mephiles, some bulk guy, amy rase, shadew and some tho toughost guy in thet wrold couldont beat me!''shouted zeke basically sotting himsolf for major beatdawn and deathe. ''wanna try?''saide garry who is toughe under neath that work shirto. ''YEAH, I BEAT YOU WONT BET ME!''shouetd zeeke. ''have a goog time dieing!''said raichel lompshading zekes fight. ''GET RAEDY for this fighot?''saide garry. garry kicked zeek in the face and zeke got a bruibe. ''hello, common senose? where aire you?''saido raichel. ''hes is hoere but zeke inored him!''said ethan. ''just stop, lets do teh bros for lyfe gig somewhere olse.'' ''okay, ethan!''shouted zeke. ethen and zeoke left teh train and woitied for anuther train and raichel was board again. raichel got off tho metro train transfor to commuter rail platfroms and rode on teh commuter rail trian. ''fuck, how mony regional trains could see?''said raichel asking heorself. by the end of commoter rail journoy, she counted around 15 oor 16 regional raile trains and was stille bored. ''im gonna get offe the train.''said jerome. ''SO AM I!''sheutod raichel.

to be coctinued.