A/N: YOU ARE TROLLED. trolol xP jkjk. Anyway, I know you were expecting the Ocean Festival this chapter but you're dead WRONG! -gets tomatoes and random stuff thrown at my face- Don't hate me xD I promise the next chapter will be the Ocean Festival :) maybe...

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Chapter Fourteen(Extra chapter): Witness Talks

Sakuno blinked and muttered, "Huh?"

Tomoka and An noticed her and asked, "What's wrong?"

"The video won't play." Sakuno answered.

The players plus the girls blinked. Tomoka then shouted, "WHAT? NOOOOO! That's freaking impossible! Out of all the videos, why this one?"

An and Sakuno sweatdropped, "Calm down."

Unfortunately, Tomoka was pounding on the disc player. An and Sakuno immediately stopped her.

"It'll be even more impossible to make it work if you break it, Tomo-chan!"

"If that's the case, then maybe Zaizen can fix it." Shiraishi suggested, earning an annoyed look from Zaizen.

"Yeah, since Zaizen's such a genius on anything technological that's why he's a loner." Kintarou shamelessly said earning a vein pop on Zaizen's head.

"Whatever." Zaizen said as he went towards the disc player and guessed how to fix it.

"So what should we do? It might take a while." Momo said as he placed his arms behind him and leaned his head.

Awkward silence...

"Ghost stories?" Fuji suggested.

"NO!" Kaidoh and surprisingly, Mukahi as well, shouted.

The people in the room looked at them curiously.

Inui then butted in saying, "Well, it's no surprise that Kaidoh doesn't want to hear about it but I can't fathom on why Mukahi wouldn't want to hear."

Mukahi scratched the back of his head as he explained his story.

"Well, some nights ago, I was heading to the bathroom and coincidentally met up with Kaidoh on the way. Just then, we saw Chinen and Hiyoshi standing together and believe me, it was really freaky! They looked like ghosts that me and Kaidoh ran away as fast as can."

Fuji chuckled. Everyone turned to look at him questioningly.

"Oh nothing. I saw what happened and took a picture of it. If I'm not mistaken, it's included in the volume one of the fanbook lying around the camp."

"What? It was included in that dreaded fanbook?" Kaidoh irritatingly asked. He was slightly mad at Fuji for taking a pic of his horrified expression but couldn't as he was too respectful to his senpais.

"Well then, instead of ghost stories, let's do witness talks! I'll start." Eiji said while raising his hand up high like a child waiting to be chosen.

"Shiraishi showed me a mobile phone blog last time then we saw Zaizen's blog saying how useless his senpais were." Eiji snickered. Zaizen flinched. He can feel the hell awaiting him.

"Well I have one too." This time it was Momo.

"In the middle of the night, I couldn't sleep at all so I went out for a walk. Then I heard laughing and thought that it was a ghost at first only when I saw that it was Kirihara, Marui-san and Jiroh-san reading manga."

"Wah! I want to join too!" Kintarou whined. Momo laughed, "Yeah, it looked fun so I joined as well."

"I have one." It was Mizuki's turn.

"It was night time and I went out to go to the bathroom when I saw Tezuka in the living room writing a diary with a smile on his face. Although, I'm not sure if it was my imagination." Mizuki said in his thinking position.

"Woah! Seeing Tezuka smiling is gonna be priceless!" Eiji commented earning him a stare from Tezuka meaning 'I'll make you run laps if you don't shut up' making Eiji zip his mouth.

"It's my turn!" Kirihara said raising his Catherine high in the air and waving it.

"Echizen and Krauser and Atobe and Yagyuu-sempai were saying stuff in English in the corridor! Stuff like 'onigiri', that sort of thing...? Those guys were talking in code!" Kirihara freaked out.

"..." From the players in the room.

Marui sighed as he explained to his beloved kouhai, "Akaya, onigiri is a Japanese word."

"It is?" Kirihara tilted his head. Marui deadpanned and so did the others in the room.

"Well, not surprising for someone who still believes in Santa Claus." Yagyuu said tipping his glasses up.

"Santa isn't real?" Kirihara asked with tears in the corners of his eyes.

Everyone sighed while Ryoma said, "Don't ruin his childhood, Yagyuu-san."

"You're younger than him, Echizen." Oishi sweatdropped.

"Putting that aside..." Niou said as he made a gesture of putting aside the topic.

"Inui-chan was sneakily taking data when I was getting into the bath. Even if he doesn't do it sneakily, I'd tell him~" Koharu girlishly said.

Inui shuddered and some of the players as well.

Kaidoh was dumbfounded as he muttered, "Senpai, I didn't know you swing that way. To think I respected you..."

Inui sweatdropped, "You're one hundred percent misunderstanding it, Kaidoh."

"Those guys in Higa Chuu, they're so violent, and yet, surprisingly, they think about their families. Everyone uses their mobile phones to call their families. They unexpectedly consider family important." Kurobane was the one who talked this time.

Eiji skipped to the Higa Chuu members and poked the one nearest to him, which is Kite, on the cheek and teasing them saying, "That's sweet."

"Shut up! Do you want to get hit?" Kite threatened with a blush on his face making his threat not look like a threat at all.

Just then, Atobe stood up making everyone look at him.

"It's ore-sama's turn."

Deadpan.

"Such an attention seeker." Ryoma muttered.

"Jiroh suddenly walked out of practice and out of curiosity, ore-sama followed him only to find him sleeping with the brat under the tree."

"The brat? Echizen?" Momo blinked, "So that's why I don't see him sometimes at practice."

"I want to sleep with Koshimae too!" Kintarou whined. Ryoma sighed.

"But Atobe, why didn't you just order Kabaji to follow them?" Yuushi asked.

Atobe's cool facade broke down as he twitched. But as expected of Atobe-sama! He can change his expression real quick to his haughty self.

"Kabaji was currently in Niou's care."

"Puri." Niou smirked earning a glare from Atobe.

Yuuta then raised his hand while looking down. Everyone then turned to listen to his witness talk.

"I saw aniki, Shiraishi-san and Yukimura-san talking about something I think were plants. I didn't understand a thing but I felt very scared that moment."

The room darkened except for the mentioned three whose aura was sparkling.

"That must've been a scary experience." Momo sighed.

"As expected of the devils' room." Eiji freaked out.

One of the Jimmies, Minami, raised his hand.

For the first time in his entire plain life, he was noticed.

"Me and Jackal witnessed Mizuki and Atobe bathing together in roses. They were so high class."

"That's so gay." Ryoma blurted out which earned him two bags of chips in the face thrown by Atobe and Mizuki.

"When I got injured while training, Yagyuu-san gave me his handkerchief to wrap my injuries. He even gave it to me afterward. How many did he bring here, really?" Kaidoh said.

"As expected of the gentleman." Marui blew a bubblegum.

Kamio was the one who spoke this time, "As expected from the son of electronic shop owner...he's good with machines.

My music player was broken, so I couldn't keep up with my rhythm. When I was stressed about that, Mukahi-san came and fixed some little parts of it for me."

Zaizen twitched and stood up, "Should've told me that earlier. Mukahi-san, would you kindly fix this please?"

Mukahi sweatdropped. He could feel the irritation in his voice. Mukahi then took Zaizen's place in fixing the disc player.

Another one of the Jimmies, Higashikata, raised his hand and he too finally received attention for the first time in his entire plain life.

"Kai kicked an empty can and it hit Akutsu. Then, Kai ran away and used his 'Shukuchi' and disappeared instantly. It was amazing."

Kai deadpanned as he heard it. He is SO dead. He could already feel Akutsu's deadly glare towards him. He started sweating buckets but was lucky as Dan was there and calmed Akutsu down making Kai sigh in relief.

Kintarou raised his hand and shouted, "My turn! My turn! Eto, the Trickster is actually a magician! When my leg got injured, Niou passed by and sang "Chichin Puri Puri". I was shocked! My leg wasn't hurt anymore!"

Niou blinked and tilted his head. He had no idea when that happened. Shitenhouji members only sighed. No being can explain things properly to Kintarou.

"Then, there was Kabaji as well! He was copying a move from a game! Kabaji is actually able to copy anything! Even his hands are shining!" Kintarou explained like a child while jumping up and down.

"Oh I was there!" Kirihara excitedly said, standing up.

Jiroh, who was sleeping the entire time, woke up and stood as well, "I was there too! He was copying the move kamehameha!"

Then the three of them imitated the kamehameha move which made everyone in the room sweatdrop.

"Oh I remember this one time when we were reading volume four of the fanbooks. Yanagi is such a pervert." Niou smirked.

"What do you mean by that?" Renji asked.

Marui explained, "Well, we read the witness talk in that and it was when you said Momoshiro and Akaya were cute since they were talking about how they haven't grown one yet either. Niou said you were probably thinking of something indecent until they mentioned they were talking about beards."

Renji twitched. Everyone looked at him skeptically.

The innocent members of the team blinked wondering what the heck are they talking about.

"Putting that aside..." Niou once again made a gesture of putting the topic aside.

"Kamio-kun, Richard-kun and Kenya-kun argued who was the fastest when it comes to bathing. What a group of dirty people... I just hope they didn't compete on who took the fastest bath." Mizuki said.

Everyone looked at the three with disgusted faces.

"W-What! We didn't compete. It was just a verbal fight." Kamio denied, glancing at An once in a while.

"Yeah, right. How dirty." Momo smirked. Kamio glared and sparks flew between them.

"AH!" Marui suddenly shouted earning him the attention.

"Momoshiro and Tanishi! You stole my snacks last time!" Marui shouted. Momoshiro and Tanishi shuddered and ran out of the room while Marui chased them.

"Tarundoru! Who told you to bring snacks?" Sanada shouted as he ran after Marui. Everyone in the room sipped their drinks simultaneously ignoring the ruckus.

Mukahi, who was still fixing the disc player shared his witness talk.

"Well there was one time I saw Marui and Kaidoh freaking out over a bandaged body and found out it was Inui. Damn that was scary. Is he trying to be Tutankhamun or something? He was wrapped round in round in bandages on a sleeping bag. Damn, this camp is bad for my heart." Mukahi complained.

Inui sweatdropped, "The loser camp training was too intense that I was bruised all over."

This time, Fuji spoke.

"There was a time I found Akutagawa-kun taking a lot of pictures of Tezuka. Tezuka looked so troubled then. It was so interesting seeing his face. By the way, don't forget to send those pictures." Fuji said and looked at Jiroh for his last sentence. Jiroh grinned and gave a thumbs up.

Hitouji stood up this time and everyone turned to him.

"I remember that time Koharu was cheating on me."

"He always cheats on you. Isn't it about time for you two break up?" Zaizen muttered. Hitouji smacked him on the head and continued his story.

"Koharu was sleeping with Sanada that time at the loser camp! It was so frustrating!" Hitouji complained.

Koharu girlishly giggled, "His muscles were so well-built."

Rikkaidai members' auras gloomed.

"Poor fukubuchou. He's tainted."

"Let's not give him a hard time anymore."

"Yeah, it must've been rough."

"I feel sorry for him."

Awkward silence followed with only Koharu's giggling and Hitouji's whining heard.

Shiraishi sighed and broke the silence, "Well, Kurobane and Mukahi have become pretty agile. But it's pretty dangerous. They were playing Tarzan in the hallway."

"Shiraishi's being a worrywart in this camp nowadays." Kenya commented.

Shiraishi smiled an annoyed smile, "Shut up."

Yukimura smiled.

"There was this one time that Tooyama-kun sat on Sanada's shoulders to reach for a balloon. Sanada's become paternal. In the short while that I haven't seen Sanada, he became good friends with him."

Players in the room jawdropped while looking at Kintarou. Kintarou innocently smiled at them, "What is it?"

"He's a powerful being in this world to tame the most gorilla like existence in the universe."

Unfortunately, Sanada was back and everyone got a slap on the cheek. Except for Yukimura of course and the other serious beings in the planet.

Just then, coach Saitou entered the audio visual room and shared his witness talk randomly. Everyone surprisingly looked at him. I mean, who the hell invited him here?

"Sorry for butting in but I wanted to share this time with Oshitari Kenya headbutting Atobe because he thought he was drinking alcohol. He was such a child." Saitou chuckled and left the room. So random.

Ryoma gave Kenya a thumbs up, "Nice one, Oshitari-san."

Atobe vein popped. This kid is getting on his nerves.

Krauser then raised his hand and shared his own witness talk.

"I received a purikura from Zaizen. It was so colorful that I stuck it on my notebook."

"A picture of Zaizen on Krauser's notebook! That is so wrong in so many ways!" Kenya laughed out loud.

Zaizen blankly stared, "He was asking about what purikuras are so I gave him one. I just wanted to help and now you laugh you heartless being."

Kenya was stabbed straight in the heart with his words.

"Kenya's such a heartless being." Kintarou said, making the stab worse.

This time, Oishi shared his witness talk.

"There was one time I freaked out when I saw Yukimura passing through the restaurant's infrared lasers while he's asleep. He is something to be feared."

Everyone looked at Yukimura.

'As expected of the Child of God. Not even infrared lasers can stop him. While sleepwalking too.' Everyone thought at the same time not daring to speak out loud. Yukimura just smiled.

Yanagi spoke, "The Lucky and Tricky ones, that's a powerful tag-team. The power of the Sengoku & Niou pair when gambling in poker is abnormal."

"That is a formidable pair." Inui said.

Sengoku scratched his head and Niou just said his usual quote.

Just then, Momo who was running away from Marui came back panting and said, "Both Marui-san's cake and Kawamura-senpai's sushi have a taste that puts pros to shame!" Then he ran away as he noticed that Marui found him.

Everyone sweatdropped. That was so random.

Just then, a high schooler named Miyako came into the room.

"I listened to your conversation outside and I was surprised to see that kid tamed the eagles. He was being flocked lovingly by the eagles." Miyako shared as he pointed at Ryoma then left the room.

Seriously, where do they keep coming from?

"Well, I was shocked to find out that Tanegashima is actually a model. I saw him on a cover in a magazine." Hirakoba shared.

"For real? I'm so jealous!" Eiji said.

"Well, he is pretty good looking." Tomoka said while nodding.

Mukahi then interrupted the talk and said, "It's working now."

"YAY!"

"Should we call the others?"

"They'll come back sooner or later."