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Revy and the Cats
Rock and Revy entered Balalaika's office to find The Kapitan sitting behind her desk.
"Hey, big Sis! What's going on?" Revy asked.
"Good morning, you two, just have a seat, we are waiting on Chang," the blond woman replied as Rock bowed to her in greeting.
No sooner than they had set down than two huge Siamese cats jumped up on the coffee table in front of them.
"Gaa!" Revy exclaimed. "What the hell are those!?"
"Chang's vermin killers," Balalaika said. "We had a rodent problem a while back and he brought them over to help. Now they just like to come visit and play for a while."
"Play?" Revy said as she poked her finger at the monster in front of her. "How the hell do you 'play' with something this big?"
"Just sit still for a minute Two-Hands and you will find out," the woman said with a smirk. "Oh, their names are Raptor and Razor."
The Lagoon couple was stunned to see each cat bow its head as the Hotel Moscow chief introduced them.
"They seem very smart," Rock said as he gingerly reached out and scratched Raptor on her ears.
This seemed like a signal to the animal, who jumped into Rock's lap to lie on her back, sticking her legs in the air.
"Scratch her belly, Rock," Balalaika said. "She will stay with you for hours."
The salaryman did as he was instructed and was rewarded with a roaring purr from the feline.
"Hehe!" Revy chuckled. "Look at Rock playing with his pussy!"
No sooner had she said this than she was hit in the chest by Razor.
"Ack! What the hell is he doing!?" Revy cried out as the twenty-five pounds of cat pushed her back into the cushions of the couch.
"His turn to play," The older woman said with a smirk as she lit a cigar. "Oh, I forgot to tell you, he's a pervert that likes women's chests. It is futile to resist his advances, Two-Hands."
Revy stared in horror as Razor placed each of his forepaws on her nipples and began to massage them while resting his head between her boobs.
"The hell you say! This fuzzy bastard ain't going to feel me up like that!" the gunslinger said as she shoved the cat away from her.
There was the sound of ripping cloth as Razor's claws tore the front of Revy's tank-top open.
"Motherfucker! That was a brand new shirt!" she roared as she reached for one of her guns.
"Two-hands!" Balalaika called out loudly. "You will not harm Chang's pets! Do you understand me?"
Revy frowned, "Fine, but still don't mean I can't beat his kitty ass!" She dove at the animal, who was crouching on the floor, his tail flipping back and forth.
He was gone in an instant as Revy hit the floor face first, grunting in pain. Seconds later the huge cat was on her back jumping up and down several times before racing away.
"Come'ere you fuzzy shit-head!"
The battle was on. Revy scrambled across the floor as the Siamese dashed in and out swatting her as he passed.
Rock sighed and looked at a greatly amused Balalaika, "I don't suppose he will really hurt her will he?"
"Oh I don't know," the woman replied. "I've never seen anyone refuse him before. Even Shenhua allows him to play his game."
Rock thought about this for a moment before Raptor reached up and pressed her forepaw against his face.
"You stopped scratching," Balalaika said with a smirk. "She is displeased."
Rock gulped as he could feel the tips of the cat's sharp claws barely touching his skin. He returned to his duty and was rewarded with her rumbling purr again.
"OW! The fucker bit me on the ass!" Revy cried out from behind the sofa.
A few minutes later Chang walked in to find Revy spread eagled face up on the floor with Razor on top of her licking the sweat from between her breasts. The red-head groaned slightly, "Oh god why does that feel so good…"
Sitting down the Triad boss watched as Raptor played with Rock's tie like it was toy.
Lighting a cigarette as Balalaika sat down beside him, he spoke up, "Gee, I didn't know you were going to get the kids new toys to play with."
The blond Russian finally cracked up with laughter as Rock blushed brightly.
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