Disc: NO. STOP ASKING.
WARNING! Contains Jealous!Rei. XD
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"I just don't know what she sees in that...that thing! It's ridicuous. The thing isn't even alive, and just look at her! You'd think that thing was--was--!"
"You?"
"Yes! Wait, what? N-no, of course not. All I'm saying is that Usagi shouldn't be all touchy feely with that stupid stuffed animal Mamoru got her. Yea, it's a rabbit, but--"
"Rei."
"What, Minako?"
"You're jealous."
"No I'm not! I'm worried because Usagi needs to grow up and stop doting on a stuffed animal."
"Girl, you're jealous; admit it. You're turning into the Wicked Witch of the West, you're so jealous. And what are you jealous over?"
"..."
"A stuffed rabbit."
"...But--!"
"No. No. No talking. You are jealous over a stuffed rabbit."
"You saw the way she's acting with that thing! That should be my face she's shoving into her cleavage! N-Not that I want my face in her cleavage or anything."
"You, my friend, are whipped. Let Usagi-chan have her 'snuggle-bunny-with-an-inanimate-object' phase."
"But Mamoru gave it to her!"
"Yes, but Mamoru's a sweet guy. He gave you those earrings you wanted last Christmas, right?"
"..."
"So what if their ancestors had a thing a thousand-somethin' years ago? That was Serenity and Endymion. That's not Usagi-chan and Mamoru."
"But she..."
"Ah-ah. Rei. Listen to the sound of my voice."
"Do I have to?"
"I'll kick your ass for that later, but for now, just listen to me. You. Are. Ranting. Over. A. Stuffed. Animal. Woman, get a grip."
"This coming from the girl who got so bent out of shape when Setsuna-san got all cuddly with that stuffed bear said girl won her one day?"
"Okay, I'm kicking your ass now, Hino."
"Bring it, bitch."
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Notes: Banter!MinakoxRei is awesome.