Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Rowling does. If I owned it, Fred would not have died. The story is set in the 6th year. Thank you to DrAveBat007 for the ideas.
Dear Fanfiction,
Why do you ship me with Professor McGonagall? Seriously, you all need to see psychologists before you even think of shipping me with McGonagall. For the 144th time, I am dating Ron and I am not a lesbian or bisexual. I am straight!
From,
Hermione