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Me: (Turns To Camera) If you were looking for a shirtless guy to change into a werewolf, well you're watching the wrong show. This is 'Time To Question iCarly'.

Studio Audience: (Cheers)

Me: Now...where were we? This is the thirteenth episode of 'Time To Question iCarly'. Yippee! I wanna thank all you people for submitting questions and dares. We will try to get to most of them today, but we might not. There was a lot, and there are still somethings that people have to do. Well, Spencer had to do. I sent him earlier to go car surfing, and he apparently failed. He fell down and then was crushed by a semi truck.

Carly: (Angry) What? You didn't tell me that!

Me: I didn't think you wanted to know.

Carly: Why would you think that?

Me: (Shrugs) You never asked.

Carly: (Shouts) GET ME OUT OF HERE! NOW!

Me: (Looks Down Onto Invisible Watch) Look at the time! We have to get going! Here is the first batch of questions and dares from ImCrazyCat.

This dare is for Sam, Freddie, Carly, and Spencer. I dare them to wears shirts that says what is next to their names below.

Freddie: "I love Sam Puckett."

Sam: "I love Freddie Benson."

Carly and Spencer: "Seddie Forever" while wearing pig noses. AT THE MALL, FULL OF PEOPLE...Have fun! Bye-Bye. GO SEDDIE!

Go Seddie! Unfortunately, Spencer can't do the dare, but everybody else can. I think Gibby would look good in a t-shirt. JUSTIN! Make t-shirts! While he does that, we can do some more dares and answer questions.

Carly: THIS IS STUPID! LET ME GO! (Tries To Get Unstrapped)

Me: (Shouts) Can someone get me a tranquilizing gun? Please? (Looks Down At Cards) Anyway, here is a question by Neselila.

Sam, who is better kisser? Griffin or Freddie?

Like we don't already know.

Freddie: (Looks Over At Sam, Anxious)

Sam: Ah...Griffin?

(Shocks)

Me: Yes! We haven't had anyone shocked in a long time!

Sam: Man, what is wrong with you?

Me: Tsk, tsk. Don't avoid the question. Of course, we already know what the answer is, but say it anyway.

Sam: (Sighs)...Freddie...

Me: What?

Sam: FREDDIE! Man, I hate you Carly!

Carly: (Looks Over At Sam, Angry) What did I do?

Sam: You're the one who made us sign up for this show. Weren't you the one that said, "Oh this will be a great experience for us. A great opportunity for people to get to know the iCarly gang. And besides Sam, they might have ribs backstage." THERE WEREN'T ANY RIBS!

Me: Okay? Shall we continue? Yes. Here's a question from Boris Yeltsin. Are any of you Monty Python fans? If so, I dare them to watch the Mr. Creosote scene.

Sam: What the fudge?

Freddie: Que?

Carly: What is that?

Gibby: GIBBY!

Me: Here's a dare from js124418, I dare Gibby to give Sam a love potion from a witch! To make her fall in love with him (Gibby) for at least one episode! Let's see how Freddie reacts to that!

Okay, we'll do that later. (To Crew) Can someone contact a witch? I think my Aunt Mable isn't busy!

Justin: On it!

Me: Okay, let's move on. PrincessParker asks Gibby, Do penguins like meatballs?

Gibby: Well, yeah! They are going to get sick of eating fish all the time! So, sometimes they go to their mother's house, and their mommies make them some nice meatballs. So, then they don't have to eat yucky fish all the time.

Freddie: (Confused) Gibby, there are no meatballs in-

Sam: Let him think what he wants.

Me: I hope that answers your question, PrincessParker. Here's a dare from iHaveTheBestPenameEver.

I dare Gibby to dress up as a huge Fatcake and go ice skating, then make him ask random people for directions to Hogwarts.

Please don't ask how I thought of this.

Me: I won't ask you. Gibby! It's says that there's nothing else you have to do, so go! Wait, Justin unstrap him, and take him to the ice rink down the block.

Justin: (Unstraps Gibby And Leads Him Out Of The Studio)

Me: Now we got some dares and a question from cynthiarox99.

Spencer, sing Kayne Wests' parts in E.T while eating cranberries! Sorry, he can't. Not until he's fully recovered. (Laughs) If he ever recovers.

Carly: SHUT UP! YOU MOTHERF***ER!

Me: Whoa. Watch your language. What would Spencer say?

Carly: (Mad) YOU B**CH. I HOPE YOU GO S*** A D***!

Me: Okay, here's another dare.

Sam and Freddie, you have to give each other ten compliments, no repeating or beating.

Sam, Freddie?

Both: What?

Me: (Grins) Go! Compliment!

Freddie: (Turns To Sam) Uh...you're...nice. I guess.

Sam: You have...cool...hair.

Freddie: You...don't...care what anybody has to say. (Gulps) And...I find that...hot...

Sam: (Holds Up Left Fist)

Me: No. You can not hit him. I will shock you.

Sam: I wasn't going to hit him. I was just going to threaten him.

Me: Continue. Freddie, two. Sam, one.

Sam: You are...sexy.

Freddie: You are...beautiful.

Sam: I find your dorky ways...adorable.

Freddie: I like the way you beat the living crap out of me everyday when I don't say anything right.

Me: Freddie and Sam, three.

Freddie: I love your fists. I find you smoking hot. I think the way you can eat a ham in less than half a minute is awesome!

Sam: I like your...hands. I wish I...can rip your polo shirt off so I can see your...lovely...chest? I love your eyes. So...brown and stuff.

Me: Four more. Six, six.

Freddie: I...I...what? I like the fact that you never give up. You're a great dancer. I love your pranking ways. I love how...you sleep on my lap whenever you take a nap and I'm near you.

Sam: Uh...I like your lap. It's comfy. You have great...lips. You're a great kisser. And...a great punching bag when I need it.

Me: Done.

Freddie and Sam: (Sigh In Relief)

Me: Okay, one more question for Carly.

Would you ever date Gibby?

Carly: Uh...maybe. He's really...nice and stuff. I guess.

Me: Okay, well I could give you a whole detail description about what will happen next episode, but you already know. Gibby...dare. Other...dares and stuff. You submit more things. So...bye. I'm tired.

Peace Love Seddie