Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, RIB does. All the OC's belong to me though (yes even Matty, Zappy Shoes even though I know you wish he belonged to you).
A/N: Okay once again the poll for the name and gender of Alex and Christina's baby is still up. This chapter will focus on some of the pranks Felicity, Tia and Tori pull on each other in a bid to get Matty (many thanks to Zappy Shoes for helping with prank ideas) and Christina and Cassidy and Callum.
Chapter 14: Let's Get Pranking!
Tia's POV
So I was sceptical when Lima's own teen "princess" Felicity Shuester suggested this whole prank war thing. But hey getting to prank people is fun. And first is my backstabbing bitch of a sister Tori. It is way more difficult to think of pranks than people might think but I got one. And it didn't take long to rig the invisible trip wire and the bucket of hair gel. Now all I have to do is watch and wait.
Tori's POV
I just know I'm going to win this prank war. I already have two ingenious pranks up my sleeve and believe me there is no way Tia or Felicity "Bitch Face" can beat themand then I will have Matty Puckerman on my arm for the rest of the school year. And everyone knows that the girlfriend of Matty Puckerman has the 2nd highest status in the school. Still I have to keep my eyes out for any potential pranks from Bitch Face or my sister.
I walk through the halls of McKinley, my head held high and all the boys staring at me. But before I know it I've tripped over something I didn't even know was there. I get up and try to regain what's left of my dignity but then I feel the gel running down my face. "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !" I yell running down the halls to the bathroom. As I go I hear the chorus of "ewwwwwwwwwwwwww" with the same hand gestures as mine from the other cheerios. I look back over my shoulder and see Tia smirking. Of course she was behind this. Ugh I'm gonna get her so bad!
Felicity's POV
I have such great ideas I surprise even myself sometimes. This prank war was ingenious. And now I get to hurt my competitors for Matty's affections and everyone at school knows I'm mean. Heck I'm the queen of mean. And so naturally my pranks will be so much better than theirs.
"Hey Cassidy?" I ask as I go into my sister's room. "Yeah?" she says in reply. "I'm taking Hanley into school tomorrow okay?" I ask. "Yeah okay. Let me guess, something to do with this prank war you have going on with the Lopez-Pierce sisters. "Yeah that's about right" I say.
I should explain. Hanley is our pet ferret that me and Cassidy have had for three years. And tomorrow he's going to help me out a little.
Tia's POV
We are in Glee Club and Princess Felicity is sitting behind me for some strange reason. I should be wary about this because of the prank war but hey, she's not going to do anything whilst her dad's looking. Got to keep up the little miss princess act for daddy even though everyone knows she's evil.
I drop my files and have to bend down to pick them up. Felicity quickly rushes to help me which again is strange because she usually wants to kill me. She turns away with one of my files but I think nothing of it. "Thanks" I say taking the file from her. I set it in my lap but the elastic flips off the button. A small grey furry animal crawls into my lap.
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" I stand up on my chair screaming but this makes the ferret scramble down my jeans. Its little claws dig into my legs and I dance around on my chair trying to shake the ferret out but this makes me look more ridiculous. Mr Shue is just standing there looking gobsmacked but I guess he can't really help as the ferret is somewhere in the region of my crotch. The nasty little bugger crawls down my leg and out onto the floor but I still stay stood up on my chair petrified. I hate rodents. Felicity gets up and picks up the ferret. "Awww Hanley. Sorry Dad, he must have slipped in my bag when I wasn't looking this morning" she says with her puppy dog look. "It's ok just keep him in the box in your bag and don't get him out again" Mr Shue says.
Felicity smiles her "I got you didn't I?" smile at me and I slump in my chair and sulk. Or at least look as if I am. Felicity got me good and now I have to get her back.
Christina's POV
Okay so I may look cool and together but I am freaking out about this kid. Seriously freaking out. I almost started cutting myself again when I found out. And worst of all- I'm starting to show. I know the Glee Club knows I'm pregnant but I'm frickin scared about the rest of the school finding out.
And worst of all Felicity took the tape. Which means she has my diary. But I don't care that she has my diary. She can use whatever she wants from that but I have to have the tape as blackmail. If I have the tape then there's no way she'll release the diary. I pick up my phone. "Hey Cassidy, can I come over? Yeah I just need some girl talk. Okay bye" I say.
I went over to Cassidy's and we did have some girl talk but I had to remember my main objective. I snuck into Felicity's room and picked the lock on her drawer with a hair pin. I could see my diary but I needed the tape more. I would come back for it later. I grab the tape and shove it in my bra. Okay shouldn't have done that, my boobs hurt too much- man pregnancy's a bitch. So slip it in my shoes, say goodbye to Cassidy and get out of there. Mission Complete. Wow I seriously hope I am a better person when I am a mom otherwise my kid will be seriously screwed up. Well at least they won't be as screwed up as I am.
Cassidy's POV
I am walking down the halls when I turn around and see Callum standing next to my locker. "Stop stalking me you creep. I'm still dating your brother remember. And you don't want to date anyone as screwed up as me" I say.
"Yes I do. Because you're beautiful and smart and your singing is awesome. You play guitar like me and even though you always seem so shy when we're together I feel like I can see you. Tell me you don't feel the same way and I'll leave" he says.
"I can't do that" I say. "And why is that?" Callum asks me. "Because I have feelings for you. And it's wrong and disgusting because I'm dating your brother and you dated my sister but I think I like you. Is that what you wanted Callum?" I ask.
"Yes" he says and wraps his arms around me. He pulls me round a corner and kisses me. "We shouldn't be doing this" I say. "Who cares? I like you and you like me. That means something to me. Doesn't it to you?" he says.
"Okay I'm going to stop fighting you" I say and kiss him back. "You can't fight love" I say. He kisses me harder. "Exactly. Come over tonight and I'll show you just how much I love you" he says. "Okay" I say and push him out into the hall.
I go over to Callum's after one last purge just to give me confidence. He opens the door and pulls me in. He kisses me hard and pulls me up to his room. "I'm cheating on your brother, this is wrong" I say. "Then why does it feel so right?" Callum asks. He rips off my clothes and I peel off his more carefully. Once we are both naked he leaves a trail of kisses from my neck to my belly button. He looks at me for assurance and I nod. With one quick kiss he slips inside of me.
I rake my fingers along his back. He pulls me closer and thrusts deeper and deeper inside me until we are completely connected. We continue to make love until I reach the crest of my burning wave of passion. Callum slides out of me as we climax. He puts his arm around me and we lie on his bed together naked.
I hear the door open downstairs. "I thought you said Adam was out" I say. "I thought he was" Callum says. We slip under the covers hoping he won't come in here. Adam flings the door open and switches on the light. "Oh my god. Callum, Felicity- what the hell are you doing?" he asks.
A/N: Again remember to vote on my poll for the gender of Christina and Alex's baby.
NEXT TIME: The prank war continues and there are consequences for Callum and Cassidy's cheating.
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