(LA129: hey everyone! I have finally returned with chapter 14!
Audience: HOORAY!
Armin: ahhh it's good to be back~!*munches on cupcake*
LA129: O.o...uhhh Armin dear? Who are you eating?
Armin:uhhhh*sweatdrops and hides cupcake behind his back* er..nobody..?
Reiner:*walks in* hey have you guys has anybody seen Bertholt anywhere?
Armin:O/O..*quickly scarfs down the cupcake* don't worry he'll be back!..er
.give or take a few hours...
LA129:*facepalms* l-let's just get on with the story...
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Chapter 14: with butlers, bloody Mary's and shota sprinkles on top?
"Okay Eren, which one should I wear?! Pastel pink or powder blue?" Armin asked holding up two lolita outfits. It was almost time to for him to go on his date with Christa and he couldn't decide on what to wear. Eren looked over them both and snorted.
"Well that depends, are you going to have a triple fuck with Alois Trancy and Ciel Phantomhive?" Eren asked smirking. Armin just stomped his stocking clad foot in annoyance. "Oh screw you Eren!" The blonde spat.
Eren then giggled playfully and layed back in Armin's bed. "Oh yes master~! Screw me like your French girls~!" He moaned getting into a silly pose. "Ereennn~!" Armin whined."this is serious!"
"Well what's wrong with what you're already wearing?" Eren asked tilting his head in confusion. "I ended up getting fuck boy germs all over it while beating Cain earlier" the blonde replied. He inwardly cringed in disgust at the memory of Cain trying to flirt with him. He might just have to wash himself with bleach later.
"Look Armin, you're going to be just fine no matter what you wear, You're like a cute androdgynous little gnome! You'll look nice no matter what!" The brunette said patting him on the back.
Armin took a deep breath and exhaled. "Yeah..you're right" he nodded. "Thanks Eren!"
"Any time buddy!" The brunette smiled. It was at that moment Mikasa trotted up the stairs with her little paws and meowed for the two boys to come downstairs. "What is it Mikasa?" Armin asked the kitty. "Meow!" Mikasa replied stepping into the room.
"Mikasa says that you have some more customers downstairs" Eren translated. "Oh okay! I'll be there in a minute" Armin smiled petting the cat. Mikasa nodded and scampered back downstairs.
"Well let's see who we have this time.." Armin said getting up.
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"Oh Sebby! Isn't this the most darling little teashop you've ever seen!?" A young man squealed walking into the bakery. He had bloody red knee length hair,sharp pointy teeth, alarming green eyes and thick pretty had a overall feminine build to him and spoke in a posh British accent.
The red head was clad in black lace up boots,black fishnet stockings, black short shorts and a red tank top that matched his bloody hair. He wore multiple blood red spiky bracelets to help accessorise his attire along with some bloody red lipstick and black eyeshadow.
The young man that had tagged along with the red head had neat black inky raven hair, pale skin and sharp crimson eyes. He was extremely attractive and wore tight black jeans, black converse and a black tuxedo t-shirt with white butler gloves.
"Yes,I'd say it's rather charming indeed" the raven haired male agreed in a posh British accent as well. The two men waited near the counter for a minute longer until Armin finally emerged. "Bonjour et bienvenue à Black Widow Bakery!" The coconut greeted. "May i take your order?" He smiled.
The raven haired male blushed for a moment upon seeing Armin, but quickly shook it off. "Ah yes, my young master requested that i bring him something delicious for dessert" the raven spoke smiling in a calm manner. "Surely someone who runs a place as charming as this has something tasty in here?" He asked.
Armin nodded wnd smiled."why of course Mister umm..?"
"Michaelis" the raven smiled seductively. "Sebastian Michaelis, and this red fellow here is Grell" he said pointing to the man next to him. "Oh Sebby you sound so lovely when you say my name~!" Grell cooed latching onto Sebastean's arm.
Sebastian simply groaned in annoyance and tried to shake the bloody red head off of his arm but to no avail. Armin giggled in amusement at this and nodded. "Why of course Mr Michaelis, here at Black Widow Bakery we serve only the finest delicasies" he purred. "may i offer you a sample?" He asked.
"Oohhh! Yes! Yes! Yes!" Grell squealed bouncing in excitement. Armin pulled out a fresh tray of fancy assorted chocolates. "How about some chocolate?" Armin suggested. Grell's eyes turned into hearts when he seen this. "Oh I adore chocolates ~!" He declared. Seizing a piece, he popped it in his mouth and froze.
Rich pepperment cream, dark chocolate and what could only be described as an orgasm with toffee and nuts erupted in his mouth and slithered down his throat and into his stomach. The reaper went deathly silent for a moment before pouncing Armin.
"EEP!"
"MARRY MEEEEE!" Grell squeaked while giving Armin a tight death hug. "Grell! Stop this foolishness this instant!" Sebastian scolded while pulling Grell off of the blonde man. "Please excuse him" The raven sighed in embarrassment. "Er it's okay, I've grown used to it" Armin replied dusting himself off.
"Sebby! Try one!" Grell urged pushing a piece up to Sebastian's face. "I really don't -"
"Sebbyyyyy~!" Grell whined blushing and speaking in a needy childish tone. He took off his glasses and pouted giving him a very effective begging face. Sebastian sighed, gave in, and popped one in his mouth. He too went silent.
"S-Sebby...?" Grell asked.
"Grell~..." Sebastian purred seductively. Grell almost jizzed himself on the spot from the butler's tone of voice. "Y-yes?" Grell replied. "I think I'm hungry for more than just dessert now.. I'm craving a certain little bloody Mary if you catch my drift" he purred nibbling on Grell's right ear.
"Oh..my..god!" Grell shrieked to himself.
He then turned to Armin. "Hurry up and get me two pounds of those chocolates" Sebastian ordered. "I have very important matters to attend to" he said looking back at Grell and giving him a sexy look that would have made the devil himself squeal.
"Right away sir!" Armin nodded. Once he was done bagging up the chocolates, he gave them to Sebastian. "Thank you, my young lord will be very pleased with these" Sebastean smiled. He payed Armin for the goods turned his attention back to Grell and picked him up bridal style. "Now back to you my bloody mary~" the raven male cooed.
Grell looked over Sebastian's shoulder and smiled gratefully in Armin's direction."THANK YOU~!" he squealed as the butler carried him out of the shop.
"Please come again~!" Armin smiled bidding them farewell.
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Armin looked over his appearance once more before looking back at his clock.
6:45PM..
"Well.. this is as good as it's going to get" he said smiling at his reflection. He wore a silky mint green vest with chains and silver buttons adorning it, matching tiny little shorts, a ruffled white blouse, and a large clip on mint green bow tie with white and silver stripes on it.
Mint green striped stockings and matching clunky platform Lolita boots adorned his legs and feet. "Hmmm...needs something else.." He mumbled to himself. Grabbing a pair of little bow shaped earrings out of his jewelry box, he put them on.
"There we go~!" He chirped smiling in approval. He gave Mr Whiskers his cat food for the night, stepped out of his room,and into the bakery. There were no more customers in here tonight so he went ahead and closed up shop.
locking the bakery doors behind him, he headed over to "Fantasy Pastry"
Xxxxxxxx.
"Christaaa~!" Ymir whined from inside the kitchen. "What's wrong!?you've been out of it all day!" She asked."oh nothing!"Christa replied snapping out of it. "Nothing at all!" Letting out a nervous laugh, she went to go tend to her remaining customers. Once again she was caught day dreaming about Armin.
"HEY! WHERE'S MY MALTED SHAKE AT!?" A customer growled from in the corner."er..right away sir!" Christa yelped scurrying over with the shake. Like Armin, this customer was dressed in male lolita attire as well. He even had blonde hair and blue eyes as well, but he had a sort of bitchy demeanor to him.
"Well it's about time!" The boy scoffed. "Eh heh heh..sorry Alois" Christa replied sweat dripping. "Here's your shake!" Alois just rolled his eyes in annoyance and took the drink. "Dumb bitch.." He snorted under his breath.
Christa narrowed her eyes at this and was about to say something back until she noticed something by the window. Armin was peeking through the window winking and blowing kisses at her.
"U-umm Ymir!? I'm going out for a bit okay!?" Christa said bolting out of the shop. "Er..okay..?" Ymir replied looking at her in confusion. "What's gotten into her all of a sudden?" The brunette wondered to herself.
"Hi bunny!" Armin smiled hugging her."Armin~! " Christa chirped hugging back. "Oh my gosh I'd thought you'd never come!" She said pulling away. "Why what's wrong?" The shota boy asked. "One of our customers was getting on my nerves just now" the girl replied.
"Really? Which one?" Armin asked curiously. Almost as if on cue Alois came out looking for Christa holding an empty glass. "Oh servant girl~? I demand another shake at once" he smirked. "The last one was too runny" he then slowly looked Armin up and down with a nasty evil smirk on his face.
"Yeah? What are you looking at?" Armin asked with a pointed glare. "Definitely not much from what I'm seeing" Alois snorted.
Oh no he didn't...
Christa was literally holding Armin back from ripping Alois's hair and eyes out."LET ME GO GOD DAMMIT!" Armin screeched. LA PETITE MARTE ! The bitch don't know me bunny! Bitch don't know me!"
"Armin calm down! He's not worth it!" Christa squeaked.
"Aww how cute, the servant bitch is defending her slut boyfriend! How cute" Alois cackled.
Oh yes he did...
"On second thought go for it ~!" Christa chirped. Before anyone knew it Alois was laying in back of a nearby alley with multiple bruises plus a black eye, courtesy of Armin.
"And I'll be taking this~!" Armin cooed taking Alois purple trenchcoat. "Are you sure we should just leave him here?" Christa asked. "Meh, he'll be fine" Armin shrugged. He then smiled and took the girl's hand."Come on bunny " he said eagerly tugging her towards Sasha's Bistro.
"Okay" Christa blushed. A nice date with Armin. what could possibly go wrong?
20 minutes later~~~
"THISSSSSS IS THE NIIIGGGGHHHHT! WHAT A BBBEEEAAAAUUUUUTYYFULLL NIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHT! AND WEE CALLLLLLL ITTT BELLLLAAAAAA NORRRTTTTEE~!" Eren screeched loudly with Connie dreadfully playing the accordion next to him.
As if that wasn't bad enough, Mikasa was sitting on top of Eren's head yowling and screeching out the song along with him.
Armin looked embarrassed as hell while Christa looked like she was ready to hide underneath the table. Yup, he was going to kill Eren and Connie once this was over.
Sasha brought out a plate of spaghetti and meatballs for the pair as the two boys continued their terrible song. "Er Sasha? You only brought one plate for us here.." Armin stated. "That's the idea~!" Sasha replied smiling and wiggling her eyebrows at the coconut.
"Oh hell no.." Armin thought facepalming on the table. Christa giggled a bit at this and patted the coconut's hand."come on Armin, they really are trying " Christa said looking at the the three friends near them. "The least we can do is humor them"
Armin managed a weak smile and nodded in agreement. "Alright bunny" Armin said scooting closer to her. Picking up a long string of spaghetti, he put either ends of it in both of their mouths causing Christa to blush like mad.
Armin smirked seeing Christa's blush and started slurping on the spaghetti noodle. Christa followed Armin's lead and before long they were doing the infamous "Lady & The Tramp" kiss.
"Best ..date.. ever~!" Armin inwardly squealed to himself. The rest of their date went smoothly. Once it was over, Armin walked Christa back over to Fantasy Pastry. "Thanks for hanging out with me again Armin" Christa smiled."I actually enjoyed it!"
"Even with Eren's terrible singing and Connie's accordian making our ears bleed in the background?" The little coconut asked.
"Yes, even then. They really are good friends for trying to help" The girl declared. Armin inwardly smiled like an idiot at this."until next time?" The young woman asked. "Oui Madam ~" Armin purred kissing her hand. "To be continued" he smiled.
Christa's heart fluttered this."Good night Armin" the woman said going back into the shop.
"bonne nuit ma chérie" Armin replied back bidding her farewell.
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"Best date ever.." Christa sighed softly to herself. She snapped out of her train of thought however when she bumped into none other than Ymir. "Uh oh.."
Ymir had her arms crossed, was tapping her foot and scowled at her in a parental fashion. "And what was that all about just now huh?" The taller girl demanded. Christa gulped under Ymir's gaze. "Err what do you mean?" The petite woman asked.
"I mean what was up with you and Shota McAss baby just now out there!" Ymir snapped. "What was him kissing your hand all about!?"
"It's nothing Ymir, really" Christa stammered. "I was just trying to see about that secret recipe of his that you wanted!"
"Hmmm you don't say.." Ymir said still eyeing her like a hawk.
"Well! Let's get back to tending these customers yeah?" Christa suggested. Picking up some menus, she laughed nervously and disappeared into the kitchen.
Ymir eyed the kitchen doors for another moment before walking over to the front doors. She looked out of them and scowled seeing Armin walking down the street smiling and humming happily to himself in joy.
"So this is love~Hmmmhmmmhmmm..so this is love~!" She heard the boy sing in an angelic voice. Ymir growled in jealousy as she watched him twirl around like a Disney princess back to his place.
"I'm going to get him one way or another if it's the last thing I do!" She hissed.
(A/N: finally another chapter completed! And dear god what does the Yuri queen got up her sleeve for Armin this time? We'll just have to see in the next chapter of "Black Widow Bakery")