(Jackie's bedroom)
Jackie and Marco high five the camera in unison.
"Bottom o' the afternoon to you, ladies!"
"My name is Marcoplier."
"And I'm JackieSepticEyes!"
"And before we begin today's chapter, we got good news and bad news."
"The good news is that I'm pregnant with Marco's baby!"
"The bad news is that Jackie's actually joking to try and piss you all off. And she more than likely succeeded."
"Hey, considering what the good and bad news really are, I need to do something to light up the mood before we reply to comments!"
"Anyway, the actual good news is that Star has finished the Marco plushie Jackie requested her a while ago."
"And the actual bad news is that Marco's leaving, no matter how many times I blow him or offer my body to him."
"Again, she's just joking, everybody!" Marco and Jackie laugh in unison before the boy adds, "Anyway, wanna start with whatever you got planned?"
Jackie turns to Marco with a jovial smile, then takes out a mistletoe and hovers it above Marco's head. She puts on some lipstick and gets ready to kiss Marco when the boy reaches for the camera and says, "Well, guess we'll see you guys later," before kissing Jackie and turning the camera off.