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Warning: There is a controversial topic in this chapter. Don't start bitching about it. I will send twitchy glares at you through my computer.

Flashback:

"Tch." Sasuke closed the door and because for some reason there was a gust of wind, the door slammed.

"SASUKE. DID YOU JUST SLAM THE DOOR IN A LADY'S FACE? AFTER SHE GRACIOUSLY HAD DINNER WITH A LOW-LIFE LIKE YOU!" Sakura appeared in the living room, angry as a bull.

"Woman, you are NOT my mother."

End of Flashback

Chapter 14

Oh, The Nostalgia

oX-Xo

At the office the next day…

"You look really tired today, Sakura-chan" Naruto squatted down next to Sakura as she took her lunch break.

"You wouldn't believe the hell I went through last night with that date with Sasuke, Naruto. I'm sore all over!" Sakura stretched her arms in front of her. "My wrists hurts a lot from Sasuke pulling and holding them down too."

Naruto's pupils shrunk.

Sakura was tired after what appeared to be a long night.

Her explanation mentioned Sasuke and a date.

Sakura was fucking SORE ALL OVER.

Her wrists hurt.

SHE WAS SORE ALL OVER.

"TEME!" Naruto charged into Sasuke's office and shouted very loudly. "YOU DID THE UNFORGIVABLE THING OF TAKING SAKURA'S INNOCENCE. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR BALLS AND FEED THEM TO SHARKS. YOUR MOTHER WILL HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR BROTHER FOR GRANDCHILDREN!" Naruto rolled up his sleeves as a crowd started to gather.

Sakura did a spit take in the lounge room, for Naruto was loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Hn? What are you talking about you idiot?" Sasuke didn't bother to look up from his laptop screen.

"YOU TOOK SAKURA'S INNOCENCE LAST NIGHT WHILE SHE WAS UNABLE TO FEND FOR HERSELF." Naruto glared hard, although Sasuke was his best friend, violating his other best friend in such a way was unforgivable. "YOU ARE A DEAD MAN."

Sasuke chucked a large file at Naruto's head. Naruto fell backwards at the force and weight of the pieces of paper and staples in the file.

Sakura punched Naruto in the face.

"HE DID NO SUCH THING. I AM STILL VERY MUCH PURE AND UNCONTAMINATED BY THAT MAN." She slammed the door to get some privacy between the three of them.

"Oh, so you're a virgin then Saku-chan" Sasuke smirked. "No wonder you're such a prude."

Sakura smirked back. "That's classified information but in this case, I'm willing to tell you. As a matter of fact, I am not a virgin."

Sasuke and Naruto were shocked to hear that their childhood friend, one in which they've known since grade school, was not a virgin.

"I've probably been laid more times than both of you combined." Sakura said.

Naruto and Sasuke exchanged glances.

"So…who was your first time?" Naruto asked.

"I'm not going to say. That's personal information in a professional environment."

"You're on personal time right now though." Sasuke pointed out, curious to know who had the fucking nerve to take Sakura's, of all people's, innocence.

"…you've got a point there." Sakura pondered. "Alright then, we'll do a little exchange. Naruto, come over to Sasuke's place tonight and let's have a sleepover like how we did back in grade school!"

"But Sakura-chan! I need to spend more time with Hinata-chan with the big day approaching!"

"Hinata won't mind, she knows already. It's not like Sasuke and I are going to eat you alive or anything."

"…I'll just ask her then."

"I'm sorry but Hinata-chan's on oath. We all are."

"Nnneehhhh….." Naruto was stuck between revealing his embarrassing secret and his hard curiosity of who Sakura lost her innocence to. Even if she lost it a long while ago, it didn't matter to Naruto. If he was able to get a name, someone was going to end up hospitalized for doing such a deed to his dear friend.

"What dobe? Are you scared to tell us that you're a virgin?" Sasuke said.

Naruto blushed wildly. "ALRIGHT LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS LATER! I'LL SEE YOU AT SEVEN."

Naruto sprinted out there.

"Sasuke, that was pretty mean of you. I mean, you already knew he was saving himself for Hinata after their marriage."

"Tch. I don't have to be nice. I was intentionally trying to hurt his pride."

"Oh, so you look up to him for only being with one woman his entire life? You're jealous of how committed he is."

"I didn't say that."

"Suit yourself."

"Get back to work Haruno."

"Of course, Uchiha-sama."

Later that evening…

Ding dong. Ding dong. DING DONG. DING DONG. DING DONG.

Naruto kept pressing the doorbell as Sasuke glared him down at the front door.

"Dobe. Tell me why you are ringing the doorbell when you know where the spare key is hidden?"

"I AM A GUEST TODAY AND SHALL BE TREATED LIKE SO!" Naruto shouted. "NOW FETCH ME A PAIL OF WATER TEME!"

Sasuke grabbed a hose and sprayed Naruto down.

"You're welcome."

Sasuke shut the door on Naruto.

"Neee! SAKURA-CHAN! SASUKE-TEME IS BEING A CHICKEN ASS TO ME AGAIN!" Naruto cried out loud, soaked as can be. "BE THANKFUL I BROUGHT A CHANGE OF CLOTHES!"

Inside…

Sasuke looked at Sakura who had been preparing 3 futons in the living room in a _ | _ shape, only angled nicer because this computer refuses to let me have nicely angled futon arrangements at 120 degrees each. GOSH DARN THIS COMPUTER EVEN THOUGH I LOVE MY LAPTOP.

"You invited him here. This is your problem." Sasuke walked upstairs.

"Just change into something more comfortable than a suit Uchiha." Sakura said.

"Why bother? By the time that idiot's asleep, you'll be taking this suit off of me yourself." Sasuke smirked.

"I may be your personal secretary and personal maid but changing your underwear was NOT a part of my job description. I've read the fine print. NOT A PART OF MY JOB DESCRIPTION."

Outside…

"SAKURA-CHAN! IT'S GETTING COLD!" Naruto rung the doorbell even more furiously now.

Inside….

"Hn. Seems like I need it to be revised now…Sakura, go revise the document that holds your job description and add in "Change my underwear" in the fine print."

"I WILL MOST CERTAINLY NOT DO THAT!" She threw a photo frame at him. "AND NARUTO! OPEN THE DOOR YOURSELF. YOU KNOW WHERE THE KEY IS!"

Outside…

Naruto's defeated face - TT_TT

Yes. That is his sad face. It is quite unfortunate of him to be expressing such a sad facial expression as his sad and defeated face while he is sad.

Moving on now.

Naruto dug the spare key out from the dirt behind some bushes and let himself in.

"Sakura-chan….Teme got me all wet and now my underwear is sticking to my butt and it's uncomfortable!"

"Naruto. Go shower and change." Sakura said. "Use Sasuke's shower. I don't want you doing anything in the shower in my room."

Naruto sulked.

"Hai, Sakura-chan." He trudged upstairs.

"AND TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES." Sakura threw another photo frame at Naruto.

"ITA!" Naruto wept as he kicked his shoes off and continued his way upstairs.

"Now…what should I make for dinner? It's been ages since the three of us have had a sleepover. Since elementary school. I should make something nice….cup ramen it is!" Sakura headed off into the kitchen to boil water.

Upstairs…

Naruto stepped into the steamy shower and announced "Teme, Sakura told me to shower here. Scoot over."

"Hn? Exactly why could you have not waited until I got out to come in?"

"Why are you being so nitpicky? We used to do this all the time in high school after sports." Naruto shrugged standing next to the Uchiha and turning on another shower head. (A/N: There are multiple ones in Sasuke's LARGE shower.)

"That was because we had no other choice. Now GET OUT." Sasuke shoved Naruto out of his shower to wait until he was done.

And so, Naruto stood there still wet, with only a towel around his torso.

He stood for 15 minutes.

Sasuke finally came out.

"TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TEME! IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE HOT STEAM, I WOULD'VE DIED FROM CATCHING A COLD OR SOMETHING." Naruto rushed into the shower, only to slip on the wet floor and into Sasuke.

What is this scene.

Why did the authoress have to have Naruto and Sasuke liplocking right now.

Oh. Because she's evil, that's why.

"TEME!" Naruto punched Sasuke.

"DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!" Sasuke punched him back.

"THIS IS JUST LIKE BACK IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WHEN YOU BLACKMAILED THAT KID TO PUSH ME FROM MY SQUATTING POSITION AND FALL ONTO YOU. YOU NEVER CHANGE." Naruto punched him again.

Sasuke punched him back once again.

"I DID NO SUCH THING. YOU WERE JUST TOO FUCKING STUPID TO KEEP YOUR DAMN BALANCE."

And so they fought. They fought like they did in the schoolyard in elementary school. They fought like how they did in gym class in middle school. They fought like how they did in the back of alleyways and restaurants when they were in high school. They fought. And like always, Sakura had to intervene.

"YOU DUMBASSES. I CAN'T EVEN BOIL WATER IN PEACE?" Sakura punched them both. "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES AND GET DRESSED. WE DID NOT PLAN THIS SLEEPOVER TO FIGHT. WE PLANNED THIS SLEEPOVER TO REMINISCE OVER THE YEARS THAT I COULDN'T REALLY SPEND WITH YOU."

Sasuke and Naruto glared at each other, both sitting cross-legged on the floro, witch towels over their crotches. Sakura inwardly smiled, it felt like old times again.

"I still haven't showered yet Sakura-chan." Naruto muttered, his eyes focused on glaring at Sasuke.

"Go shower then. Uchiha, get dressed. I want to see more garments on you than just a towel."

Sakura took her leave.

Sasuke and Naruto did not budge.

"I DON'T HEAR ANY WATER RUNNING. DON'T MAKE ME GET THE WOODEN SPOON."

Naruto and Sasuke still didn't move.

Sakura brought up the wooden spoon and wacked their palms just as their mothers used to do when they fought.

Yes, this was just like old times.

A while later…

"Sakura-chan. My hand hurts….I can't hold my chopsticks…." Naruto whined as the sweet aroma of ramen taunted him.

"Use a fork then. I'm not going to feed you." Sakura vein-popped. "You both got what you deserved. Now suck it up and eat your food. Otherwise, go hungry. I'm not going to babysit you two like I used to."

"Tch. You only need to babysit that idiot." Sasuke slurped his noodles.

"You just shut up and eat. You'll just choke on your food if you talk with your mouth full." Sakura said sternly.

"Hn." Sasuke obeyed as he saw that the wooden spoon was still within Sakura's reach.

"So Sakura-chan, going back to today's conversation earlier, Sasuke-teme didn't violate you right?"

"Nope, he was just a fat ass last night and couldn't hold his own weight so we fell down the stairs. Nothing too serious but it did hurt my body a lot."

Naruto glared at Sasuke and pointed his chopsticks at him. "YOU BE MORE CAREFUL. YOU HURT SAKURA-CHAN TEME. DISHONOR! DISHONOR TO YOU. DISHONOR TO YOUR COW. DISHONOR TO YOUR WHOLE FAMILY." (A/N: I felt it was appropriate to put this here for laughs.)

"Tch. She was just too focused on admiring my good looks and tripped, pulling me along with her."

"Liars get wacked with the wooden spoon." Sakura glared.

Sasuke stayed silent.

Naruto looked at the two. "Well, anyways, who was your first time Sakura?"

"Who was yours?" Sakura stated.

"Erm…I'm going to get more ramen!" Naruto tried to get up when Sakura wacked him with the spoon.

"Naruto, we agreed to tell each other everything that we didn't know about each other."

"BUT SAKURA! MAKE TEME GO FIRST!" Naruto whined. "You both already know I'm saving myself for the honeymoon!"

"Dobe. You just told us." Sasuke said.

"What? NOOOOOOO!" Naruto blushed. In their extended friend circle, only a few people were still virgins so it was quite embarrassing for Naruto to reveal his secret.

"Naruto, calm down. I think it's sweet that you're doing something like that. You're really committing to Hinata." Sakura smiled.

Naruto blushed. "Well anyways! Who was your first time teme!"

"That's classified information dobe. And am I the only one who feels that it's stupid that we're doing something we should've done when we were 16, while we're in our mid-20's?" Sasuke said.

"It's not stupid. It's bonding. And tell us already Uchiha. Who was your first time? Or are you still a virgin?" Sakura taunted.

Sasuke was silent.

Naruto and Sakura stared at him intently.

"It's the latter." Sasuke looked away.

Jaws had dropped.

"Are you shitting me?" Naruto asked. "You're shitting me right?"

"Are you serious Sasuke? The great Sasuke Uchiha has never been laid?" Sakura asked.

"Why would I lie about this? It's not like I'm waiting for a certain pink-haired Haruno to realize that I'm not as bad of a guy as she thinks I am." Sasuke looked at Sakura.

"Tch. As if." Sakura said.

In her mind, two thoughts ran: Can a guy who's never been laid be a playboy? And I have been laid more times than the both of them combined!

"So Sakura, now that that cat's out of the bag, who was your first time. Seeing how you're the only one here who's actually had a first time." Sasuke inquired.

"You want the long story or the short story?" Sakura asked.

"Short story, then long" Sasuke and Naruto both said still slurping ramen.

"Alright then." Sakura said and took a small breath to prepare for the spit takes about to occur. "My first time was with Gaara. BUT IT WAS BEFORE OUR LONG DISTANT RELATIVES DECIDED TO GET MARRIED. WAY, WAY BEFORE."

"Wha-" Sasuke and Naruto both choked on their ramen.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL." Sakura frowned.

Me – Muahahahhaahhahahahaha I am so awesome, look at that wondrous scene! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE FAN SERVICE! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sasuke – You should've made Sakura blush or something seeing my awesome bod.

Sakura – There's not much to see.

Naruto – WHY'D YOU MAKE ME GO THROUGH THAT KIND OF HELL AGAIN! WHY!

Me – Oh hush. Hinata will understand that it was an accident.

Naruto – IT WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT. IT WAS ON PURPOSE.

Me – Oh so you intentionally kissed the duck ass?

Naruto – IT'S ALL THAT TEME'S FAULT. HUAIWEFHJKSELHFUWIE;KJFLSD.

Me – Complainers get wacked with the wooden spoon.

Naruto - *silent*

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